signed wut


lmfaooo emotions? bish what r those??: leo, sagittarius, libra

lol idk how to deal with my emotions like a responsible person so i’m just gonna shut down 4 a while: taurus, gemini, virgo

ok so i know i look like i have all my shit together rn lol im jk i’m really about to cry myself 2 sleep when i get home: capricorn, cancer, scorpio


The Signs as Bad Pick-Up Lines

Aries: “Call me Peter Pan, ‘cause I gonna take you to Never Never Land.”

Taurus: “Can I carry your books?”

Gemini: “Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?”

Cancer: “Can I have directions?… to your heart? “

Leo: “Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”

Virgo: Theres a party in my pants and you’re invited.”

Libra: “Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!”

Scorpio: “Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?”

Sagittarius: “Hey, I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.”

Capricorn: “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

Aquarius: “Are you Sweadish? ‘Cause you’re the sweetish girl I’ve met!”

Pisces: “Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?”

Tagged by: @faberry101 I’m so sorry it took me so long! Also, HOW MANY BLOGS?!?! and your name always makes me think of Imagine Me and You <3

Name: Ben
Nickname: Beige ass and Twork, off the top of my head lol
Zodiac sign:

Originally posted by chicastrology

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw wut upp
Height: 5ft and like ½ an inch or 5′1 in shoes lolol
Sexual orientation: QUEER but mostly into women/trans femme peoples
Ethnicity: British w/ English, Irish and South African heritage
Favorite fruit: Nectarines, probably
Favorite season: Spring, I think! It’s nice out but it’s not all sweaty. You can wear a mix between cute summer stuff and also hoodies so… *thumbs up*
Favorite book: The Color Purple hit me like a mother fucker. I need to read it again.
Favorite fictional character: *blinks* ehm, what now? I think the existence of Lexa and everything that she propelled w/ regards to social action etc has probably had the most impact on me, but I don’t think I could choose a single favourite character :| In this moment, the best I could probs do is my brot3: Sutton, Kat and Jane from The Bold Type <3
Favorite flower: Blue Dendrobium Orchids
Favorite scent: Kinda already commited to this in an ask earlier: it’s nsfw and involves getting a girl wet
Favorite color: Maroon
Favorite animal: CATS! So much cuddle, so little walkies.
Favorite band: hmm maybe Paramore? But I’m also a hoe for girl bands and shizz so 5H and Little Mix are my babes. Normani is the Queen of all Queens:

Originally posted by reactionpics

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: yuck, yuck, yum! Hot Chocolate, all the way! Also no caffeine for this epileptic :P (Unless it’s in a jager bomb ‘cause idgaf)
Number of blankets: I gots me a duvet for when it’s cold and a sheet for when it’s hot.
Dream trip: Somewhere exciting with someone awesome. Not fussed on where; the world is so vast and beautiful, I think if I have the right company, anywhere would be a dream trip. mumbles: but Paris is overrated 1000%
Last thing I googled was: ‘blue dendrobium orchid’ to check it’s the one I’m thinking of haha
How many blogs I follow: 109
Number of followers: 113
What I usually post about: Erm all sorts! Lots of clexa, tbt, general gay stuff, animals, social activism, history, current events, memes, fic related stuff, etc

I’m tagging: @ofdreamcatchersandgaythings @aussie-sass @twattwat-i-cunthearyou #harrypottersquad @captainkotawrites @sheis-me @taylor144 @orangemonster33 @dreamsaremywords @the-villageidiot

i want to make a slice of life anime that promotes itself as being this cute little fun-filled anime about a bunch of friends and the first three episodes are just like that with cute little funny moments and then on episode 4 something strange happens…..just a little something, not too obvious….something that just makes the fans go

“oh that silly little anime! how silly!!”

but the episode 5 gets a little weirder and but the fans are just like

“oh…..uh…..that silly anime!!”

and in episode 6 things start to get a little…..twisted, and the fans are like

“okay…….this is kinda strange…….”

and basically by episode 10 it’s become like this surreal nightmare and all the fans are like