What Sips and Sjin have taught me
  • If you want something, go for it.
  • Have fun.
  • Laugh in other’s faces if they try to get you down.
  • It can be fun to bluff and get away with it.
  • Mock your enemies. Fight back.
  • Conversations don’t have to revolve around anything in particular.
  • If people don’t like you, that’s their problem, not yours.
  • Find someone that builds you up.
  • Things don’t always go as planned. That’s okay.
  • Don’t be afraid to start again.

Sjips Advent Calendar Day 4

♪♫“Sipsy Baby” (to the tune of “Santa Baby”)♪♫
Parody lyrics by Nijuukoo 8D ♥
[Santa Baby Karaoke]



Sipsy baby,
It’s Christmas time at SipsCo HQ, where’re you?
it’s our first party in a
Century, so hurry back to SipsCo tonight

Rubber trees,
Margaritas and pool boys too, for you
In the interview room
Decorated in SipsCo branded Christmas tree lights

I’m setting up a new quarry
Loading all the dirt into these huge lorries
Doing all of this overtime
Not for new gear, nor an extra dime
it’s all for you

It’s quite snowy
But I’m here planting flowers and flax
Flax is string!
And macerating ores that you like
Sips, you hear me? I’m lonely here at SipsCo tonight


Sjin, you dummy
I’m kinda busy fighting slimes and, zombies
Why don’t you have my six?
Come and help me or I won’t be back at SipsCo tonight

Need big money!
So go infiltrate Honeydew Inc, you dink
And steal their cake recipes
For new flavours
That will have our dirt selling right


Let’s go on another heist
Think of all the jokers that we haven’t iced
Let’s go all out on those rude dudes
Then sell them dirt at SipsCo. price
Just me and you


That sounds dandy
We’ll have a feast of bacon and beef
And then
We’ll make a snowman or two


Sjin, just maybe
I’ll celebrate at SipsCo tonight!


It’s party time at SipsCo tonight!
We wish you Merry Christmas t o n i g h t~♥