Forgive me since I haven’t been on tumblr for that long but what the hell is a Ron Mustard??? All I can think of is Roy Mustang as Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation and I’m sobbing because the ‘stache tripled in size and volume ;-;
Why ask me to be your girlfriend even if distance is a problem?
It’s only autumn
I sincerely hope you recognize that I love you.
It’s the complete and honest truth.
You and many others have broken my heart.
Now I’m ranting about you in a form of art.
Contemplating what I did wrong.
I can’t see past this fog.
I’m just so far gone.
It’s fucking CRIMINAL that I am in this no-Halloween celebrations country. ME! I am SUPER GENEROUS with candy! My coworkers LOVE how generous I am with my stash! And I got GREAT taste in candy. No more shitty market brand crap chocolates. I got IMPORTED stuff, I got FULL SIZED BARS, I got candy, chocolate, chips, cookies, NAME IT I WILL GIVE IT.
Sigh, why we no have kids begging for candy where I am. Sigh.