sidgeno AU

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AU – “For the past year, there have been many rumors circulating that Pittsburgh Penguins captain, Sidney Crosby, and member of the Russian boyband Metallurg, Evgeni Malkin, have been dating. Crosby and Malkin were first spotted together at an airport in Moscow last summer, but both have dodged all speculating questions so far. At the 2014 NHL Awards, not only did Crosby win the Art Ross Trophy, Hart Trophy, and Ted Lindsay Award, Crosby also brought Malkin as his "plus one” and confirmed their relationship!“

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Cinderella AU: When commoner Sidney indulged himself by attending the royal ball held in honor of Prince Evgeni of Russia, he certainly hadn’t planned on catching the prince’s eye, nor dancing with him. At curfew, Sidney had no choice but to return to his boring life, not even noticing until he was home that he lost his precious necklace. Within the following days, Prince Evgeni’s men searched throughout the towns for the beautiful and mysterious owner of the necklace….

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Sid/Geno AU – Sidney, Geno, and Jack all attend the same high school. Sidney has a crush on Geno; unfortunately, everyone thinks they’re dating but they’re just super close. Sidney doesn’t want to jeopardize his friendship with Geno (who may or may not understand stupid high school gossip), so Sidney’s left to pine over him. Jack is Sidney’s best friend who teases him mercilessly and refuses to watch game tape with them ever again. 

paulmartinamericanhero said: “imagine the pens got letterman’s jackets like this (except real gold not that shitstain gold) and then someone told geno, that if u were going steady u give ur girl ur letterman’s jacket. and so geno wants to tell everyone that they’re together and hides sid’s. and sid walks in with geno’s giant jacket and a goofy grin. and that’s how they come out to the team.”

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Sid/Geno breakup!AU inspired by Adele’s “First Love” – Geno is tired of being second to hockey in Sid’s life. Geno wants to hold Sid’s hand in public, he wants Sid to come home to him after losses instead of staying for 2 hours on the ice punishing himself, and he wants Sid to love him as much as he loves Sid. But things aren’t always easy, and relationships don’t always last, no matter how great it was in the beginning. After a painful playoff elimination, Geno breaks up with Sid and tries to move on from his first love. (Sid will never move on from his failed love.)

anonymous asked:

ok but important question FOR SCIENCE if reporter!sid was doing a story on geno what would geno be (i was thinking like a politician in an election or something but also idk)

(((i was thinking still in the context of hockey tbh like)))

sid would walk into the locker room and be like “hello my name is sidney crosby from espn’s new hockey operations i’m here to interview evgeni about the penguins’ new season”

and geno would be thinking *unf wow new reporter guy very very good looking fUCK*

anonymous asked:

Sid driving a black and gold minivan with penguins-themed family car stickers on it

Hockey mom!Sid driving the minivan because it’s ~practical~ but hockey dad!Geno preferring to drive his fancy car because it looks ~cool~ and Sid getting impatient over Geno being late to their kid’s hockey game because how does a minivan beat a Porsche no EXCUSES

anonymous asked:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how often do you think the guys break out singing 'back that ass up' when Sid's scooting around the locker room after a shower?

wait what about when sid’s walking to his car in the parking garage and there’s some construction on the sidewalk or whatev and some of the construction workers whistle as sid walks by and sid blushes hAHAHA

and one construction worker in particular winks at him and sid’s like lksdflakjdf before almost tripping past them to quickly get to his car