silent bob speaks

Silent Bob

So in this game, we had communication devices and were leading a small rebellion. one of the generals was an NPC called Silent Bob, named because he was mute. This is what happened when our leader called the base asking for reinforcements:

Leader: I call Silent Bob.

DM: Ok. *Rolls* The call goes through.

DM: ………..

Us: ………

Me: dying of laughter in the background

After at least two minutes of confusion and the leader yelling “Silent Bob?” I decided to speak up,

Me: *Wheezing* Guys!! He’s SILENT BOB!!! SILENT……BOB!!!!!

Everyone then proceeded to facepalm and blame our leader.


I grew up fat I know about rejection. I would never go out of my way… I endeavor to not let people feel rejected ever. It’s fucking the bane of my existence, it’s why if I start signing I’m signing for fucking hours. It’s why strangers come into my house and conduct interviews, it’s why the website fucking exists. I’m that guy, I’m a guy who understands what it’s like to be rejected, so I never want anyone to feel rejected, you know, if I could I would cast each role with five different actors just so none of them felt bad for being left out. So never in a million years I don’t care who you are, do you walk through the door, and I’m gonna like rob you of your dignity or anything like that. I’m pulling for you even if you suck, I won’t let you think you suck.
—  Kevin Smith