silky drawers

✰ * º ❛ grease sentence starters. ❜

        (   part of the chick flick series   )

‘  i could flirt with all the guys. smile at them and bat my eyes.  ’
‘  what will they say monday at school?  ’
‘  can’t you see that i’m in misery?  ’
‘  made a start, now we’re apart. there’s nothing left for me.  ’
‘  please say you’ll stay.  ’
‘  don’t make me laugh.  ’
‘  a hickey from me is like a hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!  ’
‘  i sit and wonder why you left me.  ’
‘  somehow, someway, our two worlds will be one.  ’
‘  my darling, you hurt me real bad. you know it’s true.  ’
‘  you gotta believe me when i say i’m helpless without you.  ’
‘  won’t go to bed till i’m legally wed.  ’
‘  i was not brought up that way.  ’
‘  she looks too pure to be pink.  ’
‘  i don’t drink or swear.  ’
‘  i get ill from one cigarette.  ’
‘  keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers!  ’
‘  keep that pelvis far from me!   ’
‘  just keep your cool, now you’re starting to drool.  ’
‘  are you making fun of me?  ’
‘  some people are so touchy!  ’
‘  you know that ain’t no shit. we’ll be getting lots of tit.  ’
‘  i’ll kill to get the money.  ’
‘  you know that i ain’t bragging.  ’
‘  you are supreme.  ’
‘   tell me about it, stud.  ’
‘  i got chills, they’re multiplying and i’m losing control.  ’
‘  you better shape up.  ’
‘  my heart is set on you.  ’
‘  you better shape up, you better understand.  ’
‘  to my heart, i must be true.  ’
‘  you’re the one that i want.  ’
‘  if you’re filled with affection, you’re too shy to convey. meditate in my direction – feel your way.  ’
‘  i better shape up ‘cause you need a man.  ’
‘  i need a man who can keep me satisfied.  ’
‘  you better prove that my faith is justified.  ’
‘  your story’s sad to tell.  ’
‘  most mixed up non-delinquent on the block.  ’
‘  your future’s so unclear now.  ’
‘  what’s left of your career now?  ’
‘  there are worse things i could do.  ’
‘  the neighborhood thinks i’m trashy and no good.  ’
‘  make them think they stand a chance then refuse to see it through.  ’
‘  i could hurt someone like me out spite or jealousy.  ’
‘  i don’t steal and i don’t lie, but i can feel and i can cry. in fact, i bet you never knew.  ’
‘  to cry in front of you – that’s the worst thing i could do.  ’
‘  boy, good news travels fast around.  ’
‘  i met a girl crazy for me.  ’
‘  i met a boy, cute as can be.  ’
‘  tell me more.  ’
‘  he sounds like a drag.  ’
‘  not the first to know there’s just no getting over you.  ’
‘  i’m hopelessly devoted to you.  ’
‘  i know i’m just a fool who’s willing to sit around and wait for you.  ’
‘  there’s nothing else for me to do. i’m hopelessly devoted to you.  ’
‘  there’s nowhere to hide since you pushed my love aside.  ’
‘  fool, forget him.  ’
‘  my heart is saying don’t let go.  ’
‘  hold on to the end, that’s what i intend to do.  ’
‘  look at me, there has to be something more than they see.  ’
‘  hold your head high.  ’
‘  i’m not very hungry… just give me a double polar burger with everything on it and a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream.  ’
‘  men are rats. listen to me, they’re fleas on rats. worse than that, they’re amoebas on fleas on rats. i mean, they’re too low for even the dogs to bite.  ’
‘  the only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.  ’
‘  peachy keen, jellybean.  ’
‘  my parents want to invite you over for tea on sunday.  ’
‘  i don’t like parents.  ’
‘  i’ve got so many hickeys people think i’m a lepar.  ’
‘  do you think these glasses make me look smarter?  ’
‘  eat your heart out.  ’
‘  sloppy seconds ain’t my style.  ’
‘  every teacher i got this year has flunked me at least once.  ’
‘  i just ain’t gonna take any of her crap, that’s all. i don’t take no crap from nobody.  ’
‘  i’m sure glad you didn’t take any of her crap. you would of really told her off, huh?  ’
‘  it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. it’s what you do with your dancin’ shoes.  ’
‘  i don’t look as it as dropping out. i look as it as a very strategic career move.  ’
‘  that’s cool, baby. you know how it is, rockin’ and rollin’ and whatnot.  ’
‘  that’s my name. don’t wear it out.  ’
‘  what’s the matter with you?  ’
‘  what’s the matter with me? baby, what’s the matter with you?  ’
‘  you’re a fake and a phony and i wish i never laid eyes on you!  ’
‘  i hear you’re knocked up.  ’
‘  i don’t run away from my mistakes.  ’
‘  don’t worry, it was someone else’s mistake.  ’
‘  thanks a lot, kid.i think there’s more to you than just fat.  ’
‘  i got twinkies. anybody want one?  ’
‘  twinkies and wine? oh, that’s real class.  ’
‘  what’s the matter? we don’t got cooties!  ’
‘  i’ll bet you never had a drink before either, have you?  ’
‘  i’ll take it to the grave.  ’
‘  coming through, coming through! lady with a baby!  ’
‘  much better than hanging around here with you dorks.  ’
‘  the rules are… there ain’t no rules!  ’
‘  if you find him, give him my phone number.  ’
‘  he was sort of special.  ’
‘  there ain’t no such thing.  ’
‘  beauty is pain.  ’
‘  when a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something’s gotta be wrong.  ’
‘  c’mon, let’s go for some pizza.  ’
‘  you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’.  ’
‘  you got the personality of a wet mop.  ’
‘  that is the ugliest looking thing i ever saw.  ’
‘  you can’t just walk out of the drive-in.  ’
‘  don’t worry about it. nobody’s watching.  ’
‘  i thought i meant something to you!  ’
‘  you think i’m going to stay here with you in this– -   this sin wagon?  ’
‘  i feel like a defective typewriter.  ’
‘  oh, bite the weenie.  ’
‘  what are you gonna be when you grow up?  ’

MUSICAL SENTENCE STARTERS.
  • ❝ Uh, do whatever you want, I'm super dead! ❞
  • ❝ You have a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important. ❞
  • ❝ Ring ring, hello? Oh, hold on, it's for you - it's second place. ❞
  • ❝ You know that I ain't bragging. ❞
  • ❝ I'm reading this from Wikipedia, so it has to be true. ❞
  • ❝ Let's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin' the pot. ❞
  • ❝ I bet I've got til lunch at least before everyone sees I'm a spaz! ❞
  • ❝ I'm not very hungry - just gimme a double Polar Burger with everything and a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream. ❞
  • ❝ Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo! ❞
  • ❝ Hey turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits. ❞
  • ❝ Is that unfair? -- Oh wait, I don't care. ❞
  • ❝ The truth is that you're such a dork, you kinda make it cool. ❞
  • ❝ We got more balls than the team we cheer for! ❞
  • ❝ Miss Goody Two Shoes makes me wanna barf. ❞
  • ❝ Even mocking cheerleaders cannot hide the emptiness in my soul. ❞
  • ❝ They're dogs! No! Lower than that, they're fleas on dogs! ❞
  • ❝ I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me. ❞
  • ❝ The dinosaurs choked on the dust, they died because God said they must. ❞
  • ❝ Happy kitties, sleepy puppies, tiny duckies, sparkly ponies... ❞
  • ❝ My teen angst bullshit has a body count. ❞
  • ❝ Give my love to the leprechauns. ❞
  • ❝ I thought you were a spoiled, rich, uptight little white bitch now I think you're just white. ❞
  • ❝ I am tired of living alone with my cat! ❞
  • ❝ You drink a lot of Red Bull, don't you? ❞
  • ❝ If I get blood on the carpet my mother will kill me. ❞
  • ❝ Some say that I'm a pompous creep - somehow I don't lose that much sleep. ❞
  • ❝ Such a blunder. Sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder. ❞
  • ❝ Shakin' at the high school hop. ❞
  • ❝ I've got lots of experience with not fitting in. Do you need some pointers? ❞
  • ❝ Ugh. You've got a left hand, use it. ❞
  • ❝ Showing up here took some guts, time to rip 'em out. ❞
  • ❝ Keep that pelvis far from me! ❞
  • ❝ Thanks, but I don't need voices in my head today. ❞
  • ❝ You don't wanna hear all the horny details. ❞
  • ❝ I gotta go get my asthma spray... ❞
  • ❝ Your perfume smells like your daddy's got money. ❞
  • ❝ Does your mommy know you eat all this crap? ❞
  • ❝ Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply. ❞
  • ❝ Language, honey child, please. ❞
  • ❝ Like a beautiful blonde pineapple. ❞
  • ❝ I don't rat my hair! ❞
  • ❝ My dog speaks more eloquently than thee. ❞
  • ❝ Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in. ❞
  • ❝ You're my last meal on death row. ❞
  • ❝ I've got a big butt, well so what? It's good as any other! ❞
  • ❝ I led a protest march against insensitive cartoons! ❞
  • ❝ Some people are SO touchy. ❞
  • ❝ Mama gave birth to the hand-jive. ❞
  • ❝ It's hot in here and kinda smells like someone wet the bed... ❞
  • ❝ Oh... I wanted to answer the puppy question? ❞
  • ❝ You're absolutely right - should have shot him in the mouth, that would've shut him up. ❞
  • ❝ I haven't slept since 1992. ❞
  • ❝ Malum in se is an action evil in itself. Assault, murder, white shoes after labor day. ❞
  • ❝ You need a cite a more specific grievance. Here's an itemized list of all these years of diagreements. ❞
  • ❝ Donate my car to crippled kids, or to those ghetto moms on crack. ❞
  • ❝ I'm, like, gonna cry - I got tears comin' outta my nose! ❞
  • ❝ Keep your filthy paws off of my silky drawers. ❞
  • ❝ Color me stoked. ❞
  • ❝ Yo, who the f is this? ❞
  • ❝ You've got the best friggin shoes! ❞
  • ❝ Keep it positive as you slap her to the floor! ❞
  • ❝ Come on! Let's go krunkin' in the parking lot! ❞
  • ❝ I've come of age to be a raging castrating bitch! ❞
  • ❝ I'll be Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities. ❞
  • ❝ Really stick it to the phallocentric war machine! ❞
  • ❝ Must we all descend into madness? ❞
  • ❝ It's a work of genius. I couldn't undo it if I tried.... and I tried. ❞
  • ❝ Dear God... it's scented. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ So go on, here's my head, just hit it with a rock. ❞
  • ❝ I want a devil in skin tight leather. ❞
  • ❝ You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick? ❞
  • ❝ You know, for a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't never caught a rabbit. ❞
  • ❝ Honestly, it's kind of draining... ❞
  • ❝ I just did what you wished you could but you don't have the balls. ❞
  • ❝ I'm dazzling! Magnificent! I am the one percent! ❞
  • ❝ Now what I'm going to say may seem indelicate... ❞
  • ❝ I'm gonna French kiss with tongue like I dreamed I'd do - and not just with my pillow! ❞
  • ❝ It's like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages! ❞
  • ❝ Someone's had their morning coffee... ❞
  • ❝ We're what killed the dinosaurs! ❞
  • ❝ I don't know what you heard, but whatever it is, they started it. ❞
  • ❝ Fine, okay, I'm gay! ❞
  • ❝ You can set my bones and I know CPR. ❞
  • ❝ Immigrants - we get the job done. ❞
  • ❝ Man. What rich, romantic planet are you from? ❞
  • ❝ Whaaaaaaat. ❞
  • ❝ What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ Awesome... wow. ❞
  • ❝ I'm bigger than John Lennon! ❞
  • ❝ I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. ❞
  • ❝ If you're going for mediocre, you've done great! ❞
  • ❝ Alright, we can't break out of here, but we sure can break a sweat! ❞
  • ❝ Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky. ❞
  • ❝ It's got groove! It's got meaning! ❞
  • ❝ When I fight I make the other side panicky! ❞
  • ❝ That is a metro hetero jerk! ❞
  • ❝ Love is like forever this is no time to economize! ❞
  • ❝ Their thinkin' is stinkin' and a little outdated. ❞
  • ❝ I'm probably too cool for you, so friend request denied. ❞
  • ❝ You're on Jiffy Pop detail. ❞
  • ❝ I don't have to always be right - when I'm with you, I just am. ❞
  • ❝ I'm raisin' hell and I'm a felon in a four foot frame. ❞
  • ❝ Guys who wear that get beat up on my street. ❞
  • ❝ It's like making love to you all night, NO WAIT! It feels so much better! ❞
  • ❝ No sleep for you, better chug that Mountain Dew. ❞
  • ❝ All I got was a running nose and Asiatic flu. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't no friend of mine. ❞
  • ❝ We have fought on like, seventy-five different fronts. ❞
  • ❝ I'm not freaking out, I'm really okay, I'm totally chill. ❞
  • ❝ If your Irish boy tires of you, you're allowed to shoot him in the knees. ❞
  • ❝ You ever see somebody ruin their own life? ❞
  • ❝ The more you jump around and scream, the sexier you seem. ❞
  • ❝ Peachy keen, jellybean. ❞
  • ❝ Both your hair and shoes are flat. ❞
  • ❝ Lookin' hot, Cream of Mushroom! ❞

anonymous asked:

Star Wars TCW, but also add your crack otp

NICE

otp: umm anakin/obi-wan (crack otp was probably obi-wan and maul tbh)

brotp: ahsoka and rex

notp: off the top of my head I can’t think of one, but tbh like, anyone who so much as looked at ventress. leave that poor girl alone. get your filthy paws off her silky drawers.