side step twice like the crabs to

“When you’re down and low, lower than the floor, And you feel like you ain’t got a chance. Bom, bom, bom, Don’t make a move till you’re in the groove And do the Peter Panda Dance: ‘Just hop three times like a kangaroo, Side-step twice just like those/the crabs do, Three steps forward, one step back. Quick like a turtle, lie on your back! 'Roll like a log till you can’t roll no more!’ Better jump up quick like there ain’t no floor, Hold your breath, and jump/step/slide to the left’; And that’s the Peter, I swear that’s the Peter, That’s the Peter Panda Dance! Goodnight, Peter Panda!” - Shane Wolfe