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Chloe’s stages in life + music that inspired the sketch

TOP: Carefree Punk
“I like to stay up late,
spend hours on the phone, 

hanging out with all my friends
and never being at home”

MIDDLE: Edgy Badasses
“I need a partner
Well, are you out tonight? …
Incapable of making alright decisions
And having bad ideas”

BOTTOM: Suffering™ Soul
"give me just one reason to stay,
I’m craving culture that’s far, far away
 …
watching my world fade to black,
my whole system is under attack”

Simple Plan - Taking One For The Team Starters

Opinion Overload

“So you think you got me figured out.”
“You know I’m dying to hear it.”
“I’m getting sick of all the sticks and stones you throw.”
“Get out of my face.”
“Quit bringing me down.”
“I’m doing things exactly like I want to.”
“What part of that don’t you understand?”
“And I don’t give a damn if you don’t approve.”
“Say something I haven’t heard yet.”
“It must be nice being perfect.”
“I won’t apologize for what I feel inside.”
“I won’t be pushed around. I won’t be backing down.”
“I’ll never change my ways.”

Boom!

“Seems like everyone’s burning out.”
“You’re my favorite song.”
“You shine bright like lighters in the dark.”
“And you’re my clarity. The best part of me.”
“Don’t worry about tomorrow.”
“What we got’s unbreakable.”
“We’re good, we’re solid, we’re gold.”

Kiss Me Like Nobody’s Watching

“I wanna paint it on every wall. And shout it out up and down the halls.”
“’Cause I just can’t keep it bottled up inside.”
“I don’t care what people might think.”
“’Cause baby this ship ain’t gonna sink.”
“So kiss me like nobody’s watching.”
“It doesn’t matter what they say.”
“Just kiss me in the middle of the street.”
“To let the whole world see that there’s nobody else for me.”
“People around us are cynical.”
“True love is dead, well that’s a lie.”
“’Cause we’ll be together ‘til the end of time.”
“Listen to my heart, it’s beating like a drum.”

Farewell

“After all these wasted nights.”
“I can’t pretend that I’m doing fine.”
“I’ve played it back a thousand times.”
“We can never go back to the way it was.”
“We’re drifting apart and it’s killing us.”
“I didn’t mean to let you down, mess it up.”
“We both knew it couldn’t last forever.”
“I guess we crumbled under all the pressure.”
“I did my best for what it’s worth.”
“And I gave you all this heart could give.”
“There was a time you’d scream my name.”
“Now all we do is just complain.”
“Well maybe I’m the one to blame.”
“It’s such a shame.”
“How did we end up this way?”
“Is this what you wanted?”

Singing In The Rain

“I’m reading through the Sunday paper and it’s all bad news.”
“I’m looking for a smile on the streets but it’s just no use.”
“I jump into my car, turn the key, but it just won’t start.”
“I got a text from my ex.”
“It’s official she just broke my heart.”
“Storm clouds are circling around.”
“But I won’t let that shit drag me down.”
“So I’ll be singing in the rain.”
“I’ve got a song in my heart and I’m bulletproof.”
“There’s nothing in the world that’s gonna kill this mood.”
“No matter what life wants to throw my way, I’ll be singing in the rain.”
“I went to a fortune teller and she said I’m doomed.”
“But what the hell does she know?”
“Why she trying to break my groove?”
“All of life’s colors turn to grey.”
“Then you turn around and you smile my way.”
“Suddenly all my problems disappear on cue.”
“All because of you.”

Everything Sucks

“It used to be fun, now it’s bringing me down.”
“It’s like everything sucks ‘cause you’re not around.”
“Drive to the beach to watch the sunset.”
“It’s pointless. I don’t even like that.”
“Don’t wanna watch another movie.”
“My favorite song means nothing to me.”
“I try to medicate. I try to numb the pain.”
“No matter what I do it’s all in vain.”
“My heart was full of love. Now all I do is hate.”
“I fall apart when you’re so far away.”
“Please come back to me.”
“I never ever should have let you run out of town.”
“All my friends are asking me why I’ve been acting crazy.”
“We used to go out ‘til the morning.”
“But now the party’s kinda boring.”
“Went back to where we had our first date, but now I hate the way the food tastes.”
“Please I’m on my knees.”

I Refuse

“Stop being such a freak.”
“Nobody wants you here.”
“That’s what they said to me.”
“There’s something wrong with you.”
“Why don’t you disappear?”
“Why should we all be stereotypes?”
“Why don’t we all just stand up and fight?”
“In my blood, in my veins, in my heart, I know what’s right for me.”
“So I refuse to apologize for who I am.”
“And I refuse to ever let somebody say I can’t.”
“So I refuse to let the words you say get to me.”
“And I refuse to keep on suffering quietly.”
“I refuse.”
“You’ll never make it far.”
“You’re just a hopeless case.”
“How can I make it clear?”
“You’re just a big mistake.”
“You don’t control me.”
“This is my life.”
“When will you wake up and open your eyes?”
“You won’t decide my fate.”
“I can do anything.”

I Don’t Wanna Go To Bed

“I gotta tell you the truth.”
“I’m full of broken pieces, and all my nights are sleepless.”
“I don’t mean to intrude.”
“This secret can you keep it?”
“Won’t give up even if it takes me all night, takes my whole life.”
“Just won’t feel right until I have you.”
“When will I learn?”
“Tell me what to do.”
“I don’t wanna go to bed.”
“I don’t wanna go to bed without you.”
“Let’s get this out of the way.”
“Why should we wait forever?”
“We’re meant to be together.”
“You don’t remember my name, but I still want you the same.”
“Love at first sight left me tongue-tied.”
“Every dream, every nightmare’s about you.”

Nostalgic

“I found your picture looking through a book.”
“It was the one I took when we were driving on Sunset.”
“Descendants playing on a mix CD that you just made for me.”
“You wrote “for when you miss me” on it.”
“I can’t stop myself when I listen. I always sing along.”
“And I just can’t take it.”
“I wish that I could forget you even exist, and find a way to be without you.”
“Cause I miss you and I hate feeling like this.”
“It’s making me sick, feeling nostalgic.”
“There’s still a hole from when you borrowed it.”
“You used to sleep in it ‘cause it reminded you of me.”
“Can’t stop myself when I’m thinking. I only see your face.”
“Maybe someday my heart will be over it.”
“Maybe someday I’ll be okay.”

Perfectly Perfect

“You might not think you’re a supermodel but you look like one to me.”
“I’d rather have your picture on my phone than on the cover of a magazine.”
“It’s hard to think that a girl/boy like you could have any insecurities.”
“It’s funny how all the things you would change are all things that are cute to me.”
“And I know you don’t believe me, and you think that I’m a fool, but I don’t care.”
“Maybe you’ll never see in you what I see.”
“I’m not crazy.”
“You’re perfectly perfect to me.”
“You brush it off every time I tell you your smile lights up the room.”
“I’m guessing that you don’t even notice the whole world notices you.”
“You think you’re clumsy, I think you’re cool.”
“You say you’re typical, I think you rule.”
“Sometimes I wonder if you’ll ever believe that I wrote this song for you.”
“Someday you’re gonna see you’re beautiful this way.”
“You don’t have to try.”
“’Cause just the way you are is sweeter than anything.”
“Maybe I’m a fool, but it’s always been you.”
“’Cause no one ever makes me smile the way you do.”

I Don’t Wanna Be Sad

“I don’t wanna be sad no more.”
“It’s been 28 days since I’ve seen the sunshine, ‘cause I just can’t seem to lift this cloud away.”
“I swear all the tears I’ve cried can fill an ocean.”
“I’ve been swimming in a sea of misery.”
“I can’t find the strength to leave this bed.”
“I’m locked up in my cuckoo head.”
“I feel so low, and I can’t let go.”
“I’ve got all the symptoms, all the signs.”
“I tell my friends I’ll be just fine, but truth be told it’s getting old.”
“And I know, some days will be bad.”
“I tried every pill the doctor would prescribe me.”
“I’ve put myself through weeks of therapy.”
“I tried meditation, yoga, and pilates.”
“It’s like happiness just wasn’t meant for me.”
“But I’m through, I’m done, I’ve had enough.”
“I’ll ditch this funk.”
“Just watch me now ‘cause I won’t back down.”
“I’ve got a badass personality, so I just need to set it free.”
“It starts today.”
“I’m on my way.”

P.S. I Hate You

“Dear (name), I think I’m better off without you.”
“Like a Polaroid picture, I can still see you in my mind.”
“I said I was yours. You said you were mine.”
“We started a fire, a fire like no one’s ever seen before.”
“There was something about you.”
“But then you beat my heart up. Left it black and blue.”
“Now I wish I never met you.”
“I kinda miss ya, and making out all night like we used to.”
“We were good together, nut now the things you’ve done we can’t undo.”
“So don’t write me back.”
“P.S. I hate you.”
“You can spare me the fake tears.”
“We don’t even need one last goodbye.”
“I’ll see you in ten years. Or better yet, let’s make that forty-five.”
“We’re done and it’s over.”
“And now the fairytale is up in flames.”
“I hope it was worth it. I hope he/she was worth it.”
“And if there’s one thing in this life I know is true, it’s that I wish I’d never met you.”
“I hope one day you fall in love with someone new, and just when you think it’s true, he/she breaks your heart in two. Just like you did to me.”

Problem Child

“Here we are again. Awake at 5 AM.”
“I didn’t mean a word I said.
“Can we just pretend I can take it back?”
“Change the way the story ends.”
“Things were simple then.”
“Didn’t always hurt this way.”
“I would fall asleep, you would carry me.”
“You would take my fears away.”
“Am I messed up? Forever flawed? Beyond repair? But forever yours.”
“All my life, all I ever did was try and try.”
“I never meant to be your problem child.”
“I don’t know why I always found a way to make you cry.”
“When you look at me I wonder if you see all the things you thought I could be, or all the crazy nights, all the stupid fights, all the tears that filled our eyes.”

I Dream About You

“Some people dream about money and fame, and taking rides on private planes, but they don’t know you like I know you.”
“Some people dream about looking good, like movie stars in Hollywood, but they don’t know you like I know you.”
“They don’t understand.”
“They think I’m a fool.”
“If only they could see I dream about you.”
“Heaven only knows I do.”
“Every single night it’s true.”
“People want to drive fancy cars, maybe one day reach the stars, but they don’t know you like I know you.”
“I would rather spend all my days reminiscing about yesterday when I was standing right beside you.”
“You don’t understand.”
“You think I’m a fool.”
“If only you could see.”
“I never want to wake up.”
“I dream about you.”