Hey friends, send me yr Thanksgiving/Friendsgiving Silicon Valley headcanon! 

To start:

Dinesh and Gilfoyle fucking off to a bar open on Thanksgiving because the holiday is stupid, they don’t have any family in the Bay Area anyway, and honestly it’s a great excuse to binge drink next to each other without admitting enjoying one another’s company. “Us? Drinking in solidarity over hating American colonialism/American identity? It’s more likely thank you think.”

Richard ignoring phone calls from his family and forgetting to book a ticket home back to Tulsa. Jared having no home to return to. They wind up cooking a vegetarian meal together on a whim – Jared is at the hacker hostel doing ill advised holiday work and Richard had planned on playing Wolfenstein 2 all day, but feels bad for Jared and suggests making dinner together. They quickly realize the fridge only has Fage yogurt and almond milk and Gilfoyle’s beer. They shop together at a Korean supermarket that happens to be open on Thanksgiving, and Jared ends up making a mild tofu stew. 

Every character ever
  • Canon: this character is charismatic and intelligent, quite a perfectionist, and would sacrifice everything for his loved ones, usually nor is he attracted to anyone
  • Fandom: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay is fucking gay and seeks love

Paris Hilton’s entire career was a performance art piece that all at once defined, critiqued and predicted modern culture. Whether by design or not, her work set the template for: -The downfall and comeback of Britney Spears -The spread of social media -The meteoric rise of High School Musical -The selfie -Lady Gaga’s first two album cycles -Meme culture -The Cubs winning the World Series -KPop -Silicon Valley -The Kardashians’ very existence -The Trump Administration -Globalism -Blue Ivy Carter -The Marvel Cinematic Universe …the list goes on. Whether you like it or not, Paris Hilton is the beginning, middle and end of everything you know about culture. That’s hot.

Originally posted by jadiore

The big difference
  • when you get a good rating: Cool :)
  • when your otp becomes official: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THAT HAPPENED IN MY LIFE, PUEDO MORIR FELIZ :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD -scream of happiness-