sigh this ship

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I’ve actually had this rolling around in my head for weeks and it was funny when I first thought of it. Sometimes I am self-conscious of my dumb ideas.  

*Shepard and Garrus both return from a mission*

Shepard: That was a rough one, I don’t think I’ve ever been so filthy in my life. Can’t wait to wash off.

Garrus: Yeah definitely.

Shepard: You know…..I have a really nice personal shower. Nice and private. And it’s big too. Very accommodating if more than one person wanted to use it at the same time for….whatever reason.

Garrus: I’ll bet.

Shepard: Especially since sometimes I have a hard time reaching certain places….and I’m really dirty. Sure would be nice if someone could come up to my room and help me out. In the Shower. Right now.

Garrus: Yeah…..Alright, well I’ll leave you to it then. See you later!

Shepard: …..

*two hours later*

Garrus:………………………………OH.

Listen if we get to see what haruka is doing after graduation, I hope it’s one or all three of the following:

-OLYMPICS for Christ’s sake
-college
-makoto

Accidentally seeing a ship you don't like.

Normal person: Clicks off of the ship, and moves onto something else.

Tumblr user: Process to make an anti-ship blog, post about why the people are wrong for shipping it, and then send death threats and harassment to people who do ship it.

Someone: “ Lol superwholock was the cringest time in Tumblr history!!”

Me: *Looking at current tumblr which has harassment, and callout posts. Death threats over ships, and telling someone they are a nazi or a rapist because you disagree with them. Anti ship blogs and the shoplifting community.*

Me:“ You don’t even know the half of it.”

The notion of “I will wait for you to be ready” is always, always, always more romantic and captivating than the “I will win you over and you’ll be mine” mentality. Every. Single. Time. 

Me at the gates of Heaven

God: Sorry, it looks like you can’t enter.

Me: Okay but why??

God: Well, there are some questionable “ships”, and also some fanfictions you read..

Me: I see

Me:

Me: I’ll just let myself out

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