Really Good Until Seasonal Rot Hit It Hard ft. Ivan Astronomonov/"Susan" and Retcons
The Powerpuff Girls:
NO ONE talks about the last two seasons, but the movie is fair game. Also, can the franchise die already before it turns into the Simpsons?
Codename Kids Next Door:
seasonal rot crept into this show like a virus, but yes, it deserves a spinoff because it had that Galactic Kids Next Door plot thread left hanging--I'm serious!
Ed Edd n' Eddy:
it went out on a high note, didn't it? Please leave it at that high note so it won't end up like The Powerpuff Girls: milked to eternity and then forcibly rebooted with an ugly artstyle
Grim and Evil:
aka: Fred Fredburger and Mandy Morphed Into A God Near The End of Its Run + originally good animation and then major downgrade halfway through
Cow and Chicken:
The Red Guy. Admit it, it was really all about him, the parents' heads, and the voice of Chicken.
1997 the Cartoon. If it were made today...yikes, all the picket signs...
Sheep in the Big City:
Sheep in the Big Cafeteria.
A/N: this was requested by anon so enjoyyyy xxxx. this took me agessss to put together i hope y'all like it!!
request: Please could you do a Brad smut, maybe you have flown out to Australia from England for a week to join ur boyfriend Brad on tour and you are going to a show with him and you go with him to his massage and he is really hot and with you there it is even better! You keep teasing him throughout the night and wear a nice dress to the show, and things - then later on after the show you get back to the hotel and Brad finally gets what he wants - please could you make it quite long - thank you xxxxxxxx
you got a call a few weeks ago from james saying that you should surprise brad in australia since you’d be on break that week anyway. you were packing for the australia trip, you haven’t seen brad in about a month, which is less than normal but you dont get a lot of time to spend with each other normally. you made sure you had the main things in your purse : a passport, ID, makeup, phone charger, and a pack of gum. your flight was at 8pm and you would get to australia at around 3:30 PM there time.
you eventually made it to the airport where you pushed through the motions of getting your bags checked in, then through the process of checking your carry on until you finally made it on the plane. you fell asleep for a good 7 hours towards the middle of the flight, but you still had about 7 more hours to the flight. you tried to pass the time by watching movies but the time still dragged as it had been a really long flight. when they said you were landing, you had never been so excited to hear a flight attendant talk to you. you admired the pretty skyscape as the plane landed in sydney, australia.
you followed the line of people through customs, and then through baggage claim. Once you got your bags you headed towards the bathroom to freshen up; put your contacts in, put minimal makeup on, and brush through your hair. you decided to call james to let him know you’d be on your way soon.
“hey james, i just got to the airport ill be there in about an hour or so is that cool?”
“yeah thats fine, he has no idea by the way. text me when you’re close and ill wait outside so they dont give you trouble getting in”
“sounds good, see you in a bit”
“see you later, bye”
you called a taxi to get to the venue and put your luggage in the backseat, while you sat next to your luggage. it was a silent trip for the most part besides you telling him where the location was and paying him at the end. for some a ride like that might be quite awkward which you cant deny it was but you got through it by listening to music.
once you were within 5 minutes of the venue you texted james to wait for you outside. you handed the man the money and hoped out of the car when you saw james. james gave you a big hug, as you were pretty close with all the boys. “we’ll put your stuff in the van” he said walking with you into a parking lot where you saw their black van in which you but all of youre luggage in.
“so brad has no idea?” you said with excitement.
“nope he thinks i came out here to make a phone call” he snickered
“i cant wait to see his face when he sees me” you said still equally as excited.
we walked into the backstage area and they gave me a laminated pass to go backstage in their dressing room. brad mustve been in the bathroom because the rest of the boys were on the couch. you whispered asking where brad was and they pointed to the bathroom. you decided to just take a seat on the couch and see if he notices.
he emerged from the bathroom in only a pair of skinny jeans, which was giving you a feeling that was really inappropriate for the moment.
“hey guys— HOLY SHIT THIS IS A JOKE THIS ISNT REAL” he said as he laid his eyes on you.
“nope, this is real babe. i missed you so much” you said hugging him tightly.
“this is insane,are you watching the show tonight?” he said eagerly.
“wouldnt miss it for the world BUT i heard somebody has a scheduled massage in 10 minutes” you said putting your hands in his.
“oh shit, i forgot. do you want me to cancel?” he asked sweetly.
“nonono my baby wants a massage, youll get one. come on ill come with” you urged.
the two of you arrived to the room with the massage table, where soon there would be a professional massaging your boyfriend. most women would be uncomfortable with this, but you know its only a de-stresser for him. plus its an excuse to see him close to naked right before you and you’d never put that down. he stripped to his boxers and laid on the table as you stood in front of him holding his hands with your fingers intertwined.
“you know what ive missed bradley” you said in a very sensual voice.
“whats that baby” he said looking at you directly in the eyes.
“every part of you” you said running your hand up his arm.
“mmh is that so baby girl” he said running his hands underneath your loose sleeveless shirt that had low cut sleeves.
“absolutely” you said kissing him.
“i.missed.you.so.much” he said giving you a kiss farther on your neck with each word.
you were interrupted by the masseuse, causing you to take a seat on one of the chairs against the wall.
he had nothing but boxers on and the towel covering only his underwear clad bottom, and lets just say brad wasn’t the only one sexually frustrated at the moment. the way he flexed his shoulders with his back bent was just a hot sight to see in general. You sat there for the most part on your phone, making eye contact with him every so often.
sooner or later, after playing the game of who could tease each other the most the massage was done with. brad put his shirt on and his pants, and walked over to you and kissed you like never before. “i will get you back later for that little act baby girl” he whispered hotly in your ear. “i have no idea what you’re talking about” you said faking innocence. “oh you know exactly what im talking about, ill deal with it later though i have a soundcheck soon alright baby?” he said kissing you goodbye. “ill see you after the show, youll do amazing” you said as you held on to his face for a little while.
you headed back to your room or more like brads dressing room, and took a shower before getting ready for the concert tonight. you put on a dress for the show it was short and black with a small slit in the middle of your chest with a halter top. you knew this dress was the perfect combination of conservative and teasing for bradley, also it was quite cute and you felt good in it. you slid yourself into a pair of flats and put some makeup on before going into the crowd before the concert.
when you got to the back of the crowded group of girls waiting for brad and the boys to perform when you felt a tap on your arm. it was a girl who looked maybe 14 and she had a vamps tshirt on and she was adorable. “are you, are you brads girlfriend?” she asked trying to figure it out. “yes, yes i am. but don’t hate me okay?” you joked being half serious. “no of course not! we love you guys together!” she said semi fangirling. “why thank you, means a lot to me actually.” you said smiling at the younger girl in front of you. soon the show started, you actually quite liked their music so you jammed most of the time. at some point the girl said that you should stand closer to the front so you snuck into maybe the second row so you could actually see brad.
after dancing and jamming out to your boyfriends band, you decided to meet him backstage right when the show ended. he was all hyped after the show, per usual messing around with connor and the boys. he noticed you were standing there and rushed over to you and hugged you, he was quite sweaty but you didnt really care.
“you look absolutely gorgeous tonight baby” he said in your ear holding your waist.
“why thank you” you said blushing slightly and looked up at him. he took your mouth on his own kissing you sweetly and cutely holding your hands.
“i love you so much you know that right?” he mumbles after kissing you.
“i love you too, so much bradley” you said holding brad by his face and playing with the end of his hair.
“come on why don’t we head back to our hotel” he said taking your hand in his. it was only a short drive to the hotel, and you didn’t talk much because the boys let him drive us in the car and they drove in the bus. when you got to the hotel brad put a do not disturb sign on the outside of the door.
“bradley simpson do you have some plans tonight? hmm?”
“oh you bet your ass i do come here baby girl” he said pulling you close and kissing you passionately. he laughed a little and pushed you on the bed right on top of you kissing down your neck teasing you.
“brad dont do this right noww” you whined.
“i have no idea what youre talking about darling” he said restating your words from earlier.
“now this dress is beautiful love, but id much rather it on my floor” he said laughing a little again. he unzipped the dress and slid it off of your body letting his hands roam around your body in the most loving way possible.
“ i missed you so much brad” you said holding his face lovingly before kissing him and pulling his shirt off of his body and running your hands down his stomach. before the both of you knew it you were both naked mumbling nothings to one another about missing each other and loving eachother.
he was on top of you and his lips traced from your neck to your breasts to all the way down to your hips. your breath hitched in your throat as he kissed along the inside of your thighs teasing you making you squirm.
“brad pleaseee” you said sexualy frustrated
“aw what’s wrong my baby doesnt like being teased hmm” he said blowing air on your already wet clit. you let out a strangled moan which made him chuckle a bit, before giving your clit the attention you wanted. his face was pressed on the inside of your thighs as he eat you out like it was his job. he would hum or moan every so often to get a reaction out of you resulting in squirming and hair pulling. he started to pump his long fingers in and out of your throbbing slit while his tongue was working on your clit, your body was beyond its ecstacy and you were about to cum. when brad realized this he pulled away from your sensitive area. “bradley will-” you were stopped when he pulled himself inside you.
“holy fucking shit” you said out of breath
“if my babys gonna cum shes gonna do it with me inside her” he snickered pushing himself out and back inside you. your moans only got louder as he was pushing inside you making you have the most mind blowing orgasm of your life.
“brad. that was. wow” you said out of breath as he collapsed next to you.
“youre just wow. baby girl that was so worth the wait” he said cuddling into you with his head in your neck, making you laugh a little.
“i love you alot” you admitted kissing him briefly.
“i love you baby” he said smiling before kissing you once more.
After that the two of you fell asleep right next to each other, absolutely butt naked because the both of you were too tired to even get up.