sir cinnamon

Give Me Fluff or Give Me Death

@thinktankgoldfish prompted me to make some fluffy headcanons pertaining to a new puppy so i needed to write some before she sent kakashi after me since i plan on writing a third installment of that jealous!kakashi that may or may not end well. also i only added people who i thought would absolutely kill for a doggo (lmaoo meeee) ((also if y’all have any pets feel free to submit them. i’ll just sit here flailing over them for 193509458 years xD)) (((i’ll def be showing off my fluffer in a moment <3))) also!!! this is a “go-to pillow/comfort blanket/help too much” type of thing when i post all that angst ;))) trust me, i wrote a lot of angst recently and i think we all need this lmaoo


Originally posted by everythingstarstuff

- When Kakashi gets a new dog he dotes on it with every breath. Pakkun gets jealous, yeah, but he realises that it’s simply because the dog is new. He doesn’t cuddle with the dog, no. He’s a stone-cold ninja, he doesn’t - Who you kiddin’ he spends as much time as he can with the stinker.

- Kiba with a new dog means, in his mind, that Akamaru has a new friend, while Akamaru is territorial at best so he’s not the happiest pupper around. Kiba treats his new dog as he did with Akamaru. Also the doggo is hella floofy so Kiba teases it with little ponytails in its fur. 

- Hinata welcomes the new dog with welcome arms, hugging it and cuddling with it. She gets the doggo all sorts of cute things, cute little jackets, little booties, whatever. Totally dotes on the pupper.

- Lee’s doggo is his athletic partner. Like, he goes on morning jogs and he takes his dog with him. This dog is possibly the fastest dog in the village, aside from the Inuzuka clan’s dogs and Kakashi’s summons. Probably a defender dog. 

- TenTen has a small dog, and she takes it everywhere. She’s owning her shop, and the little stinker’s just running all over the place, welcoming guests if they enter. The dog is so well-behaved that when it wants to pee, it does its business, and without question, let’s itself back inside.

- The dog Naruto has is picky. Also, it likes the more expensive food, the more expensive toys, leashes, collars, much to Naruto’s dismay. He asks Sasuke to help pay for a few of these things, since he can’t say no to the stinker, and hopes that, one day, he can just spoil his doggo.

- Sasuke, on the other hand, has a dog that’s close to the only thing that can get him to smile. It’s such a lovable goof (*cough cough* naruto *cough cough*), that he can’t help but do almost exactly what Kakashi does. 

- Sakura’s dog is so well-mannered, and well-behaved, that people often mistake the dog for being a person in disguise or the dog’s a summoning. Her dog helps her with medicinal things, and whenever the poor pupper catches cold or gets hurt, Sakura cuddles with the doggo, thinking that loving the dog will make it heal faster than medicine ever will.

- Tobirama has this dog that’s primarily a guard dog, but knows when to relax. It has its boundaries, and doesn’t let anyone other than Tobirama pet it. Like Naruto’s, it’s hella picky.

- Hashirama’s dog is constantly with him. The fluffiest of fluff. After Hashi himself, he names the pupper “Cinnamon”. “Sir Cinnamon Roll McFluff” he calls it, and he’s 100% right. Elicits an eye-roll every time he uses the dog’s full name in front of Tobirama. 

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Faster, Cinnamon Roll, Kill, Kill!  (1/6) ~ Rupert Graves roles as…rolls? (1988, 1987, 1996 and 2005)

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#Silver Fox Saturday

» love actually sentence meme

Feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

  • ❝ General opinion’s starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don’t see that. ❞
  • ❝ If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around. ❞
  • ❝ It’s my favorite time of day, driving you. ❞
  • ❝ He says no one’s gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end. ❞
  • ❝ You know, um, being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered. ❞
  • ❝ Option One: ask her out. ❞
  • ❝ Option Two: become her friend. ❞
  • ❝ Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you. ❞
  • ❝ Here is an important message. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free! ❞
  • ❝ Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do? ❞
  • ❝ Aren’t you a bit young to be in love? ❞
  • ❝ Worse than the total agony of being in love? ❞
  • ❝ A tiny, insignificant detail. ❞
  • ❝ It’s a… self-preservation thing, you see. ❞
  • ❝ Tell her that you love her. ❞
  • ❝ Let’s do it. Let’s go get the shit kicked out of us by love. ❞
  • ❝ Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake? ❞
  • ❝ You learned English? ❞
  • ❝ I realized that Christmas is… is the time to be with the people you love. ❞
  • ❝ Well, this is a surprise. ❞
  • ❝ Ten minutes at Elton John’s, you’re as gay as a maypole! ❞
  • ❝ This is shit, isn’t it? ❞
  • ❝ Yep, solid gold shit, maestro. ❞
  • ❝ You have this kind of problem? Yeah… of course you did, you saucy minx! ❞
  • ❝ Ask me anything you like, I’ll tell you the truth. ❞
  • ❝ Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit? ❞
  • ❝ Right. So, not quite as secret as we’d hoped. ❞
  • ❝ Aren’t you the Prime Minister? ❞
  • ❝ Where the fuck is my fucking coat? ❞
  • ❝ Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole! ❞
  • ❝ So what’s this big news, then? ❞
  • ❝ True love lasts a lifetime. ❞
  • ❝ When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish, and now I’m left with no one. Wrinkled and alone. ❞
  • ❝ By the way, I feel bad. I never asked you how your love life is going. ❞
  • ❝ No, no, we’ll want to have sex in every room. Including yours. ❞
  • ❝ I will miss you. And your very slow typing… and your very bad driving. ❞
  • ❝ Enough. Enough now. ❞
  • ❝ Oh, no. That is so inconvenient. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll give you anything you ask for - as long as it’s not something I don’t want to give. ❞
  • ❝ I had an uncle called Terence once. Hated him. I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you. ❞
  • ❝ There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they’re already going out with rich, attractive guys. ❞
  • ❝ That is total bollocks. You’ve actually gone mad, now. ❞
  • ❝ What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier maché lobster head. ❞
  • ❝ Alone again… Naturally. ❞
  • ❝ I’m very busy and important. How can I help you? ❞
  • ❝ It’s a cinnamon stick, sir. ❞
  • ❝ Life is full of interruptions and complications. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not sure that politics and dating really go together. ❞
  • ❝ Let’s get pissed and watch porn. ❞
  • ❝ Oh God - Say ‘yes’ you skinny moron! ❞
  • ❝ Oooooo, would we call her chubby? ❞
  • ❝ Well, give them a quid and tell them to bugger off! ❞
  • ❝ You’ve seen the films, kiddo. It ain’t over 'til it’s over. ❞
  • ❝ But you know, the thing about romance is… people only get together right at the very end. ❞
  • ❝ You’ll come back a broken man. ❞
  • ❝ Yeah, back broken from too much sex! ❞
  • ❝ I’m very jealous of your plane, by the way. ❞
  • ❝ I am here to ask your daughter for her hands in marriage. ❞
  • ❝ You want to marry my daughter? ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want something I need. I want something I want - something pretty. ❞
  • ❝ Thank God. You would’ve broken my heart if you’d said yes. ❞
  • ❝ I might get a shag at last! ❞
  • ❝ Get a grip, people hate sissies. No-one’s ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time. ❞