Tamaki: Welcome, ladies! As your host, I would like to honor each of our guests for helping us celebrate our first annual Singles Awareness Day Ball!
Haruhi:*aside* Why are we doing this again? Won’t this just upset the guests rather than made them feel good?
Kyoya: I wish you had mentioned that beforehand. Our princely idiot could not be persuaded out of spending all this money on a rather awkward party.
Kaoru: Yeah… How the heck are we supposed to dance with ALL of these ladies?
Hikaru: Not to mention you and I are in charge of the kissing booth… I don’t think there’s enough Chapstick for that.
Tamaki: The Host Club couldn’t possibly shower you with the attention you all deserve, so this year we decided to do things differently. Rather than have a few meager minutes with each of you, we decided to spend the whole evening with all of you! We have a plethora of refreshments, activities, and dancing! There’s no room for any lonely girls on my watch!
Mori: Bless you *hands him a kleenex*
Haruhi: Honey Senpai, are you alright?
Honey: Oh, yes, Haru-chan. I’m just a little sniffly from collecting all the flowers. Takashi and I are supposed to make flower crowns with all the girls. ACHOO!!!!
Haruhi: Oh… Well I hope that goes well!
Tamaki: … And I’d love to dance with all of you, but remember I only have two hands. So to fix that problem… *cue music*
Speakers: “IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDVE PUT A RING ON IT"
Tamaki: we dance with the queen!!!! *strips down to leotard*