silly jerk

Relatable falsettos lyrics

- I’m bitching
- BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH
- petty, petty, petty, petty
- I think she’s very insecure,,, but so am iiiiiiiiiiiii
- ‘I was rich, he was horny’ 'we fit like a glove!’
- L O V E M E
- 'honey, why don’t you go out and play?’ 'nO’
- I worry a lot, I worry a lot, I worry a lot
- don’t ask me questions, I’m frightened of questions
- I can cry on cue
- IM BREAKING DOOOOOWN
- we’re tired
- I’m embarrassed
- 'king of the losers’ 'at eiGHTY AN HOUR’
- silly, childish jerks
- LIFES A SHAAAAAM AND EVERY MOVE IS WRONG
- hating our lives
- I despise your need for stupid conversation
- I am so D.U.M.B
- I hate the world
- I think girls are the most beautiful thing
- H O M O S E X U A L S
- this is so much crAP!
- I hate baseball I really do
- look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Its a lesbian from next door!
- IIIIIII DONT GET IT, IIIIIIIIVE BEEN LEFT BEHIND
- everyone hates his parents, don’t be ashamed. You’ll grow up, you’ll come through, you’ll have kids, and they’ll hate you too
- if I’m a bitch well I am what I am
- I’m trying to keep sane
- life,,,,,, s u c k s

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Some things I bet you didn’t know about Carnelian, is that she’s sort of a crass, violent gem, not necessarily mean but just really, really angry. Like, really angry! She may seem cute most of the time, but she has a temper about seven magnitudes greater than the Hulk. Also, she’s often very dramatic when summoning her weapon, which, like Pearl’s spear, can be summoned blade-first or handle-first.

(Also featuring: lapisjazzuli‘s Jet Lignite and univaro‘s Carnelian!)