sigh i swear they're so cute :(

  • Alec: Blatantly, ignores and shows his strong dislike of Clary.
  • Clalec shippers: Oh my god, so cute! They are meant to be.
  • Alec: Kisses Magnus.
  • Clalec Shippers: ????? WhY IS Alec being so cryptic ?????????????? He loves Clary
  • Alec: Has sex with Magnus
  • Clalec Shippers: ??????????????? Hahaha. He's playing hard to get.
  • Alec: Straight people, why can't they control themselves?
  • Clalec Shippers: *sigh* Poor Alec, he gets that people like him aren't as in control as him, his heterosexual self.
  • Alec: Adopts two children with Magnus
  • Clalec Shippers: ????? Aww, him and Clary adopted children because they're waiting for marriage to have sex
  • Alec marries Magnus: Awwww!!! Clary and Alec are playing a game together!!