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Sofia Boutella photographed by Jean-Baptiste Mondino for Numéro, February 2013.

Celebrities who are definitely not real people and probably just weird cryptids

•Daniel Radcliffe

•Robert Downey Jr.

•David Duchovny

•David Tennant

•John Barrowman (like, I actually met him, and I’m still not entirely sure he’s a real person)

•All seven of the main Star Trek AOS cast members

•Harrison Ford

•Mark Hamill

•William Shatner

•Rupert Grint

•Lin Manuel Miranda

•Tom Hiddleston

•We all know Benedict Cumberbatch is an alien, this isn’t up for debate

•Patrick Stewart

•Ian McKellan

•The McElroys or whoever the fuck they are I don’t know


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I’m not one for coffee shop AUs at all, but this pun seemed to hard to pass up. AKA that AU where Scotty and Bones work part time at the Starfleet beanery and Jim comes to periodically bug them bc he’s the world’s shittiest friend.

The Vulcan instructor claims he only tags along for the tea because Vulcans Do Not Lie.

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There will always be those who mean to do us harm. To stop them, we risk awakening the same evil within ourselves. Our first instinct is to seek revenge when those we love are taken from us. But that’s not who we are… When Christopher Pike first gave me his ship, he had me recite the Captain’s Oath. Words I didn’t appreciate at the time. But now I see them as a call for us to remember who we once were and who we must be again. And those words: Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

                                         Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013) dir. J. J. Abrams.

Why Beyond is the best new Star Trek?
  • Bones has finally more than one line
  • We get to see the deep friendship and trust between Jim & Bones
  • We get to see the bonding of Spock & Bones and their trust forming
  • We hear from more than just Jim how much he needs Spock
  • We didn’t even need them together to realize this
  • As soon as Jim lost connection with Spock he’s running after him
  • Uhura not just show her deep respect for Jim but also her love for a friend
  • Uhura knows instantly Jim is in danger and saves his ass
  • Uhura also saves Spocks ass
  • Bones gets recognition from Jim because he’s not a damn pilot ;) but did an amazing job!
  • We get a slice of Jims insecurity about his life and being or not better
  • We also get a big understanding who Jim really is
  • We finally doesn’t see Jim being a ‘flirt’ because he isn’t!!!
  • We see Chekov being a little flirt & a ‘russia has made Scotch’ reverence
  • We get to see what’s Star Trek really is - Trust & Teamwork
  • We finally get stripes on the uniforms of every woman (real Uniforms :))
  • We get a full mission on a planet
  • Jim realized before everyone else he’s getting fooled by the alienwoman
  • We have so much aliens and beautiful species
  • We get a glimpse from Jims & Spocks bathroom (the blue towel isn’t Jims)
  • We get Sabotage of Beasty Boyes wich is the song Jim heard as ne droove himself nearly off a cliff in Iowa
  • We see Spock enjoy the music because he’s moving his head (maybe he knows this song already from Jim?)
  • We get Spirk through the whole film also flirting in the turbolift
  • We get another crewmember - Jaylah who’s amazing!!! & Kevin
  • Scotty gets a new friend - Jaylah
  • Scotty calls everyone lassie & laddie (even correct in german synchro :))
  • Jims Uniform gets ripped and not for the first time
  • We get another 5 Year Mission
  • We get crew bonding over Jims birthdayparty and he enjoys it for the first time
  • We see finally what’s in Spock-Primes box
  • Spock Prime get’s a rightful last mention in this movie
  • Jims words in the end are pure esteem for Spock Prime and also the lost actors of Star Trek
  • And best for the last: We have the triumvirate :)

Have I missed something? Then please don’t be shy and add your points of ‘why Beyond is the best new Star Trek film’ :)

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I’ve watch this like 20 times and it will never stop being funny