Oh man, I woke up to the news of Trump bringing up Sweden. Sweden! :o Apparently some shit went down last night, but nobody here in Sweden knows what it is. People are talking about a horrible terrorist attack.
So naturally, I’m like, holy crap, did something happen in Switzerland?! Since many Americans don’t know the difference. But they seem fine as well, luckily.
Yeah, shit, I have no idea. You’d think the President of the United States wouldn’t, you know, make shit up about other countries, but times are changing it seems.
Next he’ll include us in a speech how Sweden is on fire and the muslims are raping everyone everywhere so you guys gotta go through with that immigration ban that he wants so badly so you don’t end up the same way. Because you see that shit spammed in every article and video about this country so clearly it must be true. It’s probably on his favorite shit-tier news channel.
I wish I was joking when I said that some Americans seriously believe that shit to be true though. In real fucking life.
But shit, if we were on fire, maybe it wouldn’t be so fucking cold and dark all the time. Eh? EHHHHH?