SnK characters as things me or my friends have said
Eren: If one more person flicks me in the nose and makes it bleed, I’m going to flick them in the dick until they also bleed Mikasa: I’m not saying that I love him, but I really fucking love him Armin: Can we get some francium? I wanna see it how long it lasts before exploding Jean: I PUT THE CHEESE IN THE FREEZER, BECAUSE I LIKE MY CHEESE TO BE AS CHILL AS ME Marco: I’m like a goddamn galaxy. 5 minutes in the sun, and I turn into a sea of little freckly stars. Amazing Connie: Horses are like the sea horses of the land. The land sea horses. Sasha: What is that? Is it edible? Can I eat it? (“it’s a dead mouse”) ok but I’m really hungry Annie: Just because I’m a girl doesn’t mean you can’t punch me. Come on, punch me. I’ll break your wrist, you sexist prick Bertholt: You don’t know what it’s like being the tall friend. It comes with hardships. I’m everyone’s personal reacher for stuff. And doorframes. Evil Reiner: The fact that you’re staring at my size 11 feet is really triggering Krista: Why don’t we all just stop fighting? Wait, who’s fighting? OH SHIT NO KEEP FIGHTING KICK HIS ASS Ymir: And then he like, put his hand on my ass. I slapped him, obviously, because anyone who can’t smell the gay pheromones that ooze from my pores is too stupid for life Oluo: My brother just text me saying “I bit my tongue so hard it swelled up”. What a fucking idiot. We’re definitely related Petra: I’m not a teacher, I’m a guardian fucking angel mixed with a miracle worker Hanji: I’ve always wanted to see a squid. Like close up. Maybe even dissect a squid. I love squids Levi: Look at this pan! This is not clean! You expect me to make my eggs with this pan? I’m gonna hit you with this fucking dirty pan until you beg for mercy, and then you’ll be dirty too Erwin: I have to plan. I need to plan. This essay is gonna be planned. Prepare yourself essay, because you are about to get the fuck planned out of you Mike: Who’s wearing strawberry lipgloss (“how the hell can you tell someone’s wearing strawberry lip gloss?”) I can smell it
Ehhh…Mer!Marco got caught on Mer!Jean’s territory and Jean is…inspecting this intruder? Well, whatever is going on, I hate dots. Tiny, tiny dots, now and forever, amen. Also an updated design for Jean - I’m keeping the blues.