silly lucifer

Yesterday, the lights flickered, and there was a huge burst of wind against the door, so naturally I thought it had to be a demon. Rather than the air conditioner kicking on and the wind outside. I ran to get a pen immediately.

Two Lucifers

Pairing: Mark Pellegrino x Tom Ellis x Reader
Word count: 2,669
Warnings: Smut. Unprotected sex. Cussing. Drinking. Threesome (M/M/F). Oral Sex (Male and female)

Authors Note: This is not a new story.  Back when I was getting all the hate and decided to leave tumblr this was one of the stories I deleted before thinking twice. My friend was able to recover it and I’m finally getting around to re-posting. I’m not going to tag since it’s not “new”.

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You know what I think makes Tom Ellis’ Lucifer so engaging?

It’s the little bit of madness lurking behind his eyes. The deep, righteous rage. 

Like, this guy GETS Lucifer Morningstar – not the dime-store version of Satan, the bastardized Greco-Celtic god-myths warped into one frightening Tim Curry character – but the angel. Most beloved, most betrayed, who STAYED IN HELL because Daddy told him to – but also because he believed in justice. And all those bad little souls needed to get SOME kinda comeuppance, dammit. God wasn’t gonna do it – so Lucifer did.  

A thankless, never-ending task – even if he made the most fun out of it he could. But the monumental unfairness of getting blamed for EVERYTHING that goes wrong, after you’ve dedicated eternity to providing justice? That’d make me angry. Hell, that’d drive me more than a little mad.

And all that’s right here, in his eyes, whenever he gets pushed juuuust a little too far.

Originally posted by girl-that-no-one-knows

A Perfect Storm 11

Characters:  Sam, Dean, Cas, Reader, Jesse, Mystery Guest

Summary:  Reader is an actress on the show Supernatural.  What happens when she’s ripped from her world and thrown into Sam and Dean’s?

Word Count:  1560

Warnings:  Language

As always, feedback is welcomed and appreciated.  Tags are at the bottom. 

Originally posted by out-in-the-open

A Perfect Storm Part 11

You’re visibly shaken when Michael and the cage disappear. Castiel grips you by the elbow and steers you back up the stairs and out to the street. You can’t be certain, but you believe the angel is infusing you with his power, calming you. It’s subtle, the way he works it, not like before when you were panicking. Idly, you wonder if you may have this power as well.

When the steel door shuts behind you, Cas turns to you, kindness in his eyes. “Are you alright, (Y/N)?”  

Everyone seems to be asking you that the last few days. It’s a fair question. Though ‘alright’ has become a relative term. Alright in relation to what? You are Nephilim, sent to another universe, warded by magic, magic that has been removed by an evil witch, and your father is the archangel, Michael. To top it all off, you may or may not be the only one who can stop the antichrist from destroying the world. Oh, and you still don’t know who brought you here, what powers you may have, you miss your boyfriend and you are confused about a man who is a carbon copy of said boyfriend. So the angel asks a loaded question. The absurdity of it all hits you hard, you begin to giggle uncontrollably.

Cas stares at you in confusion, which only serves to make you laugh harder, doubling over and gripping your sides. “I…I’m sorry Cas. I must look like a total fucking whack job. It’s just…you asked me if I’m alright, and it’s just funny, you know?”

“I don’t understand,” he says in all seriousness. “This is…amusing?”

“It’s just fucking absurd. That makes it funny,” you tell the angel, standing and wiping the tears from your eyes. “I’m good, sorry.  I just needed to get that out of my system. Damn, I needed that.”

“Just when I think I have a grasp on the human condition, it all turns upside down again. I can’t see the humor in this.”

“Don’t worry about it. I don’t need a rubber room, I’m good, I swear. What next?”

“We need to go meet up with Sam and Dean.” Just like that, in the blink of an eye, Cas whisks you away to Ohio.

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Surprised//Closed Pt. 2

Two weeks later, Chloe began to worry a little. Chloe was never late. That was true mostly in her social life and always when it came to her time of the month. Sure, a day or two yes. But not a week. She was never late a week. There was a suspicion in the back of her mind, one that scared her. But it was silly! Lucifer had told her before he didn’t need protection because he was sterile. And yet… just to make sure, she bought the little test. The little test she was now holding in her shaking hands as she sat at the edge of the bathtub.
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100 kinks challenge

Ok so I’m starting this. I’m running this totally on requests so send me a character and a number and I’ll write you a oneshot 😊

The kinks will work on a first come first served basis so the first character i receive for a certain number will be the one i write. If a character has already been chosen for a particular kink, their name will be in brackets next to it and there will be a link to the oneshot when it is written. Send in a request here

Disclaimer: I did not make this list, I found it in the ‘100 kink challange’ tag

1.Kissing (Gabriel)
2.Discovering boundaries (making rules)
3.On the sofa(Cain)
4.Masturbation (Dean)
5.Hair Pulling (Sam)
6.Oral sex (Gadreel)
7.Something new
8.Romantic evening (Sam)
9.First time (Castiel)
10.Blindfolds (Cain)
11.No speaking (Chuck)
12.Sex game (Adam)
13.One catches the other Masturbating (Castiel)
14.Sex toys (Crowley)
15.Surprise sex (Sam)
16.Dry humping (Gabriel)
17.Teasing (Balthazar)
18.In a car (Adam)
19.Almost getting caught (John)
20.Break up/make up sex (Dean)
21.Clubbing (as in night club, unless you’re really kinky) (Balthazar)
22.Spanking (Sam)
23.Dirty talk (Chuck)
24.Biting (Dean)
25.Correcting each other’s technique (Castiel)
26.Not usual clothing/dress up (Charlie)
27.Inappropriate location (Sam)
28.Gags (Chuck)
29.In the bath/shower (Crowley)
30.Phone sex (Crowley)
31.Fully clothed (Kevin)
32.Skype/web cam sex (Sam)
33.Morning sex (Gabriel)
34.Voyeurism (Dean)
35.Public/semi public sex (Adam)
36.Against the wall (Dean)
37.Pain/sensation play (Crowley)
38.Medical play
39.Creative sexual positions (Kevin)
40.Cross-dressing
41.Spontaneous sex (Dean)
42.Double penetration (Demon!Dean and Crowley)
43.Bad sex/goes wrong (John)
44.Casual sex (Kevin)
45.Pushing boundaries (Sam)
46.Unique to the pairing
47.Bondage (Cas)
48.I love you (Rowena)
49.Chair sex (Balthazar)
50.Loud sex/knowing someone can hear (Dean)
51.Telling each other a kink and doing them (Gabriel)
52.Lingerie (Crowley)
53.Mirror (Crowley)
54.Writing a smut fic to each other and reading it to them (Sam)
55.In a really dirty place
56.Food (Dean)
57.A third person watches them (Michael and Adam)
58.Sensory deprivation (Michael)
59.Leather and metal (Lucifer)
60.Breath play (Crowley)
61.Dom/sub (Castiel)
62.Comfort sex (Gabriel)
63.Getting caught (Micheal)
64.Explaining their relationship to someone who didn’t know
65.Fight sex (Gadreel)
66.Outdoors (Sam)
67.Threesome/group sex (Gabriel + Balthazar)
68.Filming themselves (John)
69.Involving a hooker (Dean)
70.After an injury (Sam)
71.Hot and cold play (Micheal)
72.No foreplay (Chuck)
73.Spider walking (Kevin)
74.In/by a Swimming pool (Sam)
75.Inventing a secret sex language to use in public (Dean)
76.Smutty/sloppy/dirty sex (Crowley)
77.Sex toys (Sam)
78.Birthday surprise (Chuck)
79.Calming the others anger (Dean)
80.Sex machine (Dean)
81.Drunk (Dean)
82.Humiliation kink (Lucifer!Castiel)
83.Quickies (Kevin)
84.Needy, clingy sex (Dean)
85.Wake up In the middle of the night and have sex (Dean)
86.Really rough, shove-y sex (John)
87.No pain, just pleasure (Kevin)
88.Sex marathon (Sam)
89.On a plane (Dean)
90.Bizarre kink (Charlie)
91.In the dark
92.By the fire (Lucifer)
93.Christmas (Lucifer)
94.Silly giggly sex (Sam)
95.Plugs (Crowley)
96.While one of them is on the phone (Dean)
97.The others birthday 
98.Restrained sex (Kevin)
99.Tantric sex (Dean)
100.Repeating their favourite kink

drowning-in-daiya  asked:

Jealous!Rin is my favorite Rin so thank you!! Ummm do you have any bath head cannons for Mephisto, Shura, Lucifer, Yukio, Rin, and Arthur? Like who would initiate it, what they do for the bath setting, and who lets things go further? Sorry if it's a lot!!

aww, it’s you again <3

Mephisto:

- once you crossed that line, he’d want to do it all the time
- loves it when you wash his hair
- would totally let things go further
- you would both sit within bubbles and be silly 

Lucifer:

- bathing with him would stay like it, so no sexy time trying
- you would sit close and facing each other
- he would be the first one to initiate it

Arthur:

- would go for a herbal bath
- you would need to be together for a long time before he would say yes
- also no sexy time trying
- for him bathing has the only purpose to become clean

Shura:

- flowery scented bath
- would cuddle you the whole time
- the one to initiate it
- would tease you while bathing to turn you on but the sexy time would happen in your bed or against a wall

Yukio:

- more the type to have a quick shower, but once in a while he’d do it for you
- depending on his mood he could want to go further while bathing
- baths with him would still be quick, so no long hour bath

Rin:

- would initiate it but be a stuttering, blushing mess while doing it
- couldn’t look you in the eyes while bathing
- he would go for a more flowery scent but not that much that it would be highly obvious
- for things to go further you’d be together for some time, and then you would be the one to initiate it

anonymous asked:

Gabriel goes to check on his brother, Lucifer lying on the ground staring at the edge of the sky. "Did it hurt?" Gabriel asks, "when you fell from heaven?"/"don't be silly." Lucifer answers. "I was laughing all the way down. -inciting riots

. the dead anon poets society .

  • Chloe: I thought he killed you...
  • Lucifer: He did... I got better.
  • Chloe: *sigh* Oh, silly Lucifer back at it with the crazy devil talk.
  • Lucifer: What are you talking about?!? My shirt is literally soaked in blood! And did you miss the big pool of blood that was over near where you picked up your gun? Earlier today, I literally disappeared into thin air just as someone tried to shoot me. For a detective, you really aren't very observant are you?