- Cao Cao: *in a crowd and can't find Liu Bei* this calls for drastic measures
- Cao Cao: *uses his hands as a microphone* AMBITION!!
- Liu Bei: *from across the street* NO, BENEVOLENCE!!
- Cao Cao: there he is
Wikipedia says that, according to the Book of Jin, "Let them eat cake" was actually said by Sima Zhong/Emperor Hui in response to reports of starving peasants. (Or more precisely, he was told the peasants had no rice and said "let them eat meat", with similar effect). (1) Is the Book of Jin reliable? (2) Does it really say that Sima Zhong said that?