So today, my character creation teacher mentioned how you can make any lead character look adventurous by slapping a vest on them. He said you could even put a Marty McFly vest on Giger’s Alien and it would work.
So, while sittingon the toilett in the kinda house we live in, you hear your neighbors talking in a muted manner
I just heard a VeryDoneDad voice speaking through what sounded like a makeshift megaphone go “Report, report! I would like to inform you i will turn off electricity in the house if you do not fuck off to bed right NOW. END OF REPORT”
// My absolute favorite thing about any ship with McCree, is that the ship name is always just the other person’s name with Mc in front of it so it sounds like youre ordering obscure McDonald’s menu items like,
“hi yes i’d like to order 2 mcreapers with a side of mchanzos and a large mcjunkrat please” //
This was based off a prompt faerieswing gave me, “Snake is having trouble sleeping—Otacon helps him out. (Your choice whether it’s with “boring” anime, a “would you rather?” game, or any other method, sexy or otherwise.)
I kinda wanted to make it sexy, but no, things decided to get dumb and fluffy. Consider an AU where the timeline makes sense for what I wrote and for when the animes I referenced were actually airing.
So, uh, yeah…
Otasune; Rated: PG
Warnings for: N/A
Snake had to admit that having the company was refreshing.
Even if that company frequently went on incomprehensible, lengthy monologues about Cowboy Bebop, or rootkits.