sigh i don't want to tag

Hunk’s heart clenched. “You want a kiss?”

Shiro jolted and shot him a wild look. “I’m sorry?”  Right. Hunk held up one of the candies for Shiro to see. That made him crack a smile, and he held out his left hand to take it. “Thank you.”

After an accident that cost him his arm and his position on the first manned Mars mission, Shiro transfers to work at the Jet Propulsion Lab. Shortly after, Hunk gains a secret admirer.

These facts are probably coincidental.

All About that Space by @bosstoaster

  • Person behind the camera: okay, Lana and Jen, I'm going to take a picture of you two.
  • Lana/JMo: *get closer and start wrapping their arms around each other*
  • Person: no, no. What do you think you are doing?
  • Lana/JMo: posing for the picture?!
  • Person: no, that won't work. Keep your distance.
  • Lana/JMo: Fine.
  • - after photo has been taken -
  • Lana: I never agreed to not share it. I'm gonna post it on Instagram.
  • JMo: ugh. I wish I could post it too.
  • Lana: don't worry, I got it covered. I'll post it on Twitter and Facebook as well.
  • Person: *sighs*
  • Lana: Snapchat? No, not Snapchat... I want it permanent. And I'm going to tag it swanqueen.
  • Person: *speechless*
  • Lana/JMo: *high five*
  • Lana: I wonder if MySpace is still a thing...
Being difficult:
  • Harley: *sitting on the sidewalk with a broken high heel refusing to go any further*
  • Joker: "I'll get it fixed, darling. Just get up."
  • Harley: "No! I don't feel like walkin' anymore!"
  • *heavy sigh*
  • Joker: "Fine..."
  • Harley: *smiles as she gets picked up and carried back to the car*
  • Joker: "I could drop you if I wanted..."
  • Harley: "You're not gunna drop me!"
  • *tips her over*
  • Joker: "Wanna bet?"
  • Harley: "PUDDIN, NO!"
  • *clings to him like a koala*

angryvoles  asked:

Don't suppose you guys could update the shy Derek tag, please? I have a mighty need.

i could never say no

A Date for The Dance by graces101 (1/1 | 1,659 | G)

“So…” Scott smirked “What are you doing for the dance?”

Derek’s cheeks turned red “There’s this guy that I wanted to ask” he sighed “but we’re just friends so I can’t”

“This guy … come on Derek just ask Stiles to the dance!” Scott groans

“But he’s a friend and it could get complicated, I mean what if he says no?” he grumbles.

“Ask him and find out!” Scott shouts

“That’s the problem! I’m not very good at that stuff” Derek utters staring down at his hands.

“Like anyone is, so…?”

Derek frowned “So…..?”

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Scott demanded

Derek scrubs a hand over his face and sighs before walking over to the sofa, next to Scott “I was hoping you could help me” he’s face looked hopeful

Or

Derek wants to go to the dance with Stiles, Stiles wants to go to the dance with Derek.

It should be that simply, but as usual nothing ever is.

You got my mind spinning. by skyblue993 (½ | 2,122 | R)

Stiles doesn’t think their date could go any worse, yet, it does.

I May Be A Twin But I’m One Of A Kind by Nerdy_fangirl_57 (1/1 | 2,829 | G)

Stiles tells Stuart everything. Even about his massive crush on Derek Hale. Well, he didn’t tell him it was Derek per se but he still told Stuart he was practically in love with the guy.

Then Stuart tells him that Derek asked him out. Only, Stuart is straight, so, Stiles has to pretend to be Stuart and go on a date with the guy he’s been majorly crushing on since freshman year.

Fuck his life.

The Junk Drawer by Stereksale7 (1/1 | 12,363 | NC17)

“He texted me and said he only had the cop costume on hand and that the rest were back at the club which doesn’t open until 8:30 tonight. I told him that was fine.” Erica whispers.

“What?! Oh god he’s going to dressed as a cop? There’s no way that’ll be hot for Stiles his dad’s the freaking Sheriff and he’s in the academy!” Scott franctically whispers back.

“I know that Scott but what was I going to do?! I don’t want to wait that long, Stiles’ll probably be drunk off his ass by 8:30! Just believe me okay? It won’t matter what he’s wearing he’s 100% Stiles’s type and he won’t be wearing the outfit very long anyways.” Erica whispered with a smirk.

***
Or in which the stripper Stiles’s friends hire for his birthday has very familiar looking eyes.

Bad At Making Friends by Sendryl (1/1 | 1,880 | PG13)

Stiles buys Derek a shirt as a joke.
Even though Derek gripes about it, he wears it.
So Stiles buys him another.
And another.
And another.

Wait for it by BenikoNiko (1/1 | 2,579 | G)

Stiles’ waiter job definitely paid off more than his student loans, when one Mr. Hale (and family) deigned a high-class restaurant with their presence.

pidge bites her nails a lot so allura makes it her life’s mission to make pidge have long nice nails and gives her a real nice manicure, but pidge ruins it within minutes. allura tries to put bitter stuff on her nails, ties bags onto her hands, throw things at pidge each time she brought her nails close to her mouth, everything, to avoid her biting them, but in vain. then when allura finally gives up and flops down beside her, sighing about how she won’t be able to draw the green lion on her nails like she wanted to, pidge immediately jumps up and starts following allura around, begging for another chance.


part 1 / part 2

I should make a f.a.q.– this will be the last time I’m answering this because I’m tired.

Because sometimes I get questions like “why is Zane so popular” and honest tl;dr:

Young people view characters who are white-coded aka Zane as some multi-faceted, 3 dimensional character (despite failing at being an unique antag) with a bare personality and barely enough backstory they can self-insert into because they see themselves as with bad social skills + asshole + just on the cusp of being an abuser but not quite because you’re excused….

why do you think he’s mostly shipped with guys? And surprisingly misogynistic towards female characters, tho often disguised “oh I just don’t like her” i.g. the infamous gremlins who really really hate Katelyn but turn around and fill Zane up with headcanon that makes him very similar to her (on top of the trends of him becoming more and more feminine looking,,, big hips on a cis dude but somehow trim and small waist? Like who are you fooling with your intention).

But also on the flip side, all his ships with girls give me flashback to early 2000s shoujo where there’s bubbly girl and guy who isn’t really… suitable for a healthy relationship because it’s not the girl’s job to fix them.

That’s why Zane is so popular. As simple as that.

As soon as Jess shined that spot light on him, the masse just,,, devoured him.

anonymous asked:

Honestly things have been such a mess lately and looking more and more like it's going to be a long term battle. Not even sure if there is still a band left anymore. I still care about the guys but if we have to continue with the bullshit then I don't see the point really. Now we got two fake babies and a bunch of fake girlfriends and the most shady promo. I would rather give my time and money to someone else. Still gonna be here for your writing though :)

Who would’ve thought this shit would stretch for long and get even worse, eh? I certainly wouldn’t. But we’re here, and that’s the current situation. *sighs*

I don’t even worry about the band TBH. All this shit we’re seeing traces back to money. We’re seeing the result of a predatory industry preying on young talents (literal kids when the boys started). So, even if it takes 20 years, 1D will still come back because it’s profitable. (New Kids on The Block have returned, so why not 1D?).

Even if they were at each other’s throats (like the press wants us to believe), at one point they would still come back because $$$. Remember how everyone got excited about the prospect of some dude suing 1D and how that would mean all five reunited in court? That only proves that, despite the fuckery in this fandom, people would nut for a reunion. End of. 1D are a big name. It doesn’t matter that many think they’re a band for kids. Pretty much everyone knows about 1D, even if just to mock them as “kiddies stuff”.

(And here I don’t have much to say because 1D’s team targets grown men making all kinds of lewd jokes and singing innuendos at kids. If you go back to UAN tour, you’ll know a bunch of hormonal teenage boys were NEVER appropriate for little kids. “Blow a kiss, blow a job”? “Different dick every night”? PLS!)

But back to the subject. Yeah, it feels like everything will drag for some time. We see all those babies around, and it doesn’t seem like we’re getting any denouement soon. We can’t enjoy anything about the boys’ solo careers without some kind of fuckery, or being used to promote their so-called “girlfriends”. Everything is normal and people break up and get cheated and go back again.  Yup, nothing to see here. Celebrities are fickle and so are the normal people associated to them. :)

Many don’t care for facts and roll with it. Some even want you to dumb down to their level when logic and facts tell you otherwise. Fandom life is more and more complicated because you don’t know who to follow, the friend of yesterday is the heterosexuality-loving anti of tomorrow blocking you and pretending like they’ve never seen the shadiness they turn a blind eye on now. Many of your blog friends are deleting or changing blogs completely; everybody and their nan are a Kpop blog now.

I agree with you in that we don’t have many positive things right now. Haven’t had them for years now TBH. It’s just no fun. I can see why investing time in other thing would be nice, or even just enjoy casually the music that (hopefully) comes out. I’ll probably do that at one point, too. I’m not interested in drama. When I want drama I watch Soraya Montenegro try to kill three different characters in the same scene★. Now That’s What I Call Drama™.

All that said, I still want to see the boys emerge victorious. It won’t be easy (we’re seeing it now), but one day something good must happen, right? We’ve never asked for much.

We wanted nice merch? Have dolls, bags and 256 perfumes!

We wanted OT5 content? Too bad, they’re all mortal enemies now. Their securities actually are to protect them from one another.

We wanted the rumoured collabs with other artists like FOB? Get rekt! There’s no ‘team’ in ‘featuring’, and have I mentioned that all 1D boys hate each other?

We’re honestly starved of everything we’d get from a normal band. I’ll be blunt here: I don’t give a single fuck about personal lives, naming their families members or whom they’re supposedly banging. I never did. But what did we get? A bunch of “relatable” canvas girlfriends to supposedly makes us squee. Aww, see that? The boys date normal girls! Older girls! That means you too can be a 1D girlfriend!!! Yeahhh… there’s not a single thing surrounding 1D that had been aimed for typical fans. Everything had been done like we all want to bone them. (And many do, but that’s not everyone. They’re not pieces of meat and we’re not fucking pumas!)

1D success has been DESPITE their team. The boys are loveable and their bond is what has drawn most of the people in. I still think we don’t have many 1D fans as we have “I’m [1D boy]’s fan and I’m stick with the other 4” around here. Too many hateful stans that thrive on tearing the others down to elevate their fave. When I think about that, it’s not hard see why 1D shitty team got away with the putrid stuff they try to feed us: too many scavengers.

Anyway! I have no idea where I was going with this (it’s mostly 1AM ramblings), but yeah. We can only hope for something good in less than 20 years. I wish all five the best and want to see them succeed. I hope I can see it happen before we’re all 50-somethings. And thank you for the kind words. :) Glad my writing can add something positive to this hellhole of fandom. I’m here for the music, the boys’ friendship, to support them and fandom content. Sadly those are the things we don’t get any more. *sighs*

anonymous asked:

(sigh) there's been a lot of negative posts I keep seeing sometimes in completely unrelated tags about stimming isn't for "neurotypicals". It kind of made me feel a little down. I'm very mentally ill, but I also have a lot of traits associated with Sensory Processing Disorder... I don't have the energy to go see if I really do or not... I just want to keep doing what helps me stay sane. I really appreciate your blog, and all of the resources you put out there. Thank you.

Lovely anon, I am sorry for keeping you waiting on this.

I’ve seen a few of those posts myself, with regards to spinners, which are apparently popular right now in the US.

(Not being American - here in Australia handmade slime is just starting to catch on - I can only go by what Americans are posting, which appears to be posts on stores selling out of spinners and discussions about popularity resulting in teachers banning spinners from classrooms.)

I’ll say to you this: You. Are. Not. Neurotypical. Like, neurodiversity isn’t a “if you hit fifty points or more you’re ND” quiz. It isn’t. (I know they can assess autism this way, which was how mine was, but since I came to agree with that assessment through community exploration, I don’t consider it all that worthwhile.) If you have a need for stim toys, if you have mental illness, if you have SPD traits, even if you never get a paper diagnosis, you’re ND, and you’re us. If you’re only ND in one or two aspects, you’re not neurotypical. If your only problem is smell sensitivity and you stim because of that, you are not neurotypical. All you need is some difference that causes disability in some way, for which stim toys are an aid as much as a crutch or chair. You cannot sit still through a class? Here’s an aid that will help you do that. That’s it.

(I am absolutely and unequivocally for self-diagnosis or partial diagnosis or people who are questioning but find they need stimming. I am here for “ND, but not sure exactly how yet” and engaging in the stim community because it is a need that helps them survive. I am absolutely and unequivocally not for any kind of gatekeeping that stops ND people, who may not know they’re ND because we’re all forced to mimic neurotypical behaviour, from finding connection, community and support.)

I understand why people are blogging as they are: when something is adopted by the masses, teachers in a classroom setting tend to ban it as a distraction, meaning those who need it (especially those without paper diagnoses or poor support systems in place) no longer have access to it. It’s a problem, a very real problem. Stim toys need to be in ND hands. Having a disability aid turned into a fashion or fad means that disabled people have to find alternatives and run the risk of even those alternatives not being accepted.

But. We need to discuss this problem in ways that don’t alienate or exclude people who think themselves NT who are exploring popular stim toys and discover they need these toys as much as we do. We need to remember that ableism teaches us to act as NT as possible, so much so that we repress our differences in thought and feeling, so much so that we lose stimming. (I know I did.) We need to remember that autism (as one case example) is often diagnosed late in people who aren’t white and cis masculine, and some of those annoying NT stimmers who have appropriated the toy might actually need it themselves.

I’m wary, as I’ve said before, of outright statements like “stimming isn’t for neurotypicals”. I’m wary because I’m late diagnosed, because I didn’t even get a depression or GAD diagnosis after I was twenty despite having been the most anxious person ever my whole childhood, because I know that a great many ND people can spend years of their life not knowing they are ND. Because society teaches us to bury, as best we can, our neurodiversity. I’m wary because I think it doesn’t give ND people who don’t know they’re ND entry into the community they need.

In a way, I think it’s a dreadful catch twenty-two: the problem is born of ableism (an aid turned into a fad), but the dialogue about it doesn’t take into account how ableism stops people knowing themselves.

I don’t know, not really, what is the best way to approach this conversation.

All I can say is that if you need to stim, given that I consider that need a sign of neurodiversity in some way, you’re welcome here. You don’t need to tell me how you’re neurodiverse, because I don’t care. You don’t have to fully know yourself - all you need to know is what you’ve said, that stim toys are an aid. This space is for you. Stimming is for you. You absolutely belong here, anon.

(And general reminder that “neurotypical” doesn’t equal “not-autistic”, and allistic neurodiverse folk who stim are valid, wonderful and absolutely belong in the stim community.)

Tag 10 People You'd Like to Get to Know Better

I was tagged by my awesome friend Tim [ @weedle-testaburger ] thanks dude C: ♡
Name: Nicole 
Birthdate and location: August 31, 2000 & Norfolk, Virginia ✌🏼 
Nicknames: Nic, Nhei-nhei 
Gender: Who’s that? I don’t know ‘em. 
Sexual orientation: grey asexual♠️ 
Favourite movies: Kubo and the Two Strings, The BFG, and The Interview. There are lots more but we’d be here forever. 
One place that makes me happy: Yo Mama! Aka the best FroYo/Bubble tea bar ever 
Last book I read: Does my biology text book count? If not, Jay Asher’s “Thirteen Reasons Why” 
I tag @pure-gfmemes @purify-hate-to-love @ellecim@orangemelon55@hellafalcon
@panicat-thedesktop
@moe-magical-girl
@senpai-pleasenotice-me
@apinkology @wieldinganaklusmos

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there will never be a day when I don’t think of you

si nos amas, salva nos

Bryke: That felt a bit forced to me.

Bryke: If it seems out of the blue to you, I think a second viewing of the last two seasons would show that perhaps you were looking at it only through a hetero lens.

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💖💗💓💘hi hello it’s me the annoying always yelling one that always whines n feels unloved sigh💖💓💓

Was tagged by the lovely @lovhobe (got confused by your url a lil)💗🤧💓 (ily) to do this self love & positivity tag 

I have been feeling myself a lot lately n my confidence is back n stronger then ever lol so I want to share that with all of you beautiful people and want you to feel happy with yourselves too 💗💗💗 

[rules: you must post two selfies (yolo I did 3) & write ten things you have learnt/are learning to love about yourself; then, tag your mutuals/blogs you like!]

1. I love my cheekbones

2. I love my ears

3. I love my eyes 

4. I love my laugh

5. I love my nose

6. I love my bodyyyyy *mino playing in the bg lol*
 cringe
7. I love my positivity 

8. I love my devotion

9. I love my compassion 

10. I love my humour

Tagging all these beautiful ppl @goddessofbaekhyun @hoejisoo (I’m ready fucking slay this) @warmjins @bbhsthighs @pastelsmooch @detectivetrabula @satanthor @nicejimin @sweetdemonsoul @dragracemedown @kmlyrics @saulla 

Random headcanon

Harley considers it a tragedy if she ever breaks a heel on her shoes and forces Joker to carry her until it can be fixed/replaced.