silly ninja

Team Gai rule: If you lose the day’s practice match, you have to pay for the post-training meal, but you do get to pick the restaurant.

Good application of the Team Gai rule: Gai has to call a ninja ambulance every time Rock Lee loses a match. Tenten and Rock Lee capitalize on Neji’s food.


Team 9 is the ninja hypesquad

Also my sister’s chopstick game is so weak she holds them near the bottom like Rock Lee haha

  • Sasuke: I will do the laundry today.
  • Sakura: Um, are you sure Sasuke-kun? You've never-
  • Sasuke: (interrupts) Just let me do it, Sakura.
  • Sakura: Alright, alright. Thank you!
  • -a few hours later-
  • Sakura: Sasuke-kun all my clothes are ruined! The colors mixed and they all shrunk!
  • Sasuke: Doesn't matter. I got you new ones. (hands her a pile of clothes)
  • Sakura: Well you better, I don't want to have to walk around naked... (unfolds one shirt)
  • Sasuke: ...I'd never allow that to happen...
  • Sakura: (staring at the shirt, shocked) B-but these... they all have the Uchiha crest on them...
  • Sasuke: Yes.
  • Sakura: Tha-that's... I can't accept that, I'm not an Uchiha, I'm not worthy of-
  • Sasuke: Sakura, shut up.
  • Sakura: (slightly upset) ...
  • Sasuke: (lifts her chin up, smiling slightly) Will you marry me?
  • -years later-
  • Sakura: Darling?
  • Sasuke: Hn?
  • Sakura: You destroyed my clothes on purpose back then, haven't you?
  • Sasuke: (smirks) ...Maybe...

So a little bird (a puffin, in fact) told me it’s your birthday… So I did what I do best: drew the most ridiculous thing imaginable in hopes you’d like it. 
Happy birthday, @rikki-fanart !! I hope you have a wonderful time 8) ♡♡♡

Quick drawing of @commanderholly and @rubberninja as pigeons…because…cute…>A< ♥ (i wanted to draw a pink pigeon…)

I watch pigeons every day on my way home and they’re all snugly and cuddly these days…maybe it’s mating season ʅฺ(・ω・。)ʃฺ?i don’t know…and whenever i see pigeons i think of Holly because she’s the pigeon queen, i tell you!

Also if you guys ever read this: Love both of your videos and art streams ♥ Keep it up! I’m looking forward to Gameoverse and i don’t care how long it will take (๑و•̀ω•́)و

Venus De Milo was an accident. Sort of.

Splinter, at a loss of what to do with his frightening mutation and four screaming turtle mutant babies to look after, he hastily writes a letter to a personal mentor, friend and retired chemist who he trusted the most with this case but resided in rural China. When the letter arrived at Chung I’s door, he read it with a growing concern for his distant friend…. but also with curiosity. Chung I advises Splinter to send samples of the radioactive material that changed the man and turtles into their disfigured forms stating that he will examine it. “Its possible that a few tests could show a way to counteract the effects of this ooze you speak of.”

Once the samples had arrived, Chung I set to work, testing as many reactions as he knew, to observe if any had an effect on this strange material. Not even his most potent chemicals did anything noteworthy except explode, which was obviously an unfavorable outcome. Frustrated, Chung I spots a group of turtle hatchlings swimming in the river outside his home. Just then, he was stung with a need to experiment. After picking up the closest of the newborns, Chung I used the samples on the turtle. A flash of light enveloped the creature, changing its shape from a small reptile into one that resembled a human baby. Confounded and bewildered, Chung I dotes on the creature with utmost fascination and decides to raise the youth. With this development, he sent a letter back to Splinter, expressing dismay over his failure to discover a cure but advised Splinter to make the best of his new life and raise the young turtles as best as he can. “One day a cure may be found but for now, my friend, stay centered and at peace.” He decides against speaking of his new daughter, whom he names “Mei Pieh Chi”.


Inspired by “backslide” by blackkat