sigh these idiots

Concept #2

During the summer, the Beacon Hills Cineplex does midnight showings of old black and white movies. Stiles drags Derek to the theater on an uncharacteristically sweltering August night, when the air conditioner at the loft finally gives up the ghost. They see The Thin Man, one of Stiles’ favorites. Derek hasn’t been to a cinema since New York, and the smell of old popcorn and polyester carpeting hits a strange, wistful chord in his heart. Stiles insists on buying him his snack of choice– popcorn and milk duds– and beams when Derek confesses to combining the two when he was a kid. Their knees touch once they settle into their seats, the theater dark around them as the opening credits roll. By the final scene, Derek has lost the thread of the plot, because Stiles’ hand is in his, his head on Derek’s shoulder, and their hearts are racing in time.


“What happened?” Emmett asks. You sighs, “Some idiot decided to get in my personal space and wouldn’t leave me alone so I punched him in the face.” You were the new Cullen sibling but you were also still human. You were closest to Emmett and he took up the role as an overprotective brother. “Badass,” he smirks. You smile, “You’re an idiot.” He grins, “But you love me.”

Requested By: Anonymous

In light of current, horrifying events, I wonder if Nick Spencer & Co. are still finding turning Captain America into a Nazi funny and ironic.

i spend half of last night in the chat of a delightful drunken art stream and the other half being completely unable to sleep, so i finally finished this fucking two year old draft.

this fic comes with some warnings for semi-graphic gross injuries, lots and lots of cursing and, as ever, with beautiful art by the extremely lovable beren

“So are we close yet? To your- I dunno, secret gay forest cabin? ‘Cause my feet are starting to hurt and I mean I’m no Vagabond, but you probably won’t want to carry me.”

Nobody replies and Gavin sighs, because he’s an idiot. He got snatched right out of the middle of a job and they immediately ditched his phone and then later on his comm and he didn’t bring any extra ones because he’s an idiot. So now he’s walking through a dark forest in a massive thunderstorm, completely drenched, one guy with a gun behind and one in front of him and they’d tied the longest rope known to mankind around his torso like some kind of cartoon, except that it actually holds up really well and his only escape attempt so far ended with his face in the mud, because he’s an idiot.

If he’s lucky, there’s a nice amount of torture in his future, and then death.

“Coming right up, one secret gay forest cabin,” the guy in front drawls languidly and stops in front of a well, waving Gavin forward with his gun.

Peering down into the well, he can’t see anything but absolute darkness. “You’re kidding, right?” His voice is a little higher than he’d like to admit.

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Runaway: Part 4

(( OOC: Based off of “We Were Infinite” by @wolfstar-puppylove ( with minor changes to fit into my marauder time-line. *thumbs up* )

Regulus played by: @siriusly-not-over-remus​ ))

*James and Sirius sit down on the bed* 


Sirius: James. I’m alright mate… just…

Sirius: *lies down and listens to the door click behind James* 

Sirius: *shudders* Dammit…  

*the door creaks and Sirius jumps, reaching for his wand under the pillow* 

Sirius: *quickly wipes at the tears* James… W-what’s wrong?

Sirius: *takes a deep, shaky breath* I told you… I’m fine-

James: Cut the shit Pads. 

Sirius: *falls silent* 

*the two sit quietly for a moment as Sirius attempts to cover up his sniffling* 

James: *sighs* Come here idiot.  

Sirius: *curls up against James and breaks down* 

It’s All Fun And Games Until

Pairing: Josh Pieters x reader

Word Count: 498 words

Warnings: None really. It’s mostly fluff and cuteness. 

Summary: Josh surprises Y/N by coming home earlier from a trip to South Africa and they invite the boys over where you decide to be children for a day and play hide and seek. But you accidentally give out your hiding spot by hitting Josh in the balls. @joshpleters

Originally posted by suggsquared

You put the finishing touches to your new video just as you hear the door open. You furrow your brows feeling your heartbeat quicken. No one is supposed to come today. You slowly get up from your chair and walk towards the door. 

“Y/N?” Josh calls out and you sigh in relief. 

“You bloody idiot! You scared me half to death,” you exclaim walking over to hug him. And then you realise that he isn’t supposed to be home for another three days. 

“What are you doing here?” you ask making him chuckle. 

“I couldn’t go without my girl for much longer. I’ve missed you,” he says giving you a kiss that lingers on your lips. For an entire day, you cuddle up on the couch while you listen to Josh talking about his trip to South Africa. You know how much he misses his family so you feel glad he got to head down there. He should do it more often. The next day you invite over the buttercream squad and you help them film some videos before you all sit on the couch wondering what to do. 

“We should play hide and seek! Forfeits for the people who loses,” you say noticing the others nod in agreement. 

“We should make it into a video, though. Put cameras around and record it,” Joe says and soon enough you’re all setting up cameras and everything. 

“I’ll seek, then you guys go hide,” Jack says and you quickly scramble. Josh waves you over pointing to a tiny closet. 

“No way we can both fit in there,” you whisper but Josh shakes his head. 

“We can definitely fit in there. It’s the perfect spot, he’ll never look here,” Josh explains as he crawls in signalling for you to follow. You end up in a very uncomfortable position on top of Josh, but Jack is done counting so you try desperately to stay still. That just isn’t an option when your foot cramps up and you move suddenly. You barely notice it happen, but Josh screams out in pain and you tumble out of the closet. Josh bends over making weird noises. 

“What the bloody hell is that sound?” Joe says running towards you. And it’s not that you want to laugh, but it is a really funny noise. 

“I told you we wouldn’t fit!” you exclaim making the other boys laugh. They’re all standing around watching Josh in pain. You start laughing as well. 

“Please tell me one of the cameras got that!” Conor laughs. Joe is laughing so hard that he isn’t even making a sound. And you do feel bad for Josh, but it’s also really funny. 

“Next time listen to your girlfriend, mate!” Mikey says leaning on his own knees while laughing. Both you and Josh have tears in your eyes, but it’s for very different reasons. 

“You’re all horrible friends,” Josh cries out making the rest of you laugh even harder. 

“We can live with that.” 

Stiles & Derek indulge themselves in a much needed day filled with relaxation, laughter, and love.  

👪 Happy Father's Day 👪
  • ~~
  • Sherlock: *strolls into the lab* Molly, did you know there is an entire day dedicated to fathers?
  • Molly: *smiles* Yeah...
  • Sherlock: *sighs* And all we have to do was lie there.
  • Molly: *giggles* There's a Mother's Day, too, you know.
  • Sherlock: *gesturing* Yes, that makes sense. A never ending job.
  • Molly: *leans over the bench* So, you don't want your present, then?
  • Sherlock: *glances at her baby bump* That'll be a trick.
  • Molly: *rubbing her stomach fondly* It's getting quite difficult to explain.
  • Sherlock: *raises an eyebrow* You want people to know?
  • Molly: *shrugs* Wouldn't be so terrible. My Mum might kill you, though.
  • Sherlock: Nothing compared to what Mary's going to do.
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *swallows* You're quite sure I'm the father?
  • Molly: *gives a half-smile* 'fraid so.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Fine. We'll tell them tonight *kisses her quickly; leaving the lab*
  • Molly: Sherlock?
  • Sherlock: *at the door* Hmm?
  • Molly: *smiles* Happy Father's Day.
  • Sherlock: *smiles cutely* I can get used to that.