siegfried-farnon

Now we know what really happened...
  • Siegfried: Oh you're finally bloody awake. You were out cold and drunk of your arse.
  • Tristan: I just had the weirdest dream. There was a guy with a really long scarf. Then I became him. Only not him because I looked like me and had a suit but there was celery on it. And I traveled through time and space in this big police telly box called a TARDIS with companions and saved the earth and universe and stuff because I was a Time Lord called The Doctor.
  • Siegfried: ...
  • Tristan: ...
  • Siegfried: ...
  • Tristan: ...
  • Siegfried: What're you getting on, boy? Get off your lazy arse, there's cows to be birthed.
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This never gets old though.