signing things

  • <p> <b>dreamworks:</b> so we could make keith's birthday either october 22nd or 23rd<p/><b>jeremy shada:</b> the 23rd<p/><b>dreamworks:</b> lol why<p/><b>jeremy shada, closing 38 tabs on zodiac compatibility:</b> no reason<p/></p>
  • Since I had to suffer, everyone else should too: Scorpio, Gemini, Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus, Aries
  • I don't want anyone else to suffer like I did: Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Virgo, Sagittarius, Leo
The signs as nice things
  • Aries: taking hot showers, adrenaline rushes, dark lipstick, thunderstorms, rose petals, the taste of salt, stealing glances, colourful skies, earth's scent
  • Taurus: blushing, flannels, singing soft tunes, forests, coper, indie music, architecture, the taste of tangerines, greek mythology
  • Gemini: deja vu, braiding someones hair, potted plants, the colour yellow, vintage stores, clouds, going to a festival, forgiveness, springtime
  • Cancer: shy smiles, sleepy mornings, little cafes, soft skin, sunlight shining trough curtains, dreams, dipping your feet in water, starry eyes, messy hair
  • Leo: marble floors, sunflowers, golden sunsets, oversized jackets, bronze glowing skin, art galeries, summer rain, new beginnings, origami stars
  • Virgo: pressed flowers, silk, listening to records, simplicity, the sound of typewriters, dogs, window shopping, old bookstores, poëtry
  • Libra: being in love for the first time, autumn leaves, rosé wine, fairy lights, watercolours, sleeping with open windows, laughter, flower shops, bumblebees
  • Scorpio: shadows, nights spent watching movies, finger guns, crashing waves, crystals, old photographs, dark eyes, lighting a flame, fancy cars
  • Sagittarius: freckles, wildflowers, rollor coasters, foreign languages, smirks, curiosity, traveling by plane, making someone smile, fruit trees
  • Capricorn: comfortable silences, cozy sweaters, fresh air, songs that trigger memories, cats, old movies, long walks, silver moons, witchcraft
  • Aquarius: new haircuts, misty roads, city lights, the cosmos, non-matching socks, dancing alone, deep conversations, the sound of rain, piano's
  • Pisces: inside jokes, nose kisses, finding lost things, fairy tales, tenderness, being trusted with a secret, waterfalls, unique features, handwritten letters
The signs as stuff from Stranger Things 2

aries - “and if you need to reach me again.. don’t” *slams door

taurus - dart

aquarius - arcade cheetos guy

pisces - single mom steve

gemini - double agent will

cancer - BOB NEWBY, SUPERHERO ;( ;( ;( *cue crying

leo - “Code red? I got a code for you instead. It’s called code shut-your-mouth.”

virgo - dustin correcting everyone that it’s a “demodog”

libra - steve when dustin explains why dart is not a lizard

scorpio - “so jonathan, how was the pullout?“

sagittarius - “son of a bitch, you’re really no help at all, you know that?”

capricorn - emo eleven

the signs as out of context things my friends have said
  • aries: "do i have rabies? because i would love that."
  • taurus: (clearly eating a muffin) "why is there a hole in my doughnut?"
  • gemini: "c'mon, caffeine. dilate my blood vessels."
  • cancer: "i like it. it screams...'motel curtains'."
  • leo: "and the Pope was like 'boy, bye'."
  • virgo: "she's not dead, she's having her third stroke."
  • libra: "no high-fives? what is this, the apocalypse???"
  • scorpio: "i like my momma with thick thighs."
  • sagittaurus: "i cleaned my legs. you wanna see?"
  • capricorn: (annoyed) "when we ask technicalities, incest happens."
  • aquarius: "yeaaahh, see, that's where i ended up last night. on the flat earth society wiki."
  • pisces: (lunging after napkin) "i spEAK FOR THE TREES."
Hot Things Guys Do

Aries: Grab the top of the door while talking to you, baring their stomach

Taurus: Look at you lovingly even when you’re not looking at him

Gemini: Clutching their chest as they laugh

Cancer: Concentrating really hard on something, their eyes furrowing as they focus on a particular object

Leo: Running their nice hands through their hair

Virgo: Picking up your pencil when you’ve dropped it

Libra: Playing with puppies, or babies

Scorpio: Wearing glasses, reading a book, and sipping coffee in an aesthetic cafe

Sagittarius: Knocking on the door when they take you on a date instead of simply texting, “im here”

Capricorn: Writing you long notes on why they love you

Aquarius: Getting giddy and child like when they talk/see something they love

Pisces: Acting respectful towards their mother, and others in general

The things that signs dislike;
  • Aries: lies, energy drinks, harsh texture, slow people, traffic, dentist
  • Taurus: hypocrite and childish people, small spaces, crowded place, low food quality, the smell of the fuel
  • Gemini: isolation, slow internet, being ignored, sleeping with lights, debt payment, dealing with stubborn people
  • Cancer: no family gathering, animal abuse, kids screaming, gum, get interrupted and dwelling on unnecessary the past.
  • Leo: none given attention to, bitter coffee, Donald Trump, misunderstanding, nagging and cheap clothes.
  • Virgo: making the first move, vomit, hospitals, late replies, being sloth and the smell of mint.
  • Libra: no internet, being judged, two faced people, sloppiness and loud noises.
  • Scorpio: people, invasion of privacy, when food stuck on their teeth, being rushed, rudeness and losing headphones.
  • Sagittarius: sharing their food, the word "no", being forced to do something, lack of sleeping, not being able to think of solution and sticky or slimy texture.
  • Capricorn: cringy videos, stranger phone calls, disappointed, not have enough me time, losing money and giving changes to people who don't deserve it.
  • Aquarius: viral videos, unnecessary argument, losing a pet, being told what to do, breaking their favorite mug and fizzy drinks.
  • Pisces: getting up early, extreme fights, losing their phone, not taking them seriously, leftovers and uncomfortable clothes.
  • ( check sun or moon)
The signs as: K-drama cliches

ARIES:  when a character goes into a fit of frustration by kicking their legs in the air repeatedly and thrashing their bodies around until the whole bed/couch/floor is a mess and so is their hair

TAURUS:  when character A watches in adoration as character B stuffs their face with delicious food or drinks/having a whole day filled with them eating street food and going clubbing

GEMINI:  the main character always treating the happy-go-lucky side character like crap for comedic effect, but it’s kinda sad bc they never apologize

CANCER:  the infamous umbrella scene. “I dislike you/don’t know you that well, but I can’t let you get soaked in the rain so I’m gonna hold this umbrella/cape over you bc I’m just a good person and I’m totally not interested in you”

LEO:  having 284 different shots/angles of the main characters’ first kiss/hug. That zoom in slo-mo of character A pulling character B into their arms and embracing them for the first time/locking lips with them

VIRGO:  there’s always that ONE THING that has to destroy the couple’s relationship. Whether it’s bc your bride needs to kill you or she dies, or you somehow went back in time a couple hundred years and can’t tell your prince bf

LIBRA:  the main characters always being bound together by destiny such as outside supernatural forces/parallel universes/connecting timelines from the present to the future or past

SCORPIO:  seeing that happy montage of the main couple after all their ups and downs, and knowing something terrible is going to happen shortly after

SAGITTARIUS:  character A tries to convince themselves that they don’t need character B, and do everything they can to distract themselves by working/drinking/dating someone else, only to finally admit to themselves that they’re in love 

CAPRICORN: the rich, cold, mysterious character always falling for the person who needs help…but they’ve convinced themselves that they totally don’t like this person until they finally admit it on like the last episode

AQUARIUS:  having an idol/famous actor who’s worked alongside one of the actors on another series before appear in almost every kdrama, whether it’s a short cameo or one of the main characters

PISCES:  that scene when they clutch their chest and cry waterfalls for seemingly no reason, only for us to find out that something horrible occurred later on to reveal this character’s sadness and why they’re emo 

Positive things about the signs
  • Aries: You have this positive energy and are a really fun person to be around. You make most people happy and you're great at complimenting people. Nobody feels bored around you specially because you know how to party and make everything super fun. You're really fun.
  • Taurus: You definitely give the best and most fun presents. You can make smallest things look so much worth it with all the love and time you worked on the present to make it meaningful and beautiful. Your doors are always open for those in need and you can make your home feel like home to others. You're really kind.
  • Gemini: You have a great sense of humour and make almost everyone around you laugh. If someone is having a gloomy day you can make them forget all their sorrows and misery with your jokes and charming personality. You're definitely the best first date (and ofc more dates ;)) for people because you can make awkward situations almost funny and make people forget that few minutes ago things were awkward. You have a great smile. You make people feel all fuzzy and warm.
  • Cancer: You're someone people find easy to rant to. Probably because you're a great listener and try your best to support people when they're feeling blue. If someone would call you in the middle of the night and ask you to come over, because they're not feeling so good, you will be there with ice cream and you're ready to let the person spill all what is troubling them. You don't judge people and try to give people a chance. You really do have a heart made out of gold.
  • Leo: You're really loving and caring to those you love. You're generous and try your best to make people comfortable. People find you soothing and super charming. You're just a big kitty who wants to hug everyone, except those who hurt people you care about, then you roar!
  • Virgo: If someone stands up for their friends that would be you. Nobody can hurt the ones you love, that's just not going to happen on your watch! You make people feel really secure and you bring people comfort. If someone wants to watch a movie you might not be all that interested in, you watch it anyway, but of course discuss it heavily afterwards ;). You have the ability to discuss about things without making it an argument. You're a peace maker.
  • Libra: You're great at comforting people and make them forget their sorrows, however people who hurt you or your friends you don't let go so easily. Nobody can get get away with being mean! You easily charm people and you show most people kindness and try your best to be understanding and forgiving. You're really sweet.
  • Scorpio: You're really ambitious, if you have laid your eyes on some specific goal you try everything in your power to make it happen, no matter what! Since you have such a strong will power a lot of people look up to you and admire you. You're loyal to your friends and family and almost nothing can change that. You're sort of like a fluffy ambitious dog!
  • Sagittarius: You're almost always in a good mood. Like wow all Sagittarius' I know are always smiling! Everyone around you will sooner or later start smiling because you bring such positive aura. You stand up for people even those you don't know very well because you believe in justice. And you can be really convincing let me tell you that.
  • Capricorn: You're really passionate about things you love and give it your all into almost everything you do. You're really friendly and people flock around you, it's really hard to not like you.
  • Aquarius: You're really smart, like a wikipedia woah! If it's about a random fact you'll know about it. You love teaching people around you and people really appreciate you for it. Almost no one sees an Aquarius mad because you almost never are. You're really chill and people find it cozy to be with you.
  • Pisces: You have a really strong personality. It's hard to forget about you. Just like Scorpio you are very ambitious and try to make it to the top. You'll definitely succeed in everything you put your heart to because you're really strong. Don't forget that!
The Zodiac Signs as Good Things™

Self-love/care: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

Understanding: Cancer, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Success: Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

special things about the moon signs !

Aries moon - you have incredible perseverance and you are a natural achiever

Taurus moon - you have extraordinary inner wisdom that never goes unappreciated and you make people feel safe

Gemini moon - you have remarkable communication skills and bring enthusiasm to any room you walk into

Cancer moon - you’re highly intuitive and know just what to say to make someone feel good

Leo moon - people can feel your optimistic aura from a mile away and it usually rubs off on them

Virgo moon - you’re probably the most intelligent and self-controlled person your friends know

Libra moon - you’re a natural problem solver and probably give out great advice

Scorpio moon - you’re very observant and know exactly what’s going on around you at any given moment

Sagittarius moon - you have a unique love for humanity and a strong sense of justice

Capricorn moon - you’re extremely productive and thorough in everything you do

Aquarius moon - you’re all about bringing people together but at the same time have a strong sense of self

Pisces moon - you’re tremendously creative and have the ability to think far outside the box