signing sheets

  • hermione: rules are Very Important™
  • hermione: -sets teacher on fire-
  • hermione: have you checked the restricted section?
  • hermione: our only answer is polyjuice potion, brewed extremely illegally in the girls' bathroom. btw we have to steal the ingredients
  • hermione: we gonna fuCK time up, fuck what the ministry said, let's save a gd hippogriff and an escaped felon
  • hermione: -knitting hats- don't mind me, just tryna trick all the house elves into going free
  • hermione: -keeps a HUMAN BEING in a jar-
  • hermione: hey harry, u should lead us in a secret underground defense group. i'll make a sign up sheet. don't worry, it's hella cursed
  • hermione: oh, remember that human being animagus i captured? let's blackmail the shit out of her to get her to write an article for us
  • hermione: -uses confundus on mclaggen-
  • hermione: -obliviates her FUCKING PARENTS-
  • hermione: -runs away from school to fight the dark lord-
  • hermione: anyway, rules are Very Important™
Cheat-sheets: Juno - The Soulmate

My soulmate is…

Juno in Aries: Energetic, assertive, proactive, bold, passionate, impulsive, courageous and a leader.

Juno in Taurus: Materialistic, durable, sensual, artistic, defensive, stubborn, patient, secure and practical.

Juno in Gemini: Witty, intellectual, indecisive, verbal, funny, creative, social, cunning and communicative.

Juno in Cancer: Loving, warm, protective, clingy, homely, emotional, nurturing, bubbly and can be moody.

Juno in Leo: Egotistical, bright, affectionate, romantic, artistic, proud, confident, playful and generous.

Juno in Virgo: Perfectionist, organised, intellectual, realistic, hardworking, productive and problem-solving.

Juno in Libra: Romantic, fair, peaceful, loving, adaptable, willing to compromise, judgmental.

Juno in Scorpio: Passionate, intense, magnetic, sexual, private, observing, brooding, jealous and possessive.

Juno in Sagittarius: Philosophical, wise, blunt, adventurous, energetic, fiery, motivated and influential.

Juno in Capricorn: Well respected, hardworking, cautious, pessimistic, reserved and cunning.

Juno in Aquarius: Free spirited, independent, open minded, believes in equality and values friendship

Juno in Pisces: Dreamy, intuitive, unorganized, protective, loving, empathetic, psychic and comforting.

My soulmate will become evident through…

Juno in the 1st House: Love at first sight, appearance

Juno in the 2nd House: My material gain and comfort

Juno in the 3rd House: Communicative means and friends

Juno in the 4th House: Home affairs and childhood

Juno in the 5th House: Creative expression

Juno in the 6th House: Teamwork and work

Juno in the 7th House: Dating mediums or business relationships

Juno in the 8th House: Associations with death and birth, sexual relationships

Juno in the 9th House: Travel and learning

Juno in the 10th House: Career and public image/life

Juno in the 11th House: Community and social life

Juno in the 12th House: Spirituality, religion or science

Cheat Sheet: The Signs Crushing

I got a lot of asks on this, so here’s a quick cheat sheet on tell tale signs the signs like you!

💜Check Sun, Moon, Venus, Mars💜

♈️Aries♈️: Passionate to be with you; Finds reasons to spend time with you; Asks lots of questions; Finds time for you
♉️Taurus♉️: Cares about you actively; Offers to pay for something or lend you something; Subtle compliments; Pays attention
♊️Gemini♊️: Talkative; Actively engages with you; Playful insults; Seems to enjoy lengthy discussion with you
♋️Cancer♋️: Discovers your emotions; Physical contact or want for it; Shy with you; Wants to uncover the you behind the scenes
♌️Leo♌️: Impresses you; Tries to be the light of a room you’re in; Competitive with you; A lot of grins
♍️Virgo♍️: Wishes to be helpful; Wants to know your faults; Pep talks; Reciprocated flirting
♎️Libra♎️: Flirtatious; Agrees with you; Compliments you; Shies away slightly
♏️Scorpio♏️: Gazing; Tries uncovering deeper parts of you; Flirts; Deep eye contact
♐️Sagittarius♐️: Wants to know about your dreams; Shows off their energy; Talks about big ideas with you; Questioning
♑️Capricorn♑️: Slightly competitive; Tries remaining classy and well-mannered; Shows off their more nurturing side with you; Wants to know your desires
♒️Aquarius♒️: Asks you strange questions; Appears to actively engage with you; Asks your opinions; Shares their own in discussion
♓️Pisces♓️: Wants to find reasons to have physical contact; Asks you about your emotions; Finds out your worries; Actively tries to help you a lot

Of course, no one will do all of these, and there are probably more ideas, but these are the key ones that stick out for each sign!

You can also try using their Rising and Mercury.

Happy crushing✨

Cheat Sheets: Saturn - Restrictions and Lessons

I find it hard to….

Saturn in Aries: Express myself in a healthy way, feel good about my appearance, know who I am

Saturn in Taurus: Keep myself financially stable, allow myself to be treated, buy things for myself, relax

Saturn in Gemini: Communicate with others, learn things easily, express my thoughts properly

Saturn in Cancer: Be on my own, let my guard down, let go of the past

Saturn in Leo: Be noticed, express myself the way I want, be creative, take constructive criticism

Saturn in Virgo: Make time for myself, relax, take criticism, let others down

Saturn in Libra: Relate to others, establish strong connections with others, let myself fall in love

Saturn in Scorpio: Let go of grudges, make changes, reveal things about myself

Saturn in Sagittarius: Break free from old belief systems, be open minded to other beliefs, be adventurous

Saturn in Capricorn: Let go of ingrained beliefs, let myself have fun, break away from tradition

Saturn in Aquarius: Express how I feel, make friends, express my ideas

Saturn in Pisces: Stand up for myself, trust others, follow my intuition, know where I stand

This interferes with…

Saturn in the 1st House: My sense of identity, my physical presence and self-image

Saturn in the 2nd House: My finances and sense of security

Saturn in the 3rd House: My communication and thought processes

Saturn in the 4th House: My home and family life

Saturn in the 5th House: My ego and creative expression

Saturn in the 6th House: My work and how I help others

Saturn in the 7th House: My relationships and business affairs

Saturn in the 8th House: My sex life and ability to grow

Saturn in the 9th House: My knowledge and beliefs

Saturn in the 10th House: My public image, career and reputation

Saturn in the 11th House: My social life

Saturn in the 12th House: My subconscious, spirituality and my intuition

my favourite part of dishonored is how you can not only show up to a party (while you’re most wanted in dunwall) disguised by dressing as yourself, but also how you can be so fucking cocky about it that you can literally write your fucking name on their sign in sheet as the biggest “fuck you” on the eve of someones disappearance/death and NO ONE catches on

College hack: When your professor passes around a sign-up sheet for projects, group work, or research, choose dates nearer to the beginning of the school year, the sooner the better. The professor will grade you more leniently, you will have more energy since school will have just started, and you won’t be bogged down with midterms or finals for other classes. It seems like more work, but I swear by this tactic, it will save your nerves and your grades.

Treat a vet like crap, enjoy missing lunch!

This was almost two decades ago.  I was a young airman.  I will try to put this in non-military lingo.  I worked next to the office that dealt with ID card issues.  When they would get overloaded I would sometimes slip over to help them.

One day I go over to see if I can help.  I saw on the sign in sheet they had been consistently skipping one particular name.  There could have been a perfectly good reason why, so I asked.  The general consensus was they didn’t have time to “deal with an old drunk.”  I look over at the guy.  Now this guy had red eyes, red nose, was shaking like a leaf and was quietly muttering to himself in confusion.  He was easily well into his 70s and looked like he had slept in his clothes for days.

I approached the man.  I noticed straight off he didn’t smell of alcohol.  I took him back to my cubicle because the waiting room was so loud I couldn’t hear him.  Turns out his wife had died the previous night.  He had spent the last week in a hospital by her side.  He knew he had to turn in her ID card and deal with the military paperwork involved.  He was just… lost.

One of the ID card airmen came in to tell me in front of this veteran that I HAD to come help them and to stop wasting my time with “this guy”.  The airman’s main concern being the line was backing up and it was almost lunch time.  The veteran actually stood up and started apologizing to this POS airman!

I sat the veteran back down.  I explained thoroughly he was my top priority.  I told the airman I was already handling one of HIS customers.  I then called the Casualty Office to let them know to get the paperwork together, told them not to rush.  The airman was mad but could do nothing so went back to his ever growing line of customers.  In the meantime, I let the veteran do what veterans do best - tell me old stories.  A good hour later the Casualty Office came by to assist and to bring him to their office.

The veteran hugged me quietly as I got up to go to lunch.  It made my day as I sailed through the ID section’s packed waiting room knowing they wouldn’t be getting lunch that day.

edit for format *Thank you for the gold!  Also I really appreciate all the kind comments.  

Cheat sheets: Uranus - New Age and Rebellion

I rebel by…

Uranus in Aries: Being aggressive, assertive, determined, bossy, unpredictable, independent 

Uranus in Taurus: Being stubborn, opinionated, practical, headstrong, immovable

Uranus in Gemini: Being verbal, logical, intellectual, intuitive, versatile

Uranus in Cancer: Breaking away from family, being independent and erratic

Uranus in Leo: Being dramatic, arrogant, bossy, charismatic, charming

Uranus in Virgo: Modernizing old practices and health fads, improving and revolutionizing previously inefficient practices 

Uranus in Libra: Seeking independence in relationships, creating my own social values

Uranus in Scorpio: Delving in metaphysics, being emotionally unpredictable

Uranus in Sagittarius: Exposing hypocrisy, following unconventional beliefs

Uranus in Capricorn: Revolutionizing the world through business and government

Uranus in Aquarius: Fighting for equal rights and revolutionizing humanity itself

Uranus in Pisces: Following spirituality, being intuitive and visionary

I express the rebel in me through…

Uranus in the 1st House: My physical appearance, how I define myself

Uranus in the 2nd House: The things I spend money on

Uranus in the 3rd House: The way I carry myself and speak to others

Uranus in the 4th House: My relationship with my home and family

Uranus in the 5th House: How I express my creativity

Uranus in the 6th House: How I serve others and humanity itself

Uranus in the 7th House: How I treat my partners and my relationship values

Uranus in the 8th House: My sexuality and perception of death

Uranus in the 9th House: My education paths and travel choices

Uranus in the 10th House: My career and reputation

Uranus in the 11th House: My choice of friends and place in society

Uranus in the 12th House: My subconscious actions and hidden self

The beginning of a long journey

Lost Letters - Four

|| Part One || Part Two || Part Three || Part Four || Part Five || Part Six || Part Seven || Part Eight

TXF |MSR | Revival - Post Home Again | Angst | PG | 4/8


The skeleton staff in the evidence lab smell strongly of eggnogg when Mulder rushes in. It takes him twice as long as normal to explain to them what he needs, to authorise the necessary paperwork, and that delay costs him a crucial ten minutes. By the time he reaches the parking lot at Our Lady of Sorrows, there is no sign of Scully’s car, her departure confirmed by the sister in charge of the pediatric wing when he rushes in to be sure. Mulder sags a little against the desk and as he does he catches sight of her familiar handwriting, looping easily across a patient chart, anchoring her to this place, to this world, reminding him that though she may be lost in the greater sense, Scully is still real, still within reach. A few minutes ago she signed that sheet, stood at this desk rotating one ankle at a time after ten hours on her feet. Scully had breathed this hospital air, and that realisation is enough to banish the ghostly version of her that has been chasing Mulder since Bill’s call.

There is still much to fear and more to do but the knot of worry in Mulder’s chest loosens enough that he leaves the hospital at a brisk walk instead of a desperate run.

The beltway traffic provides more space, time in which Mulder realises that arriving at Scully’s work and demanding she eat a sandwich in front of him would likely only have pushed her further away. Helping Scully is about as easy as cutting down brambles, rush in unprepared and you are more likely to end up with a fistful of thorns than recover what once flourished underneath.

He’s come up with half a plan when he arrives outside her apartment for a second time. He can use an almost truth, tell her Bill called, let her deception slide and offer to take her for dinner, no blame, no explanations just time, company and maybe a step towards healing.

But her car is not parked outside and the doorman shakes his head when Mulder approaches.

The knot begins to tighten again as he belts up fast enough for the nylon to burn his neck and heads to the only other place he can imagine her going.

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Cheat sheets: Neptune - Illusion

*Note Aries, Taurus, Gemini and Cancer are not included as Neptune has a long orbit and will not reach these signs for a long time*

My perception of ______ is deceptive…

Neptune in Leo: My self-image

Neptune in Virgo: My need to sacrifice

Neptune in Libra: My relationships

Neptune in Scorpio: How much power I have

Neptune in Sagittarius: Knowledge and wisdom

Neptune in Capricorn: How others see me

Neptune in Aquarius: My friends and social life

Neptune in Pisces: Spiritualism

This affects…

Neptune in the 1st House: My sense of identity and my self-image

Neptune in the 2nd House: My financial stability and sense of security

Neptune in the 3rd House: My communication with others

Neptune in the 4th House: My family life and connection with famly members

Neptune in the 5th House: My creative expression

Neptune in the 6th House: My ability to serve others

Neptune in the 7th House: My personal relationships

Neptune in the 8th House: My sex life and perception of death

Neptune in the 9th House: My personal beliefs and knowledge

Neptune in the 10th House: My career and reputations

Neptune in the 11th House: My place in society and my choice of friends

Neptune in the 12th House: My religion and spirituality

tinseltina-deactivated20150906  asked:

question at kuroo's wedding will bokuto be singing Mr C's Cha Cha slide during the reception? because i can't get that image out of my head

“DEARLY BRUHLUVED, WE ARE SWAGGERED HERE DIS DAY…”

105.  Head of Gryffindor (formerly McGonagall, now possibly Longbottom), always leaves the Christmas sign up sheet in the Commons so everyone who is staying behind can introduce themselves ahead of time so that the holidays are never lonely or among strangers in different years.

Submitted by iwantasecretgarden

So some of us in the DA Weird Shit Discord Chat have been thinking it would be fun to get artists and writers from the fandom to do an Anders Pinup Calendar, where we have twelve months (plus a cover!) of sexy feathermage art and each art piece comes with an accompanying drabble.  What we were wanting to know is, would enough people be interested in helping us make this?  If so we’ll look into getting an official sign up sheet going.

“There are no ‘juicy details” //I.L.//

Originally posted by dunbarfeels

“There are no ‘juicy details”

Pairing(s): Isaac x Hale!Reader, Pack x Hale!Reader

Requested?: Yes

Request: Dec. Spec. I’m 5'9", with shoulder length brown hair and green eyes. Could you please do one with Isaac and watching Christmas movies, singing Christmas carols at school in November, stuff like that? - @minigranger

Your name: submit

What is this?

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Cheat Sheets: Mercury - The Communication

My thought process is…

Mercury in Aries: Quick, strong willed, assertive, strategic, witty, loud, strong.

Mercury in  Taurus: Stubborn, practical, patient, thoughtful, artistic

Mercury in Gemini: Witty, poetic, jovial, clever, complex.

Mercury in Cancer: Indecisive, self-oriented, wary, shrewd, cunning

Mercury in Leo: Vibrant, confident, funny, playful, creative, bubbly

Mercury in Virgo: Intellectual, thorough, practical, realistic, witty

Mercury in Libra: Melodic, fair, contemplative, patient, other-oriented

Mercury in Scorpio: Brooding, observant, strategic, dark, deep

Mercury in Sagittarius: Agile, sharp, philosophical, innovative, adventurous

Mercury in Capricorn: Prioritizing, organised, ambitious, cunning

Mercury in Aquarius: Inventive, unique, unconventional, scientific

Mercury in Pisces: Dreamy, aloof, unfocused, intuitive, empathetic

I express this thought process through…

Mercury in the 1st House: My everyday expression and my own self-image

Mercury in the 2nd House: The way I earn financial security

Mercury in the 3rd House: The way I communicate with others

Mercury in the 4th House: The way I handle home affairs or represent my family

Mercury in the 5th House: My art or creative activities

Mercury in the 6th House: The way I help others and provide service

Mercury in the 7th House: The way I treat other in my personal relationships

Mercury in the 8th House: My sex life and my attitude towards death

Mercury in the 9th House: My personal beliefs and how I learn

Mercury in the 10th House: My public image and reputation

Mercury in the 11th House: My social life and movements within society

Mercury in the 12th House: My dreams and my intuition.

Helping Others - Superboy X Reader

Requested by Anon - a Christmas one where rather than staying in, Conner and his s/o help out at the community center


“Why are we here?” Conner asked gruffly, eyeing the mass of children running around the community center. You grabbed his hand, giving it a squeeze.

“We’re here to celebrate Christmas,” you answered, pulling him into the room. Stepping around various children, you and Conner made your way over to the main office. Several children waved at you. You waved back enthusiastically as Conner watched you in confusion.

“Couldn’t we celebrate Christmas back at the cave?” Conner argued as you reached the main office. You pulled him over to the volunteer sign in sheet, writing down both of your names. 

“We could just sit in the cave and watch static on the TV, but what good would that do for anyone else?” you explained, grabbing two volunteer badges nearby. You stuck one onto Conner’s shirt before putting on your own. “Christmas is a time for helping others, so I thought we could try something different.”

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BTS Reaction To You A Foreign Fan Calling Them Oppa

Request: Can you please do a reaction where a foreign girl comes to their fansign and tries to call them oppa? Thank youu

A/n:(ALL OF THESE ARE IN MY OPINION SO SORRY IF THEY DON’T FIT YOUR LIKINGS) Hope you enjoy!~Joy


Jin:

Originally posted by jinkooks

I think he would give you a awkward smile since it would be super new to him, probably laugh and sign your sheet of merch and let you go to the next in line.

Yoongi:

Originally posted by yoongijae

It would be awkward for him but he would just smile because he thought there was no other way for you to address him without being rude, so he just smiled.

Hoseok:

Originally posted by wintaeangel

He would be awkward but cover it fast and be very happy and act like himself, but he would still kind of be phased with how a foreign person said that.

Namjoon:

Originally posted by wintaeangel

I think Namjoon would be the most understanding and would be happy that you decided to dive into his culture and call him oppa out of respect, instead of calling him by his first name. (But he wouldn’t care if you did call him by his name because he understands that you aren’t used to his culture.)

Jimin:

Originally posted by itschiminie

Has no words so just smiles.

Taehyung:

Originally posted by taetaebts

“Hmmm? What was that? Say that again please?” Probably thought you were speaking some english but once he heard you say it again he would probably start spewing out Korean thinking you knew Korean, which made you super confused.

Jungkook:

Originally posted by baekon-stripss

Jungkook has addressed how he doesn’t like being called oppa so he would kind of be upset and awkward because you were a foreign fan.