some rumors

in the modern life au in which sipsco is like successful and all… sips and sjin probably have a lot of rumors circulating about them. here are a few (which totally contradict each other) 

  • they built this business up together, they started dating when they were both poor and living out of a cheap-ass apartment but found success because they worked together (no one can imagine sips in anything but expensive clothing, and no one thinks sjin can survive without pricey makeup) 
  • OR did sips start dating sjin after sipsco got successful and he Charmed His Pants Off 
  • has sjin murdered two (maybe more) people before in his life (no one speaks of this, yet somehow it gets passed around the office) 
  • sipsco is involved in some peoples’ untimely deaths… like certain competitors in business… the rumor being “does sipsco hire hitmen on people sips and sjin don’t like, or do they kill them themselves?" 
  • sjin owns a pair of glitter overalls
  • are sin’s nails natural or acrylics
  • someone started a rumor that sips was cheating on sjin with xephos but then the person who started that Disappeared Under Vague Circumstances
What Sips and Sjin have taught me
  • If you want something, go for it.
  • Have fun.
  • Laugh in other’s faces if they try to get you down.
  • It can be fun to bluff and get away with it.
  • Mock your enemies. Fight back.
  • Conversations don’t have to revolve around anything in particular.
  • If people don’t like you, that’s their problem, not yours.
  • Find someone that builds you up.
  • Things don’t always go as planned. That’s okay.
  • Don’t be afraid to start again.

This was initially intended as a Yogscast poster submission… but I think it’s probably too much.  If it’s not obvious this is a parody of Michelangelo’s famous ‘Creation of Adam’, now with more Sips than anyone ever needed to see.  Also, I’ve used my 'Yogslands’ designs, what’s that you may ask?  Well, read the Prologue here:

On DeviantArt if you should need that maybe: