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Ilvermorny/Hogwarts Combos

I’ve seen a couple of these posts, so I thought I’d try my hand at it. Go through the potential combinations of Ilvermorny and Hogwarts houses and write a bit about what they represent to me. Not based on any data or polling, just on what seems to make sense to me:

Thunderbird Gryffindor: Thunderbird house is said to favour adventurers, and this is perhaps the most literal interpretation. Thundergryffins tend to be explorers and thrill seekers. Their bravery is not necessarily geared to some righteous cause (though this combo does not preclude that) they simply want their life filled with excitement. As such they can be easily bored which can make them irascible if they are deprived of stimulation. But they are bound to make interesting the lives of any who calls them friend.

Thunderbird Hufflepuff: Thunderpuffs focus on is on experiencing things with friends. These people are not ones for solitude, they will go stir crazy left on their own for a couple of days. It seems they’re always on lunches out, at parties, on trips. It’s not so much the activity that matters so much as the company. They just love people and want to experience as much of mankind as possible.

Thunderbird Ravenclaw: This is my house combination. Thunderclaws are the creatives and innovators. Luna and her parents would all find themselves in this category. If Thunderbirds are adventurers, Thunderclaws prefer to adventure via stories - sitting curled up with a good book as their mind takes them to far off worlds beyond anything that can be experienced in reality. They are dreamers and idealists and can often get their heads lost in the clouds. It can be painful for them when their dreams do not match up with reality and perhaps the oft-found obsession with fiction is an escape.

Thunderbird Slytherin: Thunderins are definitely more on the ambitious side of Slytherin house. They aspire to achieve greatness. For them their adventure is the road to success, and the luxuries that success brings. They definitely appreciate the finer things in life and their ambition tends to be towards living the high life rather than being some lofty goal. Nonetheless Thunderins are often some of the most driven and passionate folk you will ever meet.

Wumpus Gryffindor:  Unshakeable in their convictions and unmatched in their tenacity, Wumpindors are soldiers through and through. Their causes may be righteous or not, but like the beast from which House Wumpus gets its name, Wumpindors are nigh unstoppable. This combo has a dark reputation and Wumpindors may tend towards anger and aggression. They can be quick to see force as the best option in a crisis. They are ultimately fighters - Not merely people who will fight, but people for whom fighting is their way of life and their first resort.

Wumpus Hufflepuff: If you think of the quintessential social justice warrior, that is a Wumpuff. I do not use the term SJW in an inherently negative term as many do. Rather, Hufflepuffs are concerned with honour and fairplay and as such Wumpuffs cannot stand seeing injustice in the world and seek to eradicate it. They will fight fiercely to protect their friends, but their protective instincts apply to the whole world. This can result in them lashing out at people who they see as part of the problem but at their hearts they simply wish to fight for a better world.

Wumpus Ravenclaw: Wumpenclaws are the practical Ravenclaws. These people have ideas and they want them implemented damn it! They are excellent planners and incredibly organised. This combo favours strategists, business leaders and entrepreneurs.

Wumpus Slytherin: Ruthlessness incarnate, Wumperins have lofty ambitions and will do absolutely anything to achieve them. This is probably the combo with the darkest reputation. I would put Voldemort himself in this category. But do not let you think this is an inherently bad combo, any more than Slytherin itself is. If a Wumperin’s ambition is a benign one their passion for achieving their goals is bound to result in success. And if their cause is righteous, a Wumperin can spark a revolution.

Pukwudgie Gryffindor: Anyone would be fortunate to call a Pukindor a friend, for they are perhaps the fiercest allies one could have. Their loyalty and the bonds of friendship that they form are unbreakable. When their friends are down and out they will be the ones to light a fire beneath them, and then rain hell down on whoever did their friend wrong.

Pukwudgie Hufflepuff: In my mind Puffs and Puks have a lot of similarities, so a Puklepuff represents the idea of the quintessential Hufflepuff. These people are the gentlest souls you will ever meet, kind, nurturing and supportive. The Cinammon Rolls of the world. They may well be great cooks or simply have a great love of food - or indeed of anything which brings people together.

Pukwudgie Ravenclaws: Pukenclaws are people who use their ideas and intellect to help others. Pukwudgies are known for being healers and it is in this combination that that becomes most literal - Pukenclaws are often Doctors, nurses, vets or surgeons. In their day to day life they are adept at finding the easiest solutions to problems - the masters of “lifehacks”.

Pukwudgie Slytherin: I’ve often said that Slytherins are the type of people to low-key ruin the lives of anyone who wrongs their friends. People often overlook that Slytherins are incredibly loyal to one another and it is in the Pukerin combo that this quality shines through. The focus here is less on ambition and more on cunning and ruthlessness - more specifically the cunning and ruthlessness required for the Pukerins family (be that literal and/or metaphorical) to survive. And when they or their loved ones are wronged, they are not above enacting a terrible, yet subtle vengeance.

Horned Serpent Gryffindors: Serpendors are people with an area (or areas) of expertise and they know it. They are self-assured in what they are good at (and know what they are bad at) and this surety results in unmatched confidence and competence in that area. That classic Gryffindor bravery comes through in their ideas and their execution. They are independent and efficient. Hermione would be a proud Serpendor, as would McGonagall.

Horned Serpent Hufflepuffs: An unusual combination, as the warmth and heart of Hufflepuff may seem at odds with the detached analysis of Horned Serpent. However funnily enough I think that Isolt Sayre herself falls into this combo. Serpenpuffs know people. They are excellent judges of character and know what makes people tick. They may find promising careers in psychology. They are well meaning but they may feel the need to coddle their friends and family (just as Isolt refused to tell her children of Gormlaith even into their teenage years) and they can at times be aloof and irascible. If you are friends with a Serpenpuff you can probably expect a couple of fallings out (just as Isolt did with William), but in the end they care for their loved ones deeply.

Horned Serpent Ravenclaws: These two houses share many similarities, and of the four Ilvermorny Houses, Horned Serpent is the one with the most direct Hogwarts counterpart here. As such Serpentclaws represent the “stereotypical” Ravenclaw. Aloof, cool and analytical, these are the academics. Their work is done in papers and in the lab, but the implications can be world changing. They need to be mentally stimulated at all times and as such prefer the company of other intellectuals.

Horned Serpent Slytherins: Slytherserpents have a focus on the cunning aspect of Slytherin house. They are always the ones with the plan and that plan is more often than not at least a little underhanded. While other Slytherins may let their ambitions outmatch their abilities, Slytherserpents never have this problem. They do not achieve their ends through brute force and ruthlessness (as Wumperins do) but through subtle tricks and manipulations.

Is that my shirt?

Damon x reader

“Is that my shirt?”

Damon sauntered into the kitchen where you were cooking and leant against a counter top. “Hey,” you greeted him cheerily without turning around.

“Hey,” he replied. “Have you only just got up?” he inquired, noticing that you appeared to be cooking breakfast. 
“Maybe…?” You teased, knowing how late it was and Damon’s tendency to be more of an early riser.

“Maybe? Y/N, you may as well scrap the breakfast, it’s basically lunchtime.”

“But I was making pancakes!”

“Oooh, pancakes! I take it back, keep cooking.” You turned to grin at him in response, revealing the chocolate sauce smeared around the edges of your lips. “Couldn’t wait?” asked Damon, gesturing to his own lips.

“Hm?” You looked confusedly at Damon before realising what he meant. “Oh.” You ducked down to peer into the microwave so you could see your reflection, then stuck out your tongue to try and reach the chocolate. After a few moments of you trying without success, Damon walked over, smirking. You turned around to allow him to rub the chocolate off, before he leant in to give you a quick peck on the lips.

“Tastes good,” he said with a wink, before sitting down at the kitchen island. He simply watched you cook for a few minutes. Slowly, a frown stole its way across his face. “Y/N?” 

“Yep,” you replied distractedly, focusing mainly on trying to cook your pancake. You ran a spatula around the edges of the pan, trying to loosen it so that it would be easier to flip.

“Is that my shirt?”

“Is that your what?” You flung the pancake into the air, turning your attention away for a moment to look at Damon, waiting for him to repeat what he had said. In that moment, the pancake had flew nowhere near the direction of your pan, and landed on your shoulder. It split into a few pieces, which arranged themselves haphazardly over your shoulders. Damon groaned audibly.

“I said, is that my shirt?”

“Oh crap,” you said, with an increasingly guilty expression. “Yeah, I…I think it might be.”

“You definitely owe me one,” replied Damon, looking less than impressed.

“Pancake?” was your response, as you held up a shred of the one scattered around your head with a laugh.

Safe Place - Luke Hemmings/(Y/N) Series - Part One

Okay, so a few of you said you’d be interested in reading my series that I wrote a few months back. So here it is :) I hope you like it! Let me know what you guys think <3


Luke’s POV

I walk down the familiar hallway to my flat, my feet bouncing with excitement as I make my way through the run-down building. The boys and I have just finished a press tour to promote our next album, but thankfully, I wasn’t gone very long. It was a few weeks in LA, a week in London, and a week in Australia, which comparatively speaking isn’t too bad. I see our door down at the end of the never-ending hallway and my heart skips a beat.

I’m not so much excited about being back in my apartment as I am to see my best friend and roommate, (Y/N). We’ve been best friends since secondary school, and when she turned eighteen we decided to get an apartment together. In all honesty, it’s mostly her apartment since I’m gone most of the time, but I still pay half of the rent. When the band first started to get big, I had planned on just saving my money and getting an apartment somewhere in America like New York or LA. But after she finished high school, (Y/N) asked me to be her roommate, and I just can’t say no to her.

A smile forms on my lips as I finally reach the door. I notice that it’s cracked open very slightly and I freeze for a moment. I check my watch and see that it’s only 11 AM, so (Y/N) should still be at work. I begin to brace myself to attack the intruder until I smell burnt food wafting from the kitchen. At that point I know it must be (Y/N) because despite her many talents, she is a terrible cook.

I very carefully push the door open and walk through the living room. Just seeing our old couch and tv makes me smile even wider. I really have missed being here. I drop my bag near the edge of the living room and head toward the kitchen. I have to stifle a laugh when I see (Y/N) dancing around the kitchen with her headphones in while she stirs something on the stove. I casually lean against the doorframe and wait for her to notice my presence. After a few more minutes of jumping around and quietly singing along to the music in her ears, she finally turns around. Her eyes go wide and she immediately drops the spoon that she’s holding and it hits the floor with a loud clang. She glares at me as she pulls the headphones out of her ears and places one of her hands on her heaving chest.

“You can’t scare me like that, Hemmings!” She breathes as a smile stretches across her lips.

Before I even have time to respond, she lunges toward me. I’m able to catch her just before we both go toppling to the ground. She wraps her arms around my beck and buries her face in my shoulder.

“I missed you,” I say once I’ve steadied myself.

I feel her nod against my shoulder. “You can’t leave me for that long ever again,” she whines.

She says this every time I come home, and sometimes I wish I could just stay here with her all the time, but I know I can’t. She loosens her grip on me and I gently set her back down on the floor.

“Have you been working out?” She asks as she reaches out and squeezes my bicep. “You used to struggle to hold me like that,” she teases.

“Please,” I snort. “You weigh like two pounds. Even weakling Luke could pick you up with no trouble.”

She smiles, and I swear the whole room gets brighter. She has the most beautiful smile I have ever seen, and it never ceases to knock me off my feet.

“It gets so lonely here at night,” she says as her smile suddenly fades. “The other night, oh my gosh, I almost had a heart attack. There was this creaking noise…” her voice seems to fade out as my eyes focus in on the hint of a bruise that’s fading underneath her right eye. “…I pick up my hair dryer and start walking around the apartment looking for intruders and-“

She stops talking when she sees me staring at her.

“What?” She asks, laughing nervously.

“What happened to your eye? It looks bruised,” I say as I reach out and brush my fingers over the fading yellow spot.

A shiver runs through her as soon as my hand touches her and her eyes immediately fall to the floor.

“Oh,” she says, her eyes suddenly unable to meet mine. “I did that at work the other day.”

She’s never been a good liar, and I’ve known her long enough to know when she’s trying to cover something up.

“Oh yeah, that riveting library job,” I say sarcastically. “Must get pretty crazy in there.”

She lets out an insincere laugh as she turns back to face the stove. “Speaking of work,” she not-so-subtly changes the subject. “I took the day off so that I could be here when you get home. I wanted to make you a special dinner for your grand return,” She says, gesturing toward the burnt food on the stove. “However, after three attempts, I’ve begun to realize that I simply can’t cook.”

I laugh as she turns the stove off and officially admits defeat.

“So, pizza?” She asks.

I nod. “Pizza sounds good.”

She picks up her cell phone to order the pizza and I grab my bags and carry them to my room. I open the door and am met with a perfectly clean bedroom, which I know for a fact is not how I left it. (Y/N) must’ve cleaned it while I was away. She steps into my doorway a few minutes later as I’m beginning to put some of my clothes away.

“You could at least fold your clothes before you put them in the dresser,” she sighs, a small smile still on her lips.

I roll my eyes playfully and attempt to fold the shirt in my hands before giving up and shoving it in the drawer with everything else. She laughs.

“Oh, I don’t know if you have plans tonight, but Jonah is coming over for dinner,” she says, sitting down on my bed and folding the rest of the clothes that are in my suitcase. I guess she got tired of watching me messily shove them away.

I try to keep the disgust off of my face as she mentions her boyfriend, Jonah. I know I should be supportive of her relationship since she’s my best friend, but I just can’t. She deserves better than him. He’s not a terrible guy, but he’s just not nearly good enough for her.

“I was actually just planning to sleep,” I admit. “Jet lag is starting to hit me.”

I could be imagining it, but I swear her smile falters ever so slightly when I say that, but she nods.

“So you and Jonah just try not to make the bed creak too much, huh?” 

The words taste like vinegar coming out of my mouth. I can’t believe I just make a joke about her having sex with that idiot.

She tenses up at my attempted joke, and she suddenly stands up and walks toward the door.

“I’m gonna go wait for the pizza,” she says. 

Something is definitely off about her voice. Did I offend her somehow?

“(Y/N)?” I ask, but she’s already out the door.

Something has changed since I left; something big.

You Are In My Heart.

Prompts: “I don’t want to have a baby.” “Go then, leave! See if I care!”

Relationship: Lovers and Exs

Fandom: Young Justice

Character: Kaldur and Wally

Warning: Kaldur is an ass in this fic.

A/N: This fic wasn’t met to turn out the way it did. But it snowballed and I feel in love with how it turned out.

You swore that your heart broke with Kaldur’s words.

“I don’t want to have a baby.”


You had just told your fiancé Kaldur that you were pregnant which was a surprise seeing as you were an alien and he was an Atlantean. You thought that he would be happy at the fact that the two of you were having a child. Yes, earlier than you thought but still, instead he told you that he didn’t want the child growing inside of you. Then his com went off, he answered it and gave you a look. The team needed him.

“Go then, leave! See if I care!” You turned away from him, Kaldur left without a goodbye, the door closing sounding that he was gone from the apartment and for you out of your life. You packed up anything you needed in a suitcase called Wally since he was one of your closest friends and you knew he had a free room ever since Artemis and he broke up.

“Y/N. Hey, what’s up?” Wally asked as he answered your call.

“Hey, Walls. You still looking for a roommate?” You asked.

“Ya. Why you got someone looking to move out here?”

“Ya.”

“Who?”

“Me.” There was a pause as you when through the apartment getting anything you needed. After a minute Wally started to talk.

“What about Kaldur? You two are engaged and I thought living together?”

“Something happened that I don’t want to talk about over the phone. Can I stay for a bit?”

“Sure. I’ll fix up the guest room for you.”

“Thank you, Wally. You are the best.”

“Anything for you doll.” You smiled lightly as you finished getting everything together. You set your bags at the door, you when to the coffee table and wrote out a letter to Kaldur. Once you finished the letter you slipped silver engagement ring off your finger and set it with the letter. All you dreams with Kaldur had disappeared that afternoon. But you wouldn’t blame it on the baby, they hadn’t done anything wrong. You left your key to the apartment on the coffee table as well, there was no point in happening it. Picking up your bags you head out of the apartment building, getting a cab you gave the driver direction to zeta tube close by. Will it was a few blocks off to make it look they you were going to a pizza shop. Once you paid the man and got your bags you walked down the five blocks and unlocking the door to a building with a code you walked in. The building was empty, dust covered every surface, the windows were reinforced and tinted. You headed to the very back room and stood on the platform.

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anonymous asked:

Your Ebook is based on Harleys advice but you disagree with him now. Time to give refunds Bonny! You are just money hungry 😟

That’s funny last time I checked my ebook said nothing about 10-20 bananas smoothies with cups of sugar, cereal with sugar for dinner, sugar water all day, sprite for meals, white rice with jam all day or riding a bike 8 hours a day. That to me is Harley’s advice. My ebook is a “High carb” vegan recipe book and “high carb” is very general and many many other people promote it including doctors. I was not following rawrill4 when I made it. OR Harley’s advice.

Actually two years ago he told me to throw away my expensive camera, fuck off photography, and never spend more then 2 minutes preparing meals. THAT was his advice. Yet somehow my ebook which is full of whole food vegan recipes is based on his advice?…Just because I have a few smoothie recipes in there? haha. Harley couldn’t make the recipes in my book if his life depended on it because he simply can’t cook. He never has promoted cooking or how to prepare meals.

I did however have a very small section saying I roughly followed an 80/10/10 ratio (which I have since changed) And my reference in the ebook was dr mcdougall not Harley.

I am still high carb, I still eat all the recipes in my ebook and after all it is, is a recipe book with high carb vegan recipes. Not a meal plan or a weight loss book😂 just some of my fav recipes that I still eat. Any info I no longer follow to the T has been changed. I don’t think fruit is toxic or bananas are bad at all. I just prefer to not eat it for breakfast and lunch everyday….my ebook doesn’t promote that and never did. If you want to have a smoothie for breakfast go for it👌🏼

I’m money hungry?.. haha yet my ebook was and still is the cheapest vegan recipe book online. Whilst Harley sells his for $30 and now has stolen freelees to sell.

Projection, projection, projection…

I understand these question are probably just Harley or his trolls but if anyone that bought my ebook is ACTUALLY displeased, or has any issues. Email me at hello@bonnyrebecca 😘

I REALLY don’t want to talk about this drama but I have to stand up for myself when people make up blatant lies. I worked really hard on that ebook, creating some of my favourite recipes! So of course I’ll get defensive when someone is manipulating the truth for their own agenda.

Dating Ignis/ Blind!

Here’s another headcanon. Blind Ignis may have a sad story, but he makes me smile to the point of blushing. I really enjoyed thinking about this. Enjoy!


-       He can be very emotional at times. Even though he doesn’t show it on his face, you know him well enough that you can see the signs. “Iggy, talk to me. What’s on your mind?”

-      He needs a little more help but rarely asks. (You help anyways because stubborn Ignis is stubborn)

-       You actually find his stubbornness ridiculously adorable.

-       You love reading to him, even if it’s work related. He finds the sound of your voice soothing.

-       Vision impairment hasn’t hindered his love for cooking. Seriously, he’s still a wiz in the kitchen! You sometimes sit in the kitchen just to watch him go. “Cooking simply takes a good sense of taste…and knowing the difference between hot and cold my dear he’d grin.

- He still manages to crack his cornball puns and jokes. Ohhh the sass is still strong. One of the things that made you fall head over heels for him.

-      He sometimes worries that he has become a burden, but with lots of kisses and endless lovemaking, you literally reassure him that everything is fine. “I-I apologize, y/n…” You cup his cheeks “nonsense, Ignis. You are still perfect and I love you

-      He still has a hard time believing it. (Stubborn Iggy strikes again)

-       You love his scars because they tell a story of someone who is willing to do anything for the person/people he cares most about; even if it meant putting himself in harms way. “Do you really like them, kitten?” You place a gentle kiss on his closed eye  “They’re beautiful

-      He loves when you trace them while you’re cuddled up with each other.

-      Intimacy was difficult at first. Ignis worried that his impairment would slow him down or leave things unenjoyable for you but it was the complete opposite. Your image was etched into his memory before he lost his vision, and with his hearing and sense of touch heightened, the pleasure seemed to double. “You still feel as wonderful as I remember, y/n.

-      Oh how he still wished he could see the look on your face when you’re a withering mess beneath him.

-      Even though he can get around fairly well on his own, he still asks you to guide him. (His excuse to hold your hand all the time. He adores your touch. Not that you’re complaining)

-       You love helping him with his clothes. Buttoning his shirts, adjusting his collar, and even helping him spike his hair!

-       Through everything, he still thinks of your wellbeing first.

-       He feels utterly lucky to have someone like you by his side.

“What has a man like me done to deserve such a loving creature?

The Pirate Chef, Ch. 8 (8/8)

CS AU: When all her planned work for the upcoming special in the show she produces falls apart, Emma Swan is forced to work with the networks rising star. And she doesn’t think anything good will come out of it.

Shotouts to @fairytalesandtimetravel for the amazing arts he did for this! and both @sambethe and @nowforruin that have been sounding boards, betas, translators when I ran out of words in my meagre English lexicons and cheerleaders to no end. Thank you so much for the support.

This is also dedicated to @kat2609 , @amagicalship and @brooke-to-broch

Tagging @kdanna03 , @the-lady-of-misthaven , @chrissascorner , @teamhook ,   @deathbycaptainswan ,  @in-spirational  @forget-me-not-s , @wholockgal , @swanandapirate and @mayquita  If you want to be tagged in future chapters, let me know!

Ao3    FF.net  On Tumblr Ch1 Ch2 Ch3 Ch4 Ch5 Ch6 Ch7

A/N: This is it, the end of the road. thank you so much to all of you for reading and commenting and sticking to it. I had a lot of fun writing this one. As for future projects, I’ll be resuming my canon reversal, Time Upon Once, and a few other things in between. 

Week #7 London

The trip to London was a quiet one. Killian had chosen to ride with Tink and Liam separately, sending his apologies beforehand to the rest of the team. There were gloomy faces among most of the crew, the weeks on the road taking a toll on everyone and adding to the dreaded sense of finality. Despite the early hours and crazy days, there had been such camaraderie between the teams that it seemed it was hard for everyone to see the season come to an end. Adding to that was the fact they weren’t sure if this would be a one-time thing. They all had hopes the audience would react positively to the new spin on the collaborative show. Tink and Emma thought they had a great show and that their audiences would love it. They all hoped the network would choose to continue with the format in upcoming years, but even if the show was a success, there still could be a million reasons why this might not happen again.

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label masterlist pt 1

after many, many requests, i’ve finally created my own label masterlist. the following 8 labels are all inspired by the aesthete and relate to such to some extent. they cover all sorts of characters from artistic and knowledgeable, to the foodies to the self-indulgent and pleasure seekers. depending on the response this receives, i may post another label masterlist similar to this. so i’d love to hear your feedback on what you guys think of the labels below. likes and reblogs are great and highly appreciated but they’re not required. if there’s any labels that you’re not sure of or would like a deeper insight to, feel free to ask me and i’ll be more than happy to explain further. enjoy !!

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Vegan rant.

So, because tomorrow is Easter and we don’t have classes until next week, our classmates and I decided to have lunch together. We reserved a table for 12 and told the receptionist that I was vegan. He obviously had no idea what that meant so I explained what I eat and the things I don’t, and we agreeded that I they were going to prepare auteed vegetables.
Ok, so we ate some salad (you could pick your ingredients so that was fine) but then they started serving the main dish and, after 10 minutes, the waitress came with a plate with a bit of hummus, carrot, cucumber and cherry tomatoes…. I asked her what happened with my veggies. She took my hummus and I had to wait 10 minutes more.

I finally had my lunch and started eating………. but oh surprise! I found two little prawns in my veggies. My theory is that they simply cooked those frozen vegetables that have prawns and they didn’t even care to remove them.

Do they even know what cross contamination means? What if I was allergic???? Fucking disgusting. I still had to pay the same as my classmates but I ate NOTHING.

Then they as us vegans why are we mad all the time. Because carnists are always saying they we should respect them but they don’t respect us, because I can’t have luch with my classmates, because apparently frying some vegetables is too complicated, because now I’m feeling really bad (and not physically but mentally and my anxiety is also helping a lot) and because I’m a fucking customer and they have to respect me like the others.

Mitch Marner #4

A/N: since my last mitch imagine was kinda sad, i decided i would turn it around and write a cute fluffy kinda imagine :) requests are open!!!

Word Count: 1,367

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“I know, I’m just tired that’s about it,” you said into your phone while struggling to get your house key. Between talking on the phone, having a bag of take out in one hand, and trying to handle your daily planner and keys in the other hand - it took some time before you had the key in the hole and turned it to unlock the front door. 

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Baking with Bucky (BuckyxReader)

HERES A NEW ONESHOT BASED ON BUCKY BECAUSE WE LOVE HIM (and more Hamilton references very sorry it’s my favorite musical)

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You drag your boyfriend to the kitchen, where you already have everything set up.

“Y/N, what are we doing?”, Bucky asks, running his metal hand through his hair.

You roll your eyes. “It’s called baking, babe! It’s fun!”

He chuckles. “I know what baking is.”

“GOOD! Now grab an apron, ‘cause I wants me some cookies!”

Bucky loved how adorable you were. Some people thought that someone so serious could never be with someone so… not. But you and Bucky were perfect for each other. He was your cooling factor, and you were his energizer bunny.

When Bucky was putting on his apron, you grab the recipe book and look over the recipe one last time, even though you know it by heart.

“Ready, babe?”

You whip around to see him in a flowery apron and a chef hat. You burst out laughing. He pouted.

“Is someone jealous?”, he said with a smirk.

“Oh, very,” you replied, putting on a matching apron and hat.

You rummaged through all the ingredients to make sure you had everything.

“Buck, can you turn on the radio?”, you ask.

He walks over to, in Tony’s words, THE VERY EXPENSIVE RADIO THAT COSTS MORE THAN YOUR LIFE. He presses the ON button and the next thing you hear is the opening riff to “Alexander Hamilton”.

“You know me so well,” you comment. “Let’s get to work.”

The one thing you two always took pride in was how well you worked together. Whether it’s on a mission, grocery shopping, or simply cooking, you and your Bucky were swift as can be. However, when Hamilton is playing, all you two can do is sing along.

As you were measuring out the flour, Bucky picked up a spoon and started singing along to the music.

“WHEN HE WAS TEN HIS FATHER SPLIT, FULL OF IT, DEBT RIDDEN. TWO YEARS AND WE SEE ALEX AND HIS MOTHER BED RIDDEN, HALF DEAD!”

You grab a spatula and decide to join him. “SITTIN IN HIS ROOM SICK, THE SCENT THICK!”

“THEN ALEX GOT BETTER, BUT HIS MOTHER WENT QUICK!”

You burst out laughing and go back to measuring the dry ingredients. Bucky puts down the spoon and measures out the wet ingredients, still singing along to the music. After the song ends, you’d think that he would stop singing. Boy, were you wrong.

You hear Cabinet Battle #1 play next.

“Babe!”, he shouts. “RAP BATTLE!”

He picks up the spoon again and starts rapping Thomas Jefferson’s part. You roll your eyes as you mix the dry and wet ingredients together.

“LIFE, LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS! WE FOUGHT FOR THESE IDEALS, WE SHOULDN’T SETTLE FOR LESS! THESE ARE WISE WORDS, ENTERPRISING MEN QUOTE ‘EM. DON’T ACT SURPRISED, YOU GUYS, 'CAUSE I WROTE 'EM!”

You absolutely loved when Bucky got like this. Carefree, happy, not remembering his Hydra past. You’re glad he’s finally moved on from all of that, from the Winter Soldier. After his rap is finished, he turns to find the cookie tray. When he isn’t looking, you grab a spatula and begin Hamilton’s rap.

“THOMAS, THAT WAS A REAL NICE DECLARATION. WELCOME TO THE PRESENT, WE’RE RUNNING A REAL NATION! WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US, OR STAY MELLOW? DOING WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU DO IN MONTICELLO!”

You see Bucky looking at you with complete awe as he scoops the cookie dough onto the baking sheet. After you’re finished rapping, he runs up and kisses you.

“I honestly have the coolest girlfriend in the world,” he whispers.

“Well, right now, your girlfriend wants cookies,” you reply with a smirk on your face.

He chuckles and puts the tray of cookies into the oven. “Now, we just have to wait fifteen minutes.” He inches closer to you. “So… what should we do until then?”

“I think I know what,” you say as you grab him by his shirt and pull him closer.

“Cabinet Battle #2?”

“CABINET BATTLE #2!”

Post CA:CW

What I want to see more of in post-CA:CW fics:

º Rhodey and his leg prosthetics
º Tony trying to parent Peter (and just getting so exasperated but loves seeing the teenagers eyes light up when he talks to him and thinks of him as a son)
º Tony and Rhodey spending time together, just being best bros
º Peter actually meeting Rhodey officially, and Rhodey sees why Tony takes such a shine to him and instantly swears to teach and protect this boy
º Pepper and Tony talking again, and at least getting back to being friends (I mean, I ship them, but I also ship Stony, WinterIron, and Stuckony)
º Pepper rolling her eyes at Tony and Rhodey trying to parent Peter and steps in to help
º Tony becoming /only/ friends with Aunt May, despite stuff
º Vision learning to cook more, simply because Tony still isn’t that good at taking care of himself
º Natasha showing up at the compound every so often and also helps parent Peter (while also parenting Tony)
º Tony and Nats friendship
º Wanda and Wakanda doctors working to heal Bucky
º Bucky waking up and works with the others to heal
º Steve exploring Wakanda
º Sam and T'challas friendship
º Scott and Clint bonding over missing their families
º Each group holding their own when they are faced with problems that need superheros
º Natasha putting her foot down, and her and Pepper get the group’s together somewhere safe to make them work it out
º Tony apologizing to Bucky, but is only coldly polite to Steve
º Sam apologizing to Rhodey and them becoming friends
º Steve and Tony having a difficult time repairing their friendship and it takes time, and BOTH of them apologize and work it out, not just one goes begging to the other
º Bucky being fascinated by Tony and Peters science
º Protective Rhodey when Steve and Tony are together

Just, ugh, I have so many wants and this probably isn’t even half

since I’m procrastinating on the stuff I’m actually supposed to be writing and bc I was feeling emotional today I wrote a lowkey sad thing for you all lol. Basically the definition of hurt/comfort and angst?? Featuring sad JD and precious angel Veronica as usual. Here u go I hope you cry!!

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A small continuation of Charlie Weasley’s life story. Picks up where I left off here

  • A few years after the war, while the Weasley clan and the Ministry of Magic itself is still reeling and trying to figure out the right ways to proceed, Charlie is working at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes and trying to plan his next step. Ideally, he’d be working with his hands, absorbing himself in his work as completely as he did when he was working with dragons. It’s been nice, though, being so close to everyone, and to be on hand when George needs someone to cry to. 
  • The family is having Sunday dinner, everyone’s a little tipsy, and an idea begins to form in Charlie’s head while Ron is telling the dragon at Gringrotts story again.
  • The institutionalized fear, concealment, and killing of dragons…What if that never had to happen again? What if there were a place for dragons in England? What if we had a sanctuary so we could stop illegal trading?  What if I could protect them?
  • The problem isn’t so much the traders individually, because they buy and sell whatever they can get, it’s the fact that all of it is done underground and everyone - dragons, buyers, and sellers - ends up hurt. What if the laws meant to protect wizards and muggles alike from the dangers of unchecked dragon populations were shifted? What if no one had to be caught in that cycle anymore?
  • It takes a couple of frantic days and sleepless nights, but very soon, Charlie has drawn up a detailed plan for a ranch similar to the one he’d worked in Romania, but adjusted for England’s stricter rules. Thought it’s a little known, due to his quiet, relaxed aura, Charlie is just as nerdy as Percy, and just as thorough. The plan is complete with visual aids, and list after list after list of to-do’s, and S.M.A.R.T. goals. 
  • An important piece of the plan is, of course, his partner in crime. Who would he want by his side in this, but the only other dragon-crazy git in England? 
  • He stops by Hagrid’s hut late one evening, crazed with the sleeplessness of planning, and lays out everything he wants the ranch to be, how beautiful a place for dragons to breed, recover, and live in safety, away from Muggles and Ministry laws. How the two of them could work with dragons full time, always. Live and breathe their shared passion. 
  • Hagrid agrees, of course, and Charlie takes the plan to his favorite sister-in-law, who happens to be the Head of the new and improved Department of Magical Creatures. 
  • Hermione says that if they can get the funding together, the project really would make sense for everyone.  
  • It takes a year or two of intense planning, campaigning, budgeting, and eventually using the funds from the deserted Lestrange vault, where the dragon who had started the whole idea in the first place, had been contained for so many years, but the ranch dream becomes a reality. 
  • Hagrid and Charlie work together as a seamless team, buying dragons and dragon eggs off of illegal traders, living on the ranch in a cottage designed for the rural life the two of them were embarking upon. 
  • A few Shield Charmers come to the open field they’ve chosen for the project, set up a big enough space for the creatures to fly free, without bothering the people nearby, and it begins. 
  • Dragon-related crime stalls in its tracks, and dragon-related incidents affecting both wizards and muggles stop entirely. The ranch, this crazy dream, is working. 
  • Charlie works with dragons of all ages, sizes, temperaments, and breeds; grows orchids in the back garden; learns to cook simply but deliciously, and enjoys the rough, real work. 
  • He and Hagrid get close, of course, working and living so closely together, and Charlie is more comfortable with this arrangement than he’s ever been with anything ever. The work, and his partner in crime, fill him a purpose and inner peace he’s sure is what everyone must be looking for in romance. 
  • And he’s found it. 
Home, Chapter 14

TITLE: Home
CHAPTER NUMBER: 14/?
AUTHOR: Losille2000
WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: Actor!Tom
GENRE: Romance/Drama
FIC SUMMARY: Tom returns home grouchy and exhausted from a cramped flight after four months on the road for work. Unfortunately, there’s already someone sleeping in his bed.
RATING: M (sex, language)
WARNINGS:  None.
AUTHORS NOTES: Longer chapter than normal, but I don’t think you’ll complain. Thank you all so, so much for your support! Enjoy!

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sope for the ship thing!!

  • who hogs the duvet: Yoongi. Poor Hobi wakes up at least once a week in the middle of the night because he’s cold, only to look over and see that Yoongi has made himself a blanket cocoon (it’s too cute for him to ever complain about it tbh)
  • who texts/rings to check how their day is going: Both of them!! They’re always texting throughout the day, even if it’s just small “did you eat lunch?” “when was the last time you took a break to nap/relax/stretch?”
  • who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Hoseok! He’s always picking up on the smallest things that Yoongi mentions and will turn it into a silly gag gift that will make both of them laugh, while Yoongi still keeps it in Genius Labs or on the kitchen counter for Laughs (it’s how the ended up with a Domo themed toaster and why there’s this poster in Genius Labs)
  • who gets up first in the morning: They’re both horrible about getting out of bed unless it’s absolutely necessary. Sometime it’s Yoongi because he’s hungry, other time it’s Hoseok because he wanted to brush his teeth before the Morning Smooches started
  • who suggests new things in bed: Probably Hoseok. Yoongi knows what they both like and what works for both of them and is pretty content with that, so it’s usually Hobi who will come up to him and be like “
  • who cries at movies: Yoongi denies crying, but they both know that he 100% does. (Hoseok does too sometimes)
  • who gives unprompted massages: Both!! Hoseok’ll come up behind Yoongi while Yoongi is working on his laptop doing music stuff, and he’ll just start massaging over his shoulders, and sometimes they’re lounging on the couch, Yoongi sitting and Hobi laying down, and Yoongi will start massaging Hoseok’s feet for him.
  • who fusses over the other when they’re sick: I definietely feel like Yoongi is the Big Worrier whenever Hoseok gets sick, especially since he knows that sometimes Hoseok will overwork himself just because he doesn’t want to let the others down.
  • who gets jealous easiest: Yoongs lmao. But he’s lowkey about it, as in always standing a little closer to Hoseok or maybe holding his hand a little tighter.
  • who has the most embarrassing taste in music: J-HOOOOPPPEEE. Too many times has Yoongi walked into the practice room to where Hobi is dancing to like american 80′s synth/90′s boyband music and having the time of his life
  • who collects something unusual: It’s not really “unusual” per se, but they both like to collect cassette tapes, even if they never listen to them or have a player to listen to them on. It’s the #aesthetic and they like that they all have a unique story behind them (esp mixtape ones). Yoongi personally has a little collection of kumamon figurines, and Hoseok collects light house figurines since he loves the ocean.
  • who takes the longest to get ready: Surprisingly, Yoongi. He’s always picky about things like which belt to wear or if it’s a “beanie or baseball cap kind of day”. 
  • who is the most tidy and organised: They’re both pretty organised, but Hobi is probably just a little bit more tidy than Yoongs is.
  • who gets most excited about the holidays: Both!! They love the holidays, regardless of what it is (And they always take those silly couple selfies together in matching sweaters/holiday themed outfits
  • who is the big spoon/little spoon: I will fight anyone who says that Yoongi isn’t a little spoon. Have you seen the way that he naturally sleeps??
  • who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: YOONGI. Game nights are always a disaster because they always end with Yoongi claiming that he really won or there was a draft that messed up his dice roll or that he “really did sneeze” after knocking over half of the board.
  • who starts the most arguments: Admittedly Hoseok. Yoongi claims that he’s making a deal out of nothing, and it’ll be taken care of when it needs to be. Hoseok claims that Yoongi just doesn’t care and should save them both time and admit it.
  • who suggests that they buy a pet: It’s a mutual decision, really. They figure that Holly and Mickey both need another friend, so why not make it a mutual adoption?
  • what couple traditions they have: Every free Saturday that they have together, they make up a sheet fort in the dining room and watch movies together, all cuddled up. Every anniversary, they sit down that day together and write a lil letter to the other one for the NEXT anniversary that they have together before opening up the letters from last year.
  • what tv shows they watch together: most of the time they end up watching the animal planet channel together
  • what other couple they hang out with: Minjoon mostly, but sometimes Namjin or Jikook.
  • how they spend time together as a couple: a lot of mutual naps and cuddling, and sitting there side by side on their respective laptops and just making music. Hobi likes to get Yoongi in the practice room and doing some sort of choreo with him
  • who made the first move: Hobi!!! It was a very Not Smooth gay move of asking Yoongi out with a cheesy as fuck pickup line one night
  • who brings flowers home: Yoongi because he’s a giant sap and is always comparing Hoseok to being a flower “Well my flower deserves flowers” and also he likes seeing the way that Hobi lights up and does That Smile
  • who is the best cook: Yoongi~ Even though Hoseok isn’t a Bad cook, Yoongs still wins this title simply because he enjoys cooking the most out of the two of them.

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nights // cancer crew

henlo i am so sorry this one sucks too i wrote this at like 3 am they will get better i prOMISE

Max: Depending on the day of week, nights with Max were unpredictable. Fridays, for example, he usually spent with friends in a pub. He’d invite you, of course, but you declined. Instead, you enjoyed nights in with Max watching him film, sitting on his lap whilst he edits, or simply cooking dinner together. These were the nights that usually made the best memories, after all. He’d never admit it, but these nights are favorites of Max’s. He just loves spending time alone with you, regardless of what you’re doing. 

Joji: Both you and Joji are night owls, so you both enjoyed going out on the town. Sometimes you’d bring others, sometimes you wouldn’t. Sometimes you’d go somewhere lively like a concert, other times you’d prefer to visit somewhere intimate, like a hole-in-the-wall sushi restaurant. The nights would usually end with the two of you catching an Uber home together, your fingers intertwined, discussing the long night you’d both just enjoyed. 

Ian: Nights with Ian were the most unpredictable a time of day could be. He usually decided how you’d spend the night, since he was sometimes indecisive. Some nights were spent cuddling on the couch and watching a movie, others were spent out and about, running errands and whatnot. Usually, however, if he was with Max and Joji, he’d want to go out with them. He’d ask you to come, but you happily declined. Although, he would probably send you drunk selfies all night.

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- of Yukihira Souma and Takumi Aldini and their absurdly simple (yet complex) relationship -

!! Please note that this meta has manga spoilers !!

The thing about Souma and Takumi’s relationship is, how incredibly sturdy it is despite them hardly ever having moments together to define it unlike with other characters they too share strong relations with - examples being Megumi for Souma, some the instances being the Shokugeki against Shinomiya during training camp and the Moonlight Banquet Arc. Isami for Takumi, the instances being the Hinako’s challenge during Training Camp and the Autumn Elections Preliminaries.  There is no arc or contest where they work together to showcase their strong bonds. Their relationship doesn’t even have a setup from the past. They aren’t childhood friends, and have never even met each other until Training Camp. And yet, one gets the feeling that they’ve known each other for a lifetime, or have been friends for at least years to be so comfortable around each other whenever they interact.

Most of their relationship is defined, developed and shown mainly when the other is not around, or by a third party. In fact, their relationship is established so quietly, so indirectly that Souma and Takumi themselves hardly ever acknowledge their relationship directly.

Which leads to the question - what are they, really?

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