simongifs

simongif asked:

what is cheeky nandos pl e ase

simongif

o K SO  like. nandos is this restaurant chain that serves hot chicken and. everyone goes there idek why but?? for some reason nandos is a temple of the under 25s????

its good chicken tho

and gettin a cheeky nandos is just. gettin a nandos

its just. a lil bit cheeky

85 truths

I was tagged by gigi-chan

Rules: When you get tagged the game is to write a note with 85 truths about yourself. After that you’re supposed to tag people. You also have to tag the person who tagged you.

1. Last beverage: Cherry Pepsi
2. Last phone call: Ellie
3. Last text: Marcus
4. Last song: Unravel Tokyo Ghoul
5. Last time you cried: This morning

Have you ever:
6. Dated someone twice: Yes.
7. Been cheated on: Yes.
8. Kissed anyone and regretted it: Yes.
9. Lost someone special: Yes.
10. Been depressed: Yes.

List your three favourite colours:
Black, Purple, Turquoise 

in the last year have you:
14. Made a new friend: Yes.
15. Fallen out of love: Yes.
16. Laughed until you cried: Yes.
17. Met someone who changed you: Idk
18. Found out who your true friends are: Idk
19. Found out someone was talking about you: I think not.
20. Kissed anyone on your FB list: Ye
21. How many people do you know on your FB list: Mostly all of them.
22. Kissed a stranger: No.
23. Drank hard liquor: No.
24. Lost glasses/contacts: I don’t need them.
25. had sex on a first date: No I AM THE ACE
26: Broken someone’s heart: Kinda.
27. Been arrested: No.
28. Turned someone down: Yep
29. Cried when someone died: No one died.
30. Fallen for a friend: Yes

Randoms:
31. Do you have any pets: KItty
32. Do you want to change your name: I have changed it
33. What did you do for your last birthday party: fucking cried all day bc I was so alone
34. What time did you wake up this morning: 9 am i think
35. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping for once
36. Something you can’t wait for: There is nothing really.
37. Last time you saw your mother: Today.
38. One thing you wish you could change about your life: So much I cant even
39. What are you listening to right now: Nothing
40. Have you ever talk to a guy name Tom: Yes he was mean actually
41. What’s getting on your nerves: EVERYTHING ALL DAY
42. Most viewed webpage: Tumblr.
43. Pet name: Kiwi
44. Relationship status: Single.
45. Zodiac Sign: Leo
46. College: Im still at school with 1 more year to go
47. Hair colour: Blue Black
48. Long or short: Short
49. Height: 5′5
50. Do you have a crush on someone: I dont know anymore
51. What do you like about yourself: fuck idek
52. Tattoos: Im still planning it
53. Right of left handed: Right.
54. First piercing: Ears
55. First best friend: Eh
56. First sports you joined: Netball but it wasn’t my choice my Mum made me
57. First vacation: Spain 
58. First pair of trainers: Cant remember
59. Eating: Nothing
60. Drinking: Nothing                                                                                       61. About to: C r y                                                                

62. Listening to: There was this question on 39. 

63. Waiting for: Nothing really.
64. Want kids: No.
65. Get Married: Dont know
66. Career: I will probs be a counsellor since all I do is listen to bullshit all day:)

Which is better:
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: Neither 
69. Shorter or taller: I dont care
70. Older or younger: Older
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or arms: What.
73. Loud or sensitive: Um.
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
75. Trouble maker of hesitant: What.

Do you believe in:
76. Yourself: Nah.
77. Miracles: No
78. Love at first sight: No
79. Heaven: No
80. Santa Claus: Hella.
81. Kisses on first date: I guess.

I tag (if you want to): r0silie the-sexual-taco molassesmilkshake beeveon (bc I remembered your url :D) simongif quoththedeerprince

Tag 10 victi- people you want to know better

Tagged by: 24nowait25 
Nickname: Marc/Asparagus 
Star sign: Aries
Gender: male
Height: 5’ 10" (I could be taller I haven’t measured myself for idk how long)
Time & Date: 1:48am 7/5/2015
Average amount of sleep: 4 hrs on a school day and like 7/8 on a non-school day
Lucky Number: 3
Last thing I googled: among the sleep
First word that comes to mind: geduldig 
How many blankets do you sleep with: as many as needed 1-50
Fav fictional characters: Roger, Simon, Jean Kirschtein and Marco Bodt also Armin my sweet mushroom baby. (My own characters too, except James… James is a fucking cock)
Fav famous peeps: Luke Newberry.
Fav Book(s): Lord Of The Flies, Peter Pan
Fav musician: Daughter, OMAM, BMTH and lots more like wow
Last movie I saw in the cinema: the theory of everything 
Holiday: Christmas
Dream Job: history teacher (I wanted to be a dancer but I fucked up my audition so bad)
What I’m wearing rn: jumper and shorts tbh
I tag
simongif americadotcom luvpie1997 @popsicle-stick as-fragile-as-glass
That’s like
Everyone tbh