The signs as stuff my friends have said pt. 2
  • Aries:I am the great squid penetrator, who penetrates people's minds
  • Taurus:Brb jerking off my anger
  • Gemini:My laugh goes from manly chuckle to withy cackle
  • Cancer:Are you fucking serious, of course I know it's a vibrator, I created a hentai squad
  • Leo:I'm 18. I'm a grown person, I can do things. Like never sleep
  • Virgo:I wrote yaoi in a church
  • Libra:When you sing and hit the note perfectly while burping
  • Scorpio:I want to fight a bus driver
  • Sagittarius:My tiny kokoro has melted
  • Capricorn:It looks like I can choke a dolphin with one hand
  • Aquarius:Go to bed! Or I'll spank you like a disobedient avocado
  • Pisces:I have a habit of hanging out with my friends moms

so the phone interview went well! i got the job? just gotta sign the contract and stuff – but I’m not a tutor for a national tutoring company helping teach A WHOLE BUNCH of subjects. it was just nice to meet an adult excited about my degree as I am!!  but here’s one step closer to being a teacher :)

weiss-that-loops  asked:

(Mun agrees completely with what you said to the whiny baby. If you're only watching for one aspect, and it's not there yet, then go watch something else til it appears.) "Rooster Teeth will build the story how they and Monty planned it."

It’d be one thing if the requests were uniformly reasonable. If we didn’t have people screaming that Rooster Teeth were homophobic, if we didn’t have such aggressive demands to make specific ships canon, and demonize anyone who ‘stands in the way.’ That last point is a personal one, but I stand by it.

There are better ways to do it, ways I’m seeing people bring up. And they’re right, casual representation would be appreciated. Even if it was just stuff like that guy who held up Scarlet’s sign in the crowd, stuff like that, but just as common as any heterosexual content. Stuff like more same-sex partners at the dance, et cetra.

But, the way that the most vocal fans go about it is not only harmful, it’s drifting from the point. There is a difference, and that difference needs to be recognized. Both sides have their own correct points. And unfortunately, their incorrect extremes.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
how quickly the signs get emotionally attached to a character
  • Easily and quickly:Cancer, Pisces, Virgo, and Taurus.
  • it's a few episodes in until they actually start loving them:Leo, Aries, Libra, and Scorpio.
  • They don't realize they're emotionally attached until they're crying because of them:Aquarius, Gemini, Capricorn, and Sagittarius.
The signs as emotions you can’t explain

Aries: Rubatosis

the unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.

Taurus: Onism

the frustration of being only in one body, being able to be only at a one place at a time.

Gemini: Monachopsis

the subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.

Cancer: Jouska

a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.

Leo: Adronitis

frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.

Virgo: Onism

the awareness of how little of the world you’ll experience.

Scorpio: Lachesism

the desire to be struck by a disaster and surviving it.

Libra: Liberosis

the desire to care less about things.

Sagittarius: Yū Yi

the desire to see with fresh eyes, and feel things just as powerfully as you did when you were younger-before expectations, before memory, before words.

Capricorn: Énouement

the sadness of arriving to the future and knowing how things turned out, but not being able to tell your past self.

Aquarius: pâro

the feeling that no matter what you do is always somehow wrong

Pisces: Ambedo

a kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details.

The Signs as Chris Evans
  • Aries:Snowpiercer Chris Evans
  • Taurus:Softcore bro Chris Evans
  • Gemini:The real Chris Evans :D
  • Cancer:Awkward Interview-mode Chris Evans
  • Leo:Chris Evans when he's grabbing someone's boob
  • Virgo:The First Avenger Chris Evans
  • Libra:Not Another Teen Movie Chris Evans
  • Scorpio:Truck Stop Hooker Chris Evans
  • Sagittarius:Naked Chris Evans (from What's your Number)
  • Capricorn:Tap Dancing Chris Evans
  • Aquarius:Chris Evans...wearing glasses
  • Pisces:Fantastic Four Chris Evans
short and sweet: a four word description
  • aries:firebrand eyes, sharp tongue
  • taurus:soft poise, doe-eyed
  • gemini:foxy expression, quick smile
  • cancer:sweet-faced, moonlit gaze
  • leo:noble features, lithe-bodied
  • virgo:keen eyes, silver-tongued
  • libra:enchanting grin, honeyed voice
  • scorpio:magnetic stare, captivating aura
  • sagittarius:bright eyes, smart mouth
  • capricorn:undaunted glare, tenacious demeanor
  • aquarius:calculating eyes, lively smirk
  • pisces:illusory presence, chiming laugh
The signs as things my 50 y/o Chinese dad has done:
  • Aries: Spent an entire weekend marathoning Korean soap operas
  • Taurus: Started boiling a pot of soup, left it to simmer, went to bed and forgot about it, caused a kitchen fire and burnt through his wife’s favorite soup pan
  • Gemini: Got so drunk at his own wedding reception that he passed out and they had to call an ambulance
  • Cancer: Was so hungover after said wedding that he tried to shove a dumpling up his nose 
  • Leo: Made a selfie stick by tying his phone onto an actual stick with a blade of grass (evidence)
  • Virgo: Forgot his glasses at the local swimming pool, then went up to 2 pre-pubescent Indian kids and yelled at them that it was time to leave thinking they were my brother & I (we are Chinese and were teenagers at the time)
  • Libra: Tried to take a shortcut into Universal Studios Hollywood car park, only for the man at the barrier to ask for our IDs and work permits - it turned out that it was the entrance for legitimate film cast and crew only
  • Scorpio: Accidentally sent an email to his boss signed off as “sorry for the incontinence” instead of “sorry for the inconvenience”
  • Sagittarius: Went to my school’s parents’ evening and unknowingly mixed up his name tag with my mum’s so he was wearing a badge that said “Mrs S. Lee” whilst talking to my headmistress/teachers
  • Capricorn: Cried whilst watching Pixar’s Cars
  • Aquarius: Gesticulated so wildly whilst trying to haggle at a market that he knocked over a rack of sunglasses
  • Pisces: Fell asleep whilst watching Harry Potter. On the family desktop later that day, the google search history included, word for word, “why did lord vormor want to kill harry”
the signs as weeaboos
  • aries:the "i know anything and everything about any anime that ever existed" weeaboo
  • taurus:the all-around weeaboo
  • gemini:the picky weeaboo
  • cancer:the kawaii desu ne neko-chan senpai weeaboo
  • leo:the closet weeaboo
  • virgo:the weeaboo fluent in japanese
  • libra:the professional cosplaying weeaboo
  • scorpio:the weeaboo still in the XD phase
  • sagittarius:the hipster weeaboo
  • capricorn:the kiss kiss fall in love weeaboo
  • aquarius:not a weeaboo
  • pisces:the weeaboo that only watches sad anime