silly-paul

Truth or Dare?

Harry’s P.O.V.

“We should see if the next girls want to play truth or dare,” Niall suggested leaning on the couch waiting for the next group of Meet and Greet girls to show up.
“Yea I could go for a good round of Truth or Dare, it’s boring playing with you mates, cause I already know all the answers,” Louis said and Zayn nodded, agreeing with him completely.

“Let’s ask, it wouldn’t hurt to ask, they are the last group after all,” Liam suggested and we all starred at him with our mouths hanging open, Liam actually agreeing to a round of Truth or Dare with a group of girls we didn’t even know.

“Hey guys so there is only three girls in this next group and then we’re done,” Paul said opening the door for three girls to walk inside, one in particular catching my eye. I stood up with the others and gave each one a hug, spending a little extra time on the last girl.

“I’m Harry,” I said sticking my hand out for her to shake and she blushed an adorable pink color as she took my hand in hers.

“Y/N,” she said and I shook her hand, starring deep into her gorgeous eyes, only looking away from her stare when Paul shoved us both towards the others for the photos. We took some serious ones and then some silly ones and then Paul was telling us we had a half hour.

“Hey Paul can we have like maybe a couple hours?” Niall asked and Paul looked confused. Niall got up and walked over to Paul and whispered something to him, Paul rolled his eyes and then nodded, leaving the room and shutting the door, in which Niall locked it.

“So we were wondering if you girls wanted to play some Truth or Dare?” Louis asked and the other two girls nodded quickly, looking like they’d play anything with us, and Y/N looked a little afraid but nodded as well, taking a seat next to me as the others sat down as well.

“I’ll go first,” Niall said happily as he bounced in his seat and he looked around at all of us.

“Liam truth or dare?” he asked.

“Truth,” Liam said and me and the boys started laughing, already knowing he’d chose truth and that, that was probably what he’d chose for the rest of the night.

“Ok, ok,” Niall said shushing us, “When’s the last time you wanked?”

“Oh come one Ni, that’s not fair you know Cheryl and I just broke up,” Liam whined and I seriously thought Niall and Louis were going to pee themselves they were laughing and high fiving.

“Come on Li, answer the question,” I said to get the game moving and he sighed, his face turning a little red as the girls giggled.

“Two nights ago,” he said looking down into his lap and Niall and Louis laughed even harder, as the girls faces turned the same shade as Liam’s.

“Ok, you two cut it out, Zayn truth or dare?” Liam asked.

“Truth,” Zayn said.

“Have you ever had a wet dream?” Liam asked and I was even surprised he came up with such a good question.

“Yes,” Zayn said with no embarrassment.

“When?” Louis asked.

“Nope that’s another question,” Zayn said with a smirk and Louis frowned.

“Truth or dare Ashley?” Zayn asked the girl sitting next to him.

“Dare,” she said bravely.

“I dare you to take off your shirt and play the next three rounds in just your bra,” he said and she smirked as she raised her shirt over her head, all the guys starring at her as she sat there in just her bra, Liam and Niall even licking their lips looking at her, I however couldn’t keep my eyes off of the fully clothed Katlyn sitting next to me.

“Truth or dare Whitney?” Ashley asked the other girl.

“Truth,” she said quietly.

“Who here would you most want to kiss?” Ashley asked.

“Um probably Niall,” she said and Niall winked at her making her blush bright red.

“Truth or dare Louis?” Whitney asked.

“Dare,” Louis said.

“I dare you to strip completely naked and run around the room six times,” she said with an evil glint in her eye and Louis chuckled as he stood, dropped all of his clothes and ran around the room, willy flying in the wind as he went. He came back and threw his clothes on and sat back down with a triumphant smile.

“Truth or dare Y/N?” he asked and I felt her stiffen next to me.

“Truth,” she said.

“Who would you fuck in this room?” he asked and she turned red before even answering, my attention now seriously perked.

“Harry,” I heard her say under her breath and I sat up proudly.

“Who I couldn’t hear you?” Louis asked obnoxiously and I looked over to see her getting redder.

“She said me,” I said and she shot me a thank you look out of the corner of her eye.

“Truth or dare?” she turned and asked Niall.

“Dare,” he said smiling cockily.

“I dare you to kiss Liam,” she said and Niall’s smile totally left his face, making Zayn, Louis and I crack up. He quickly leaned across the circle and pecked Liam on the lips, sitting back with a disgusted face and making the girls giggle.

“Ok, truth or dare Harry?” he asked glaring at me as I sat there laughing hysterically at him kissing Liam.

“Dare,” I choked out through my laughter.

“Kiss Y/n, a make out for at least a minute,” he said with a snideness to his voice and not only did I feel her stiffen but I stiffened this time too, not only did I want to kiss her I wanted to do other things with her but I didn’t want to do it under this circumstance, and I didn’t want it to be awkward.

“Ni…” I started to say quietly but he pointed over my shoulder and I turned and sighed, looking Y/N in the eyes.

“You ok with this?” I asked and she nodded, a small smile tugging at her lips and for a moment I thought maybe she wanted it as much as I did. I nodded and leaned forward confidently, placing my hand on the side of her face, reaching around to the back of her neck I pulled her closer with no resistance. I placed my lips on hers and felt a strange fire spreading inside me. Making me feel warm, and pleased. I moved my lips and found that her lips moved back against mine almost perfectly, making this much easier. I slid my tongue out experimentally and licked a strip across her bottom lip, feeling her lips part. I slid my tongue inside, no longer thinking about the dare but only her. Her hands clung to the front of me shit and pulled me even closer, almost making us tip over and fall backwards onto the carpet. I roamed her mouth with my tongue, letting a small and quiet moan escape my lips when her tongue bumped against mine, now rubbing and dancing in the most pleasing way. I grabbed harder at the back of her head ready to deepen the kiss and make something more happen, but I was roughly jerked back into reality.

“Time!” Liam yelled and Niall pulled on the back of my shirt, making me groan at him and glare at Liam. The other two girls chuckled and I looked over at Katlyn who was smiling back at me, her confidence boosted immensely.

“Truth or dare Lou?” I asked, totally not into the game anymore, unless there were more snogging sessions in the future.

“Dare,” Louis bounced happily.

“I dare you to call the last person you were on the phone with and ask them to help you with a boner issue,” I said and Louis eyes went wide before he smiled and started going to his contacts. I was too distracted by the heat radiating off of Y/n’s body to even notice Louis embarrassing phone call and I was watching her watch me out of the corner of her eye. I pulled my phone out and text Niall.

To: Niall
Can you give me another dare like the last one with Y/n, I need more with her, I have a slight issue
-H

I watched Niall receive the text and he glanced over with a curious face till he saw the rising tent in my jeans and he blushed and nodded, putting his phone away so it didn’t look obvious, i tuned back into the game right as Louis was finishing his phone call, the others laughing hysterically. I glanced over a couple rounds later and noticed Niall texting and then like magic, Louis, Liam and Zayn’s phones all went off at the same time, I wondered what he was sending them that he didn’t send me when someone said my name.

“Truth or dare Harry?” Zayn asked with a wink and I raised my eyebrows confused.

“Dare,” I said a bit skeptically.

“I dare you to do seven minutes in heaven with Y/n,” he said and my mouth dropped open, had Niall asked them all to give me another dare with Katlyn? I gulped now afraid that she wasn’t as down with this as I thought she was but when I looked over she smiled and nodded shortly. I stood up and walked towards the closet in the dressing room with her, stepping inside to cheering from the others. I rolled my eyes and turned on the light, noticing the closet empty and quite large for a dressing room closet.

“Sorry about them,” I said and she chuckled.

“It’s fine, but your wasting time,” she said in her adorable voice and I leaned forward, pressing my lips to her again and roaming my hands up and down her body, letting her tongue slid into my mouth this time and explore a few seconds before I took over and fought her for dominance, letting my tongue dance against hers and her soft moans at the way my hands were messaging between her legs fill my mouth. I grabbed the hem of her shirt and pulled it over her body, lust taking over.

“I think we’re going to need longer than seven minutes,” I moaned as she kissed and sucked at my neck and I felt her nod, our pants filling the small closet with constant noise. I starred down at her body as I removed her bra and I felt my now hard dick twitching and aching to be let out of my jeans. She pulled my shirt over my head and reconnected her lips to mine, kissing deeply and passionately. I felt her hands fumbling with the button on my jeans and then they were sliding to the floor and I sighed as my cock was let loose from some of its confines. She moaned seeing the tent in my boxers and I removed her shorts and rubbed circles over her underwear between her legs, loving the way she moaned into the closet like she didn’t care who was just outside the door. There was a light tap on the door and we both groaned, me messaging her clit through her clothes and her palming at my aching erection.

“We quit, finish the game without us,” I yelled and I heard some grumbling from the other side of the door.

“Really? you couldn’t just get a quick blow job? we’re right out here for crying out loud,” Louis yelled back and I smirked and moaned as she palmed me exceptionally hard.

“Take a walk,” I yelled back my voice going an octave higher as I felt her pull down my boxers and lick the head of my dick.

“This was not the kind of dare I was talking about,” Louis said annoyed and I chuckled and let out an exceptionally loud and over exaggerated moan to get him away from the door, making Katlyn chuckle with her mouth on my dick and the vibration ended up causing a real moan anyways.

“Shit, Y/N your really good at that,” I moaned and I watched her smile with her lips stretched around my throbbing member. She continued sucking me off until the pleasure became too much as I felt my orgasm building and fast.

“God baby, I’m getting close,” I moaned and she pulled off with a pop, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand and standing up to kiss my lips again, this time more fierce and hungry. I moved from her lips and slid down onto the floor, removing her underwear and leaning forward and kissing her thighs a few times before I let my tongue slid in between her folds, making her buck forward and grab onto the coat rack in the corner.

“Yes, right there Harry,” she moaned as I thrust two fingers inside her and continued to lick around her clit, licking over it every now and then. She was thrusting her hips forward onto my face after a few minutes of thrusting and licking.

“God yes,” she moaned loudly, rolling her head back and practically screaming my name.

“Stop, I’m gonna cum,” she moaned and I removed my fingers and stopped licking, grabbing a condom out of my jeans I pumped it on and then pulled her down onto the floor with me, letting her lay down in the small space and placing myself between her legs.

“Want me to fuck you?” I asked as I ran my thumb in circles over her clit and she nodded, biting down on her bottom lip deliciously. I leaned down and sucked her bottom lip into my mouth and kissed her hard, as I started to slid the tip of my dick inside her. She gripped onto my shoulders and dug her nails in as I stretched her wide.

“God Harry your so big,” she moaned and I started to pull out, letting my dick drag inside her tight heat and then slammed back in, hitting her fleshy sweet spot at the back of her pussy.

“Harry yes,” she screamed and I continued hitting the same spot for a few minutes before I slowed my thrusts, feeling the tightening way too soon.

“Jesus Y/N your so fucking tight,” I moaned kissing her neck and leaving purple marks where ever my mouth landed. She was a moaning and squirming mess underneath me, turning me on more and more.

“Fuck me harder Harry,” she moaned and I grabbed her hips and thrust into her hard and quick, hitting that same spot again and making her head and eyes roll back.

“That feels so good,” I moaned, ramming into her tight pussy over and over again making her scream my name and make sounds I had never even heard before.

“Your dick’s so big,” she moaned pulling my mouth down to hers and kissing me hard a few times before letting go to scream out again.

“I’m getting close Harry,” she moaned and I rammed into her harder, feeling my own orgasm building quickly.

“Shit Y/N me too,” I moaned.

“Cum for me Harry,” she moaned. I felt my dick fattening inside her and then I was releasing my white hot ribbons into the condom inside her, feeling her walls clenching around me I continued thrusting letting her ride out her high with me.

“I’m cumming,” I moaned and she rolled her head back and screamed, echoing throughout the closet.

“Shit me too, God Harry yes, I’m cumming,” she screamed and I pulled out once she was done, removing the condom and standing pulling her to her feet I kissed her hard before we both dressed and stepped slowly out of the closet to an empty room. I found my phone lying on the floor and opened it.

From: Lou
Went for a walk, felt like we were living a porno, hope you had fun ;)

Apollon Devotional Playlist

Already made Aphrodite’s playlist, so time to move on to Apollon’s

1. Stereo Hearts - Gym Class Heroes feat. Adam Levine

2. Magic - B.o.B feat. Rivers Cuomo

3. Silly Love Songs - Paul McCartney

4. Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles

5. Thank You For The Music - Abba

6. Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves

7. Fields of Gold - Eva Cassidy

8. Whipped Into Shape - Legally Blonde: The Musical Original Broadway Cast

9. The Way - Fastball

10. We Are Golden - MIKA

11. Sing - The Carpenters

12. We Are Young - Fun. feat. Janelle Monáe

13. Troubled Mind - Marina and the Diamonds

And to make it easier, you can listen to the whole thing here

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2/15 favourite ships: phillip j. coulson & melinda qiaolian may 

“her name is melinda may and she means everything to me.” 

“you mean a lot to me. a lot. to hear you were dead… you may not believe me, but that’s the truth

a mix for 30 years of loyalty, friendship and a love that outlasts even death. 

00: when we were young, adele 

01: you’re gonna live forever in me, john mayer 

02: helplessly, tatiana manaois 

03: i’m the only one, melissa etheridge 

04: all i ask, adele 

05: lights down low, max schneider ft. gnash 

06: silly love songs, paul mccartney 

07: at last, etta james 

08: you’re all i need to get by, marvin gaye & tammi terrell 

09: stand by me, florence & the machine 

10: ordinary people, john legend


*if anyone wants to fangirl w me about these two precious dorks feel free! i also take edit requests ((: 

Silly Love Songs (Demo)
Paul McCartney
Silly Love Songs (Demo)

Paul McCartney - Silly Love Songs (Demo)

A beautiful early home demo of Silly Love Songs by Paul McCartney along with wife Linda. 

“I hadn’t heard [this] demo since I actually made it, and it’s nice therefore to hear it, just a blast from the past. But also to hear how much of it I had formed - which is basically the whole song really…but to hear the blocked out chords of me singing it, and then Linda coming in…that’s really great to hear that - it’s very raw, but it completely has the spirit of the song.” - Paul McCartney [2014]

Chapter Three

Player: Tyler Seguin – Dallas Stars

Prompt: You and Tyler have been best friends for years and you are finally dating.

Mentions: Jamie Benn

Warnings: Slight Cursing, Cheating

Preview: The doubts suddenly rushed your mind. Why had Tyler lied to you? What was he doing?

Characters: 1832 words.

Originally posted by tyler91seguin

It had been almost two months since you had seen Tyler. You had gone back to school to start the fall semester and Tyler had begun training for the approaching hockey season. You and Tyler had not gone a single day without texting, calling, or facetiming. He assured you every time you spoke of his never-ending love for you. But the doubts still crept into the back of your mind from time to time. Even when he was with you, Tyler was still the party boy star hockey player and being back in Dallas, you were worried he would slip back into his old ways.

But as far as you know, he never faltered.

It was finally October and you were beyond excited to be sitting on a plane making its way to the lone star state. You had missed Tyler so terribly and just couldn’t wait to be in his arms again. Even if it was for just a few days, anytime with him was treasured.

You were flying in for the season opener of the Stars season as you did every year but this time it was even more special.

The plane landed and you gathered your things quickly, rushing to get off and see your boyfriend. You walked from your gate and started to scan the crowd. Reaching for your phone to call Tyler, you spotted him. There he was by the baggage claim holding a sign that read “Honeybee” in one hand and a bouquet of sunflowers in the other.

 You immediately ran to him and jumped into his arms, taking in his familiar scent.

“I can’t believe you’re finally here” he whispered into your ear while stroking your hair.

 “Me either, God have I missed you Segs.” You pulled back to see his face.

 “You have no idea” Tyler smiled and kissed you.

 You left his embrace to grab your bags but he insisted. You took the flowers from him and repositioned the carryon on your shoulder. You followed him to where he had parked the car.

 “You’re sure I can’t convince you to move here?” He smirked as he loaded your bags in the car.

 “Already Segs? We went over this before, I want…”

 Tyler interrupted you, “I know, want to finish your senior year at your school” he rolled his eyes.

 You sighed disappointedly in how the quick trip was starting. “Tyler, I missed you so much but I can’t just drop everything and move to Texas. Honestly, you’re being a little ridiculous.”

 “I’m ridiculous because I want my girlfriend here with me?” He huffed and got into the driver seat.

 “Tyler I am only here for a few days and I don’t want to fight with you over this.” You pleaded looking over at him from the passenger seat.

 You were met with a huff once again and you decided to leave him be for the moment. You had been looking forward to this trip from the moment you left home for school but now your feeling was quickly deflated by the tension sitting in Tyler’s jeep. You rode in silence to his house, with only the soft mumbling of the radio you couldn’t make out.

 When you got to the house you got out and went back to the trunk to get your bags but Tyler had beaten you there. You suddenly heard happy screams and turned to see Candace and Cassidy running towards you followed by two excited dogs. You smiled and were attacked with hugs and kisses from all four.

 “We missed you Y/N!” Cassidy said as she dragged you inside followed by Candace, Cash & Marshall.

 “I missed you guys too” you smiled and looked back to find Tyler but it looked like he had already gone inside.

 “Girls, will you give Tyler back his girlfriend?” Jackie smiled and pulled you into a hug. “Good to see you, Hun.”

 “You too Jackie, speaking of my boyfriend did you see which way he went?” you asked her pulling from her hug.

 “He went upstairs I believe” Paul answered.

 You gave him a quick hug and headed up the stairs. You went to go towards the guest room you normally stayed in but you quickly turned toward Tyler’s bedroom and opened the door.

 Tyler had put your luggage next to the closet and was now sitting on the bed with his head in his hands. You slowly approached him and sat down next to him. He looked up at you the moment he felt the bed shift with red-rimmed eyes.

 “I’m sorry” you both blurted out followed by soft giggles.

 “I am though, I should not have pushed you moving here, I know how important you finishing your schoolwork is. I just miss not being with you. Summer made me spoiled.” Tyler looked at you with such sincerity.

 You smiled and wrapped your arms around his neck. “Let’s just enjoy the time I am here”

 He kissed you quickly and you both headed back downstairs to spend time with his family.

 The next morning, Tyler was off to practice early to prepare for the big game. He had tried so hard not to wake you. You had felt bad watching him tiptoe from one side of the bedroom to the other so you pretended to still be asleep. You didn’t pry yourself from the comfortable mattress and the Tyler scented comforter until you heard the front door open and close.

 You slipped into one of Tyler’s t-shirts and a pair of leggings quietly padding down the stairs not to wake anyone else up. You smiled seeing a cup of coffee in your favorite mug waiting by the machine. You shook your head and brought the cup to your lips smiling as the warmth met your throat.

 You bent down to pet Cash who was now anxiously sitting at your feet waiting for some loving from you. You started looking around for Marshall when you eyed a white box with a neatly tied green bow sitting on the dining room table in the next room.

 You walked over and saw the note that was addressed to you.

 Honeybee,

I know what you’re saying “I already have one, why do I need a new one?” Just shush. It’s a new one, just accept the gift.

See you later 

Segs

 You giggled as you opened the box. You recognized the victory green immediately. You just rolled your eyes as you pulled the number 91 jersey from the box. You smiled as you ran the familiar feeling of the material through your fingers. That’s when you saw it, sitting there on the sleeve was a patch that read “Girlfriend”

 Even with no one watching you, you blushed and ran your fingers over the patch. You cleaned up the mess you made from opening the thoughtful gift and headed back upstairs.

 After you had breakfast with the rest of Tyler’s family, he had texted you to let you know that the coach wanted the boys to stay at the rink and he wouldn’t see you before the game. You were a little disappointed that you basically wouldn’t see Tyler for the entire day but you understood.

You hung out in the backyard with the Seguins until it was time to get ready for the game. You went upstairs and slipped into a pair or black jeans and the new jersey. You wore your hair down and tied up a pair of white converse. You and the girls applied some Dallas stars tattoos Tyler had lying around to your cheeks. You were all laughing over some silly joke Paul had made as you piled into the car Tyler had waiting to bring you to the rink.

 You took in the sight of the American Airlines Center, this place was like a second home to you. You smiled taking in the familiar sounds and sights of the arena. You, Candace and Cassidy decided to go down to the glass to watch warmups.

 You face lit up as soon as you saw the group of victory green clad men flood the ice. A few of the boys, recognizing you girls, tapped the glass with their sticks sending you three into a fit of giggles. Finally, Tyler skated over when he got a free moment smirking when he saw you wearing your new jersey. You mouthed him a quick “Thank You” and he smiled skating off to continue practicing.

 The game was one for the books. Every goal Dallas scored, their opponent matched quickly after. You felt as if you spent more time on your feet then in your seat. You were happy you opted for converse and not heels. The game was tied 4-4 with 30 seconds left in the third, the shot was set up and Tyler scored his third goal of the night landing a hat-trick. You jumped to your feet hugging Jackie as hats rained down on the ice.

 After all the commotion of a victory had calmed down and Tyler had been named the first star of the game, you and the Seguins were headed down to meet Tyler. The room was crowded with family and fans. You saw Jamie first, he came up to you and wrapped you in a bear hug.

 “Good to see you Captain!” you smiled

 “It’s good to see you too Y/N. I was quite disappointed when Tyler refused to share you after practice.” Jamie replied

 You looked up at him confused. “Wasn’t he with you?”

 He matched your confused look. “I thought he was with you, and that’s why he left out of here so fast.”

 The doubts suddenly rushed your mind. Why had Tyler lied to you? What was he doing?

 The color from Jamie’s face suddenly drained. “Everything okay cap?” you asked following his gaze. And you saw it. There was Tyler standing with a girl dressed scantily clad. He had his back against the wall and the girl was standing way too close for your comfort. You were about to go over there and drop your metaphorical gloves when it happened. She leaned in quickly her lips finding his. He looked shocked at first but then his lips matched hers.

 Your world had suddenly stopped spinning and the walls seemed to be coming down around you. Everything seemed to now move in slow motion. You watched as Tyler pushed the girl away but it was too late the damage had been done. His eyes met yours just as they filled with tears.

 You turned and ran, ignoring the calls from Jamie, the Seguins and most of all, Tyler. You didn’t know where you were going but what you did know is that you just lost your best friend and the love of your life all in one moment.

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Week of 2.13.17 - 2.29.17 // Valentine’s week! My roommates and I threw a Galentine’s party and it was super fun 💗  But it was a busy week all around, so I’m glad it’s over! My mental health hasn’t been awesome lately so I’m trying to practice more deep breaths and mindfulness. Let me know if you have any suggestions for calming down!

Listening: ‘Silly Love Songs’ by Paul McCartney

Paul Lahote Imagine

Request: Hey :) could I request a reader x Paul Lahote where he is injured but he hides it from the reader because he doesn’t want to seem weak, and she ends up helping patch him up when she finds out? Thanks!

Paul grumbled as he walked into your apartment. “Hey babe, everything okay?” You asked. He sat down on the couch next to you.

He smelled of metal, which meant he was bleeding somewhere. “I’m fine.”

“Honey, you reek of blood. Let me see.” You said sitting up to inspect him.

Paul pulled away and you groaned at him, “Stop babe.”

“I have to check you. It’s okay. I don’t think you’re weak. You’re still my big strong wolf.”

He huffed and eventually let you see the gash on his stomach. It was big and extremely bloody. You went to get your first aide kit to patch him up.

When you were done, you laid with him on the couch. “I’m sorry.” He said quietly, “I didn’t want you to see me like that.”

“Hey it’s okay silly. I love you.”

avikat  asked:

Name one silly Pat and Paul headcanon you have?

Paul is color blind for most of his life and when Pat finally afforded those glasses for colour blind people, Paul went shit crazy. he can’t stop staring at Pat or just running around the house pointing at stuff all excited

Honestly, this whole situation of them being mad at Dom bc of her show is actually pissing me off. They’re mad that very game related questions were asked, yet they were the ones that KEPT ASKING GAME RELATED QUESTIONS. If they really wanted it to not be about game they could have started asking silly questions, like Paul did when he was trying to help Mark avoid the showmance question. Don’t be mad at her for the interview theme that y'all kept up 😒 bc fr fr sis wasn’t even thinking about the game, she just tryna set herself up to make some coint after the show

Broadways Next Pierre

Over this past week the Broadway community hit a stand still when The Great Comet announced that Oaks run would be cut short in order to make room for the famous (no doubt, extremely talented) Mandy Patinkin. the problem? Mandy (a white famous actor) was essentially robbing Oak (a black actor) of a job. though it is up for debate if this was the right or wrong decision, the reality of this situation is Broadway is short a Pierre.

What now?

you simply cant have the great comet without Pierre, and there is surely nobody who could step in and learn the role within weeks.

thats what YOU think.

while we have been caught up in the storm that is The Great Comet fanmdom, we have failed to see whats been sitting in frot of us the whole time.

Jake Paul.

i know, i know. i sound crazy. but hear me out.

for those of you who dont know who Jake Paul is, let me fill you in :

Jake Paul is a You Tuber who has earned over 9 million subscribers to his self-titled channel where he posts comedy sketches, vlogs and songs. Also an actor, he was cast as Dirk on Disney Channel’s Bizaardvark, Lance in the YouTube Red Original Movie Dance Camp, and Dugan in the FOX Digital movie Mono. He is a crowned muser, with over 3.8 million fans. which means he has a HUGE fan base.

now that you are familiar with the BLESSING that is Jake Paul let me tell you why he would make the perfect Pierre.

the whole reason Great Comet is in danger is because of TICKET SALES, well fret no more, Jake Paul’s humongous fan base is SURE to drive up ticket sales, while opening the show to a whole new genre of people.You think Mandy would raise ticket sales? i have put together a detailed graph for your benefit.

this is what ticket sales for great comet look like as of right now..

tragic.

BUT using my extreme graphing knowledge I have put together a graph of the projected ticket sales if Jake Paul joins the show….

thats what i call progress.

now of course you still have your concerns about this plan, but no fear the answers are here.

“but EMMA” you’re saying ‘Jake Paul is white, isn’t that why the fandom went crazy? shouldn’t we continue to keep this show as diverse as possible?”

silly child. Jake Paul isn’t WHITE. hes NORTH AMERICAN.

sorry. it just really angers me when people ERASE HIS ETHNICITY.

now that his race is out of the way, i believe that Jake Paul would be the Perfect Pierre even WITHOUT his fan base. You see, Jake Paul has an endless amount of unique qualities that make him the Perfect Pierre.

first off.

hes a team player. Other than his amazing portrayal of the very complex character Dirk from, BIzaardvark, Jake Paul is famous for something else… team 10. TEAM 10 IS A SQUAD OF YOUNG LIKE MINDED INDIVIDUALS WHO TEAMED UP TOGETHER TO TAKE OVER HOLLYWOOD. Not only is Jake Paul PART of this, but he CREATED it. this shows not only is Jake Paul a team player, he is also a leader. this is VERY important in show business.

next we have Jake Paul’s IMPECCABLE talent.

Jake Paul is a triple threat, the whole package. hes a professional boxer, actor and….. singer. dont just take it from me, let SOCIETY DECIDE.

They agree with me.

this showcases many things…

-Jake Paul is an amazing performer

-see above

‘BUT EMMA” you’re saying “ if he is so amazing how do you know he wouold be able to make room for a Broadway debut?”

well, a week ago Jake Paul and Disney made a MUTUAL decision that he would no longer be appearing in their hit TV show Bizaardvark which means Jake Paul is out a job. it feels like god almost wanted this to happen.

finally, Jake Paul should be Pierre because he can relate to the character.

Pierre is a man who has lost the flame of love in his heart, a man of many mistakes, who in the end falls in love with Natasha.

Jake Paul is a man who had once lost the fire in his eyes, he would be with another girl night after night, and found himself is a cold relationship with Alissa violet. he has made many mistakes, trust me. but we all have our flaws. dont we?

in the end, Jake meets a beautiful girl….Erika

she is amazing, the light of his life

his bae.

she is his Natasha.

it is essential that an actor can relate to their character in some way, for Jake it would be a piece of Cake.

Jake Paul is the answer wee been searching for, turns out we just weren’t searching hard enough. i hope you all take this suggestion into consideration

if you have any questions please ask. and please, share this. make it go viral. we need Jake Paul to save this amazing show,

or soon, great comet wont be everyday

bro.