Are you kidding me. Are you freaking KIDDING me. Fifteen years we’ve been speculating on why Red gave up being Champion to live all the way out on godforsaken Mt. Silver, and as it turns out, it had nothing to do with him being a mysterious loner, or wanting to challenge himself, or getting stronger, or escaping any old demons from his past.
NOPE. As it turns out, Mt. Silver was just the only place on the goddamn map where Red could find 880 lbs. of food every day to feed his greedy fucking Snorlax. That’s all. That’s it. Mystery solved.
There are not words for how done I currently am with this series. Fuck it. I give up. Done. I’m out.
Here are some ALF-Headcanons from the ALF-Family Squad. Since there are so many, I’m just going to post some basic Info first so y’all know what we all talking ‘bout.
Silver and Red are Twins
Silver’s Name is Oliver Duskin but he prefers to be called Ollie
His middle name is Reginald. No one knows tho, except Red who threatens to expose him on a daily basis.
“Watch it or I’m gonna use your middle name!” - “Nooo.”
They totally have this love-hate sibling relationship going on between them
They’re also Russian
Red’s name is Natasha but her last name is Belinsky instead of Duskin because she kept their Father’s name, while Silver took their Mother’s last name (there are more HC’s about the Duskin/Belinsky Family, but they got a chapter for themselves, otherwise it would be way too much)
Silver and Blond are in a loving and respectful relationship what else is new
Meanwhile K is a pinning mess and Jay is oblivious af
Red’s just happily living the lesbian lifestyle
Obviously none of them are straight
Red’s also done with those idiots on a daily basis
It’s like, her constant mood
Jay may appear to be their Leader but in Reality it’s just Red
Blond’s real name is Nathaniel (Nate) Dawson, which leads to a lot of Dusk/Dawn Parallels
Blond calls Silver his Sun, while Silver calls Blond his Moon (because they’re cute af)
And yes, Silver refers to Nat/Nate as n^2 or the double N Duo
Red immediately tells him to stop
She also hates it that Blond’s name is Nate
She wanted to fight him to see whose the better Nat(e)
Blond’s just like: “We both know you could kick my ass in ten different way, we don’t need to fight.”
From then on Blond is only referred to as Blond or Blondie
Silver calls him Nate when they’re alone tho
Jay’s Name is just Jay ‘cause he’s boring like that
K was the last to join their little group to help with the Tech-stuff (Jay’s terrible with Technology, he’s like a very clueless Grandpa trapped inside a young man’s body)
he stayed because of Jay his love for Jay Animals (and beause he can’t stand the thought of Jay setting another Computer on Fire ‘cause he tried to google something)
K’s name is Jonathan Kim
They all live together in one house because they’re GayLF (Gay Liberation Family)
Jaypitched in more money than the others ‘cause he’s the rich kid of the group
The others don’t want him to do it but he thinks they deserve nice things
They also have a group chat called ‘Animal Liberation Front’ that Silver constantly changes to ‘Gay Liberation Front’
Jay always changes it back ‘cause he wants them to stay “professional” they aren’t lol
That was also back in the days when Jay still thought he was straight. That changed later on tho (much to K’s Delight)
That was about it! Gonna update with more specific Headcanons soon (’cause we have a lot and it’s only been three days since we started all this, so there’s way more to come).
Don’t ever forget this Slytherins! No matter what anyone says about Slytherins (even some other Slytherins) it is not your nature to be bad. Whatever qualities Slytherins have they don’t have to be looked at as villainous. We dont equip ourselves with bad to accomplish good. We equip ourselves with good to accomplish good. Being good through and through is our ultimate goal. We, your admins want to remind you of this, and hope you’ll always remember it. 💖
Be forgetful. Of everything that makes you feel low, or worthless, or like you aren’t or can’t ever be great-be forgetful of all those things. Forgetfulness is not always the weakness it’s made out to be. When used in the right way, even forgetfulness can be a strength.
I went for a more modern feel while still trying to keep the fantasy feel in tact. I also made it a bit brighter and used images with an edgy &/or cool feel rather than a creepy feel to enhance the good Slytherin vibe we try to spread here. ^^