1) ‘I have been trying to contact you for fifteen minutes where were you!?’ Usually when trying to contact someone you call, wait fifteen minutes and then call again. But this makes it sound like Batman was blowing up Jason’s phone for fifteen straight minutes and that’s such a dad move I can’t even
2) Jason being a classic kid who thinks talking fast is going to somehow keep him from being grounded. I’ve been there
3) Bruce immediately dropping the stern act when Jason’s gone and grinning because he’s so proud of his good birb
4) Alfred and Bruce knowing how much Jason loves and needs his dad
Hey request are open. Can we get where the reader can duplicate and but
she starts duplicating in her sleep. So it freaks the whole team out so
they confront the reader about it.
Bucky has created a chatroom.
Bucky has added Bruce, Thor, Clint.
Thor: SIR OF SCIENCE
Bruce: Yes, what can I, Sir of Science, do for either of you?
Bucky: Can you explain Y/N’s powers, but without the science?
Bruce: Y/N can duplicate them-self, or objects. That’s all I can say without getting into the science.
Bucky: Can I have more details please? Especially about the clones.
duplicate of Y/N is an independent, self thinking version of Y/N, and
usually contains one trait of Y/N that defines their whole personality.
Sometimes they have no traits of Y/N, and take on their own.
Bucky: Now… how do you get rid of the clone?
Bruce: Any other way you’d get rid of someone, or have Y/N dissipate them.
Clint: So, we’re stuck with them until Y/N wakes up?
Thor: Y/N HAS BEEN SUMMONING THEIR DOPPLEGANGERS AS THEY SLUMBER.
tbh the gotham rogues are so petty and childish sometimes that like, i can totally see bruce having to leave one fucking set of children to go deal with some others. bruce has literally just managed to pry damian off of tim and send him to his room after damian tried to poke tim’s eyes out with crayons, when alfred comes jogging up from the batcave like, “sir, there’s an emergency downtown” and bruce goes into batman mode like “tell me what’s going on out there alfred!” and there’s this long ass pause before alfred’s like “it appears a fight has broken out between the riddler and the scarecrow over a misunderstanding about pumpkin spice lattes. they’re going at it in a starbucks and the public is very alarmed, sir” then bruce just pinches his nose and gives a deep sigh before telling alfred “tell gordon i’ll be right there” in this defeated voice bcos he know he’s about to spend the next hour listening to “but he started it!!!!!”
Bruce Wayne seems to be the kind of guy who’s brilliant at strategy, engineering, etc, but when confronted with a chip card reader, he’s the annoying guy who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, understand how it works.
AN: A request from an Anon who wanted a Bruce xDaughter!Reader who was estranged from the batman side of his life. Hope you enjoy!
You hated the dining room. In your opinion, it was one of the worst features of Wayne Manor. It served no purpose. No one ever sat and ate here, except you and Alfred. To you it would have been better if the two of you could eat in the living room in front of the T.V., at least that way you wouldn’t have to scream across the table at him whenever you wanted to have a conversation.
“Hurry now, Mistress Wayne, I know you enjoy your waffles, but there is traffic today and it will be horrible getting to school,” Alfred says he walks into the dining room and clearly away the dishes that you’d already finished with.
What was worse about the dining room was when Alfred was too busy to eat with you. You hated being alone in this house. Despite the years, you’d been with your father you’d never gotten over the coziness of the small two-bedroom apartment that you and your mother shared. Though, you may have started to feel more comfortable if you thought of your father as a parent rather than a sperm donor, and even sometimes that description didn’t fit.
“What about Damian?” you question, “Isn’t he coming with us?”
“I’m afraid not miss, your father had to pull him out of school today.”
“I see,” you say pushing away from the table. “I’ll wait by the door.”
“Of course, just give me a moment.”
Walking through the halls was something else you hated about the manor. Instead of having pictures and paintings of animals or flowers the way normal people had, most of the artwork that decorated the halls of Wayne Manor was of members of the Wayne family. Every time you walk past them, you’re constantly reminded that you look nothing like the man called your father. Not your hair color, eye color, or facial structure. You were, in essence, a carbon copy of your mother. In fact, if it had not been for the DNA test, you probably wouldn’t have been dropped off to live here with him.
Alfred finds you leaning against the couch in the entrance hall waiting for him with your school bag in hand. “Ready for the first day of your last year, Mistress Wayne?”
“As I’ll ever be,” you say with boredom filling your tone and walking toward the door. Before the turn the knob you through a quickly glance over your shoulder. You wouldn’t admit it if anyone asked what you were looking for, but you had hoped that he would at least come down to send you on your way off for the first day. You were disappointed but not surprised when you didn’t see him, it’s not like you were important to him.
*** “Fifty Million Dollars?” Damian questions watching the screen.
“Syphoned out of the bank using a virus. It’s untraceable and the perfect crime,” Dick adds.
Bruce doesn’t respond, but they know he feels frustrated. This was the second time the Bank of Gotham had been hit in two months, and it was for the same amount of cash as well. He hadn’t been able to solve the case then, and he didn’t know if he would be able to do it now.
“Master Bruce, I’ve just finished dropping of the young miss at school,” Alfred’s voice sounds over the intercom.
“Thank you, Alfred.”
“She was looking for you, sir.”
Bruce pauses, “Did she need something?”
“I think she was hoping her father would see her off on her first day back to school, sir.”
“I don’t have time, I’ll make it up to her, Alfred.”
“Very well, sir.”
Its silent in the room, save for the slight tapping of Dick’s shoe.
“You have something to say?” Bruce asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Just that, you could have eaten breakfast with her, or something,” Dick says with a shrug.
“If she’s so immature that she’s upset that she had to eat alone, who would want to deal with her?” Damian says with a shrug.
“Don’t be a jerk,” Dick says with a sigh. “What I mean is, she doesn’t know about any of this stuff. When it was me and I had to be alone at least I knew why. If I was her I’d think my father hated me.”
Bruce felt the guilt pool in his belly, had he given you than impression? Maybe he should have interacted more. In all honesty, he wasn’t sure how to talk to you. You were like the others, all hurt in some way, but something about you had been different. Nothing that he did when you first came to stay with him after your mother died had been able to console you, and as a result he winded up letting you work out your issues yourself. Perhaps that was the wrong tactic, especially considering in the five years you’ve been with him, he can’t remember a time when you the both of you had willingly spent more than ten minutes in the room together.
“Alfred,” he calls as he presses a button on the intercom. “I’ll pick her up from school.”
*** “Will Damian be in school tomorrow?” The older woman asks.
“I believe he will, he just had a fever this morning,” you say with a pleasant smile. You hoped she couldn’t tell how much your cheeks were twitching in pain from the small smile. It was a foreign expression. One that you reserved for strangers and your father’s acquaintances you were introduced to at his benefits. At those parties, it was easier to keep one on because no one noticed the small amount of alcohol you would put in your sodas.
You took Damian’s Syllabi from the teacher and stuffed them into your schoolbag and began to make your way to the gate of the school.
Surprisingly, the black town car that Alfred usually picked you up was not there. Instead there waited your father, leaning against one of his many sports cars, waiting for you.
You pause, taking in the sight. Why is he here? Did something happen?
Your thoughts are redirected when you see him toss a hand up calling attention to himself as if you couldn’t see him. As if there weren’t parents and students oohing and awing at his presence already.
“Father?” You question, eyes narrowing in confusion as you walk up to him.
“I thought it would be nice to drive you home on your first day as a senior,” he says with a smile awkwardly rubbing the back of his head.
“I see,” you say stepping in to the car as he opens the door for you.
As you wait for him to enter the vehicle on his side, you notice some of the parents excitedly snapping pictures. Was he so important to them?
The car smoothly peels away from the curb, engine quiet as the both of you begin the drive home.
“How was the first day back?” He questions.
“Make any new friends?”
“Did you try?”
“Does it matter?” You question cutting your eyes at him. “In a year I’ll be gone, there’s no point in making hollow friendships. I’d rather not over exert myself.”
“You’re planning on leaving?” He asks slightly surprised.
“I was planning on going to college and there aren’t many quality higher education opportunities in Gotham. Or are the boys the only ones allowed to leave home?”
He doesn’t know what the right thing to say is, especially because he is thrown off by your hostile tone. “Where ever you want to go, I’ll support you.”
“I’m sure you will.”
A stiff silence falls over the car, and it’s one the two of you are both grateful for. You both know nothing about the other, and it seemed a little bit late to get to know one another, at least from your perspective. He hadn’t tried in the last five years why should he start now, in nine months you wouldn’t have anything to do with him anyways.
You closed your eyes as the buildings of the city passed. Both in attempt to make sure that he didn’t start another conversation and to get in at least a couple minutes of sleep. You had a late night last night, the second of many that were sure to come.
*** It’s October, and the second full month of school is almost over. Halloween, luckily landed on a weekend and it was more than excuse enough to get out of the house. Yet somehow you find yourself locked in your room, a chair pressed under your doorknob so that you wouldn’t be able to wiggle the door knob off.
“Let me out, Dick!” You scream as you pound on the door. If he could see into your bedroom, he’d see how serious you were. The anger you felt was causing the furniture to levitate. Something that happened often when you were unable to control your emotions, but something that you also hid from your family.
“I can’t it’s not safe to leave. You know this is one of the most dangerous nights in Gotham,” He reasons, almost pleading for you to drop it and find a way to entertain yourself.
“Why is it okay for Damian to sneak out at night, but not me?” You question arms crossed in anger.
“What?” He asks in surprise.
“Oh, don’t play dumb, Dick. All of you do it. You, Jason, Tim. You think just because I’m locked away at night that I never noticed that most nights I’m here by myself? Or the vehicles speeding away from the house in the middle of the night.”
“You don’t understand, we had part-time jobs.” He tries pathetically.
“What can a ten-year-old do at one in the morning?”
“Please just drop it, sis.”
It’s the endearment that gets you. A warmth that spreads over your body and flush that bites at your cheeks. It wasn’t often that it was acknowledge that, blood or not, you were their sibling. Dick tried his best, but he was older when you arrived, and he wasn’t there to treat you the way that a big brother would a little sister.
It’s also the endearment that causes the furniture to drop gently back to the ground and your fists to unclench.
“All right, Dick.”
“Tomorrow why don’t we got to the fair or something maybe we could hang out?”
There is a warmth in his tone that you aren’t used to and it makes you feel slightly guilty as your reach for your cell phone and scroll through the list of names.
“I’d like that.”
“Cool. I’ll come check on you later.”
Just as his footsteps are gone from your hall you press talk on your phone.
“Jason, do you think you can do me a favor?”
*** You liked Jason. You got Jason, and for the most part he understood you. You didn’t know why he resented Bruce as much as he did, but you were happy that you had at least one person you could talk to that wouldn’t report everything you said to Bruce the way that Alfred did.
“Is here fine, kid?” He asks as he stops his motorcycle.
You look up at the large city library in front of you and nodded your head as you slipped your leg over the side of his bike.
“Thank you, Jason,” you say with a pleasant smile as you pass him the extra helmet that he’d given you.
“I’ve never seen someone want to sneak out of the house just to go to the library. You know there is one in the manor?”
“I just wanted to get out of the house for a while. I’m never quite comfortable there, it’s almost like I’m not supposed to be there. Like everyone is in on some big secret and they are all avoiding talking about it when I’m there. It feels that way with you sometimes too.”
Jason looks at you solemnly, letting your words wash over him. He swallows thickly when he meets your eyes that are pleading with him, longing for him to tell you the truth.
“We all feel a little out of place sometimes, kid,” he says smoothing some of your hair down that had been trapped in the helmet. The warm gesture caused a smile to run over your face. “But we all find a place where we belong.”
You nod, “Thanks, Jason.”
“What time, do you want me to pick you up?”
“The library closes at, one I think.”
“Geez, people are actually here that late?” He questions turning his engine on.
“It’s a community college library, students have to study.”
“I guess. Catch ya’ later, kid.”
You watch with a smile as he speeds off. When his form disappears, your eyes find their way to your watch.
‘Five hours’ you think to yourself. ‘Five hours to hit five banks, shouldn’t be too hard, especially since my power is growing.’
*** “It’s Sixteen Banks in November alone, and there seems to be nothing we can do,” Dick says as he leans against the desk. “Do you know how rich whoever this person is now?”
“You almost sound as if you admire them, Grayson.” Damian adds.
“You have to give credit where credit is due,” Dick says with a shrug.
“I’m not going to give credit to someone robbing the people of the world,” Bruce rumbles, causing his eldest son to roll his eyes.
“At least we know they’re here in Gotham. And besides, its better than all the other assholes who go and hold the banks hostage.” Jason says pouring himself a cup of coffee. They’d all been analyzing the data for hours, with no luck, and he was beginning to get tired.
“Just because no one’s getting hurt doesn’t mean that its okay to commit the crime,” Tim says with narrowed eyes.
“Never said it was, loser. I’m just saying that it’s not a 911.”
Tim glared at his older brother but didn’t say anything else.
“Sir, I have something to show you.”
Alfred’s interruption snaps not only Bruce but the rest of the boy’s attention.
Tim notices the sad look on Alfred’s face first, “What’s wrong, Alfred.”
“I’m afraid that young Mistress Wayne has been keeping a secret from all of us.”
Alfred walks forward toward the group pulling a stack of documents from his breast pocket and hands them to Bruce.
Bruce feels his throat tighten in guilt as he looks through them, “These are acceptance letters.”
“Yes, to various Ivy League Institutes, sir.”
“She didn’t even tell me she applied,” Bruce mumbles to himself. “Why would she throw these away?”
Jason pulls the limp letters from his father’s hand, “Harvard, huh, I guess those late-night trips to the library paid off.”
Dick’s eyebrows furrowed, “You’re the one who’s been sneaking her out at night?”
“Yeah, so? It’s not like she has anything to do here. Do any of you actually talk to her? And I mean make more than small talk.”
He doesn’t get a response.
“From what I hear, she wakes up alone, eats alone, goes to school alone, comes home alone, eats alone again and then when she’s out like a light there is no one here with her. I mean I don’t live here so that’s my excuse, but what is yours?” He spits accusingly.
Dick folds his arms across his chest but he diverts his gaze knowing he can’t say anything. As much time that he spends at the manor, its usually to babysit Damian and make sure that he doesn’t mess up then it is to spend time with his sister.
Tim doesn’t say anything either, he recognized that due to her intelligence the two of them would probably get along well. However, he’d never seen the need to interact with her. She wasn’t one of them, and since she was in school most of the day he barely saw her anyway.
Damian didn’t know how he felt. He knew that when he first came to live with his father he was slightly disappointed to find out that he was not the only biological heir that Bruce had. Yet his training and experience had pulled himself and Bruce close together very quickly, a bond that he noticed very early on that his sister did not have. Anytime he interacted with her, he realized that he lorded the relationship with his father over her, but he couldn’t help himself. A part of him felt satisfied when he tormented her. However, he also realized that he didn’t know much about his sister other than her first name. If she hadn’t told him, would he have ever made the effort to actually find out?
Bruce regarded Jason with guilt in his eyes and he almost instantly understood why Jason was so close to her. He had felt abandoned the same way she had.
“It’s not something that happened on purpose, Jason,” Bruce starts. “I’m not ignoring her because I don’t care about her. She knows that she could have told me about this.”
“But she’s just a kid living in a house full of strangers that is supposed to be her family. If I was her I wouldn’t say shit about me getting accepted into these fancy schools either. Why would I think that any of you cared?”
*** December came and it was the time you were happiest. The snow in Gotham made the city nearly bearable and the end of the semester brought you an almost unbridled joy. For one thing, the holidays were your mothers favorite time of year and you were quite looking forward to the winter ball at your school. You weren’t particularly interested in the outdated courtship ritual, but there was a grand prize for whoever became snow queen. Your competitive nature made you want to win. Of course, you hacked the system to tally the votes in your favor, so the only thing left to do was to show up and claim your prize.
“You look beautiful, Miss.”
You whipped around and saw the faithful butler standing there waiting for you. You find yourself blushing slightly at the compliment, swaying back and forth causing the large white ballroom skirt to sway with you.
“You don’t think it’s too much, do you Alfred?” You question fingering the diamond necklace nestled in the dip of the sweetheart neckline.
“It is very extravagant, miss, but imagine it is in the Wayne DNA not to do anything particularly subtly.”
You fight the smile that it brings your lips and move to grab the shawl that’s lying on your bed.
“Shall we be on our way, Alfred. I’d like to be home before it’s too late.”
*** Bruce is stunned when he sees is daughter come down the stairs to the foyer. Having just walked into the manor himself, he’s surprised to find her leaving.
“What’s the occasion?” He asks and the words feel strange coming out his mouth. Shouldn’t a father know where his daughter is going? Especially when she’s dressed like this.
“I have a trophy to pick up,” she says with a smirk on her lips, but it’s not meant for him. In fact, her gaze is looking past him, as if she’s thinking about something that brings her great satisfaction. “Damian didn’t tell you what tonight was?”
“No,” he says solemnly.
“I’m surprised,” she says with a raised eyebrow. “I thought the two of you were close. But I suppose Winter Ball isn’t something that would appeal to someone that young, it’s not like he could attend anyway.”
She walks past him, Alfred following closely behind her. He notes how ornate her gown is. A white princess type dress, with a pale gold trim. He’d even caught a glimpse of large diamond that was gleaming on her chest.
‘Where did she get that from?’
*** Perhaps winter break wasn’t as relaxing as you thought it would be. Given the fact that your brother is currently pointing a pistol at your head, you’re inclined to believe that things were going to get bad real fast. You aren’t sure how it turned out this way, one minute you’re alone in your bunker and the next he’s crashing through the door, waving his guns at you. It most likely that he followed you into the library this time, instead of driving away.
“What have you done, kid?” His voice is slight distorted through the red mask that sits on his face, but you know its Jason.
“Don’t sound so disappointed,” you say with a smirk as you cross your legs. Your hands grip on the edge of the desk that your sitting on in slight agitation at his presence. “It’s not like I kill people, I’m not you.”
It seems to irk the older man as he lets out a bit of a growl.
“How are you doing all of this?” He questions, using his other hand to motion to the facility around him. The sound of typing computers had been ringing in his ears since he found your workshop, underneath the library. The rows and rows of computers that line the rather large room seem to be generating the buzz. Half, simultaneously hacking in to banks across the world, the others masking your location as you complete the necessary transfers. However, you both are the only ones in the room, making him think that you are the one controlling the computers, the one that they have all been searching for months. However, since he’s been observing you, you haven’t physically touched any of the machines once.
“Wouldn’t you like to know,” you say with a cock of your head.
Suddenly, Jason’s arm feels weak, like it’s fallen asleep after having been immobile for too long of a time. He watches as his hands drop his guns and his gaze catches yours as a smile crosses your face.
“You know, you’re the first person that I’ve actually tried this on,” you remark casually. “Usually it’s inanimate objects, big or small, it doesn’t matter, but I never thought I’d be able to control a person.”
Quickly, before you take total control of his body, Jason presses a button the side of his helmet that sends his visual recordings to the bat cave. The moment his fingers leave the button, his wrist snaps backward as you begin to break it with your mind.
“You shouldn’t have done that, Jason,” you say with a frown. “I’ll have to hurt them all now, you know that, right?”
There is a sigh of disinterest that leaves your chest as he feels a pressure on his neck begin to tighten and his vision begins to fade.
“Just be glad you are my favorite,” he hears your voice murmur as he falls to the ground passing out. “I’m not going to hurt you too badly.”
*** To say Bruce was stunned was a bit of an understatement. The feed from Jason’s camera hadn’t cut out and instead focused on the ceiling. Bruce can hear his daughter’s small footsteps as she walks over to Jason’s unconscious body.
Her face comes into the screen and she still has the small smile on her face as she removes the helmet and lifts it to her face.
“I know you’re watching this, Father or will be watching this, whenever you figure out that Jason and I aren’t home. Don’t worry he’s not dead, just sleeping. You might want to come get him soon though, I’ve already rigged this place to blow three hours after I leave. So hopefully you see this in time.”
She begins to walk around the room and one by one the computers around her begin to explode. “I told you I’d be leaving soon, didn’t I? To be honest, this is a little ahead of schedule, but it doesn’t matter I already have everything I need.”
The camera pans to show her placing a small laptop in a briefcase and what looks to be a horde of fake passports and I.D.’s
“Don’t look for me, father, you won’t find me,” she croons through the speaker. “Jason only found me because he followed me. Know that I won’t let that happen again.”
The case closes and her footsteps begin again and as she walks out, the lights behind her begin to turn off.
“You should know I don’t hate you father, I don’t know you well enough to hate you. However, you shouldn’t be happy about that, because I’m rather indifferent toward you. Know that if any of you live or die it doesn’t matter to me. So, if you do choose to come after me, I won’t hesitate to end you, to end all of you.”
She drops the helmet, and all he can see is an image of her walking away, down a corridor.
“Goodbye, Father.” She calls over her shoulder and the screen goes black.
“You’ve watched that tape many times now, Master Bruce, have you found anything useful?” Alfred question as he prepares to serve the man some tea.
“No,” the older man says solemnly. It’d been almost a month since she disappeared and while there was indeed no trace of her, the robberies hadn’t stopped even though she had amassed a fortune that rivaled his own. “Only a glimpse of a few aliases, however none of them have been used. I think she showed me them on purpose.”
“Master Jason stopped by to search through her room again, he found nothing.”
“How did he look?”
“Like he has not slept since that day, sir. I know this must be hard for him, to lose her like this.”
“He blames himself, even though this is my fault. She’s doing this to spite me, I know it.”
“I never paid attention to her, so I never noticed what she was doing. Never noticed that the enemy that I’d been giving all of my attention to was the one person I didn’t have time for. Now, wherever she is I won’t be able to reach her, no matter how much I try.”
“She was always fond of poetry, sir.”
Bruce pauses, “I didn’t know that either.”
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Beyond heartbroken to hear that Sir Bruce Forsyth just passed away. He was a national treasure and a little sparkle of entertainment every Saturday night. I think it’s safe to say that if you’re British, he was probably a little part of your childhood so I’m so sad to hear about his passing. It was so nice to see him and to see him, so nice.
“I don’t wanna get married” - Bruce Wayne x Reader
This is just a little something that wasn’t planned. Just got the idea inspired by my own unwillingness to EVER get married (like I had a dream last night about it, as the fateful moment of saying “I do” came, I moonwalked myself out of the wedding venue…and I have recurring dreams like that often haha, so thought I’d write a story inspired by it). So here’s a little bonus story I wrote in twenty minutes, and kinda turned out weird. And don’t worry, the “smut” is coming later tonight ;-). Hope you’ll like it :
Warning for mentions of past abused and such things that can trigger some of you. It started in my head as a funny/fluffy story and…Well as I was writing it, kinda turned a bit angsty and heavy. Sorry ‘bout that.
Bruce was too focused on what he was doing to even notice Alfred’s presence, fully concentrated on his case of the moment. It’s only when the butler throws a tray full of biscuits and tea in front of him that his attention shifts from the screen of his bat computer to his surrogate father.
-”Uh ?” he says, not an ounce of intelligence in his eyes.
-…Outch. What’s all that about Alfred ?
-What ? What about her ? Is she ok ?!
The sudden distress in Bruce’s eyes soften Alfred’s feature a bit. It was impossible not to softly smile, at the worries that filled his beloved “master” at the mere mention of your name in a conversation hinting at a “problem”.
-She’s perfectly fine yes. I believe her and the children are having a water gun war in the garden. You know. Having fun. Maybe you should join them ?
Bruce winces at the mention of his family having fun without him. Ever since it got serious with you, right after Dick joined your family, Bruce made a promise to himself to always try to make some time for you and the boy. And when Jason, Tim and Damian joined, he tried to hold on to that promise even more but…Sometimes, he didn’t have a choice.
He was the Batman.
Sometimes, he couldn’t just “have fun”, and had to sacrifice his own life and happiness for the sake of Gotham City and its inhabitants.
It made his heart bleed, but he had to do it…and the fact that you were fully accepting of this, understanding it was definitely a big support. Thanks to you, and his incredibly strong will, he was able to handle everything. And though he wished he could come up and play with you guys, have a silly moment with the love of his life and his sons, he knew he had a duty to fulfill before.
Besides, if he wasn’t the one down there working, then it meant that it would be one of his boys or you, and he’d rather be the one sacrificing himself than any of you so…Here he was.
With a sad look that breaks Alfred’s heart a bit, he asks :
-Alright then, what is happening ? What about her ?
-Well, I have just one question sir.
-Go ahead Al’.
-Do you love her ?
-Yes. More than life itself. More than anything else but you damn well know that.
-Just making sure. And I lied. I actually don’t just have one question, but two.
Bruce sighs, something is telling him that his butler is mad at him, and he doesn’t even know why. Or what it got to do with you.
-Alright. Go ahead Alfred. Ask away.
The man who raised the Batman was suddenly very serious. His face was stoic and a bit harsh, and it was clear he meant business. With a strong and resolved voice, he looks at the one he came to call “son” and says :
-Why the Hell haven’t you propose to Miss (Y/N) yet ?
-Here again with the stupid “uh ?”. You understood me Master Bruce. Why didn’t you put a ring on Miss (Y/N)’s finger ?
Oh. So that’s what it was all about. With a chuckle, Bruce answers :
-Oh I have. Or at least, I tried. Ten times in fact.
Wh…what ? Alfred Pennyworth never felt so stunned in his entire life. What the hell did that even mean ?
BRUCE: I’ve created jobs by keeping Wayne Enterprises in Gotham. I’ve provided scholarships to every employee of my company and I offer them to others as well. I’ve built orphanages and hospitals, including mental health facilities. I’ve provided jobs to ex-felons right out of prison so they can rebuild their lives. I’ve supported pro-reform political candidates and the few honest cops in Gotham City.
BRUCE: It’s going to take time to reform the system and lift this city out of poverty and corruption, so I think I’ll spend my evenings protecting the people who live here. Tonight, I’m going after the criminals preying on the sex workers struggling to make a living in Crime Alley.
BRUCE: And once I’ve kicked some ass, I’ll offer their victims jobs at Wayne Enterprises so they can get off the streets and have stable, safe, legal employment. I’ll pay for any education or training they might need.