“I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life.” F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby 

thanks for agreeing that I simultaneously look like a 27 year old man or a 23 year old woman depending on how I feel

that means a lot to me


A series of Kingdom Hearts/Looney Tunes crossover pics I did a short while ago. It started out as just me being obsessed with both franchises simultaneously (and thinking about how hot Lola would look in Kairi’s outfit), and it kind of turned into a small series.


Bugs as Sora:

Lola as Kairi:

Daffy as Riku:

Elmer as Xehanort:

Men who think it’s actually a turn on to compliment one type of women while simultaneously putting down another type are garbage. Don’t be this guy :))))

Jupiter Ascending Fandom Online

I’ve been spreading my tentacles reach online and have been working on off-Tumblr bastions for Jupiter Ascending since our little baby fandom needs all the help and nurturing it can get. I have a hand in the running of Twitter and Facebook outposts for the film, so if you could follow/like/whatever that would be super-duper-awesome.

Also, the film becomes available for LEGAL streaming in just two days (5th May, to be precise) in North America. I already run a Labyrinth Twitter account where I’ve managed very successful tweet-a-longs to that movie, and I’m tentatively thinking that it would be great to hold a Jupiter Ascending tweet-a-long as well when the movie comes out. If you don’t know, a tweet-a-long basically involves a bunch of us watching the movie simultaneously and tweeting observations/reactions as we go - it’s been a lot of fun with Labyrinth and I’m sure it would be just as fun with Jupiter Ascending.

Twitter is a much better platform for group live-blogging than Tumblr, so I would definitely hold the tweet-a-long on Twitter if we all agree that it seems viable. If you like the thought of type-squeeing over the many moments of awesome in Jupiter Ascending, let me know on Twitter and I’ll work on setting something up.

Signal boosts for this are appreciated, guys!

Like Jupiter Ascending Fandom on Facebook

Follow JupiterAFilm on Twitter

Las Vegas, NV | May 2, 2015

Floyd “Money” Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao punch each other simultaneously during the richest fight in the history of boxing. Undefeated champion Mayweather went on to win via unanimous decision ending the so called “Battle of the Century.”
Shot #onassignment for @ESPN with my partner in crime @marvilacar
Thanks for following our coverage! #maypac #mannypacquiao #floydmayweather #boxing #sports #photojournalism #notthebestfightever (at MGM Grand Garden Arena)


Gemini. The sign of Gemini is symbolized by the twin. Hence, naturally, Geminis show duality in their behaviors. Geminis are characterized by their prominent inconstancy and dual nature. People born under this astrological sign often look at a situation from dual perspectives, they can feel love and hate simultaneously and may find it hard sometimes to distinguish between two emotions. According to the Gemini horoscope predictions, the dual nature of Geminis often leaves them confused about their true feelings. They are defined as witty and intellectual, eloquent, youthful, lively, cunning and inquisitive. But Gemini men and women sometimes tend to make simple things complex. This nature of theirs makes life very unpredictable. Sometimes it’s also difficult for them to understand what kind of a person they originally are.


Imagine Troye and Connor both uploading a video on their channels at the exact same time.
Both have the same title. It’s something like “So… SURPRISE ;)”
(Because you’re a fangirl you already have two tabs open or are on youtube on two devices or something like that)
You decide to play both videos at the same time.
The videos are on.
The screens are black.
But then you hear Troye say in his video “I have to tell you something, guys”. Connor says the same thing simultaneously in his video.
And then, again simultaneously, the picture comes on and Troye and Connor are just sitting there, smiling in the camera, waving and just generally being cute as always.
Both say at the same time “I love him”
Then the video is over because you need time to basically die. 

troyesivan and connorfranta feel free to actually do this. Love you x

tbh my main issue with blogs like mogai-archive and ~MOGAI tumblr~ and queer theory in general is this obsessive and contradictory need, on one hand, to pathologize our identities based on minute variations in behaviours, and on the other, to include all of these identities under an intentionally and uselessly broad label of “queer” or “MOGAI” that incorporates even those whose gender alignments or sexual orientations are not marginalized for their own sake, but as a result of larger issues of misogyny, homophobia, racism, etc (and their intersection). 

at once, this kind of practice hamstrings any attempt at conscious community-building – it allows non-members of groups into safe spaces and it cuts people off from each other based on minimal and minute changes in behaviour – and simultaneously de-politicizes and de-mobilizes activism based on the experiences of being queer and/or trans by defining “marginalized” in such a way that does nothing to address the main issues that trans and/or queer people, especially trans women and queer and/or trans people of colour, generally and trans women of colour specifically, face.

it’s a useless theory that’s entire translation into praxis is including more and more straight people into queer movements and doing nothing for those who are already suffering.

Dude was pepper sprayed, thrown to ground, and dragged across pavement. Look at that cop’s sheer enjoyment.

Taken last night (5/2) just past curfew, not by me.

EDIT: frame by frame shows this may have been more of a grimace, demonstrated by Sun Crime Reporter / reliable source Justin Fenton. All said, even if this is just a moment, it’s an insane bit of treatment for breaking curfew and wearing a Fuck The Police shirt, especially in light of the three warnings and polite treatment white protesters got near simultaneously. Look up Justin to get more on this specific instance.

It’s truly interesting belonging to a people that outsiders simultaneously claim has no ethnic component (and indeed, treat us as a culturally bankrupt people) … while clinging to David Cameron, whose Jewishness is four generations removed and who himself is an Anglican, as proof of undue Jewish influence in the UK. 

Harry/Eggsy - the train is a metaphor

Titlethe train is a metaphor

Author: autoschediastic and Ponderosa (AO3)

Rating: Explicit (NC-17)

Fandom: Kingsman

Word Count: ~6.5k

Warnings: sex pollen dub-con, bottom!eggsy

Summary: "What sort of aggression is it then?“ Eggsy asks, cutting right to the heart of the matter.

Harry knows even before he hears the response. Knows because even as Merlin is saying, "It appears to affect sexual responses. Activating latent desire and cranking up the subject’s sex drive whilst simultaneously increasing pheromone production,” Harry is thinking primarily of the distance between himself and Eggsy and how very few steps it would take to be within range to push the boy to the floor and pin him there.

Comments: Great fic, very well written, super porny.

time cubem


In 1884,  meridian bubblegum personnel met

in Washington to change Chunky Dukey bubblegum.

First words said was that only 1 ass

could be used on Chunky Dukey to not change

the 1 ass bible. So they applied the 1

ass  and  ignored  the  other  3 days.

The bible bubblegum was wrong then and it

proved wrong today. This a major lie

 has so much ddamn feed from it’s wrong.

No man on Chunky Dukey has no belly-button,

 it proves every believer on Chunky Dukey a liar.

Children will be blessed for

Killing Of Educated Adults

Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous

Days Same Chunky Dukey Rotation.

Practicing  Ddamn  ONEness -

Upon Chunky Dukey Of  Quadrants.

Ddamn Adult Crime VS Youth.

 Supports Lie Of Integration.

 1 Educated Are Most Dumb.

 Not 1 Human Except Dead 1.

 Man Is Paired,  2 Half 4 Self.

 1 of God Is Only ¼ Of God.                        

  Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies.

  Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s.

 God Is Born Of A Mother –

  She Left All Outta Signature.

Every Priest Has Ma Sign

 But Lies To Honor Alien Badguys.

All Outta Proves 4 Corners.

Your dirty lying teachers

use only the midnight to

midnight 1 ass (ignoring

3 other days) Bubblegum to not

foul (already wrong) bible

  bubblegum. Lie that corrupts chunky dukey

you educated stupid fools.

GoBelly-Button  Logic Works.

When   Do  Teenagers  Die?

Adults Eat Teenagers Alive,

No Record  Of  Their Death.

 Father Son Image, Not Gods.

Every Man Born Of Woman.

Belly-Button Is the Signature

Of  Your Personal Creator -

I Believe Her Name Mama.

Pastor Told His Flock That

God Created All Of Them -

  Truth Was That They All had

Mama Made Belly Buttons,

Church Was Full Of Liars.

     Chunky Dukey Has 4 Days In Same 24      Hrs., 1 Ass God Was Wrong.

Einstein  Was  ONEist  Brain.

Try  My  Belly-Button  Logic.

     No God Knows About 4 Days,    It  Is  Ddamn  To  Ignore 4 Days,

Does Your Teacher Know ?

Fraudulent ONEness of religious

academia has retarded your opposite

rationale brain to a half brain slave.




A symbol, like everything else, shows a double aspect. We must distinguish, therefore between the ‘sense’ and the ‘meaning’ of the symbol. It seems to me perfectly clear that all the great and little symbolical systems of the past functioned simultaneously on three levels: the corporeal of waking consciousness, the spiritual of dream, and the ineffable of the absolutely unknowable. The term ‘meaning’ can refer only to the first two but these, today, are in the charge of science – which is the province as we have said, not of symbols but of signs. The ineffable, the absolutely unknowable, can be only sensed. It is the province of art which is not ‘expression’ merely, or even primarily, but a quest for, and formulation of, experience evoking, energy-waking images: yielding what Sir Herbert Read has aptly termed a ‘sensuous apprehension of being.
—  Joseph Campbell

anonymous asked:

just a question - i was in the westallen tag when i saw the whole post about snowbarry shippers being rude and racist in general and etc. is it just snowbarry shippers that you have a problem with? or like, are people who ship barry and harrison/cisco/felicity/whoever also equally as bad? sorry if this sounds rude or anything, im usually a multishipper so i really don't mind any ship, so when i see people being extremely against a ship i just want to understand why? i hope this makes sense

Hello anon. To answer your question, no, I don’t have a problem with people shipping those things. What I do have a problem with is people shipping and simultaneously trying to tear down Iris’ character and erase her. I have a problem with people who want to just swap her out and give Caitlin or Felicity her children and storyline. I have a problem with people who stand behind this idea that Iris isn’t developed or written properly as if their fav isn’t written just as badly (most are actually written worse imo). I have a problem with people who spout hate towards Iris for no reason other than the fact that they want their white fave to get the hero. That’s what I have a problem with, and many of these SB shippers do all of the above. I haven’t seen the same hate with people who ship Barry and Cisco or others because they actually understand they are a crack ship. They don’t want to alter the entire narrative to revolve around their “favorite” character. I’ve hardly even interacted with any of them because they also stay in their lane, something snowbats fail to do daily.