simple plan in china

SIMPLE ELABORATE PLANS
  • England: China gave you a pill. Where is it?
  • America: I have the pill in the till.
  • England: Where is the wine for Germany?
  • America: It is here in this jug.
  • England: The pill contains a drug.
  • America: The pill in the till?
  • England: Take it and put it in there.
  • America: Put the drug in the jug?
  • France: *Comes in with some Gateau* We nearly forgot the most important thing.
  • America: Oh, my God! The Gateau from the Chateau!
  • England: What about the Gateau from the Chateau?
  • America: It contains a bomb!!!
  • England: A bomb in the Gateau from the Chateau???
  • America: It's to blow up Germany! You mustn't let anyone light that fuse.
  • England: But where is the fuse?
  • America: It is the candle with the handle.
  • England: You do not need to kill Germany, we have already arranged to kill Germany... Do you not see? That if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the Gateau from the Chateau!
  • America: Simple plots are always the best.
The 2P’s as bands/artists I listen to

2P! Italy: Panic! at the Disco

2P! Germany: Rammstein

2P! Japan: Black Veil Brides

2P! Romano: Paramore/ That Poppy

2P! Prussia: Pierce The Veil

2P! Austria: My Chemical Romance 

2P! America: Green Day/ Fall Out Boy

2P! England: Melanie Martinez 

2P! Canada: Simple Plan 

2P! France: Bring Me The Horizon 

2P! Russia: Breaking Benjamin 

2P! China: Arctic Monkeys/ All Time Low

2P! South Korea: Forever The Sickest Kids