Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are, I love how beautiful you are, I love your face and I love you butt! I love how you pretend to like Die Hard. You’re kind and you’re funny and you’re the best person I know and the best detective…also for realz I love your butt. Amy Santiago, will you marry me?

“Fall cooking is my favorite. I’m making some crumbled Italian sausage with honey nut squash, spinach and fresh herbs to serve over some orzo. Lots of parm on top, of course. Anyway, I wanted to share this tip I saw on tv the other day for making the process of peeling squash a little easier. Poke holes in it like you would a baked potato and stick it in the microwave for two minutes. It softens up just a tad and makes the peeling/chopping process go a little quicker. You’re welcome!”

(via #homeiswherethehartis @instagram)

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I want to take a teeny tiny minute out of our LOUIS DAY to tell everyone they should go check out Yellow by @13ways-of-looking. the characters are flawed and complicated and interesting and beautiful. the world building is stunning. the writing is top-notch. the relationship development is complex and yet pure, beautiful and yet scarred. And the SMUT (blushy face emoji, eggplant emoji, four thousand fire emojis). You literally could not ask for more from a fic. Also the art by @twopoppies is out of control cool. And while I’m here, check out the rest of the reverse bang (and 31 DOS)!! there are soooo many fantastic fics lately, I’ll definitely do a full rec once the exchanges are over. OK BACK TO LOUIS DAY!!!!!!