simpsons marathon

Being friends with Liam would include:

-       Flirty comments (from both ends)

-       Cuddles

-       Hacky sack

-       Beer

-       Pizza or tacos (or both) for a midnight snack

-       Lying around in dressing gowns in hotel rooms

-       Swimming naked in the hotel pool at midnight

-       Stealing his hoodies when you are cold

-       Him going through you underwear draw

-       Him commenting on your clothes because he thinks he’s helping

-       Looking over his shoulder while he’s writing song lyrics

-       Him slapping your hand if you try and touch his notebook

-       Prank calling Niall

-       Breaking stuff while out shopping

-       Him buying you stuff you don’t need

-       Driving and getting lost

-       Looking after each other when you get drunk

-       Wrestling each other

-       Singing cheesy 80s songs

-       Simpsons marathons

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I started marathoning The Simpsons again from the top because I apparently want to suffer? I just finished all of season one, here are two small Smithers doodles that I was debating posting or not. Y’all seemed to like my other art of him so why not

That first one is a redraw of a cute pic I found on google images, thanks google images


Yesterday, we pulled off something so unique and special. Matt Selman (Simpsons writer since 1997) and I co-hosted a Simpsons marathon live video feed. For eight hours and twenty six minutes we watched Simpsons episodes during the FXX marathon and talked about everything Simpsons. Throughout the thirty two guests that showed up, we hear never before told stories, songs, jokes, characters, everything. If you are a Simpsons fan, this will be an enormous treat. You get behind the scenes insight on everything. There is so much awesome in this eight hour YouTube clip which i had no idea was being saved. If you want to watch along with the TV, the Livestream started somewhere during Deep Space Homer.

Here’s the guest list rundown.

0:00:00- We have no idea we are being recorded yet w/ Josh Dove

0:06:41- Hosts Matt Selman (Simpsons writer) and Ben Schwartz (me)

0:16:45- Narf (Neil Campbell)- Famous Simpsons Bootlegger

0:49:00- Prof. James Bringum (Todd Fasen)- Only likes the Harvard jokes

1:04:24- Bonnie Pietila- Casting Director/producer since Tracey Ullman

1:27:19- Josh Weinstein- Writer seasons 4-8/Showrunner seasons 7-8

2:16:25- Adam Pally (Mindy Project), Gil Ozeri (Brooklyn 99)- Fans

2:16:30- Kendall (Alex Fernie)- Conspiracy theorist

2:51:00- Jesse Stern (Writer for COD:Modern Warfare  & Titanfall) -Fan

3:41:25- Allie Goertz- Sings Simpsons songs she wrote

3:49:35 - Joel Cohen and his daughter- Simpsons writer since 2001

4:05:27- Stonecutters LA- LA based Simpsons Trivia group

4:14:45- Patrick Cassels (CollegeHumor)- Fan

4:18:30- Allie sings her Milhouse Song

4:24:20- Michael Price- Simpsons writer since 2002

4:51:30- Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang Bang Host, Mr. Show)- Fan

5:02:00- Mike Scully- Simpsons writer since 1993/Showrunner season 9-12

5:30:50- Jon Kern- Simpsons writer since 2012

5:45:30 - Nelson Franklin (The Millers)- Fan

5:51:20- Joshua Taback- Simpsons character layout artist

5:54:40- Shaun Cashman- Simpsons director/character layout artist

6:34:20- Kevin Porter (Photographer)- Fan

6:39:00- Carolyn Omine- Simpsons writer since 1998

6:45:30- Tim Long- Simpsons writer since 1998

7:33:00- Jeff Westbrook- Simpsons writer since 2005

7:34:25- Razzle (Comedian)- Fan

7:35:30- Greg Tuculescu (Actor/Comedian)- Fan

7:42:23- Joe Clabby- Al Jean’s assistant since 2011

8:26:32- El Fin

An enormous thank you to Matt Selman for co-hosting and putting this together with me, to all of the amazing guests for coming on, to Kevin Porter for taking photos for over eight hours, to Josh Dove, Andrew Mallonee and Derrick for helping out, a HUGE thank you to Jesse Hara and Haven for supplying us with food, a computer and a room to pull this whole thing off and the biggest thanks of all to The Simpsons for meaning so much to so many for the past twenty five years.

Watch the FULL VIDEO streaming above or by CLICKING HERE


In honor of the “The Simpsons” marathon, we bring you (almost) every “doh!” Ever.


Ay, caramba!

Uproxx has the complete schedule of every episode of FXX’s ‘The Simpsons’ Marathon.

The marathon lasts 12 days and starts at 9 a.m. Central Time on Thursday, Aug. 21. It ends on Monday, Sept. 1, which just so happens to be Labor Day, at 10:59 p.m. Central Time.

Who needs the Quickie Mart?

During that glorious butt-numbing, couch-indenting time you’ll see 552 episodes and one feature-length movie. The writer, Ashley Burns*, is very clear when she writes “DO NOT ATTEMPT TO WATCH EVERY EPISODE!!!” although she recognizes that people will still try.

*Wait, wait, wait … the last name of the person who wrote this is Burns? Excellent. 

Now if you’ll excuse me, you people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college.