of poetry slams Ben performs at is ungodly, but Bev always gives him a kiss
before each show and the losers club comes to each one without fail (Richie’s
snapping is shockingly enthusiastic when you take into consideration that he
can’t actually snap his fingers)
and his youtube channel has exactly seven subscribers (the other losers and one
man – bot – who swears he’s an African prince and Stan is the most beautiful
woman he’s ever seen) the editing is incredible but the content is mostly just
Richie doing horribly embarrassing things and cringy flirting with Eddie and
Stan looking into the camera like he’s in the office
Bev and Mike
are Fitness Buddies. They have fitblrs and share recipes (listen, vegan mike,
just – listen to me. this is canon okay? just lis-) and love to go on hikes
Mike in pushup contests every time the girl is strong as a fukin tank holy shit
(one time Georgie sat on her back as a way of challenging her and maybe helping
Mike win but nope, she was still going and with a smile because Georgie loved it)
Eddie is a
wreck, the internet Does Not help him, his chrome homepage is set to webMD
did you mean the cutest boys in the world, they (meaning Eddie and by association
Richie because theyre always together) run their school’s GSA and honestly it’s the
best community Eddie’s ever been a part of because??? They encourage him to let
himself embrace his feminine side and Richie get’s a fucking nosebleed when
Eddie shows up to his house blushing in a fluffy pink sweater and little frills
from his socks peaking over his sneakers, asking if Richie thinks he looks okay
(he obviously can’t wear the sweater every day but the socks become a daily
thing – Richie showers Eddie in different colours and styles)
part of the losers club because he never dies what are you talking about)
learns how to make paper boats on his own thanks to youtube (it breaks Bill’s
heart that his little brother doesn’t need his boat making skills anymore) and
then that sheep love the taste of paper boats from Mike
Richie giving a sheep a piece of unfolded paper and gasps before ripping it out of his hand and plopping down cross
legged right there in the barn because “They like them better as boats. You can’t just give him paper!
That’d be like if Billy didn’t make the pancakes look like Mickey Mouse!” he is
dead serious and entirely offended
scowls very hard and Richie is coerced into paper boat making lessons (Stan get’s
the whole thing on tape, talk about Good Vlog Content)
BEV ARE IN A BAND!!!!!!!! They post videos to instagram and it’s all very artsy
and #punkrock and they do small gigs in town but mostly just do it for the fun
mostly covers but Bev wrote a soft piano song to play while Richie sings and it
My man Big
Bill rocks the hoverboards he’s so good at it – Richie always wants to use it
and he also always falls, when he’s face down on the ground Bill will just step
on and ride away #disappointed
Bill loves Siri because it can’t understand a damn thing he says, the losers will sit around an iphone for hours and have Bill ask it questions just to see what words it makes out of his stutter – it gets funnier the longer they go because Bill’s stutter gets worse as he gets further into his laughing fits
Bruce: *walks into Batcave and sees Jason with a guitar*
Jason: Hey B I wrote you a song! *sings to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel*
It’s 12 o'clock in Gotham City
The Joker is busy killing everyone
There’s an old man sitting next to me
Makin’ love to his Catwoman cuz he’s nasty
He says, “Son, you gotta stop shooting bad guys”
And I’m like “Bruce, don’t tell me what to do”
Cuz I died and he cried but I came back and stuff
When I wore green Robin panties
(Batkids join in)
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song, you’re the Batman Beat up some thugs tonight
Cuz you’re boring and brooding and it’s getting annoying
And you’re the one and only Dark Knight
Now Roy from the Outlaws is my BFF
I hang out with him and Kori
And he’s quick with a joke or to shoot an arrow in your foot
And together we like pissing off Batman
He says, “Jaybird you’re the most awesome guy ever”
As we kicked an alien’s ass
And I’m like “I know I’m the coolest
“Learned it all from the All Caste”
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now Dick was Batman while you were dead He never had time for Barbara cuz he sucks at relationships
And Tim’s dead inside cuz everyone he likes died
And he probably hasn’t slept in five years
Oh Damian is a murderous freaking demon spawn
Who is probably gonna kill someone the second he’s left alone
Also Steph keeps stealing all the food from my fridge
But I don’t mind cuz I stole it from the manor anyway
Sing us a song you’re the Batman You have a cool British butler Also you don’t know when to stop adopting orphans
And you probably need an intervention by now
By the way Cass stole my jacket yesterday
And you didn’t even care when I told you
So I went to all of your Rogues and gave them your number
So suck it old man, you totally deserved it
And you’ve had seven sidekicks so far
And at least six of them have died at some point Now I’m starting to think maybe that’s a bad sign But oh well it’s too late to deal with that now
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song you’re the Batman And you’ve got a pet cow for some reason even though I’ve asked you several times for a dog and you kept telling me we couldn’t have animals in the Batcave but I guess that’s just a big fat lie so fuck you Bruce
Well we’re all in the mood for some crimefighting And by the way you’re really old
Jason: *guitar solo and ends song* What’d ya think old man?
Bruce: *tired sigh* Where is the sweet embrace of death when you need it
• Female background vocals in Jigolo Har Megiddo, Bible, Depth of Satans Eyes, and Missionary Man
• The latin phrase Papa says during Prime Mover
• The way Papa’s voice changes when he says “…..makes her one of us.” in Elizabeth
• How you can tell Papa is a bit too close to the mic in the beginning of Crucified
• Papa rolling his R’s big time in Crucified
• The demonic voice in Death Knell
• Anytime you can hear other voice parts Papa sings
• The Laugh™ in Zenith
• Air’s piano in I Believe and Bible
• Anytime Papa hits the higher notes
• Everything in Genesis
• The choir at the end of Deus in Absentia
• Everything in Infestissumam
• “You’re set free.” from Zenith
• The part in Majesty where Papa sounds like a legit choir
• The long note Papa holds in Cirice
A/N: I said I would stop… I said I would take a break from smut… And what do I do? Take my friend’s suggestion to heart and write a KaiBaek threesome smut. Do I hate myself? A little. Do I hate her more? Hell yeah. Anyway, this is my first threesome smut, so, enjoy I guess. (This is pretty long, I think)
You stood in the middle of the room and practiced your breathing techniques. Your belly expanded as far out as it could before you exhaled the air that made snap back into place. You did this a few times, making sure to stretch out your lungs and to get yourself ready for the notes you’d have to belt out in just a few moments. You bent forward and took the top of your feet into your hands. You inhaled for three seconds and exhaled for the same amount of time. You were to repeat this exercise until you got to ten but before you could even reach eight, you felt someone’s cool hand on the exposed skin of your lower back. You shot up with a curse on the tip of your tongue but when you saw Baekhyun grinning at you, you just rolled your eyes.
“I’m impressed. You started doing your exercises without me.”
“That’s because you’re late.” Your words came out from deep inside of your chest, showing that you were more than ready to start your lesson. You made your way to the stand that the songs you practiced with sat upon. You looked down at the song you would be practicing for your Wednesday lesson and your eyebrows were fixated in a confused expression.
HI HUMAN ! Can i have a bucky request where the reader is buckys girlfriend and he’s been on a mission for the past couple weeks and it’s finally the day he’s coming home and so she’s pestering all the Avengers repeating herself and bouncing up and down going, “how about now? how about now? how about now?” and she’s easily distracted so they keep getting annoyed and just handing her random objects like lucky charms or something silly? and it’s just general fluff and humor? Thank you so much!!
To say you were annoying was an understatement.
It’s not like you were a bother, or a pain to the other Avengers, you were annoying in a cute way. At least that’s what they decided once the pestering and nagging and bouncing had stopped. You were one of the younger Avengers and your personality showed it. You were bubbly, energetic, kind, fast, and most certainly saw the good in just about everyone.
Perhaps that’s why you ended up with Bucky Barnes, you didn’t care about what he did in his tragically sad past and you certainly brought a sense of positivity to his life. He had changed a lot over his time spent at the Avengers tower with the rest of the team; in a good way of course. You fell for his smile, it was near the beginning of his time at the tower when you saw him smiling with Steve and you caught a glimpse of the breathtaking smile.
From then on you were a nervous mess around him, you fell unusually quiet whenever he was in the same room and often because a stumbling mess of words that never made sense. You choked on your smoothie one morning when he scared you in the kitchen. It had only been you, him and Bruce home that morning as everyone else was on missions, running errands or out of town.
You were casually sipping your smoothie in the dark kitchen when he came in and turned on the light, you jumped and a large mouthful of smoothie got caught in your throat. This led to you dropping your drink, hitting your hip on the counter, and you were coughing while holding your hip while a chunk of your drink slid down your chest and stained your white shirt. It was embarrassing but once it was over you two started laughing together for what seemed like forever in the early hours of the morning.
Two weeks later you went on your first date together and you had been together ever since.
However during those years together, every time Bucky went on a mission longer than a weekend, you drove everyone crazy. You would pester and talk and prank and become so overly dramatic. Everyone knew you did it as a distraction, a way for time to go by quicker until you saw him again. You liked it better when he was not on some dangerous mission, you worried more than usual while he was away. What if HYDRA found him? What if he got hurt? What if he got kidnapped? What if he died?
The aching feeling in your chest while he was away felt like you were suffocating. So many things could happen, one thing could go wrong and he would be gone. The stress caused painful headaches and anxiety.
But today was not a stressful day, it was not a sad day or a painful day, it was a happy day. Bucky was coming home from a two week long mission and you couldn’t be more excited. Considering the mission was only supposed to take two days, this day was even more exciting.
For the rest of the Avengers, today was a long day. Today was the day that you would pester to no extent, and it all started at precisely 5:00am.
“Wake up! Wake up! C’mon, wake up!” Sam cringed and covered his face with his pillow more, pressing it against his face to try to make the noise stop. His body bounced lightly as you stood on his bed jumping up and down. You were not a morning person, that was one thing you and Sam bonded most over; sleep.
So for you to be up before the sun had risen, and even before Steve went out for a run, was most certainly a surprise.
Sam groaned into his pillow, he was glad his face was being covered or else the bright overhead light of his room would certainly cause pain to his sleep filled eyes. The sun hadn’t even risen but yet you had opened all the curtains to his windows.
“Sam! Sammy! Sams! Samother! Samillion! Sam, bam, dam, tam, pam, wam-” “What do you want, woman?!” Sam shouted into his pillow but it was muffled enough to not wake anyone else near Sam’s room.
“Let’s go to breakfast! We could go to Panera, Starbucks, Ben’s, Harold’s Coffee, Strange Donuts-no! Let’s go to Steak and Shake! Wait no, we should go there for lunch, yeah lunch is better! Where do you wanna go? I don’t know where I wanna go - but oh my god, we could go to Denny’s-”
“No? Okay well there’s always Russ and Daughters, I’ve never been there, I wonder if it’s good, do you think it’s good? Oh what about Kitchenette, I went there with Clint last week it was good-”
“What’s the time?”
“5:00am, bright and ear-”
“No need to be hasty-”
“Have you been drinking?”
“Only coffee! You want some, you need some, you’re grumpy-”
“How much coffee have you had?”
“Oh, only three cups-”
“I know, I need more-”
“It’s only five, how long have you been up?!”
“Mm, not for sure, I needed the energy-”
“I highly doubt that.”
“Oh I know! Let’s go to Big Daddy’s!” You giggled, you were still jumping on his bed trying to get him out of bed but also the caffeine that pumped through your veins caused you not to stop moving.
“Get out!” He grabbed one of the pillows he was using and tossed it in the direction of your voice. You only laughed, but he could hear it hit you. You jumped off his bed and landed with a thump before he could hear his door crack open.
“So no Big Daddy’s?”
“Out! I said out!” He threw another pillow and you giggled before slamming his door shut just in time as the pillow connected with where you previously were.
yeah so i was reaaalllyyy bored during my free period in school today and this was made???? idk i don’t understand like half of this?????? oh well
also i am a choir student who has taken piano only from ages 5-7 and exactly two violin lessons and five guitar lessons. my only qualification for music outside of singing is i like music :/ so if u play any of these instruments im so sorry
also excuse my poor grammar in this. normally im a stickler but today im just done dealing with all sorts of bullshit, i am not bothering myself with proper grammar. any and all good grammar in this is purely microsoft word’s autocorrect
because he can play the piano while Gladio plays the violin lmao
Has always wanted to play the lyre, but for
some reason he can’t find anyone who sells them
Also can’t find a lyre tutor :,( poor bab
Has a separate pair of gloves just to
perform the piano with
Has a small synth keyboard in his room – he
can literally play any song on it
Because it has more instruments that just
the piano, yeah?
So he’s basically a one-man-band on the
keyboard (o_O )
Noctis is totally not jealous
Prompto totally is
Can also secretly sing pretty fuckin low,
but rarely does it
Doesn’t really like it
Used to get teased a lot in his middle
school choir bc he used to sing higher than all of the girls in the choir
Honey, boys who sing high are treasured
in choirwhat r u doing BOI COME BA-
Uncle totally supported his piano lessons
When noctis was younger, ignis used to get him
to plunk out Heart & Soul
But never got past that
Favorite song to play: can’t pick one. He
does like the look of awe on people’s face when he plays all three movements of
moonlight sonata from memory without looking at the piano
Came into use later huh (pls don’t kill
Can’t improvise for shit. He really likes at
least guidelines for his music, and he can’t just sit down and pull notes outta
Kinda can improvise if he’s given sheet
music and was told improvisation is ok but it’s not very different from the
Goes without saying that he is nOT okay with
But he can totally write lyrics bc poetry
“hey hey hey hey iggy”
“play that fast song”
“well, it’s not really fast, but its like”
· “you use two fingers, you know?”
“I can’t remember what the name is!”
“well, do you remember who it’s by?”
“I know its by chopin!”
At this point iggy knows but he’s dragging
“alright… any idea what it sounds like?”
“like if you took eating utensils and hit
random piano keys!”
“like you took chopsticks and kinda shoved
them on the piano!”
“…you mean the song ‘Chopsticks’? by
“I hate u. I hate u I hate u I hate u I ha-“
“noct ur not functional w/o me”
“as you wish”
That exchanges still makes iggy smile to
Not just your regular drum kits you see in pop bands,
we’re also talking:
Them big ass festival drums (yo his muscles are
perf for that shit ok don’t judge me)
Totally was percussion section leader in his
Clarus was not
But a boy can only go so long listening to those
So he joined the orchestra when he was a
It wasn’t big enough to be a class so it was a
Meaning he could be a percussion boi and a viola
boi at the same time :D
Fuckin natural at the viola
Tried the cello once. He thought it wasn’t too
different from the viola.
No one told him you didn’t hold it like a
tried it the right way. Hated it no thx pls 😊
owns like 1800000 instruments just hidden away
in his closet and cabinets and under his bed and whatnot
not very good at hiding it :/
Clarus was even less happy
“Son what the fuck”
“How’re u gonna protect the King of Lucis”
“if ur too busy”
“dammiT DAD PLE-“
“fuckiNG PLAYING PAGANINI LIKE THE NERD U R”
“…dad how do u know paganini”
“come on. Anyone who’s ever had any classical
training in orchestra knows pag- fuck.”
*insert the gladio I drew a while ago*
played the bass
Gladio never let him live it down bc Clarus
learned in secret just like gladio
So you have this big beefy guy who took these
big ass mallets and played those enormous festival drums like a badass
motherfucker last night, and tonight you see him putting rosin on his bowstring
for his orchestra club performance in precisely 43 minutes
Good music boi
8/10 in percussion, 9/10 in viola (damn son)
0/0 in voice
Its out of zero because anything divided by zero
is undefined. Doesn’t exist
This boy does nOT sing no thank you
Unlike iggy, it’s not because he doesn’t like it
It’s just cause he so bad
However if he could sing he would totally fuckin
nail that falsetto
Misleading body types ftw
Musical capabilities are severely lacking in
comparison to the rest of them
Can only play guitar
Still impressive since he’s pretty damn good at
15th September; today is a day to celebrate Jae, so I’ve decided to try and put into words just what he means to me. I’m sorry if this gets cringy or cliché but I had to.
Passionate; every show, every concert, every stage, seeing Jae perform always leaves me breathless. He give it his all, always driving the performance forward and losing himself to the music. His smile when he’s singing live wins over any spotlight anyone could give him.
Amazing vocals; his voice. It was what first made me fall in love with him. He sings with emotion, he sings with joy, and every not he hits is filled to the brim with feeling.
Reliable; something I’ve always admired about him. He chases his own dreams, always encourages other people to do the same, but he also knows that it takes work and he doesn’t shy away from it. Don’t just dream. Set Goals.
Kool; because as mature as he can be sometimes, he’s also a grade A dork. Meme connoisseur, extra™, he’s forever making me laugh, which is something I will always be grateful for.
Joyful; his laugh, even better than his singing. He’s always ready to gift us with a smile and make us all melt.
Amazing musician; he playsguitar, piano, he composes. He bleeds music. He works on day6′s songs, helps make them as good as they are and no one can deny how talented this boy is.
Enthusiastic; day6′s number one hype man. He doesn’t miss a chance to promote their music and he’s always running around on stage when they perform. His energy is a fundamental part of the group and one of the many reasons why I love him.
Handsome; with or without his glasses, his visuals are no joke, something I’m grateful to note he’s beginning to realize himself. This man can go from fluffy softie to rude and disrespectful like it’s nothing.
Youthful; Jae’s old now, our hyung is growing, but he doesn’t feel like it. He’s young at heart, teasing and joking around, always knows how to make the mood lighter.
Unpredictable; be it on twitter or on a vlive, he comes up with the oddest things to say and do. He’s often making me ask what even? but it always serves for a nice laugh.
Nickname hoarder; hashtag king, chicken little, yellowpostitman, gallinita. He’s a man with many names indeed.
Good heart; Jae’s kind, Jae cares, he supports us and his band members, always gives encouragement when needed and he keeps us my days in mind. He’s a role model, one I try to follow because he goes after what he wants but doesn’t fool himself into thinking that it will come easy to him. He’s humble, always remembers what it took to get to where he is. He’s Jae and I love him with all my heart. ¡Feliz Día!