simonefiasco

simonefiasco asked:

BUT WHITE PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT. WITH THEIR WHINY ASSES.

LMAO but omg can you imagine the beautiful irony of it all? years, decades, CENTURIES of proving how “ugly” and “inferior” and “apelike” we are, systematically shutting us out of representations of beauty in just about every way imaginable in the media just to cry that it’s not fair that we’re perpetually better looking than them at all times!

SIMONEEEEEEEEEE

do you remember how a while back, I asked you about bleaching facial hair?

well, the other day, my dad brought home some celery. 

and since it’s there, i’m gonna eat it 

oh i’ve been eating it. 

one day i look in the mirror 

and my face is COVERED IN HAIR. 

well it was already, but they were light hairs

but these hairs

oh Simone these hairs

they were dark

i was like what

the 

fuck

i thought i was bugging.

until my sister noticed.

so i just decided to google it.

3. Celery can also be an option for those who want to have beautiful hair. Celery juice can be used to darken hair. Celery effectively stimulate growth and maintain healthy hair, hair, especially children from birth to age a few years.


I JUST HAD TO TELL YOU THAT.

BYE.