silly lucifer

Run run little soldier, go cry to your mum,

You’re not brave enough to fight with Satan.

Run run little soldier, go cry to your dad,

But watch out for him, ‘cause he’s gonna get mad.

Run run little soldier, go cry to your mum,

You’re not strong enough to face my vessel Sam.

Run run little soldier, go cry to your dad,

He will yell at you and you will be sad.

Don’t run little soldier and stay here with us,

Everyone’s already dead including your Cas.

And now try to sing it like a song

skaoi-on-ao3  asked:

Hi wolfy! This is so fun. How about 55 and 24? :)

Ben! Benny, Benfael my guy - this has been super fun. *looks at all my unfilled prompts* *shoves them under my bed* FUN (no, but really this has been great) I had a hard time figuring out how to fill this one, hopefully it’s not disappointing 

55. “I fell in love with my best friend.” + 24. “Are you really going to leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”

Chloe paces back in forth in Linda’s office in unknowing imitation of Lucifer, the subject of her rant.

“And then! Then he just tells me that his whole marriage to Candy wasn’t real, well, it was legal, but that he did it because he thought I didn’t have a choice!” She whirls to face Linda. “I have a choice.” she says almost angrily.

Linda very quietly writes down ‘emotional transference’ on her paper pad. “Of course you do, Chloe. That’s not the real issue here.”

“It’s not?”

“No. Lucifer understands now, that, despite his Father’s meddling, you’re human, and thus capable of free will. The issue, Chloe, is what are you going to do with it?”

Chloe slumps down into her couch. “I don’t know.”

Linda nods. “And that’s okay. You don’t have to decide anything today.”

“But with everything Lucifer has told me, now that I know what he’s done for me.” Chloe rests her head in her hands. “He’s my best friend, Linda. What am I supposed to do with this?”

“Does knowing what you know now change how you feel about him?”

“No, not - not the important stuff.” Chloe chews on her thumb nail.

“And what is that?” Linda asks gently. Chloe sits there for a moment and then looks properly stunned.

“I fell in love with my best friend.” she says, like it’s only now hit her. “Oh, my god. I’m in love with Lucifer.”

Linda is a professional and she will not laugh, she will however draw little hearts in the margins of her notes for this session.

“And what are you going to do about that?” Linda presses.

“I should tell him?” Chloe says like it’s a question.

“If you want to, that’s an option.” Linda assures. 

“I - Yes, I’ll tell him. He deserves to know.” Chloe stands, looking suitably determined. She heads to the door, when Linda stops her.

“Are you really going to leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” 

Chloe turns back to Linda. “Do you think - you think he might feel the same way?” she asked uncertainly.

Linda smiles. “I think you already know the answer to that Chloe.”

She nods. “Of course.”

“But, if you’ll forgive a minor breach in patient confidentiality,” Linda says a bit mischievously. “I’d say you have nothing to worry about it. Go get your man. Or Devil, as the case may be.” 

Chloe smiles blindingly and the door to Linda’s office closes with a soft click. Linda chuckles quietly to herself and considers this session a successful one.

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You know what I think makes Tom Ellis’ Lucifer so engaging?

It’s the little bit of madness lurking behind his eyes. The deep, righteous rage. 

Like, this guy GETS Lucifer Morningstar – not the dime-store version of Satan, the bastardized Greco-Celtic god-myths warped into one frightening Tim Curry character – but the angel. Most beloved, most betrayed, who STAYED IN HELL because Daddy told him to – but also because he believed in justice. And all those bad little souls needed to get SOME kinda comeuppance, dammit. God wasn’t gonna do it – so Lucifer did.  

A thankless, never-ending task – even if he made the most fun out of it he could. But the monumental unfairness of getting blamed for EVERYTHING that goes wrong, after you’ve dedicated eternity to providing justice? That’d make me angry. Hell, that’d drive me more than a little mad.

And all that’s right here, in his eyes, whenever he gets pushed juuuust a little too far.

Originally posted by girl-that-no-one-knows

A Perfect Storm 11

Characters:  Sam, Dean, Cas, Reader, Jesse, Mystery Guest

Summary:  Reader is an actress on the show Supernatural.  What happens when she’s ripped from her world and thrown into Sam and Dean’s?

Word Count:  1560

Warnings:  Language

As always, feedback is welcomed and appreciated.  Tags are at the bottom. 

Originally posted by out-in-the-open

A Perfect Storm Part 11

You’re visibly shaken when Michael and the cage disappear. Castiel grips you by the elbow and steers you back up the stairs and out to the street. You can’t be certain, but you believe the angel is infusing you with his power, calming you. It’s subtle, the way he works it, not like before when you were panicking. Idly, you wonder if you may have this power as well.

When the steel door shuts behind you, Cas turns to you, kindness in his eyes. “Are you alright, (Y/N)?”  

Everyone seems to be asking you that the last few days. It’s a fair question. Though ‘alright’ has become a relative term. Alright in relation to what? You are Nephilim, sent to another universe, warded by magic, magic that has been removed by an evil witch, and your father is the archangel, Michael. To top it all off, you may or may not be the only one who can stop the antichrist from destroying the world. Oh, and you still don’t know who brought you here, what powers you may have, you miss your boyfriend and you are confused about a man who is a carbon copy of said boyfriend. So the angel asks a loaded question. The absurdity of it all hits you hard, you begin to giggle uncontrollably.

Cas stares at you in confusion, which only serves to make you laugh harder, doubling over and gripping your sides. “I…I’m sorry Cas. I must look like a total fucking whack job. It’s just…you asked me if I’m alright, and it’s just funny, you know?”

“I don’t understand,” he says in all seriousness. “This is…amusing?”

“It’s just fucking absurd. That makes it funny,” you tell the angel, standing and wiping the tears from your eyes. “I’m good, sorry.  I just needed to get that out of my system. Damn, I needed that.”

“Just when I think I have a grasp on the human condition, it all turns upside down again. I can’t see the humor in this.”

“Don’t worry about it. I don’t need a rubber room, I’m good, I swear. What next?”

“We need to go meet up with Sam and Dean.” Just like that, in the blink of an eye, Cas whisks you away to Ohio.

Keep reading

100 kinks challenge

Ok so I’m starting this. I’m running this totally on requests so send me a character and a number and I’ll write you a oneshot 😊

The kinks will work on a first come first served basis so the first character i receive for a certain number will be the one i write. If a character has already been chosen for a particular kink, their name will be in brackets next to it and there will be a link to the oneshot when it is written. Send in a request here

Disclaimer: I did not make this list, I found it in the ‘100 kink challange’ tag

1.Kissing (Gabriel)
2.Discovering boundaries (making rules)
3.On the sofa(Cain)
4.Masturbation (Dean)
5.Hair Pulling (Sam)
6.Oral sex (Gadreel)
7.Something new
8.Romantic evening (Sam)
9.First time (Castiel)
10.Blindfolds (Cain)
11.No speaking (Chuck)
12.Sex game (Adam)
13.One catches the other Masturbating (Castiel)
14.Sex toys (Crowley)
15.Surprise sex (Sam)
16.Dry humping (Gabriel)
17.Teasing (Balthazar)
18.In a car (Adam)
19.Almost getting caught (John)
20.Break up/make up sex (Dean)
21.Clubbing (as in night club, unless you’re really kinky) (Balthazar)
22.Spanking (Sam)
23.Dirty talk (Chuck)
24.Biting (Dean)
25.Correcting each other’s technique (Castiel)
26.Not usual clothing/dress up (Charlie)
27.Inappropriate location (Sam)
28.Gags (Chuck)
29.In the bath/shower (Crowley)
30.Phone sex (Crowley)
31.Fully clothed (Kevin)
32.Skype/web cam sex (Sam)
33.Morning sex (Gabriel)
34.Voyeurism (Dean)
35.Public/semi public sex (Adam)
36.Against the wall (Dean)
37.Pain/sensation play (Crowley)
38.Medical play
39.Creative sexual positions (Kevin)
41.Spontaneous sex (Dean)
42.Double penetration (Demon!Dean and Crowley)
43.Bad sex/goes wrong (John)
44.Casual sex (Kevin)
45.Pushing boundaries (Sam)
46.Unique to the pairing
47.Bondage (Cas)
48.I love you (Rowena)
49.Chair sex (Balthazar)
50.Loud sex/knowing someone can hear (Dean)
51.Telling each other a kink and doing them (Gabriel)
52.Lingerie (Crowley)
53.Mirror (Crowley)
54.Writing a smut fic to each other and reading it to them (Sam)
55.In a really dirty place
56.Food (Dean)
57.A third person watches them (Michael and Adam)
58.Sensory deprivation (Michael)
59.Leather and metal (Lucifer)
60.Breath play (Crowley)
61.Dom/sub (Castiel)
62.Comfort sex (Gabriel)
63.Getting caught (Micheal)
64.Explaining their relationship to someone who didn’t know
65.Fight sex (Gadreel)
66.Outdoors (Sam)
67.Threesome/group sex (Gabriel + Balthazar)
68.Filming themselves (John)
69.Involving a hooker (Dean)
70.After an injury (Sam)
71.Hot and cold play (Micheal)
72.No foreplay (Chuck)
73.Spider walking (Kevin)
74.In/by a Swimming pool (Sam)
75.Inventing a secret sex language to use in public (Dean)
76.Smutty/sloppy/dirty sex (Crowley)
77.Sex toys (Sam)
78.Birthday surprise (Chuck)
79.Calming the others anger (Dean)
80.Sex machine (Dean)
81.Drunk (Dean)
82.Humiliation kink (Lucifer!Castiel)
83.Quickies (Kevin)
84.Needy, clingy sex (Dean)
85.Wake up In the middle of the night and have sex (Dean)
86.Really rough, shove-y sex (John)
87.No pain, just pleasure (Kevin)
88.Sex marathon (Sam)
89.On a plane (Dean)
90.Bizarre kink (Charlie)
91.In the dark
92.By the fire (Lucifer)
93.Christmas (Lucifer)
94.Silly giggly sex (Sam)
95.Plugs (Crowley)
96.While one of them is on the phone (Dean)
97.The others birthday 
98.Restrained sex (Kevin)
99.Tantric sex (Dean)
100.Repeating their favourite kink

Surprised//Closed Pt. 2

Two weeks later, Chloe began to worry a little. Chloe was never late. That was true mostly in her social life and always when it came to her time of the month. Sure, a day or two yes. But not a week. She was never late a week. There was a suspicion in the back of her mind, one that scared her. But it was silly! Lucifer had told her before he didn’t need protection because he was sterile. And yet… just to make sure, she bought the little test. The little test she was now holding in her shaking hands as she sat at the edge of the bathtub.