Seriously Simon you need to stop calling me two seconds after I’ve just finished a gig and used up all my energy spending three hours doing the same pose over and over again and then walking out of the shoot to go fly to Miami so I can tap some random birds and fire hydrants for more energy because I already tapped every bird and fire hydrant in Southern California and when I tap those birds and fire hydrants I don’t get any energy anyway so I have to drag myself back to the photoshoot and the photographer is oblivious to the fact that I just up and walked out and just keeps taking pictures that I never even get to see. You are seriously the manager from hell and my social life is a mess because my so called girlfriend just calls me out of the blue and says we should break up and she’s basic anyway and has no appreciation for all the bottles of wine I buy and the fancy ass dinners where she insults my outfit and then we go straight to kissing because that’s apparently a sign of a healthy relationship in this town.
At its heart, punk rock is about rejecting social norms, drowning out the voices in our head that scream, “you can’t” and ultimately embracing the courage to express ourselves in our own unique and beautiful way.
BRUH IM OUT HERE IN THESE STREETS TRYNA COLLECT ENERGY FOR THIS FUCKIN 12 HOUR GIG AN YOU’RE OLD ASS HAS THE NERVE TO HIT ME UP??? UNLESS ITS TO SHAVE THAT PEDOPHILE ASS MUSTACHE YOU BETTER LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THAT DAMN BEEP AND LET ME BREATHE FOR 3.5 SECONDS MY DUDE
I’d just like to take this time to thank Simon, my manager, because without him and his ten-thousand gigs a day none of this would have been possible. Secondly, and maybe surprisingly, I’d like to thank Willow. Now, I admit that we’ve had our differences in the past, and I’m sure we’ll continue to have them in the future, but Willow has always stuck around and kept me on my A-Game (pun intended) and I respect her for that. Lastly, I’d like to thank Kim herself. Kim made all of this possible, and made my dreams come true. My friend, my sister. God bless.