sir alanna of trebond

it's not her fault, she can't see all the foreshadowing
  • alanna: aw man i broke my magic sword
  • alanna: i gotta figure out some way to fix it
  • alanna: a NEW magic sword? CONVENIENT COINCIDENCE'D!
  • alanna: oh, it's evil and made by my legendary enemy?
  • alanna: eh, whatever, he is DEFINITELY dead. so dead. as a doornail. or.. any inanimate object, really.
  • alanna, later: shit