siege turtle

In Vloxen Excavations, and what do I see?

A siege turtle summoned by dear Citri.

She moans and complains, but to no avail,

That siege turtle completely ignores her wail.

He follows her around, until death do us part,

She will always be in his heart.

Even though she hates him, his big butt follows,

Down into the chasms and hollows.

But then it comes, that great big aggro,

They chop off limbs that it can’t regrow.

Citri cheers! The turtle is dead!

We summon a Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh instead.