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TA: look our cu2p baby iin the eye2 and tell u2 why you’re never at home, kk!

CG: JEGUS WEPT, SOLLUX, THEY AREN’T OUR WRIGGLERS—

TA: well ii 2uppo2e they aren’t YOUR2! 

TA: you 2pend more tiime at work than you do at home!

CG: MAYBE THAT’S BECAUSE MY WORK ISN’T A BATSHIT NAGGY ASSHOLE WHO SITS ON HIS PLUSH RUMP ALL DAY WHILE I WORK TO PUT GRUBLOAF ON THE TABLE!  

TA: ii’m confrontiing you 2o they don’t have two liive iin a 2iingle 2iign hou2ehold! kk, they depend on you! ii depend on you! 

CG: I CAN’T TAKE THIS, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!

TA: KK YOU’RE TEARIING THI2 FAMIILY APART!

CG: I’M GOING BACK TO THE OFFICE! I DON’T NEED THIS HOOFBEAST SHIT IN MY OWN HIVE!

TA: II ALREADY FIIXED DINNER, YOU GET BACK HERE AND EAT IIT!

TA: plea2e note the break iin the graph 

TA: that iindiicate2 that completely lii2tiing the thiings that are above the bottom would 2tretch the graph two crazy proportiion2 

TA: iin thii2 ca2e ii have omiitted every known genu2 of pond 2cum and all the diifferent emotiion2 you feel when you are workiing wiith a diigiital paiint program and iit quiit2 before you can 2ave your work and liike a thou2and other iirriitatiing and totally poiintle22 thiing2 we all hate

TC: AaWwW, wHo’S tHiS cUtE mOtHeRfUcKeR wItH a SoPoR nOsE? iS iT yOu? I tHiNk It Is!  

TC: yOu’Re GonNa GrOw Up To Be ThE bEsT lIl SuBjUgGuLaToR iN tHe WhOlE wOrLd ArEn’T yOu?

CT: D —> Highb100d I w001d never question your 

CT: D —> Authority 

CT: D —> But I’m not sure sopor is an appropriate digestible for humans

TC: BuT tHiS lIL mOtHeRfUcKeR hAs To GrOw Up BiG aNd STRONG jUsT lIkE hIs MaMa :o( 

CT: D —> Wh 

CT: D —> I 

CT: D —> Perhaps I could suggest 100sus milk instead

TC: UuUuH 

TC: aLrIgHt! BuT fIrSt We GoTtA fInIsH tHiS pIe! 

TC: OpEn WiDe FoR tHe AiRbOrNe TrAnSpoRtAtIoNaL mAcHiNe! :o) HoOoOnK hOoOnK!

CT: D —> Oh dear

AT: i THINK YOU ARE ALL PRETTY NEAT, }:) 

AT: tHAT’S KIND OF A, uH, bALLPARK FIGURE, tHOUGH SINCE i HAVEN’T, mET MANY HUMANS 

AT: aND YOU DON’T WEAR YOUR SIGNS AS MUCH AS TROLLS DO, sO i NEVER KNOW, iF WE SHARE THE SAME SIGN, 

AT: nOW THAT i THINK ABOUT IT, dOESN’T THAT GET, uH, cONFUSING FOR YOU,

TT: Astrologically speaking, being born on a “cusp” is being born on a date where one zodiac sign switches over to another. It is suggested that people born on the cusp of two zodiac signs will showing an amalgam of the most standard personality traits of both signs.

TT: Of course, this is all astrology, determined by astrologists, who are only slightly more reliable than wizards. 

GA: I Dont Believe It Would Be Fair To Make Assumptions About Those Who Share My Sign Nor Realistic To Think That I Ever Could Begin To 

GA: I Still Find It Baffling That So Many Of You Could Have The Same Sign 

GA: Such A Thing Is Unheard Of In Troll Culture But I Suppose You All Seem To Get Along Well Enough With The Way Things Are 

GA: Once I Get Past The Strangeness Of The Thought I Suppose I Feel A Sort Of Fondness For You 

CT: D —> You sh001d first congratulate

AG: Congratu8!

CT: D —> Yourself on sharing the signs of two respectable b100 b100ds

AG: How very lucky for you!!!!!!!! :::;)

CT: D —> Yes 

CT: D —> You must have very STRONG luck to be so fortunate

AG: Fortu8!

CT: D —> C001d you please stop doing that

AG: No!!!!!!!! >::::)

CG: THEY HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE TWICE THE UNREASONABLE ASSHOLES THE REST OF US ARE, SO I SUPPOSE THERE’S THAT.

AA: theyre 0kay

AT: uH, cUSPS ARE, wHAT, aGAIN, }:O

TA: they’re diiviided between two siigns? wow ii wonder what that mu2t be liike.

AC: :33 < i think they’re purrfect!! 

GA: I Do Not Believe I Have Ever Encountered An Equivalent Problem In Troll Culture

GC: TH3Y’R3 1NT3R3ST1NG! MYST3R1OUS, 3V3N…

AG: I 8et they have the capacity for twice the luck!!!!!!!! >:::O

CT: D —> Where do they stand on the hemoospectrum

TC: hAhA, wHaT? :o) 

CA: theyre probably wweirdos if you ask me

CC: T)(ey get t)(e best of bot)( w)(orlds!