sigh i can't get the timing right

  • joseph: *on phone* hey, mary? i need your help.
  • mary: what did you do this time? you sound high...
  • joseph: i lost robert. i don't know where he is. luckily this stranger right here is willing to help me find him. say hi to my wife, sir.
  • robert: *in background snickering* hey, mary. we'll definitely find this robert soon.
  • mary: *sighs* .... rob, just get joseph back in one piece.
When Saeran is Mistaken for Saeyoung after Dying His Hair Red Again.
  • Zen: *throws arm around him* So about that Tripter bot! Can I give you some pictures to put on it? ^^
  • Saeran: What are you talking about?
  • Zen: Quit pretending like you don't know, you confessed you were behind it.
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Zen: Hahaha, you're so funny.
  • Saeran: And you're a moron.
  • Zen: Oh. You are Saeran.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Jumin: Get away from Elizabeth the Third. Why the hell are you in my apartment, Saeyoung?! Out!
  • Saeran: Saeyoung told me to come give you this piece of paper. The bodyguards let me in. Your cat likes me. I don't know why.
  • Jumin: Saeyoung sent Saeyoung over? Quit acting, Saeyoung and put her down!
  • Saeran: Here, cat. Be careful getting down. I'm leaving now.
  • Jumin: So easily, Saeyoung?
  • Saeran: *sighs*
  • Elizabeth 3rd: *meows sadly after Saeran*
  • Jumin: That wasn't Saeyoung, was it?
  • Elizabeth 3rd: *meows exasperatedly*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Yoosung: Hey, Saeyoung, how did you do on LOLOL last night?!
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Yoosung: Okay! How did you do on LOLOL last night, other Saeyoung?
  • Saeran: *groans*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Jaehee: *opens mouth as Saeran walks into cafe*
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung!
  • Jaehee: Can you do mixed coffee drinks if you have a book?
  • Saeran: Uh.
  • Jaehee: That's a yes. I need help. You're hired. Get to work.
  • Saeran: *sighs, again*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • V: ....
  • Saeran: You can't even see! I'm not Saeyoung!
  • V: Ouch.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Rika: Hi!
  • Saeran: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DEVIL WOMAN!
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Vanderwood: ......
  • Saeran: ......
  • Vanderwood: So....
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Vanderwood: Right. Sorry about last time! You all look so much alike!
  • Saeran: You're. A. Moron.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • MC: Hi, Saeran!
  • Saeran: MARRY ME!
  • MC: *confused as to why Saeran is suddenly clinging to her after he visited the others to drop off things Saeyoung had "borrowed" from them*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Saeyoung: Hi, second Saeyoung!
  • Saeran: I hate all of you.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Saeyoung: *secretly told all the members he would be the one visiting them* *troll*

anonymous asked:

Thomas's Sides, Mark's Egos, and Jack's Egos are all together as the Youtubers hang out. No one is sitting with Anti. Virgil is too tired and anxious to start meeting people right now, so instead of staying with the sides where they're talking to LITERALLY A FUCK TON OF EGOS LIKE WTF THERE'S A LOT, Virgil decides to go sit with Anti. "What th' fuck are ya doing sittin' here whit me?" Anti asks, unused to people choosing to be with him. Virgil just sighs and says that he can't handle the others'

shit right now. So they start to tentatively talk, Virgil even COMPLIMENTING HIS THROAT THING CAUSE WOAH YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CAME FROM A HORROR MOVIE, so they start to really get into talking. Every time the egos and sides get together, you can find Virgil and Anti hanging out, till one day you don’t find either. Everyone goes searching for the two cause WTF WHAT IF ANTI KILLED VIRGIL but no they’re just making out in Mark’s bedroom.

FUCK ME UP FAM

anonymous asked:

How about this prompt: "If you can't sleep....we could have sex?"

Originally posted by craicthatniall

Niall Horan Blurb - Sleepless Nights

I turned over onto my left side, trying to get comfortable for the hundredth time tonight. I checked the clock on my nightstand. 2:48. Awesome. No matter what I tried, nothing worked. I just could not get to sleep. I had been tossing and turning all night to no avail. I was still wide awake and pissed about it. I rolled back onto my right side with a heavy sigh and watched Niall sleeping effortlessly. I watched the rise and fall of his chest and wished I was doing the exact same thing.

I reached over to move a strand of his dark hair away from his eyes and off of his face and his eye immediately snapped open. Shit. “Hey, babe. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you.”

“ ‘S all good, love.” He reached over and brushed the back of his hand against my jaw. “Ya know, if ya can’t sleep….we could have sex? Maybe it’ll help relax ya.” He grinned slyly as he spoke.

I tried and failed to stifle a small laugh. “Only you would wake up in the dead ass middle of the night and offer up sex as a solution to my insomnia.”

“Don’t knock it until you try it, Sam.”  Niall traced his fingertips down the small of my back as he spoke, his voice low and mesmerizing.

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anonymous asked:

How about this prompt: "If you can't sleep...we could have sex?"

Originally posted by kingrreigns

Roman Reigns Blurb - Sleepless Nights

I turned over onto my left side, trying to get comfortable for the hundredth time tonight. I checked the clock on my nightstand. 2:48. Awesome. No matter what I tried, nothing worked. I just could not get to sleep. I had been tossing and turning all night to no avail. I was still wide awake and pissed about it. I rolled back onto my right side with a heavy sigh and watched Roman sleeping effortlessly. I watched the rise and fall of his chest and wished I was doing the exact same thing.

I reached over to move a strand of his long, black hair away from his eyes and off of his face and his eye immediately snapped open. Shit. “Hey, babe. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you.”

“All good, love.” He reached over and brushed the back of his hand against my jaw. “You know, if you can’t sleep….we could have sex? Maybe it’ll help relax you.” He grinned slyly as he spoke.

I tried and failed to stifle a small laugh. “Only you would wake up in the dead ass middle of the night and offer up sex as a solution to my insomnia.”

“Don’t knock it until you try it, Sam.”  Roman traced his fingertips down the small of my back as he spoke, his deep voice low and mesmerizing.

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  • <p> <b>Left brain:</b> *studying and trying to take in technical information*<p/><b>Right brain:</b> You know what?! I think we should write something...right now! I'm ready to go!<p/><b>Left brain:</b> It's a bad time<p/><b>Right brain:</b> It's never a bad time to create! I have this amazing idea, better hurry up before I lose it...<p/><b>Left brain:</b> Who cares?<p/><b>Right brain:</b> Wha--? How could you say that?! Don't you even want to know my idea?!<p/><b>Left brain:</b> Not right now<p/><b>Right brain:</b> I gotta get it out of me, or else I might explode!<p/><b>Left brain:</b> Oh, please! You will not! Just shut up already!<p/><b>Right brain:</b> *stunned silent, then several seconds later whispers* I can't believe you actually lost your cool! What were you doing that was so important anyway?<p/><b>Left brain:</b> *sighs deeply* I don't even remember now<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

I can't sleep without you.

I Can’t Sleep Without You

leave me an imaginary fic title/summary and i’ll write something!

There’s a six hour time difference.

Yuuri turns.

And turns again.

He sighs at the ceiling, trying to fool his mind into thinking that Victor is, in fact, in the bed beside his. That if he were to whisper his name right now, he’d get a response. But his subconscious refuses to believe it, so he turns, and his phone mocks him from the nightstand.

He grabs it.

Opens it, stares for a while. It’s nine here, so that means it’s three in the morning in Japan. And besides, his flight is tomorrow morning, so he should really get some rest while he can, and the free program had been only yesterday, and…

He just wants a hug.

He could stand being away from Victor for a little while if he had a hug to get him by. If he could wrap himself in his arms just for a minute to remember the scent of his cologne, to have some sort of memory to hold him over. But when he’d left, it had been packed bags and hurried feet.

It’s ridiculous, Yuuri thinks as he turns his phone off once again. Ridiculous that he misses him so much after, what? Two days? Tops?

But Victor has vibrations turned off on his phone, and he’s…

Yuuri turns the phone on, goes to his text messages. Are you awake?

He regrets it the moment he sends it, so he clutches a pillow tighter and tries to will himself to sleep. In the morning, he’ll fly home to Japan, and then maybe he’ll hug Victor a little too long, smile a little too much, but more than anything, he just wants to see him, wants to make sure that he’s okay, and—

The phone rings.

It’s loud, and Yuuri slams his finger on the answer button to try and get the noise to stop so he’s not kicked out of the hotel. He brings the device to his ear, blinking. “Hello?”

“I can’t sleep.”

He shuts his eyes, relieved, and rolls onto his side, tugging the covers up to his neck. “Neither can I.”

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)

Hello, friends!! I know I said Dizzy II or the PDA fic were next but I started this at the same time and finished it a lot faster sdjfkfj so here it is while you wait! <3


The near silence of the bedroom breaks with the sharp inhale that accompanies your boyfriend jolting awake. 

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mrbarbacarisi  asked:

So random headcanon. Sonny is just as annoying in his night classes as he is at work. He always has to bring up his experiences as a police officer during his criminal law classes, which impresses his professors but pisses off his fellow students. (he's basically known as the "gunner" because he totally would be one.) Most of the time, he brings up something Barba said in court. Like he mentions Barba so much that one day another student sighs "can't you just ask him out already?"

PFFFFT, SONNY CHILL, PLEASE.

I want annoying, overeager Sonny every single day for the rest of my life, please. It’s honestly such a wonderful character trait that he just gets so!! excited!! about the things that he’s passionate about and interested in, and I just.

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH FOR IT, OKAY?!

And of course, Rafael loves that about him, too. (’:

Literally all I’m imagining right now is Sonny, standing in the front of one of his criminal law classes because, “Oh! We had a case that this precedent directly relates to last week!”, so the professor invites him up to the front to speak about it and all of Sonny’s classmates are just so annoyed because clearly this guy has an advantage over them from being a cop, and they’re almost positive that he’s banging a Manhattan ADA on the daily.

And Sonny’s classmates are annoyingly nosey, so finally, one day after hearing yet another anecdote about “Mr. Barba this” and “Mr. Barba that”, one of them exclaims, “Just sleep with him already, Jesus Christ, Carisi! Maybe if you get some, you’ll stop blabbing to us about him!”

But Sonny. 

Sweet Sonny.

Oh is he ever cocky as hell once that’s said. 

He turns around, making sure he makes eye contact with the guy that said that, and says, “Oh, trust me, I’m already getting some, I made that happen months ago. Case law’s like our pillow talk at this point. Why, Trevor, you jealous? Maybe he’ll tutor you, too. ‘Course, you won’t get the added bonus of getting the sexiest ADA in all of New York state in your bed, but hey, maybe your grades’ll go up! You can finally rank higher than twenty-fifth in the class, how does that sound?”

Rafael really, really wants to be mad at Sonny about that once he hears about what was said, but, well. 

He’s getting kisses trailed down his neck and he has a very eager Sonny Carisi in his lap calling him, “my sexy ADA”, so he is he to stop Sonny from staking his claim?

anonymous asked:

Hey, so why can't people do sin with pj. Not to be rude. Just curious

*sighs*

I understand of not being rude - but yeah I have answered this so many times on my blog and I keep pointing to my FAQ page right here.

I’ll copy the part focused on ‘sin’ and ‘nsfw’ to a read more on this post for those who cannot access the page for whatever reason, but TL;DR of it is two things.

One is that I want ‘7goodangel’ to be more of a family friendly name and if I get credit for a character that is within a sin story or picture, then does ‘7goodangel’ look family friendly anymore? No. It wouldn’t since it would be on a piece of sin writing or art. 

Second - I am super uncomfortable with seeing or even KNOWING that my characters are in sin art or fanfics online in public. I know I cannot control everyone since it is the ‘internet’ but I’m gonna try my dang hardest to not have any of that. 

Like seriously - my family knows my characters. And I do not want any little kid looking for PJ and finding sin. Just… no. That is not my focus on the character. At all.

It just kinda ticks me off that people kinda forget about respect and the other pillars of character at the moment they get an internet connection. So this whole thing might be sounding salty and I apologize for the tone but not the content. 

Just - respect the artists wishes - and for those wondering - PFF heck no I am not gonna let some little kids or people who disrespect artists get me to back out of being online. I will not stop doing what I am doing on here. 

(topic continued and faq points are under read more)

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  • The muse: *taping me on the shoulder* hey! I've got an idea! Let's write! I've got these two good ideas that we really need to get down on paper or computer right now immediately without waiting.
  • Me: um... It's time to go to work. I have to go, you know, work. I don't have time to write right now.
  • The muse: but I'm ready to write!
  • Me: can't it wait? I will have free time later tonight. We can write then.
  • The muse: nah, I won't be feeling it then.
  • Me: * stares into the camera like I'm on the office*

Kaneki and Hide started dating two months ago, they never had a date. Hide knows what kind of date Kaneki wants. He let out a soft laugh and looked at the sky while yawning. He entered home, “Kaneki, I’m home!” Hide screamed so Kaneki could hear him perfectly. “Hide? Where did you go? I called you ten times and you didn’t even had the courage to respond…” Kaneki said mumbling a little, he was a little bit angry. Hide laughed again, it was so obvious that he was angry, “I’m sorry I wanted to go for a walk. I’ve been stressed lately, don’t you mind preparing me a coffee?” he showed him a brilliant smile. "You’re such a disaster. I would let you do it yourself but I’m not in the mood to hear you screaming about how bad it tastes.“ Hide looked at both ways, right and left. "I’ve been thinking about our date, we should have one soon, am i right?” Hide smirked. “I don’t know what you’re talking about…” He replied shaking his head. “We’ve been dating for two months, don’t you think we should spend more time together? Not in home.” Hide really wanted to have a date with Kaneki, but his shy side affects the relationship. Kaneki can’t even kiss Hide in public, all he can do is holding hands with him, that’s all. “We’re fine, we don’t need to have a date right now. Like you said it’s been only two months.” Hide sighed. “Maybe… we can do interesing things here." He smirked again, but this time Hide grabbed Kaneki’s waist, getting closer and closer to him, then they kissed aggressively. "Something like this…" Kaneki’s breathing was agitated and every time he tried to respond, Hide kisses him again passionately. "Your lips look yummy.” Again, Kaneki blushed harder than before.

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so i went through old sketches and ended up testing my ink brush on a bunch of castiels because 
- for some reason i have lots of nice(?) little sketches of him
- it’s probably not because i’m creepily attached to him or anything
- i love inking dark hair
- also for the kind anon there! i’ve grown to… strongly dislike the dump in question a while ago already, but i’m happy if somebody still gets something good out of it :>    

(btw the super cool fem!cas design from the last pic is by Yuri!) 

A conversation between an older Slytherin sister and younger Hufflepuff brother
  • Hufflepuff: Why won't you take me to the store to get candy?
  • Slytherin: Because it's the middle of the night.
  • Hufflepuff: So?
  • Slytherin: 'So' I want to go to bed.
  • Hufflepuff: But I can't drive!
  • Slytherin: *Sarcastic* Oh, really? Because I thought you were just announcing it to me by way of whining.
  • Slytherin: Just go to sleep. *Rolls over to face away from him*
  • Hufflepuff: But I want to get candy!
  • Slytherin: *She sighs in annoyance before sitting up angrily* Okay, fine-
  • Hufflepuff: Yes!
  • Slytherin: But you're paying for whatever I want, too.
  • Hufflepuff: ...
  • Slytherin: And let me tell you, I'm pretty hungry this time of night. And driving works up an appetite.
  • Hufflepuff: *Groans angrily* Fine. But you'll take me and my friends tomorrow, right?
  • Slytherin: That depends, are you gonna wait until the middle of the night to ask me to take you guys?
A crazy day off
  • Tamaki: Hikaru, Kaoru lets get Italian food!
  • -driving to leave Ouran academy, comes over to a turn and sees Haruhi-
  • Tamaki: Haruhi! Get in we are getting Italian food!
  • Haruhi: Uh why don't we have class?
  • Kyoya from the back seat: No we don't if you were up to dye with reading the class schedule you would know class is canceled for today since the teacher is out.
  • Honey: Haru-chan come join us we might get tiramisu I hear it's a type of cake!
  • Mori nods
  • Haruhi: -sighs in disbelief that once again she will have no lunch money for the rest of the week- okay but next time I'm not going.
  • Tamaki: what if it's mandatory for the club?
  • Haruhi: Tamaki-Senpai you can't do that! Clubs and activities happen on campus right?
  • Kyoya: actually Haruhi if the club gets approval from the school board then that means we can have our club off campus as well as on campus.
  • Haruhi gets in the limo not really wanting to go but curious what she will get for lunch.

does anyone have experience with piercings??? like i got my septum done 2 years ago and bought a hoop for it back in may, i tried many many times to unscrew it (i have a horseshoe ring in right now) but nothing works :( just wanted to get some advice before i go back to the shop to see if they can get it out 

After seven long years of wanting to cut my hair, I finally did it! You should have seen me in the chair yesterday. Every time Dave came near it, I let out a little whimper but I eventually got past the traumatic events of my childhood and let him snip, snip, snip. I love it. I feel so much lighter. I’m going to miss my pink streaks but I think it’s the perfect length and it’s just in time for this auction too! I won’t be surprised if I get zero bids because, same, but I promise I can be a really great date for a night. I’ll buy you pizza. Everybody loves pizza, right? 

Seventeen's First Gay Kiss (Hip Hop Unit)
  • S.Coups: Coups' first gay kiss would be with Woozi. It would be predebut while they were trying to write a song for a challenge. Seungcheol wouldn't really be doing much though. Woozi would be trying to get this one part right butnhe would still be stuck.
  • "Why did you have to be the idiot who choose the category of kissing? I can't remember the last time I kissed someone." Woozi said frustrated and tossed his lyric sheet to his feet.
  • "Really? It's been that long?" S.Coups asked. Woozi nodded and seungcheol would sigh. "I can't remember either...wow pathetic." He said rolling his eyes and laughing at himself. Then he would get an idea. "What if we kissed now?"
  • Woozi would stand and threaten to hit him. "Are you crazy?!"
  • "Kind of. But I'm serious! We need to win this challenge..and no one would know right? It would be a one time thing. Come here." S.Coups would motioned for Woozi, who would remain still.
  • "You're going insane." Woozi would say but he would take small steps towards the other.
  • "It won't mean anything I promise." Seunghceol would stand there, not that they were so close they would both freeze up. Then Jihoon would just close his eyes and kiss him quickly so they could get it over with.
  • Silence.
  • "Okay so...about that song."
  • "Lyrics. Right....let's go."
  • Wonwoo and Mingyyu: they're first gay kiss would be with eachother (hardcore meanie shipper) they would be in their dorm watching a movie on Mingyus laptop. There would be a gay kiss and they would both get really silent and there would be a tension.
  • "Why do gay kisses look different? Go guys kiss differently when they're kissing other guys?" Mingyu would ask after shifting around awkwardly. Wonwoo would shrug silently, still watching the movie.
  • "I dunno, go find out." He said before looking down at his phone because lol there was tension up the ying yang.
  • "Can I kiss you to find out?" Mingyu would ask.
  • Wonwoo freezes.
  • "Is that a real question?" He asked quietly, the words not forming properly.
  • "Yeah. Please? Just to try it out?" Mingyu asks, in all seriousness. Wonwoo would gulp.
  • "Fine. Just once okay? Really quick." Wonwoo agreed still a bit confused and shocked, they were actually going to do this.
  • "Count of three....ready? Three!" Mingyu would say and bring their lips together. Their kiss would be much much MUCH loger than seungcheol and jihoons, they would be completely oblivious as to how long the kiss would last and when they pulled away there was even more tension than before. Then there would be a loud sound on the movie and they would both watch the movie again, sitting a little closer together.
  • Vernon: Vernon's first gay kiss would be with Mingyu. The hip hop unit would be rehearsing a number then sneak in a quick break. They would sit in a circle and just talk about stuff then Mingyu would ask Vernon.
  • "Hey, lets play a game." He put his water bottle down.
  • "No. No way." Vernon says in English.
  • "Too scared?" Mingyu asks. Vernon looked at the others. Why weren't they defending him?
  • "I'm not kissing any of you. Period." He said and shuffled back, sitting against the mirror.
  • "You've never kissed a guy?" S.Coups said with his eyebrows raised.
  • "You have?!?" Vernon asked shocked. They all nodded and he sighed.
  • "One round. ONE." He said and scooted back to the center. When he spun the bottle it landed on Mingyu. He was very hesitant.
  • "Just come here and get it over with." Mingyu ssaid motioning him over. After a while of convincing the younger finally leans over the circle and kissed Mingyu. Vernon meant for it to be short, but Mingyu would hold him so he had to stay like that longer. When he did pull away he would freak out in the corner while the others laughed.
  • "I can't believe he actually did it!!!" Wonwoo said
  • "I told you would." S.Coups laughed.
  • "You owe me 20000 won." Mingyu would say and Vernon would groan.
  • "You made bets?!?"
At work today...
  • Little kid, maybe 7 or 8: *sees dragon head wall decoration behind counter*
  • Kid: You know, dragons are afraid of me.
  • Me: Why's that?
  • Kid: *sighs* I'm the master of everything. My power scares them.
  • Me: Hmm... I think I know a solution to that. Say you play a game with some of the dragons, like Go Fish. Let them win some games, instead of claiming victory every time. They might warm up to you if you're on their level.
  • Kid: They're mean, though. I wanna get along with them, but they're so mean to everyone.
  • Me: They're just pretending. They can't really make friends with humans too easily, right? Most everyone would run and scream before one could say 'hi'.
  • Kid: *nods a bit*
  • Me: I heard that, this one time, a dragon kidnapped a princess. She didn't mind, though. She was going to have to marry a real jerk of a prince, a lazy one. So now, she gets to go on adventures and be a treasure-hunter.
  • Kid: Dragons lay gold eggs, you know.
  • Me: That's because they eat their treasure. They can't sell it or anything. The whole scare-at-first-sight makes shopping impossible. And there's not too many dens that can fit all the gold and jewels they collect, so it's just dinner.
  • Kid: Yeah, I can see that.