yesterday i uploaded both BATB soundtracks to my computer—the 1991 one and the 2017 one. which would all be fine except itunes got fucked up somehow and LOBBED THEM BOTH TOGETHER. so now i have dan stevens singing about his lonely tower and then 10 seconds later fuckin Vintage Jerry Orbach™ is singing like 30 years too late about his pudding flambe
and i know there’s some smart ass out there who’s gonna be like ‘how is this a problem??’ WELL LET ME TELL YOU IT IS A PROBLEM, BUDDY, MY GUY. because now i’ve got fuckin crack fic on the brain where the two BATB universes collide and meet their counterparts. and like listen:
2017 beast is fucking MORTIFIED that 1991 beast CANNOT FUCKING READ like do you even lift, bro
1991 lumiere is mildly impressed that 2017 lumiere has the strength of mind to be so loyal to plumette. he definitely ships plumiere
1991 cogsworth is relieved there is no lumiere/cogsworth kiss in 2017 like there was in 1991. 2017 cogsworth is upset there is no lumiere/cogsworth kiss in 2017 when there was one in 1991
the two belles get along pretty well though 2017 Belle has Questions™ about why 1991 belle doesn’t do more
the two mrs. potts are besties
the gastons just fucking MAUL each other. ‘i’m the biggest!! no I’M the biggest!!’
they’re comparing chest hair
2017 lefou can’t even give the time of day to 1991 lefou. #savage
2017 plumette is fucking upset that 1991 babette got to keep, like….a human face. ‘and i’m over here as a fuckin PEACOCK like w t f,’
now all the servants are comparing the merits of ‘days in the sun’ vs. ‘human again’ and taking notes
Lord of the Rings Installments rated by oliphaunts
Fellowship of the Ring:
no mentions of oliphaunts. a dark time. 0/10
The Two Towers:
Sam sings a song about an oliphaunt and tells an incredibly moving story about how they heard of them in the Shire. later Frodo and Sam see an oliphaunt and it is described in loving detail. though Faramir attacks its owners, the oliphaunt escapes to live and triumph another day. an exhilarating read. 25/10
The Return of the King:
several depictions of oliphaunts/mumakil, though tragically many are killed. in the film adaptation, many oliphaunts are showcased in their majesty and beauty and strike terror in their enemies' hearts. this however is offset by the heart-wrenching and devastating destruction of nearly every oliphaunt by Eowyn, Eomer, the army of ghosts, and even by Legolas. this is made worse as Legolas's murder is treated as a joke. "That still only counts as one--" No. an oliphaunt's life is worth more than that. the oliphaunts are disgraced and dishonored even in their death. a true tragedy, i weep to think of it. -10000/10
Request from anon:would you mind making me a one shot where yn can sing but nobody knows but bucky hears her in the shower or smth but he doesn’t tell her. Then one day he comes back hurt and he asks cap to bring yn and he asks her to sing to him because he wants to hear her b4 he dies and she’s like what but she sings 2 him because she likes him and him her and everyone’s kinda in awe cause nobody knew she sings and bucky doesn’t die and fluff please?!?!?!
Note: I relied on google translate so I apologise if it is wrong but where you see the word ‘krasivaya’ it means ‘beautiful’.
Dying!Bucky x Reader
Words: 2,435 (sorry I got carried away!)
Warnings: Mentions of injuries and blood, angst, and fluff.
Disclaimer: None of the GIFs used are mine so all credit goes to their wonderful creators <3 Song lyrics used don’t belong to me, they belong to Ellie Goulding ‘Army’ and John Legend ‘All of Me’.
You hated it when they went on a
mission without you; not because you were jealous at the fact that they got to
fight evil while you did nothing more than some menial paperwork but because
all you found yourself doing was worrying. Not all of them were as invincible
as they liked to think that they were more so a certain James Buchanan
Barnes. He was still a broken man and
you knew all too well that he used these missions as a way of escape….which is
why he went on every single one.
It didn’t seem to matter to him that
he was exhausted but it did to you. This wasn’t the sort of job you could be
even the slightest bit tired in unless you didn’t really value your life that
much It was why you felt you needed to be there with him, making sure he didn’t
do anything stupid, but you weren’t required….and you were hardly going to
argue with Fury about it. Once he’d made up his mind that was it, there was no
They were leaving at the crack of
dawn that day so you set your alarm early enough to give yourself time to
shower before heading out onto the helipad to say goodbye to them all.
and it turns out that clint, who has been humming christmas carols for weeks now, doesnt actually know any of the real lyrics, and has just been making them up as he goes along. this is his latest masterpiece:
Winter Soldier’s Gunnin’ You Down (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
You better watch out, you better not
You’ll probably bleed out, I’m
tellin’ you why
Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you
He’s got a hit list, he’s
starting a fight
He’s clenching his fist, it’s
shiny and bright
Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
His aim is really fucking good and
he’s gonna assassinate
This is going to be long. I need to vent and grieve…
Chester Bennington has died.
I feel like I have lost someone who loved me when I was very young. Who reached out to my small lonely child self, with his pretty voice, nice face and sad songs and told me that he was my friend.
Chester’s death is layered with so much heartbreak, there are so many levels to how horribly sad the whole situation is. I felt like I was unable to grieve properly because I found out while I was staying in a travellers hostel in Portugal and I was crammed in with a lot of strangers. I’m home now and cried a lot while drawing this.
When I first saw that Chester and Mike were guests on Good Mythical Morning, I put off watching it, not sure why. I think because I knew watching them would stir up a lot of very old emotions about the band that I wasn’t ready to feel again. That night he died, I was lying in a three tiered bunkbed, surrounded by nine sleeping girls from all over the world. I watched the GMM episodes, I stopped and started about four times before I actually played them through to the end.
And something surprising happened, I laughed, like, out loud. It was so funny, I had to put a hand over my mouth to shut up. It was fun and so silly and goofy, they were having such a good time singing stupid parody songs of their own music, singing about Cheetos and Pot Noodles. They were so funny. And happy? Sure, it was sad of course, but more so it was just nice. I think it is so important to …how do I say this, remember the stuff thats considered un-important? This was a silly, goofy family friendly YouTube breakfast show, but I felt the grief being healed from my body.
Chester killed himself. He did. It happened. He felt such terrible anguish in one small moment that he couldn’t see any other way out, it happened, it shouldn’t of happened, so much should not have happened, but it did. But that does not mean that the happiness and joy he experienced in his life, those moments, were in anyway false, or untrue, or changed in anyway by what happened.
Life is full of sad moments and happy moments. The good moments don’t fix or prevent the bad moments, and the bad does not ruin the happy times, or make them un-important or of no value. These things don’t cancel each other out, that’s just the way it is. So when someone dies in a terrible, devastating way, still, try to celebrate life. Chester, like many others, had hard experiences in his life, he may have had a bad beginning and a bad end, but this does not mean he had a tragic life, or one without happiness.
Remember the good, goofy, silly and fun moments, the important moments, that’s what I want to do. This was a clever, creative, hardworking, hilarious, empathetic, talented artist. So here’s to you, my friend. From the first time I stumbled upon you singing on some giant tower on TV, with no knowledge of who you were, what your name was, what the band was, or the name of the song. To the last, when you sang a song about Global Warming and flaming hot Cheetos while pretending to play an untuned bass with Mike rapping in between trying not to laugh.
Good Mythical Morning spent the last year making me feel safe and not alone in the adult world. A lifetime ago, Chester Bennington, my first ever crush, made me feel like someone loved me. I will never forget you.
Tom’s mobile beeped. It was a sign that a new video was uploaded by (Y/N). He was on a break while the crew was preparing the set for his upcoming scene. He took his mobile and looked at the video. There she was, the funny cute colleague. She was in her personal caravan, wearing big glasses on her nose and saying: “Being classy makes me gassy, haha, yes."
The man started to laugh out loud, not holding it back. Robert was the nearest person to him and he had to know why was he laughing that much. "Hey man, what’s with you?” When Tom showed him the video, he understood. “You two are having this war for over two weeks."
Amethyst singing “tower of mistakes” for like a minute only for her feelings never to get addressed ever again is probably the best representation to how Amethyst gets treated in the show.
According to “reformed”, despite Amethyst and Pearl reconciling in “on the run” she still feels like she’s lesser to Pearl, but literally when the episode ends, that’s the end of it. When we find out Amethyst feels lesser to Steven and overall worthless during the Jasper return story arc, for one, Garnet and Pearl don’t know anything about it, haven’t even confronted or consoled her at all despite Garnet having future vision and knowing Amethyst’s past history with self worth issues. When they find out about smoky quartz’s self depreciating jokes in “know your fusion” nothing comes from it. Steven was the only one there for her and luckily for Steven, his problems gets resolved, or at least addressed, later on in “mindful education” and “lion 4”, but I ask what help did Amethyst get? Nothing. Amethyst clearly doesn’t know how to get help herself and needs others to do so for her, not only has this problem never been even addressed, but no one tries to help her and the only help they do give is temporary. I truly believe the best thing the writers can do for Amethyst is to give weight to her problems and allow her to grow as a character who can fix their own problems.
Me: *been playing for like 2 hours* My Dad: the insane jester has been quiet for a while Me: …..*turns around* Cicero: *is just gone* Me: what the hecker Me: *retraces steps to find him* Me: *finds bandit tower* Cicero: *singing and dancing, dead bodies everywhere* Dad: *whispers* he cant be trusted
Steve turned and shot a mischievous yet warning glance over
his shoulder to Sam, who was sitting with an equally inebriated Clint on one
side and a sober yet eager to make trouble Bucky at his other. The three men only continued to cheer their
friend on, warning or none, but no matter how eager they were for him to claim
his moment, none of them could compare to the look of unabashed excitement in
Tony’s eyes as he held out your hand to Steve.
He had been trying to set the two of you up since your first day working
for him at Stark Industries, and he wouldn’t believe that his intuition was
wrong. It took moving your work to the
Avengers tower and then reassigning you as Steve’s assistant to get his plan
into action, and now that he was seeing his genius idea reach its pinnacle, of
course all because of him, he was almost as proud as if he were your own