signing sheets

  • hermione: rules are Very Important™
  • hermione: -sets teacher on fire-
  • hermione: have you checked the restricted section?
  • hermione: our only answer is polyjuice potion, brewed extremely illegally in the girls' bathroom. btw we have to steal the ingredients
  • hermione: we gonna fuCK time up, fuck what the ministry said, let's save a gd hippogriff and an escaped felon
  • hermione: -knitting hats- don't mind me, just tryna trick all the house elves into going free
  • hermione: -keeps a HUMAN BEING in a jar-
  • hermione: hey harry, u should lead us in a secret underground defense group. i'll make a sign up sheet. don't worry, it's hella cursed
  • hermione: oh, remember that human being animagus i captured? let's blackmail the shit out of her to get her to write an article for us
  • hermione: -uses confundus on mclaggen-
  • hermione: -obliviates her FUCKING PARENTS-
  • hermione: -runs away from school to fight the dark lord-
  • hermione: anyway, rules are Very Important™
Cheat Sheets: Saturn - Restrictions and Lessons

I find it hard to….

Saturn in Aries: Express myself in a healthy way, feel good about my appearance, know who I am

Saturn in Taurus: Keep myself financially stable, allow myself to be treated, buy things for myself, relax

Saturn in Gemini: Communicate with others, learn things easily, express my thoughts properly

Saturn in Cancer: Be on my own, let my guard down, let go of the past

Saturn in Leo: Be noticed, express myself the way I want, be creative, take constructive criticism

Saturn in Virgo: Make time for myself, relax, take criticism, let others down

Saturn in Libra: Relate to others, establish strong connections with others, let myself fall in love

Saturn in Scorpio: Let go of grudges, make changes, reveal things about myself

Saturn in Sagittarius: Break free from old belief systems, be open minded to other beliefs, be adventurous

Saturn in Capricorn: Let go of ingrained beliefs, let myself have fun, break away from tradition

Saturn in Aquarius: Express how I feel, make friends, express my ideas

Saturn in Pisces: Stand up for myself, trust others, follow my intuition, know where I stand

This interferes with…

Saturn in the 1st House: My sense of identity, my physical presence and self-image

Saturn in the 2nd House: My finances and sense of security

Saturn in the 3rd House: My communication and thought processes

Saturn in the 4th House: My home and family life

Saturn in the 5th House: My ego and creative expression

Saturn in the 6th House: My work and how I help others

Saturn in the 7th House: My relationships and business affairs

Saturn in the 8th House: My sex life and ability to grow

Saturn in the 9th House: My knowledge and beliefs

Saturn in the 10th House: My public image, career and reputation

Saturn in the 11th House: My social life

Saturn in the 12th House: My subconscious, spirituality and my intuition

Cheat Sheet: The Signs Crushing

I got a lot of asks on this, so here’s a quick cheat sheet on tell tale signs the signs like you!

💜Check Sun, Moon, Venus, Mars💜

♈️Aries♈️: Passionate to be with you; Finds reasons to spend time with you; Asks lots of questions; Finds time for you
♉️Taurus♉️: Cares about you actively; Offers to pay for something or lend you something; Subtle compliments; Pays attention
♊️Gemini♊️: Talkative; Actively engages with you; Playful insults; Seems to enjoy lengthy discussion with you
♋️Cancer♋️: Discovers your emotions; Physical contact or want for it; Shy with you; Wants to uncover the you behind the scenes
♌️Leo♌️: Impresses you; Tries to be the light of a room you’re in; Competitive with you; A lot of grins
♍️Virgo♍️: Wishes to be helpful; Wants to know your faults; Pep talks; Reciprocated flirting
♎️Libra♎️: Flirtatious; Agrees with you; Compliments you; Shies away slightly
♏️Scorpio♏️: Gazing; Tries uncovering deeper parts of you; Flirts; Deep eye contact
♐️Sagittarius♐️: Wants to know about your dreams; Shows off their energy; Talks about big ideas with you; Questioning
♑️Capricorn♑️: Slightly competitive; Tries remaining classy and well-mannered; Shows off their more nurturing side with you; Wants to know your desires
♒️Aquarius♒️: Asks you strange questions; Appears to actively engage with you; Asks your opinions; Shares their own in discussion
♓️Pisces♓️: Wants to find reasons to have physical contact; Asks you about your emotions; Finds out your worries; Actively tries to help you a lot

Of course, no one will do all of these, and there are probably more ideas, but these are the key ones that stick out for each sign!

You can also try using their Rising and Mercury.

Happy crushing✨

Cheat Sheet: Jupiter - Luck and Abundance

I make my own luck by being…

Jupiter in Aries: Headstrong, determined, assertive, in competition 

Jupiter in Taurus: Stubborn, grounded, patient, artistic, dedicated

Jupiter in Gemini: Verbal, optimistic, versatile, communicative, expressive

Jupiter in Cancer: In touch with emotions, protective, caring, nurturing

Jupiter in Leo: Creative, charming, proud, confident

Jupiter in Virgo: Organised, hardworking, helpful, selfless, healthy

Jupiter in Libra: Fair, charming, flirtatious, mediating

Jupiter in Scorpio: Powerful, brooding, curious, sexually assertive

Jupiter in Sagittarius: Adventurous, wise, optimistic, philosophical

Jupiter in Capricorn: Respectable, strict, cunning, clever

Jupiter in Aquarius: Different, rebellious, unconventional, innovative

Jupiter in Pisces: Intuitive, insightful, spiritual, optimistic

This luck aids my…

Jupiter in the 1st House: Appearance, self-image

Jupiter in the 2nd House: Material/financial gain

Jupiter in the 3rd House: Communication with others

Jupiter in the 4th House: Home life and inner comfort

Jupiter in the 5th House: Creativity and romantic abilities

Jupiter in the 6th House: Ability to help others and my health

Jupiter in the 7th House: Relationships with others

Jupiter in the 8th House: Personal growth and sexual energy

Jupiter in the 9th House: Learning and knowledge

Jupiter in the 10th House: Public image and reputation

Jupiter in the 11th House: Social life and influence on society

Jupiter in the 12th House: Knowledge of the self and spiritual growth

College hack: When your professor passes around a sign-up sheet for projects, group work, or research, choose dates nearer to the beginning of the school year, the sooner the better. The professor will grade you more leniently, you will have more energy since school will have just started, and you won’t be bogged down with midterms or finals for other classes. It seems like more work, but I swear by this tactic, it will save your nerves and your grades.

Links Page!

So whenever I made this page on my actual blog, all the links kept switching around and it was really annoying me, so I made it as a post instead! All these links are for my blog.

Me - My Chart - My Other Blog - FAQ - Compatibility Page

Signs - Houses - Planets - Etc: All


My Posts:

Submission Posts:

Correlation Investigations:

This took me absolutely ages, so I really hope at least a few of you find this useful!

you’ve met one another, right?

words: 4337.

or the one where everything is still the same: even and isak still do happen. but it’s observed under sana’s watchful inspection. on even.

(or the one where ten times, sana sees even, as even and isak happen.)

canon compliant, but, with a little bit more. this wasn’t meant to turn into a full blown fic but, oh well, no can do.

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Cheat-sheets: Juno - The Soulmate

My soulmate is…

Juno in Aries: Energetic, assertive, proactive, bold, passionate, impulsive, courageous and a leader.

Juno in Taurus: Materialistic, durable, sensual, artistic, defensive, stubborn, patient, secure and practical.

Juno in Gemini: Witty, intellectual, indecisive, verbal, funny, creative, social, cunning and communicative.

Juno in Cancer: Loving, warm, protective, clingy, homely, emotional, nurturing, bubbly and can be moody.

Juno in Leo: Egotistical, bright, affectionate, romantic, artistic, proud, confident, playful and generous.

Juno in Virgo: Perfectionist, organised, intellectual, realistic, hardworking, productive and problem-solving.

Juno in Libra: Romantic, fair, peaceful, loving, adaptable, willing to compromise, judgmental.

Juno in Scorpio: Passionate, intense, magnetic, sexual, private, observing, brooding, jealous and possessive.

Juno in Sagittarius: Philosophical, wise, blunt, adventurous, energetic, fiery, motivated and influential.

Juno in Capricorn: Well respected, hardworking, cautious, pessimistic, reserved and cunning.

Juno in Aquarius: Free spirited, independent, open minded, believes in equality and values friendship

Juno in Pisces: Dreamy, intuitive, unorganized, protective, loving, empathetic, psychic and comforting.

My soulmate will become evident through…

Juno in the 1st House: Love at first sight, appearance

Juno in the 2nd House: My material gain and comfort

Juno in the 3rd House: Communicative means and friends

Juno in the 4th House: Home affairs and childhood

Juno in the 5th House: Creative expression

Juno in the 6th House: Teamwork and work

Juno in the 7th House: Dating mediums or business relationships

Juno in the 8th House: Associations with death and birth, sexual relationships

Juno in the 9th House: Travel and learning

Juno in the 10th House: Career and public image/life

Juno in the 11th House: Community and social life

Juno in the 12th House: Spirituality, religion or science

anonymous asked:

Is there some Summer Vibe fics? 😊☀️


Oh yes :) Here’s some fun fics.

 There’s a few summer camp fics here and some baseball fics here 

Past The Breakers by  thepsychicclam | 40.7K

Stiles and Scott get summer jobs at the exclusive Seawolf Beach Resort, and the last thing Stiles expects is to start taking surf lessons from the hot lifeguard.

Move A Mountain by  ZainClaw | 69K

Stiles goes camping with his friends in New Mexico after graduation where they befriend a biker gang led by Derek: a guy whom Stiles can’t decide if he will be either relieved or devastated to never see again once their week is up.

To Navigate Your Seas by  alisvolatpropiis | 26K

Derek is a beach bum/surfer; Stiles is his new neighbor. Feels ensue.

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Cutback by  WonderWolf | 19.3K

Scott and Stiles are pro surfers in need of a place to stay for their upcoming competition. Out of all the things Derek expected this summer, being asked to house his brother and ex-boyfriend for one week wasn’t on the list.

Burn It Out by  Omni | 6.3K

Derek gets magical amnesia as part of a pact with a dark creature, and Stiles can save him by way of Once Upon a Time rules.

We’ll Still Have The Summer by  allyasavedtheday | 32.3K

He’s too busy waxing poetic in his own head about the surly – dreamy – dude holding the sign for the hotel to notice Scott already making his way over. He pauses halfway when he realises Stiles isn’t following him, turning around and eyeing Stiles curiously, “Dude, come on, the guy’s waiting.”

Stiles snaps himself into action and pushes his cart carrying his suitcases over to where Scott’s introducing himself to Stiles’ future husband.

The Lawn Ranger by  Snowjob | 47.8K

In which Derek is an adolescent werewolf with a penchant for chocolate bunnies, and instead of the dream summer of lazing around the house playing video games and nibbling on his hoarded supply of easter candy his mother makes him get a job.

In which Stiles is a showoff jock with a broken arm and an embarrassing crush who can no longer push the lawn mower around the yard.

Find Me Sitting Poolside by  TroubleIWant | 14.2K

“Oh, and you’re the Hales!” the host exclaims when Stiles slides the sign-up sheet back. “Or, Hale and Stilinski, I guess. For now.” She gives them a conspiratorial wink. “I have to say, we are just pleased as punch to see an adorable couple like you attending!”

Stiles tosses an arm familiarly around Derek’s shoulders despite all the bags hanging off them, and gives him a squeeze. “I know! We’re pretty much the cutest. Right, honey?” He shoots his Alpha a shit-eating grin.

Derek bares his teeth in what’s probably supposed to be a smile, except that it isn’t, in much the same way that they are supposed to be a couple, but aren’t.

Brick by Brick by  bleep0bleep | 3K

Stiles eats his hot dog slowly, mesmerized by the incredible detail, and also in particular, there’s a hot bearded guy adding more Legos to the scene, including a crowd of Lego people at a train stop. Now Lego Hottie is adding what looks to be a custom built space ship to the train scene, and is affixing it to the ceiling with wire so it is flying above the train– oh my God, Lego Hottie is building a scene from Firefly.

You’re Drowning (No I’m Not!) by  KuriKuri | 6.5K

In which Derek is a lifeguard and Stiles goes to the pool way too often.


my March for Science sign ideas

I am a designer IRL and I wanted to share some sign ideas with the world. Since different approaches work with different people, I tried to cover the gamut between directions that are alternately jokey, serious, philosophical, and pointed. You might hate some, you might like some.

If you see something you like: steal it — make your own version of it — improve on it. Or, if you think all these are crap, come up with an kickass idea of your own that make these look pathetic in comparison.

But if you want to use these as-is, be my guest. You can find PDF versions on Google Drive. These are all sized to 20” x 32”. (My thought was that 40” x 32” is a common foam core size so dividing it in half would be a good way to optimize material — 2 signs per sheet).

Lines Missing From The MCU #2
  • Steve: What's this about ending up in prison if we don't obey your every command like a bunch of Guinea Pigs?
  • Secretary Ross: What? What are you talking about?
  • Steve: And what's this about Wanda getting pout in a straight jacket with a shock collar?
  • Secretary Ross: You actually read it?
  • Steve: What did you expect me to do? Just sign like its a hotel sign in sheet? Last time I checked, hotels don't try to control us when we saved the Earth multiple times and stopped millions of people from dying. Now, if you'll excuse me.
  • Steve: *drops mic and angry struts away to find bucky*
  • Everyone: ......
Cheat sheets: Neptune - Illusion

*Note Aries, Taurus, Gemini and Cancer are not included as Neptune has a long orbit and will not reach these signs for a long time*

My perception of ______ is deceptive…

Neptune in Leo: My self-image

Neptune in Virgo: My need to sacrifice

Neptune in Libra: My relationships

Neptune in Scorpio: How much power I have

Neptune in Sagittarius: Knowledge and wisdom

Neptune in Capricorn: How others see me

Neptune in Aquarius: My friends and social life

Neptune in Pisces: Spiritualism

This affects…

Neptune in the 1st House: My sense of identity and my self-image

Neptune in the 2nd House: My financial stability and sense of security

Neptune in the 3rd House: My communication with others

Neptune in the 4th House: My family life and connection with famly members

Neptune in the 5th House: My creative expression

Neptune in the 6th House: My ability to serve others

Neptune in the 7th House: My personal relationships

Neptune in the 8th House: My sex life and perception of death

Neptune in the 9th House: My personal beliefs and knowledge

Neptune in the 10th House: My career and reputations

Neptune in the 11th House: My place in society and my choice of friends

Neptune in the 12th House: My religion and spirituality

Borderlands Fandom Summer Bingo 2017!

Hello and welcome to the Borderlands Fandom Summer Bingo! This is just a low-key event designed to spur people’s creativity with a bit of a touch of summer fun!

When does it start?

  • May 17 - May 22: participants sign up and receive a Bingo Card
  • May 22 - June 30: participants post works to their blogs

How does it work?

Once you sign up, using the sheet below, you will receive a Bingo Card with various prompts in each box. An example card is shown below.

Marking a square: each card has 25 squares on it. To “mark” a square, participants must make a fanwork that incorporates the element in that square. Each square does not have to be a separate fanwork— participants can create one fanwork that incorporates multiple prompts and mark off several squares at once!

To Bingo: There are four ways to bingo:

  • Four corners: (mark each of the four corner squares and the very center square)
  • Horizontal line (mark all of the squares in one row)
  • Vertical line (mark all of the squares in one column)
  • Diagonal line (mark all of the squares in a line from one corner to the opposite corner)

Blackout: mark all of the squares on your card. Congrats, you’re awesome!

How do I sign up?

Please sign up using this form! Please provide us some method of sending you your bingo card, either a open Tumblr submission box or an email. 

Additional Information:

  • Pre-Challenge Signups are from May 17 to May 22, but participants can sign up and receive a bingo card at any point during the challenge.
  • What kind of fanworks count? All fanworks count! Fanfic, art, gifsets, playlists—long or short, sketchy or polished, all fanworks count towards a bingo as long as they reflect one or more squares on your board.
  • How do I interpret these prompts? However you want! While the cards themselves are summer-themed, your work doesn’t have to be—as long as it incorporates or interprets the prompt in some manner.
  • Is NSFW ok? Yep! Just be sure to tag it as such.
  • Do I have to make one fanwork for each square? Nope! A fanwork can incorporate one or multiple prompts, and each prompt counts toward a bingo. Go crazy!
  • Where do I post my work? Post it to your own blog, and tag it BLSummerBingo2017. We’ll be reblogging them to this blog so there’s a central archive. Feel free to message us if we missed yours, but keep in mind that all the mods here have day jobs so in most cases we won’t be able to reblog instantaneously. :)

We’ll be releasing more details in the coming days, including stretch goals and rankings assigned to those who complete significant portions of their cards, but here is the gist of it! Sign ups begin today, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask us! 

Find Me Sitting Poolside by TroubleIWant

Rating: Teen and Up

Word Count: 14286

“Oh, and you’re the Hales!” the host exclaims when Stiles slides the sign-up sheet back. “Or, Hale and Stilinski, I guess. For now.” She gives them a conspiratorial wink. “I have to say, we are just pleased as punch to see an adorable couple like you attending!”

Stiles tosses an arm familiarly around Derek’s shoulders despite all the bags hanging off them, and gives him a squeeze. “I know! We’re pretty much the cutest. Right, honey?” He shoots his Alpha a shit-eating grin.

Derek bares his teeth in what’s probably supposed to be a smile, except that it isn’t, in much the same way that they are supposed to be a couple, but aren’t.


To track down a rogue Alpha who’s endangering their pack, Stiles and Derek must go undercover at a Hawaiian couples retreat. Of course, this does mean that the two of them have to fake a relationship well enough to fool their supernatural hosts, or risk getting kicked out. Sharing a bed, hanging out poolside, tracking down a murderous Alpha… should be easy, right?

Reverse Pining AU: Michael Signs Up For The Play

The day had been going as usual for Jeremy, crappy and soul crushing rejection from his peers along with another test he did not study for, only barely finished in time. He walked out of the room to an excited Christine.
“Jeremy guess what we just-oh wow you look terrible, what happened?”
“Life, school. What’s got you so excited?”
“The play! They just posted the sign up sheet! And I think you’re to like this year’s production a lot more than usual.” She gestured for him to follow her as she practically skipped down the hallway until they stopped in front of the sign up sheet. In big lettering was the name Michael Mell.
“M…Michael signed up for the play?”
“Yeah! I saw him this morning and thought well I know a certain guy who’s been looking to have a reason to talk to him forever now. You can finally give him that letter we worked on!”
“Yeah…I kinda tore that up and flushed it down the toilet.” Christine made a face. “It’s still progress.”
“Well this doesn’t require any writing! You don’t even have to think out what you’ll say to him, it will already be written down and then you two can go from there!” Christine handed him the pen. Jeremy nervously noticed Rich and Jake round the corner. They immediately saw him signing up.
“Hah, GAY!” Everyone laughed as Jeremy’s face turned red from embarrassment. Christine angrily turned towards Rich.
“Hey! The theatre is not a laughing matter, and even if he was gay why should you care? I bet you wouldn’t be saying that if-”
“No Christine, it’s alright. I’m used to it. I mean they’re not wrong.”
“That doesn’t give them an excuse to be such assholes!”
“Can we just go get lunch? I’m starving.” Christine reluctantly agreed heading down to the cafeteria and as they got in line Jeremy came to a dead stop, causing Christine to bump into him. Right in front of them stood Michael Mell himself, Christine noticed Jeremy starting to sweat profusely.
“Say something to him!” Instead Jeremy remained frozen until Michael was out of view. By then the people behind the two had started forcing them to move on allowing the boy to start moving again. “If I wasn’t such a romantic i’d say your hopeless.”
“I’m not completely hopeless, I mean I didn’t pass out this time.”
“If I wasn’t standing behind you, you probably would have.”
“That’ll all end today! Play practice will start and I won’t be awkward and-” At that moment Jeremy went to grab a milk when he felt someone's​hand on top of his. Looking up his eyes met Michael’s.

Dance With Me

Anon said: omgosh a taeyong au where both of you are the “leaders” of a dance crew and oo there’s such so much sexual tension 👀 a make out sesh would be great hoho thank u!!

You hate Lee Taeyong because Lee Taeyong thinks his dance crew is better than yours, and Lee Taeyong is stupidly hot when he dances, and Lee Taeyong has a face you want to kiss and Lee Taeyong stole your heart in 3 seconds and you should hate him but you don’t. You’re ridiculously in love with him.

I feel like this is not what you asked for but… here this is anyways…? this gave me so many step up vibes and now i want to go watch the whole series. Enjoy!

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