sideburners

anonymous asked:

what are you even famous for? just being weird? All you do is dance with your friends (just shaking and breaking your legs really) and dress like this is 1994 with tiny glasses and your shins out! i really don't see the appeal to you or your friends. I guess talentless fame has really taken off. p.s the sideburns or whatever look dumb just shave them off properly

Nigga I’m not even famous LMFAO

Here’s the thing with Eugene; if he doesn’t respect you (or isn’t feeling respectful at the moment), he doesn’t listen to what you’re saying. So all that stuff where he comes across as stupid? It’s more like disrespect. For example:

Sideburns: Guess we’ll need a couple of human shields if we want to get out of here.
Eugene: Ha-a-a-a, thank goodness. … Wait a minute.

It’s not that he’s dumb and came to the wrong conclusion, it’s that he doesn’t respect the Stabbington Brothers and so wasn’t listening very carefully. He was listening more to no longer having a halberd in his face.

And this is consistent behavior on his part. His bad comebacks are usually to Cassandra, who he doesn’t respect, or at least doesn’t respect so long as he’s bickering with her, so he’s not really listening to what she says.

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How I’ve missed blogging! So much has happened within these last few months, but I’m truly ready to walk in my purpose. God is preparing me in so many ways, and I need to take advantage of the opportunities that lay before me. I’m looking forward to what is in store!

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I don’t have soft baby hair around my hairline. Sometimes, my edges + sideburns are a mess, and I just use oil and water for them. But that’s alright! #HappyandNappy

spookykingdomstarlight  asked:

Please tell me more about your sequel trilogy fashion au idea. Love, your au scenario admirer (Also I can't believe you made me jump through the hoop of ~sending you an ask for this.)

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

I TOTALLY DO NOT HAVE AN ELABORATE SEQUEL TRILOGY FASHION IN WHICH

  • Phasma “no last name because #iconic” is The Top Model of First Order Couture 
  • Finn is like a subbing in for his journalist friend and knows Nothing About Fashion and somehow runs into Phasma
  • And like HE HAS NO IDEA IT’S PHASMA
    •  and like they end up in like A SUSPICIOUS PHOTO OP POSITION
    • idk maybe he accidentally faceplants her boobs
    • MAYBE SHE SPILLED COFFEE ON HIM AND HE HAD TO TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT
    • WELP
  • ANYWAY
  • First Order Couture has to like DO ULTRA DAMAGE CONTROL because they believe in like ULTRA CONTROLLING THE NARRATIVE
  • Ugly sideburns is like “uh, obviously we sue”
    • No one likes ugly sideburns, because all he has are trash ideas 
  • So like Kylo, WHO’S TOTALLY NOT RELATED TO THE HEAD OF RESISTANCE FASHION HOUSE WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, has like A Good Idea For Once
    • and may like recognize his cousin (i.e. Finn)
    • and is terrified of his Aunt Sana (as he should be)
  • And is like OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE NOW PHASMA’S FAKE BOYFRIEND UNTIL THIS BLOWS OVER
    • Finn is still really confused
    • Phasma is going to kill someone
      • except not because law suits
  • ??????
  • FAKE MAKEOUTS???
  • FAKE DATING SHENANIGANS??
  • ????
  • AWKWARD HOT SWEATY TOTALLY CHASTE GYM SCENE
  • AWKWARD LOVE CONFESSIONS
  • MORE MAKEOUTS??
    • This plot has runaway pls help

You know, I often see fan art of Ford’s portal adventures with him being a total bad-ass facing harrowing dangers as he flees various bounty hunters and enemies he’s made along the way while permeating an air of cool competence and seriousness as he uses his wits to escape

But based on what we see in-show I get the feeling that about 75% of Ford’s adventures went something like this