delta: actually pretty expressive? u just gotta be good at reading his body language. also, really easily flustered. like Really Easily.
theta: loves stickers. like a lot. theyll put them on everything including armor n helmets and legit anything u can think of. its 100% an honor to be Sticker’d™
eta: constantly anxious. if theyre relaxed its a miracle, theyre very easily stressed out. on that note they really like white noise generators n stuff, the audio keeps em calm (theyre the type of person to have headphones in 24/7)
iota: really happy and upbeat n also pretty low empathy? like theyre good at comforting they just Cant Relate (thats etas job). also will kick ur ass if u hurt eta or theta
omega: deep, deep down, he unironically loves be my bad boy by cascada. very, very deep. also he listens to nightcore a shocking amount
gamma: his sense of humor is not limited to knock knock jokes. literally any lame thing he will find hilarious. hes got a meme folder. theyre all terrible
sigma: constantly gets in arguments with delta abt metastability etc. they both have pretty even tones so its like the most heated discussion thats also a complete deadpan uve ever seen.
lol the eyeroll dan did when phil asked for the puppy again
there was so much fond exasperation in this video omg like dan @ phil when phil gives sigma a treat for doing absolutely nothing and phil @ dan when he’s like asking sigma to come to his ‘favorite’ but sigma goes to dan bc dan has the treats and iF THIS ISNT SOME PRIME GOD DAMN FORESHADOWING FOR WHAT ITS GONNA BE LIKE WHEN THEY HAVE A PUP OF THEIR OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM CRYING SO MUCH YALL!!!!!!
man I mean??? Why would you?? She’s just trying to do what’s right and she saw
how fucked up pfl was so like. Leave her alone??? Do not fight Connecticut.
fuck man do you really think you can live??? She’s a badass and could kill
you??? Also like she’s been through enough, she lost practically everyone just.
Fuck. Do not fight Carolina.
Florida: haha. Dude.
You did see this guy like. Pull a fucking hatchet out of his shoulder
and keep fighting, right? Why would you think this is a good idea. Also like he’s
so good to everyone and super positive even tho he could kill you in like three
seconds?? Do not fight Florida.
He’s already pretty much the joke aboard the MoI (“You don’t wanna end up
like Georgia!”) and he got flung through space I mean. If you want to punch
him go for it but. Be nice. Do not fight
Idaho: You can
punch Idaho. But only once. Any more than that and you’re just cruel. Fight Idaho.
Iowa: Fuck you
pal!!! Why would you want to do this!!!! Leave Iowa alone!!!! Do not fight Iowa!!!
Maine: HAHA. WOW.
You’re really considering this, aren’t you. First of all, ask yourself this:
WHY??? Why in god’s name would you want
to fight Maine????? Fuck!!!! Not only is he super tall and probably buff as
shit, he’s a huge nerd and has been through enough!!! If you wanna punch
someone punch Sigma!!!! Leave Maine alone!!!! DO NOT FIGHT MAINE!!!!!!
North Dakota: North
once shot a guy in half. He also uses two sniper rifles at the same time like
what the fuck is with him?? What is with this unnecessary dramatic flair?? Why
is he such a nerd??? Punch North once. Right in the got damn face. Fight North.
Ohio: Why would
you? Girl’s just trying her best to get noticed. She’s a huge nerd but I mean there’s nothing wrong with that and she owns it so?? I mean, on the other hand
she might be into being punched? There’s that whole thing with Sherry so? Fight Ohio?
South Dakota: Holy
FUCK!! WHY?? South could kick your fucking ass!!!!! Do not!!!!! This has bad
idea written all over it!!!! Do not
Texas: haha. Hahahaa.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. OHHHH MY GODD???? YOU’RE ACTUALLY CONSIDERING—IM
CRYING RN HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCK DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID TO THE REDS + TUCKER???
DO YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO YOU?? DO
YOU??? THIS GIRL HAS A SONG DEVOTED TO HOW BADASS SHE IS OKAY IF YOU FUCK WITH TEX YOU’LL BE ON YOUR KNEES
FOR SURE DO NOT FIGHT TEXAS!!
Utah: I mean….I guess??
Idk he almost suffocated when he got the domed energy shield so I mean? Maybe
don’t? If you want to tho I won’t stop you. Do not fight Utah?
You!!! Leave Wash alone!! He’s done a lot of shitty stuff in the past but at
least he’s working toward doing not as shitty things!! He’s a pretty cool dude
who lost all of his friends!! Leave Wash
alone!!!Do not fight Washington!!
with that mustache literally who wouldn’t want to. If you want to punch Wyoming
I won’t stop you. Fight Wyoming.
York: He’s already
dead!!!! Stop!!! He may have really bad pickup lines but just!!! Don’t!!!! He
just wanted the best for his friends!!! He’s a nerd!! That’s why he was paired
with Delta—THEY’RE BOTH HUGE FUKCIN
NERDS!!!! Do not fight York!!!
Title: The Camouflaged Pupper Word Count: 1.4K Rating: G Summary: Dan, Phil, and a little black dog Tags: Cute Doggo, Tooth-Rotting Fluff Author’s Note: Just a quick little something for @phancy-phandom, because she’s sweet and she wanted a fic about Dan and Phil getting a dog. Thank you to @agingphangirl and @inkyhowlter for some last-minute britpicking re: where UK folks might adopt stray dogs. (The RSPCA is the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.)
The Camouflaged Pupper
Dan had been planning a relaxing day of Mario Kart and leftover pizza. The weather was still a bit hot, but not hot enough to warrant turning on the air conditioning, so he planned to walk around in his pants and just avoid the world, and he wasn’t ashamed a bit.
But Phil obviously had other plans. He’d been sitting on the couch with his laptop, watching Cat’s video over and over again, making happy noises and constantly interrupting Dan’s Tumblr scrolling with comments like, “Sigma is so cute!” and “Remember how soft he was?” and “He was so wiggly!” and “Remember when he licked your face? Look how happy you were!”
Dan sighed every time Phil spoke or tried to get him to watch the video. “Yes, Phil.” He replied each time in a monotone. “The puppy was cute. I remember.”
Phil patted his shoulder excitedly. “We could go to the RSPCA today! Just to visit. Just to get some puppy time! I’m sure they have puppies. Wouldn’t it be nicer to pet actual puppies than just watching videos of them? Wasn’t it great getting to hold Sigma? We could do that today! Just … visit. Come on.” He was begging now.
Dan sighed more heavily. “You’re asking me to put on actual jeans? And get off the couch? And leave the house? Go outside?” He gave Phil his best put-upon expression. To be honest, cuddling some puppies sounded kind of fun, but he wasn’t going to give in that easily.
AU where Sigma isn’t a diabolical piece of shit it’s just a regular piece of shit and it likes to tease Maine a lot about his soft spot for Wash and Maine calls bullshit b/c Sigma will pull strings and draw up statistics showing they’re more compatible with Wash if it means they can get partnered with him specifically so it likes him too and Sigma is so appalled it doesn’t speak to Maine for like two days.
Sigma: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as ‘Eagle 1’. Sigma: Luna, “Been there, done that.” Sigma: Diana is “currently doing that.” Sigma: Akane is “It happened once in a dream.” Sigma: Carlos is “If I had to pick a dude.” Sigma: Eric is… “Eagle 2.” Eric: Oh thank god.
I’m finally free from these pictures.. I’ve been sorta working on them more than anything else, which is way more effort than I should put in for a contest I’m not going to win haha. I had to resize these to upload them so idk if they look ok?
Since the rules asked for the pictures to relate to something to do with your home country, I just used some landmarks.. Caernarfon Castle for Team D, which was originally going to be the only one, then I thought that Team C are definitely the kind of people who would pose in front of a sign.. Mostly Akane and Carlos since Junpei is going through a phase. Finally Team Q on top of Snowdon cause I felt bad for not doing them too and I couldn’t think of where to put them. Eric has ice cream from the cafe ok they took the train. I also kind of assumed Eric doesn’t really like Q so that’s why he’s like.. that. I guess.
Sigma: Today when my coworker went to lunch I said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like, “Sigma do you ever.. think before you say things like that. Never do that again.”