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THE SIGNS DEALING WITH EMOTIONS

lmfaooo emotions? bish what r those??: leo, sagittarius, libra

lol idk how to deal with my emotions like a responsible person so i’m just gonna shut down 4 a while: taurus, gemini, virgo

ok so i know i look like i have all my shit together rn lol im jk i’m really about to cry myself 2 sleep when i get home: capricorn, cancer, scorpio

THE BISH THAT MADE ME FEEL THIS WAY BOUT 2 GET FUCKED!! UP!!: aries, aquarius, pisces

The Signs as Bad Pick-Up Lines

Aries: “Call me Peter Pan, ‘cause I gonna take you to Never Never Land.”

Taurus: “Can I carry your books?”

Gemini: “Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?”

Cancer: “Can I have directions?… to your heart? “

Leo: “Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”

Virgo: Theres a party in my pants and you’re invited.”

Libra: “Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!”

Scorpio: “Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?”

Sagittarius: “Hey, I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.”

Capricorn: “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

Aquarius: “Are you Sweadish? ‘Cause you’re the sweetish girl I’ve met!”

Pisces: “Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?”

i want to make a slice of life anime that promotes itself as being this cute little fun-filled anime about a bunch of friends and the first three episodes are just like that with cute little funny moments and then on episode 4 something strange happens…..just a little something, not too obvious….something that just makes the fans go

“oh that silly little anime! how silly!!”

but the episode 5 gets a little weirder and but the fans are just like

“oh…..uh…..that silly anime!!”

and in episode 6 things start to get a little…..twisted, and the fans are like

“okay…….this is kinda strange…….”

and basically by episode 10 it’s become like this surreal nightmare and all the fans are like