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Heartbreak Insurance

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Ring Ri-

He bursts into a bright huge grin, despite not being seen. “Thank you for calling Heartbreak Insurance. My name is Jimin! How may I help you today?”

There’s a long silence over the phone until there’s a slight sniffle and the woman on the other line explodes into a hysterical sob. “HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHH…nnn..nnn-” It’s a type of uncontrollable bawling howl that makes your snot drip inside your mouth .

“I’ll connect you to our customer services~ Please don’t hang up the line. One moment please!” Jimin moves the phone handset into his other hand while he presses some buttons, successfully transferring her over a second later.


The average person falls in love 4 to 7 times before marriage and 40% to 50% of all marriages end in divorce. 85% of all relationships end with a breakup. Don’t just be a statistic!

At Heartbreak Insurance, we are committed to be there when you need it most. Affordable and comprehensible solutions to meet your needs today! With our Heartbreak Insurance, you can find a plan that fits your needs. We cover and care for you in your most vulnerable times, offering paid time off, therapy sessions and care packages.

Because heartbreak is pain too.


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In this special issue of Brooklyn Magazine, we sit down with Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, and James “Bucky” Barnes, aka the Winter Soldier, in these first, EXCLUSIVE interviews since their disappearance following the Sokovia Accords.

-excerpt from Brooklyn Magazine: The Greatest Love Story Never Told
(fic masterpost here)

My first set of pieces for the @capreversebb, with amazing fic by the talented duo @araniaart and @shipperhipster! They perfectly captured the boy’s personalities in such a unique format, go check out the fic!

dating Jungkook [realistically]

Originally posted by jengkook

important disclaimer: please remember that everything I wrote down is my own personal opinion. I do not know Jungkook personally, nor his past relationship experiences, so this is based on my imagination of ‘’realistic’’ only and on how it could be like dating him. If you’re not open to stuff like this, please don’t read.

taehyung l yoongi l jimin l hoseok

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Wow it's really been forever since I've made some LGBTQ+ positivity here....

Well then that’s about to change!

Gay people are amazing!

Lesbians are amazing!

Bi people are amazing!

Ply people are amazing!

Pan people are amazing!

Trans people are amazing!

NB people are amazing!

Genderqueer people are amazing!

Aces are amazing!

Aros are amazing!

Every single person in the lgbtq+ community is amazing and I love all of y'all so much 💖💖💖

TERFs, aphobes, and exclusionists don’t interact

I’ve been meaning to do this for a while so have some Disney movie hcs cuz both Voltron and Disney will always own my ass (shout-out to @angst-in-space @kryandr and @leo-lance for giving me some good suggestions and just screaming about these with me in general)

  • Lance’s all-time fave Disney movie was the Little Mermaid and he always belted out ‘Part Of Your World’ in the shower every night
    • Pidge: well at least it’s not “Let It Go”
    • Lance does get kind of offended that no one else thinks this movie is the best Disney movie
  • Lance and Hunk would cry over the Fox and the Hound every time they watched it as kids
  • Coran, Lance, and Hunk all loved the Emperor’s New Groove
  • Keith loved Beauty and the Beast, Zootopia, Oliver and Company, and the Rescuers
    • he also was the one kid who remembered and loved the Rescuers Down Under (it’s because of Shiro tbh)
  • Shiro was the one who introduced Keith to Disney movies
    • the Lion King was Keith’s first Disney movie because that one was Shiro’s favorite; he cried watching it
    • Keith also cried watching Bambi and Dumbo
  • Shiro and Keith both loved Tarzan and Big Hero 6
    • Pidge loved Big Hero 6 too
  • Allura, Lance, and Keith loved Peter Pan
    • Especially Allura and Keith; they both loved it for the adventure
    • Allura loves Peter Pan because all the magic and fantasy reminds her of her childhood and of how much she misses being a kid
    • Meanwhile, Keith gets sad watching Peter Pan because of the Lost Boys being abandoned by their parents
  • Pidge loved the Great Mouse Detective and Black Cauldron
    • Listen, she DEFINITELY was the kid who loved all of the underrated/obscure Disney films, especially the ones from the 70s and 80s
    • She would watch those kind of movies with Matt late at night
  • Pidge and Hunk bonded over Robin Hood
  • Keith and Pidge bonded over Meet the Robinsons
  • Hunk, Lance, and Keith all loved Hercules
  • Hunk adored Princess and the Frog
    • New Orleans jazz aesthetic is HIS aesthetic
  • Hunk was the kid who loved the older Disney classics a lot
    • His favorites were Lady and the Tramp and Cinderella
    • He likes Snow White if only for the songs; he sings ‘Whistle While You Work’ whenever he’s fixing something in the castle
  • Hunk absolutely loved the Jungle Book
    • He and Lance watched it so many times together as kids that they broke the videotape
    • He introduced the movie to Coran, who immediately loved it 
    • they both sing all the songs together whenever they’re working in the castle
  • Shiro was definitely the 90s Disney movie geek
    • He had all the 90s original OSTs on CD
    • He was obsessed with the Tarzan OST and Phil Collins for the longest time
  • Allura loved Mulan, Tangled, and Alice in Wonderland
    • She likes Cinderella too; she watched it with the mice the first time around
    • She and the mice have tried re-enacting some scenes from the movie
    • She isn’t the biggest fan of Sleeping Beauty but she does sing “Once Upon a Dream” whenever she’s alone
  • Allura and Lance loved Aladdin
  • Coran and Allura loved Atlantis
    • Shiro was the one who first showed them that movie
  • Coran and Lance sometimes sing some popular Disney songs together as duets
    • like “Be Our Guest” and “Kiss the Girl”
  • One time, Coran and Hunk blasted “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” in front of Keith and Lance. Take that how you will ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Everyone unanimously loved the Lion King, Treasure Planet, and Lilo and Stitch. No contest
    • Sometimes, when things feel too slow in the castle or everyone is too tired from saving the world, they would hold a late night movie marathon and would watch these three films
    • The ultimate comfort movies for the space fam 

Hi! I’ve recently hit 200+ followers and I just want to say “THANK YOU SO MUCH!” to all of you so I decided to make this follow Follow Forever plus its been 6 months already since I joined the fandom, a decision I will never regret cause I met so many amazing people who I can call friends, I love you all so much!!!  ♥

First I will mention the people whom I talk to the most, and who have become like sisters to me (my real sister included):

@anhappyfangirl - @banghim-baby - @koiiha - @sparklechanup - @hana-bunny - @holyjongbutt - @7tobap6 - @sudikshajt23 - @b-124a-p-224

Thank you all so much for being the most amazing people I know. I love you!!  ♥ ♥ ♥

And now to all the people I follow, who literally make my dash, Thank You so much!

Italic - Mutuals

Bold - Most Fav Blogs

#~B

@2bangyongguk - @4dreamcatcher - @95siyeon - @a-trash-of-bap - @ab1004 - @ababyz5ever - @actualyoungjaetrash - @aegyo-chan - @ailevgel - @allbap - @aokinsight - @asvang - @babycassiopeian @babymato94 - @baematoki - @bangdaeforlife - @bangedhim - @bangsojin - @bangxster - @bangyongguktigger - @bap-goddess - @bap-paboppas - @bap-time - @bap0s - @bapassion - @bapfeelsthings - @baphae - @bapland​ - @bapobsessedwithnoregrets - @bapofficial - @bapquality - @bapscrt - @bapstime - @bapsujusechskies - @bbangception - @bookshelfofwonder  @bookwyrmling - @brainboxercheetos - @brainboxy - @brigidandarrach - @btobros - @btobsmelody

C~H

@childofdemon - @cosmoqueen - @cynthiabang - @daefluffs - @daefsoul - @daehdream - @daehnii - @daehyuns-beautiful-golden-skin - @daehyuns-noona - @daehyunsgiggle - @daematos - @daewhyun - @daeyeup - @damisponytail - @dc-siyeon - @dcnightmare07 - @ddonggeun - @debeny - @diamond4yamv - @diamondbap - @doitforbangyongguk - @dreamgukkie - @dyoptics - @emotionsrevolution - @everydayborntobeat - @fae-hyun - @fareehamasroor - @featzelo - @feelsogukk - @fluffybbang - @fluffyzelo - @gahyeonn - @handongiee - @handongsgirl - @helbi - @himchanslaugh - @himdaes - @holycowbrowniekitty - @hydrascarlet

I~R

@ijustlikedogsncoffee - @iljaes - @imey-chan - @jayzchanelle - @jello-baby - @jellynely - @jion-a - @jiyous - @jojokim - @jongupinpink - @jongupism - @jonguppuppy - @jonqups - @jungdhyeon - @junhnq - @junhongiee - @kimchans - @kitty-dae - @kkeke99 - @kona-chan101 - @luxingjae - @marionette17 - @matokibap - @memechanie - @milkamoon - @minheota - @minhyuq - @mirrorworld-junhong@mochithebae - @moon-jongups-thighs - @moonyeyedwalrus - @moonjongupsays - @mun-hyeobchan - @mybusannampyeon - @mybutterflyfact - @nevalium - @notapillowfight - @nuisancehelicopter - @puhniel - @reallysassyzombie -  @reiji–san - @reinbownom - @ribbon-in-the-rose - @roses-for-jongup - @ryonely - @rhythmofmyheart@ryuutsubasa 

S~Z

@s-kydive  - @sangily - @seoeunkwang - @seonies - @serya-chan - @sevendreamsofme - @shesthekiller - @shut-the-jongup - @shut-thejongup - @siyeon - @sol-the-sun - @solosorca - @sonrisasurlemur - @squirrel-minhyuk - @stanbap - @stardust-showtime - @starsean - @sub-celestial - @subbiesface - @sungjaes-melon-smashing-skull - @thediebutterfly - @tigerbaby - @torasj15 - @vanillajae - @weiwei-mepgoreg - @wonwoww - @xxrinniexx - @y-ngguk - @yongguk-hell-chyeah - @yoohyeeon - @youngjaaes - @z-e-lo - @zainbap - @zellestial - @zelo-wink - @zeloswaffles

I will mention the shadowhunters blog I still follow, even tho I’m no longer in the fandom nor watch the tv show, they all seem like nice people and make/reblog really nice gifs that I enjoy seeing on my dash:

@takemystrengthtoo - @bloodyinspiredmalace - @harry-daddario - @malecwings - @harmonization @harry-shum - @daddarios 

After a bought of weight gain, my doctor mentioned to me that it’s actually normal to gain some weight after your teenage years. After all, we are not done growing/developing until about 25 or so.

Yet, there is so much shame and stigma surrounding it. People love to tease those who “got fat” after high school as if it were some sort of character flaw rather than normal biology. It’s sick.

So, for my followers who are twenty-somethings: it’s okay if you’ve grown a little bit (or even a lot) since your teenage years. There is nothing wrong with your body, and everything wrong with society.

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RFA React to MC looking at Them like They’re the Entire Universe and More in a Photo

ok so this sounds like a dumb scenario but i just took a picture with a few friends of mine a couple hours ago and in the picture i’m looking at my boyfriend while laughing and it looks like i’m in love with him (which i am) and also like he’s my entire world and more so i wanted to make this a scenario of sorts idk man

if you all like this enough i could do v + saeran and possibly vanderwood but it really depends haha. that’s all for now please enjoy!

YOOSUNG:
-y'all went to a fishing trip with the RFA that saeyoung suggested as a way to get ‘closer’
-yoosung was really excited because he got to spend time with some of his favorite people ever as well as you!!! what else in the entire world could he have wanted more than that??
-so you two packed up what little essentials for fishing you had and headed out for the day
-when you finally got there most of the time was spent trying to explain to jumin that no, he couldn’t pay someone else to do this for him and then at other times helping calm down zen after a fish came too close to his 'precious’ face
-even though there were moments where jaehee looked like she was about to kill saeyoung for throwing a fish into her lap it was a fun time
-to commemorate the day together y'all decided to take a picture together with your phone
-while saeyoung was focusing the camera yoosung said something funny that made you burst out in a small fit of giggles while staring at him
-before you could even prepare the picture was taken and you felt yourself grow embarrassed at the outcome
-everyone was smiling and doing cute lil hand poses but you
-you were definitely smiling but you weren’t looking at the camera, instead you were staring at yoosung with this sparkle in your eye that caused a deep red to cover your face
-“the way she looks at him, it’s almost as if though he’s her entire world and more.” jaehee said while hiding a small smile
-“get you a girl that looks at you like MC looks at yoosung.” saeyoung said while choking back a small laugh
-“wow! look at mc you guys, looking at yoosung like she’s in love with him!” zen continued on with a small smile
-“maybe she looks at him like that because they are in love??”
jumin said in a confused tone, obviously not catching onto the jokes
-a few of the members groaned at jumin’s obliviousness as they looked over at yoosung who was smiling at the picture on your phone fondly
-you peeked at his face while trying to calm the violent blush painting your features
-“it’s funny you’re looking at me like i’m the universe and more, when you’re even more than that to me.”
-cue everyone literally blushing and internally dying at how precious their youngest RFA member still is
-yoosung now keeps that photo framed in his office, even after years of taking it, just so he can be able to see your precious face looking at only him like that


ZEN:
-aight so this man loves taking selfies
-it didn’t take you that long to figure that out
-at every moment of every day you were together he would come up to take 'unexpected’ pics of you
-but he was a fool! after a week of surprise selfies you got used to it, and could now strike a cute pose to match zen’s beauty in every picture
-one day y'all were just having a normal rehearsal dinner with his cast when zen (who else would it have been??) declared they should take a group picture that he could post on social media to hype up the release of the musical
-so everybody agreed and begin to come close together to take the picture
-zen unexpectedly put his arm around you and said something along the lines of “smile, my beautiful princess”
-so ofc you were all smiley and blushy while looking over at him
-before you even had time to snap back to reality the flash went off and the picture was taken
-fRICK
-everybody was passing around zen’s phone looking at the picture making vague offhand comments about 'the look in mc’s eyes’ when it finally got to you and zen
-zen stared at it for a second, a wide smile pulling at his features before he looked over at you with a small blush painting his cheeks
-“what??” you finally said
-“look at the way you’re looking at me babe.”
-he handed you his phone and you looked over at yourself
-your eyes were all glazed over because of the flash and a warm smile was on your face all while you stared at a gorgeous zen smiling at the camera looking like the most beautiful man in the world
-“ah, true love.” a co-star commented
-you were beyond embarrassed!! the way you were looking at zen was so precious and whimsical and god it was just so embarrassing
-“do you really love me so much that you look at me like i’m the entire night sky babe??? aahhh that’s so sweet of you. it makes the beast inside of me awaken just a tad-”
-“zEN PLEASE”
-he has the pic as his profile picture on all his social media accounts, each one zoomed in onto your face and eyes, staring lovingly at his gorgeous face

JAEHEE:
-you guys rarely took pictures together since y'all were so busy with the cafe all the time
-but today was a special day!!
-it was the one year anniversary of the cafe opening and you saw it necessary to take a picture to commemorate such a big milestone
-jaehee was a little hesitant but agreed on the terms that some would be professional and others would be silly
-so y'all set up a camera on a stand and put it on a timer and started taking a bunch of silly pics together, some of them being professional
-you didn’t realize even realize it but at one point all you were doing was laughing at jaehee trying to push all her hair out of her face
-when the little photo shoot of sorts ended y'all went into your shared apartment and started looking over them together
-the first few were cute, just mundane peace signs and sweet smiles
-then at one point jaehee’s bangs went in front of her face and you looked like you were dying of laughter
-towards the end of the of the pictures there was one particular one that jaehee looked at for a long time
-it was one where she was laughing while tucking her hair back into place and you were smiling fondly while looking at her with such a loving gaze
-she blushed and said nothing and just continued on to look through them, commenting now and again just how silly some of them were
-the picture was never brought up again but a few weeks later you found out jaehee had not only put it up as her profile picture in the chat room but also printed a copy and stuck it neatly on your bedside table
-you didn’t say anything about it but every time you saw it you were embarrassed but also a little glad to know that it was clear to see just how much you loved her

JUMIN:
-the only pictures that are ever released the public of you two are serious ones or ones of you both looking absolutely gorgeous while getting off your private jet or coming home from the airport
-but there have been dOZENS of pictures of you that jumin has always kept hidden from the world and all of his friends
-pictures only he could ever see.
-these pictures were usually taken during silly photo shoots, a small thing you both did every month
-you let him try to take pictures of you just smiling and he struggles but he’s trying his best to capture your cute lil poses stop teasing him!!
-most of the time you’re the one taking pictures of him struggling to do a peace sign but other times you take pictures of you both doing cute poses or kissing one another
-one time v offered to take pictures as a way to celebrate your wedding anniversary and you both agreed because v was a close friend and jumin wanted a chance to see his beautiful partner in wedding attire again
-so you two began doing the photo shoot with serious and sweet poses
-one photo was of jumin tipping your chin up to meet his gaze
-another was of him wrapping his arms around your waist and laying his head on your shoulder and there were dozens of others alike to those two
-but then in some you both were making stupid faces to each other and then finally, in the last one jumin said something that made your heart curl
-“i love you with all my heart mc, i wish i could marry you over and over and over again, just so i could see your precious face smiling at me while i slipped the ring onto your finger. is that selfish of me? i hope you feel the same, my love. let us spend the rest of our lives together, a life that will hopefully be filled with all your silly jokes and faces. things i fell in love with just as much as i fell in love with you. happy anniversary darling, i love you.”
-you were on the verge of tears and had no words to even explain what you were feeling but you just let out a small chuckle while staring lovingly at him while he looked over at the camera
-next thing you know the flash went off and you were now going over all the pictures together with jumin
-all of them were absolutely gorgeous (what else did you expect of v mc??) but your favorite had to be the one where you were sticking your tongue out at jumin and he was doing the same to you
-his favorite was the very last one
-one where you were looking at him with so much love in your eyes he could practically feel it radiating off the camera
-though you were embarrassed you were really happy
-he soon after put the picture everywhere he could
-in his office, in your office, in your bedroom, in a giant portrait right above the sofa
-everywhere
-though it was embarrassing it made you happy so it was alright

SAEYOUNG:
-he has like a thousand and one pics of you on his phone but little to none of you both
-all the pictures he has of you range from you in sexy lingerie to a bad angle of you sneezing while brushing your teeth
-he loves all of them just the same though
-one day he wanted to do a cosplay photo shoot with you which you agreed to since most of the time it was fun teasing each other back and forth about just how short your maid skirts were
-so he set up a camera you didn’t even know existed and immediately started posing all cute and such
-you tried to follow his lead but fell behind after a while and just stood back basking in all of his cute and over the top poses
-at one point all you were doing was laughing while he made the most ridiculous 'sultry’ faces he could at the camera
-when it was over you two stayed in your costumes and went over the pictures
-you couldn’t stop laughing at all his silliness and he couldn’t stop laughing because you were laughing!!
-it took forever because of your constant giggles and chuckles but you both made it through all of the photos
-you caught what was just a glimpse of one more photo which was just of you smiling at saeyoung while he side eyed you, a smile of his own pulling at his soft features
-you felt your heart leap in your throats as he wrapped his arms around your waist and kisses your forehead
-“thank you, mc. i’m really happy.” was all he said as he pulled you closer towards his torso
-you hugged him back and you both stayed there for a while, just embracing one another silently
-a few weeks later you came into your shared bedroom casually, almost missing the giant portrait of you two that was covering up an entire wall
-“saeyoung?”
-“yeeesss honey??”
-“why, why is there an entire wall covered in a picture of me staring at you.”
-“because the way you were looking at me was just so cute i couldn’t just let the opportunity of your cute smiling face pass by so easily!! look at you!! look at me!! look at our outfits! this is the best picture we’ve ever taken together.”
-“oh. saeyoung?”
-“yes?”
-“i hate that you are the love of my life so much.”

Bitty and Jack have been ~together~ for a year, now, OFFICIALLY.

The main part of this last comic happens on June 1st, right? The day after graduation. From what I recall, Jack and Shitty’s graduation was in late May, but not on the 31st.

What this means is that IT’S OFFICIALLY BEEN A YEAR SINCE THE KISS. In universe, obvs. Sure, it’s pretty likely that Bitty and Jack consider their anniversary to be that day in August when Jack asked Bitty to be his boyfriend, but still. This is an important date! You can’t tell me they didn’t celebrate, hockey or no. I’m sure there was plenty of pie. And [REDACTED]. And lovingly staring into each other’s eyes because they’re literally the mushiest and most adoring couple ever, blech.

Postscript: this also means Bitty is definitely 21, his birthday having happened in early May. Woo Bits! I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets carded at bars for the next ten years. Then again, maybs not, seeing how all that hockey has been working out for him. (… and baking? mixing up thick batter could contribute to THOSE ARMS, right? If anyone could do it, it’d be Bitty.)

“i’m a vampire and we met when you were still human and we fell in love and planned out our whole eternal life together but on the night i turned you i freaked out over the commitment and abandoned you in the middle of the night & now it’s over a century later and we’re only just seeing each other again for the first time since and there’s so much hatred in your eyes when you look at me but fuck you still look just as hot and make my heart race as much as you did back then and i think i made the biggest mistake of my life in leaving” au (☉‿☉✿)

Okay, I’m starting to think we need to take this whole Anti thing down a few notches, y'all.
Not every voice distortion Jack does in a video means it’s Anti.
I know, it’s only been a couple days since we saw the Glitch Bitch and some people are still kinda paranoid, I don’t blame you, but just bring it down a little bit, okay?
I love Anti as much as the next person, but he’s not coming back for a while, he was literally just here.
Remember how Jack said he wanted to keep the “shock factor” of Anti’s appearance? Him showing up just after being here wouldn’t really be shocking, now would it?
So, just calm down y'all. Have fun with the Anti character, and the other ego’s, as much as you want, but don’t assume that everything Jack does in his videos from now on is a hint towards one of them.
Jack might just mess with us from time to time with one of the ego’s and it doesn’t mean anything other than just fucking with us.
But, basically, all I’m trying to say is calm down, okay guys? Love y'all! ❤

anonymous asked:

Harry: "And here's-" Clare: "no, Harry! Wait! Before we perform the next song, we have a surprise for you!" *crowd cheering* Harry: "but it isn't my birthday yet!" Sarah: "well, we just couldn't wait!" Harry: "hmm.. alright then, what is it?" Alex: "you have to close your eyes first, pal" Harry, covering his eyes with his hands: "hit me!" (1)

The crowd is suddenly quiet, which is unusual, because even though Harry has been touring for the past two months, the fans still surprise him with how loud they can be at every concert. It was too quiet, just for a few seconds, and then suddenly everyone started screaming again, except they were louder than usual? Why were they louder than usual? (2)

And then he smells it, he smells HIM? Isn’t that Louis’ perfume? What the hell? Maybe he’s just imagining things? With their busy schedules, Harry touring in America and Louis being in London recording his album, for the first time ever, they haven’t seen each other for a whole month, and it was driving Harry crazy.. (3)

Yeah, it has been driving him crazy because he can feel someone’s body heat, and he can smell Louis’ perfume, and it couldn’t be, it couldn’t be… “open your eyes, love.” It couldn’t be… that’s, that’s his voice? It can’t be… and then someone is pulling his hands away from his eyes… (4)

But he can’t, he cannot open his eyes, he doesn’t want to be disappointed… he missed him so bad… it couldn’t be. “Come on baby, let me see your beautiful eyes.” And Harry opens his eyes, and the first thing that he sees, is blue, blue, blue.. and suddenly he can’t see, his eyes are welling up, oh no, not now.. “Lou…” “hi baby, I’ve missed you.” “Lou, Louis, Lou, Lou-” (5)

And then they’re kissing, right there, in front of everyone, and everyone can see, but they don’t care, and they’re kissing, kissing, kissing, and Harry has got tears running down his face, and then when they finally manage to pull off, Louis yells to the band “can I get a mic please?” And someone gives him a microphone. “Ok can everyone just shut up for a second?”(6)

*crowd is still screaming* Louis: if y'all don’t shut up right now then imma steal Harry away from y'all.“ *crowd becomes quiet* "ok, so I just wanted to say that, I’m so fucking proud of my baby, I’ve always known that he will become the star that he is today, since day one, since we first met. I remember looking at him, and thinking "wow he is so going to be famous.” And I’m just? So fucking proud, you know. I get to share this, incredible, talented, young man with the world..“(7)

"I’m his biggest fan and I’m just so proud of him…” Love you so much, baby. Couldn’t be more proud of you than I am right now.“ (8)

i am a capital W for WRECKED how very dare you come into my house and attack me like this

99 starters inspired by lorde’s album ‘melodrama’  
——   alcohol tw / car crash tw / suggestive tw /  *  feel free to switch up the pronouns or the wording.


PERFECT PLACES.

every night, i live & die.
it’s just another graceless night.
i hate the headlines & the weather.
when we’re dancing, i’m alright.
this is how we get notorious.
we are young & we’re ashamed.
all of our heroes are fading.
now i can’t stand to be alone.
let’s kiss and then take off our clothes.
all these nights spent off our faces, trying to find these perfect places.
what the fuck are perfect places anyways?

THE LOUVRE.

our days & nights are perfumed with obsession.
half my wardrobe is on your bedroom floor.
i drink up your movements, & i still can’t get enough.
i overthink your punctuation use. not my fault, just a thing i do.
but lover, you’re the one to blame.
can you hear the violence? the megaphone in my chest?
i call & you come through. i’d blow all my friendships to come & sit in hell with you.
we’re the greatest. they’ll hang us in the louvre — down the back, but who cares — still the louvre.
i know that you’re not my type.
just move in close to me.

LIABILITY.

he says he made a big mistake dancing in my storm… says it was poison.
play at romance, we slow dance in the living room.
you’re a liability.
i understand, i’m a liability.
i’m a little much for everyone.
the truth is that i’m a toy that people enjoy, ‘til all of the tricks don’t work anymore, then they are bored of me.
i know that it’s exciting, but i’m better off alone.

SOBER.

oh, god, i’m clean out of air in my lungs.
it’s all gone.
it’s time we danced with the truth.
i’m acting like i don’t see every ribbon that you used to tie yourself to me.
my hips have missed your hips.
will you sway with me?
but what will we do when we’re sober?
we pretend that we just don’t care.
i know you’re feeling it too.
i know this story by heart.
in the morning, you’ll be dancing with all the heartache.

HOMEMADE DYNAMITE.

don’t know you super well, but i think that you might be the same as me.
let’s let things come out of the woodwork.
i’ll give you my best side, & tell you all my best lies.
we’re dancing with our shoes off!
you know i think you’re kinda awesome, right?
our rules, our dreams.
we’re blowing shit up with homemade dynamite.
we’ll end up painted on the road, red & chrome.
now you really know it’s gonna blow.

SUPERCUT.

in my head, i play a supercut of us, with all the magic that we gave off, all the love we had & lost.
when i reach for you, there’s just a supercut.
we keep trying to talk about us.
i’m someone you maybe might love.
in my head, i do everything right.
in my head, when you call, i forgive & not fight.
we are wild & fluorescent.

HARD FEELINGS / LOVELESS.

please could you be tender?
let’s give it a minute before we admit that we’re through.
it’s late & this song is for you.
i remember the rush, when ‘forever’ was us, before all of the winds of regret & mistrust.
now our love is a ghost.
well, i guess i should go.
these are what they call hard feelings of love.
the sweet words & fevers leave us all out here in the cold.
god, i wish i believed you when you told me this was my home.
i care for myself the way i used to care about you.
why even try to get it right?
when you outgrow a lover, the whole world knows but you.
it was real for me.
this is my favorite tape!
bet you wanna rip my heart out. well, guess what? i like that.
i’m gonna mess your life up.
we’re a loveless generation.

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catfish- jared k. x soulmate!reader (part one)

YA GAL EL IS BACK WITH ANOTHER SHITTY FIC HEYO

also wtf tris is the SWEETEST PERSON on the planet she deserves all the love in the world and more. so this is dedicated to @pacman-tattoo thank u for the inspo <3

basically it’s a soulmate au, the one where u write something on your skin and it appears on your soulmates skin too and i love jared kleinman so here is a gender neutral jared x reader for y'all!

(also i did research and since benj pasek based deh on something in his personal life and he was born in pennsylvania im assuming deh takes place there)

my masterlist!  part two!

warnings: swearing (surprise surprise!), uh angst? fluff?, mention of genitals/nudes ’,:) it’s like pg-13 dw, incorrect grammar, shitty writing, i say “you” WAYYY too much even tho it’s an x reader and thAtS the PoiNt

word count: 3,182

(one last thing: jared is bolded and you are italic)


You always thought that whole ‘soulmate’ thing was bullshit.

You thought that whenever you found random things written on your arm it was your brother playing a weird prank on you.

But then ‘the talk’ came…

Because no one really addresses soulmates, it’s a private thing. You found out your parents weren’t soulmates when you were a kid so you know it’s a sensitive topic for them and never brought it up out of respect.

Once you learned about it, you realized your soulmate had been trying to talk to you for a long time and you never responded. Then you continued not responding because 'what if they thought I was rude for never writing back?’ even though, most of the time, it was just little notes to themselves.

So ever since then, you’ve been petrified of writing on yourself. Just the anxiety of the potential rejection from the one and only person the universe thinks you’re perfect for was enough to make you not even want to touch a pen. You’ve been told it’s irrational but isn’t the whole thought of soulmates irrational?

But then, as you were about you get into bed, big letters started to appear up your thigh.

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