krem’s accent is so great… and his cheekbones… and his fondly disgusted resignation to iron bull’s awful jokes….. and his ridiculously huge maul… and his stories…. and his banter with bull….. and the dumb way he sits on his chair… and his easygoing cheerfulness… and his haircut…… and-
cullen keeps saying he’s changed, but really he still fears/hates mages. when he’s not actively talking about how he’s different now and all regretful, he totally slips back into “meredith was kinda right” and “mages are so spooky and things always go bad with them”
but then iron bull SAYS he’s still part of the qun but irl he’s so chill??? he’s terrified of demons but he’s one of the nicest to cole anyway, he doesn’t *say* the treatment of saarebas is wrong but he has mages in his company no problem. he thinks he thinks the qun is right, and his big-scale tactics are still anti-mage, but when he’s not actively like “oh right the qun yeah that’s me loyal ben-hassrath” he totally slips into being chill & nice.
i know you’d think he’d be a dog person but i just called dibs, he’s a cat person
-he can appreciate how fun it is to be fucking obnoxious
(cat: knocks something off the table) (mccree: haha i feel u bud)
-he doesn’t mind other people being obnoxious
(cat: knocks something important off the table) (mccree: NO…. fuck…. aww i can’t stay mad at that face)
-cats are totally a common animal around barns to keep away the mice so it’s not like it DOESN’T fit his cowboy aesthetic
-cat people think dogs are also cool, while dog people think cats are the devil, and mccree obviously thinks dogs are also cool
-he would try to make friends with stray cats no matter how hissy they are, and cry when they run away before he can pet them
-mccree and the cat take lazy afternoon naps in the sunlight together
-people expect him to have a dog and then he has a hissy old cat and they’re like “???” and he’s like “LOOK AT HER SHE’S BEAUTIFUL”
-mccree copies his cat’s meows and the cat looks at him like “wtf” and he’s like “cmon haven’t you ever heard a cat with a southern accent before”
-it’s fun how super affectionate dogs r sure but it’s also fun how unpredictably affectionate cats are ya know??
(mccree: SHE JUST LICKED MY HAND SHE LOVES ME!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! im never washing this hand again)
(the cat always sits on his lap within five minutes of when he sits down but she does it so casual like, like he should be honored she chose him even though she always does, and he’s like FUCK YEAH I’M HONORED!!!! MY CAT’S ON MY LAP RIGHT NOW I’M SO HASHTAG BLESSED)
-he dies at how precious kittens are
-he gives all the kittens names like “deathclaw” and “the destructionater” and encourages them to devour his enemies
-picture mccree waking up after a bad night and then his cat sidles into the room all casual like and starts rubbing her head at his hand
(this cat things i’m good. she doesn’t warm up to everyone but she spends time with me. she thinks i’m special. she thinks i’m good.)
dennys doesn’t kill memes, I will stand by this… it may often mark the beginning of the end, but it’s not a cause of that end, just a measure of popularity. it shouldn’t be turned into a cause, at least. dennys is so earnest, so enthusiastic, so consistent….. it’s truly a part of tumblr at this point. it’s earned its right to participate in the meme process just like the rest of us, and I will not stand by as people paint it in the same light as true meme-killers, things like tv ads and aunts on facebook and an over-saturation of ill-fitting fandom in-jokes.