simulation one

You wake up for the first time in your life, only to realize that your entire existence up to this point, your entire childhood, has been one long simulation. The simulation was to train and condition you for colonizing a new planet. You thought you grew up on Earth.

male rivals according to me

“GAWD TAKE YOUR BENTO AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS ALREADY I DON’T WANT TO BE REMINDED ABOUT HOW LONELY I AM”

just a bunny rabbit in an apron

that smile is too precious

“no i don’t want your finger on my chin i want your food in my mouth”

okay this guy is my favorite. look at how extra he is.

what an asshole. i’m going to watch him drown in his own ego with a bowl of popcorn. it will be delicious.

“did you cast a spell on me” buddy in an alternate universe she stabs you. wait. no. just… you die or something bud.

SOLDIER 76 CAN SEE EVERYTHING WITH HIS VISOR! BUT CAN HE SEE HOW SCREWED HE IS BECAUSE A YANDERE’S IN LOVE WITH THE SAME GIRL?! good luck jack.

cotton candy hair. imma eat it.

the camera angle does not reveal the fact that he’s holding a student that was stabbed with a pair of scissors. they are both wrapped up in bandages. the student is still bleeding. the nurse is useless. what has yandere-kun done. and is that a plastic bag filled with prescription drugs on the ground?

explain to me how the fuck his is an accident. on the bright side senpai can boop the snoot.

fucking pedophile. no screwing the children, teach. we literally had a problem with that in our school this year. why do you look exactly like principal guy from assassination classroom.

abs… or lack thereof

you can’t tame DEEZ NUTS LOCKS

boo imma ghost in a black jacket and im wet because this jacket is low ass quality

oh god it’s too adorable

those eyes. it’s the human embodiment of a freaking sugar cookie. like one of the sugar cookies that’s 99% sugar.

bad sugar cookie! bad!

people have been comparing this guy to some other anime character and i forget who but i believe them

nyeh heh heheh this boi… you troll

oh shit they’re all thirsty

osana’s like why are all these fuckbois after my best friend. i feel you osana.

i would kill all of them mercilessly. what are they doing to fem!senpai. well i guess thats the point of the game anyway.

the art is literally amazing and i’d like to thank the artist for giving us this amazing concept. what an amazing april fools prank, it’s half frustrating half awesome. also the names are cringey af, is that just me

  • me, when joining my first few fandoms: oh wow! another thing i like! awesome i can't wait to search all the tags and find cute fan art and read cool fanfics and
  • me, joining my 20th fandom: sucked into another vortex of doom fuckin awesome so much for having a life
Designing Complex Spells

It’s been a while since I’ve made a witchy post. This past full moon, I spent a good deal of time designing a complex spell. You can see the pages I brainstormed for a complex spell above.

For the sake of this post, a complex spell:

  • is sometimes cast to achieve long-term results, without having to consistently recast the spell
  • requires a lot of magical energy
  • requires planning
  • consists of multiple steps, or possibly multiple spells cast in succession

I highly recommend that experienced witches cast these types of spells, mainly because they have the ability to completely drain you. And I don’t want any of you harming your lovely selves!

This post is a guide or, at the very least, food for thought on how to design complex spells. As an example I will use the most recent spell I designed, a spell to worry less about what others think of me.

Step 1: Determine exactly what kind of spell(s) you wish to cast, and in what order.

For example, I created a spell to worry less about what others think of me. But in witchcraft terms, what exactly am I doing? Is it banishment, where I force others to turn their opinions away from me? Is it protecting myself from others’ opinions? Is it cleansing myself from the effect that others have on me? Is it an anti-anxiety spell, or a confidence spell? There’s a lot to consider here that can’t be covered in a single step. Think hard about exactly what you want to achieve. This is a very critical step, so do some brainstorming or sit on it if you must.

Eventually I decided to imitate the weight of others’ opinions on me, cleanse myself of their affect, protect myself from their affect, and then banish others’ affect on me. ( I figured that other peoples’ opinions will be there whether I banish them or not, so I might as well protect myself from them before banishing them from my mind, in a sense.) There are many other ways I could’ve done this spell that would’ve changed the overall intent. But notice how I’m including four spells into one ritual: simulating peoples’ attention on me, cleansing myself, protecting myself, and a banishing at the end.

Step 2: Decide which actions to perform.

In my opinion, action is just as important (if not more) than ingredients in spell work. The action determines what you do with the ingredients you decide on doing. For each spell/step, brainstorm a couple options you could potentially do for that step. Here’s my example:

Ridding Scrutiny: burning, crushing, ripping, trapping in a jar, burying, locking away, cutting, throwing into the wind or into a body of water, snuffing out a candle.

Once you’ve got some potential actions written down, you can decide on which one works best for your particular spell.

Step 3: Decide on materials for each step.

For this step, I advise that you coincide the magical properties of the materials to the purpose of the spell. For example, I had originally thought of ripping up rose petals for the banishing spell, but later decided that that wouldn’t work. Roses symbolize love and peace, and it makes no sense to banish that from my life, when I really want to banish the weight of other peoples’ expectations set on me.

Now that you know exactly what your intentions are, and what actions you’ll be doing with the materials, it’ll be easier to decide on which ingredients to use when. These ingredients don’t only include herbs or crystals–I included mirrors, sticky notes, cleaning wipes, washcloth, and anything else I needed.

I know these are listed as only three basic steps, but hopefully it helps you form an idea on how to design complex spells. If you have any extra ideas or questions, add on to this post, or message me anytime. ☆=(ゝω・)/

That’s all from me for now! Blessed be!! ( ´ ∀`) /.☆.。.:*・°

firework615  asked:

Can you please do jealous!Budo sometime? I mean, yan-chan is pretty, she's sure to have some admirers... Sorryandthanks!! ((I LOVE your ayando art tho... Can I possibly see more of the art you've done? Sorry about your other account, by the way Q~Q))

Aaaah thank you so much //hugs you // Nah, no worries about it, I got used to having a new fresh blog now ;D May I combine 2 ideas ?

Cause Yandere Budo can totally be a jealous one … >B)

  • Yandere-chan: Oka, I want to help you become happy with who you are. And I know just the training you need to do that!
  • Oka: Yan-chan... Y-you're gonna train me??
  • Yandere-chan: Pft, what? Me?
  • *door bursts open*
  • Yandere-chan: Nah, I'm gonna get Budo to do it.
  • Budo: GET THOSE BONES SHAKIN'!!!! WE'RE GONNA JOG 100 LAPS HOOTING ABOUT HOW GREAT WE ARE!!!